I don't know how long I walked, but the sky was getting dark.

Zhang Fanyang looked back at the cliff that had completely disappeared, and then secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

But then a new question came, was he looking for a place to camp? Or do you keep going all the time?

After hesitating, an old voice suddenly came from his ears: "Hey, kid over there!" Come over to me! ”

Zhang Fanyang's originally relaxed nerves instantly tensed again, and he took several steps back, and felt uneasy to pull half of the artemisia grass against his chest, before he said tremblingly: "You...... Are you a human or a ghost? ”

As soon as his words fell, someone spoke again in the distance, but the voice was not the same person as before.

I only heard this voice laugh a few times and said, "Hahaha, old Zamao, that kid said you were a ghost." ”

"Fuck off! You bald ass! You're the ghost! Your whole family is a ghost! ”

…… Belch...... Judging from the content of this dialogue, the two who spoke should not be ghosts, right?

This thought made Zhang Fanyang secretly happy: Since it is not a ghost, it is great! I will be saved when I meet the living!

Thinking of this, he quickly threw away the artemisia grass in his hand, and said to the voice that came: "Two old people, I'm really sorry, I got lost and frightened to talk nonsense, please don't take it to heart......

But before he finished speaking, the old voice from before came from the grass again: "What nonsense are you talking about!" Tell you to hurry over and you didn't hear? ”

"Uh...... Hey, I'm coming. ”

Under his yelling, Zhang Fanyang subconsciously agreed. Although I regret it a little, I can only pass it head-on.

But when Zhang Fanyang picked up the shrubs and weeds in front of him and walked in the direction of the sound for more than ten minutes, he saw two figures standing in front of him in a trance.

couldn't help but look back at the direction he came from, Zhang Fanyang became nervous again, and said in his heart, how did they see themselves at such a distance, and how did they let their voice be so clear to themselves?

"Amitabha, young man, don't be such a mother-in-law when you walk! Hurry up and get here. ”

Pander to...... Amitabha? There is also a Buddhist master among the two feelings? But why does his words sound so awkward?

Zhang Fanyang pouted and continued to walk forward, but when he finally walked to them, he was foggy again.

I saw that the two of them were a monk, the monk was wearing a dark red robe that had been mended and mended, and the Taoist was wearing a cyan robe that had been mended and mended.

The two of them each held a magic weapon in their hands, and the magic weapon intersected half an inch above their heads. The other hand pointed at the other person's throat at the same time.

Worst of all, for the few minutes I watched them, the two of them remained in this position. If he hadn't heard them talk just now, Zhang Fanyang would have even thought that they were just statues placed in the grass.

"Uh...... Two old people, this is ......."

"What is this, this is! If you've seen enough, come over and kick this bald donkey! Poor Dao will teach you all what he has learned all his life!"

"What?"

Zhang Fanyang plucked out his ears and deeply suspected that he had heard it wrong.

"Amitabha, why should the little benefactor listen to the words of this thief! The monks don't say anything, as long as you use the big stick over there to help the old man beat this thief with a stick, the old man will teach you the whole body exercises!"

Before Zhang Fanyang could talk again, the old man spoke again: "You were called by me first!" Listen to me kick him! I've got a magic weapon for you! ”

Not to be outdone, the old monk shouted, "Amitabha! Little donor, you beat him with a stick! The old man will accept you as an apprentice!"

"Listen to me!"

"Listen to the old man!"

……

Seeing that the two of them remained in one position and could still quarrel, Zhang Fanyang couldn't be more surprised.

He even forgot about his entanglement because of this, sat on the ground and took out an apple, and automatically turned on the theater mode.

Before the apple could bite into its mouth, the two suddenly fell silent. Then they exchanged glances and withdrew their hands at the same time.

When he met the angry eyes of the two of them, Zhang Fanyang had a bad premonition.

He didn't even bother to stand up, he just spun around in a circle, and quickly crawled in the direction of the grass on all fours.

But as soon as he climbed a meter, Zhang Fanyang felt that his feet and ankles were tight, and a strong pull dragged him backwards at once.

He didn't even have a chance to struggle, he was dragged between the two like a dead dog.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Fanyang hurriedly turned over, and the posture of a reclining Buddha revealed an expression that he thought was the most flattering, and said with a flattering look: "Two ...... Do the two masters have anything else to tell you? ”

After hearing this, the two looked at each other and couldn't help but tremble, and then raised their feet together and kicked at Zhang Fanyang.

While kicking, he muttered: "You rabbit cub, if you don't help, forget it, you're still watching the show next to you!" Forget about watching the show, you still pretend to be cute and disgusting! I'll let you watch the play! I'm making you disgusting......"

The fatigue of this day and the pain had tormented Zhang Fanyang half to death, and the second old man was ruthless, and after a few hits, he felt a blackness in front of him, and his consciousness gradually began to move away from him.

But just before he was completely unconscious, he vaguely heard someone talking around him.

After careful discernment, he found that the content seemed to be related to him.

Just listen to a voice that says, "It's all your fault!" Under such heavy feet! You see, kicked to death, right? ”

Then another voice said, "Come less, as if you kicked lightly!" The two of us have been here for so many years, and this is finally a relief for you, and you will be kicked to death......"

The more Zhang Fanyang listened to this conversation, the more uncomfortable he became, and he couldn't help but snort to prove that he was not dead!

Sure enough, after hearing his movements, the two who spoke immediately stopped complaining to each other, and after a period of silence, one hand began to press all over Zhang Fanyang's body before saying: "This kid is afraid that he fell from the cliff before, and his ribs were broken several times."

If he hadn't stayed in the ghost fog for too long, his whole body was paralyzed and unconscious, and it is estimated that he would have had to lie down under the tree and wait for death. ”

"Old bald donkey, haven't you always considered yourself a skilled doctor? Since he is not dead, you can save his life. ”

"Amitabha, good, good, Lao Gao's medicinal materials are all high-quality goods that are rare for thousands of years, I feel so distressed when I use it, but you refine the pill every day, and you always brag about your medicine spirit, so why don't you go up to save it?"

"Yes, I'll save it, I'll save it, just use him to try my new medicine."

In the fog, Zhang Fanyang noticed that his chin was forcibly pinched open, and then his mouth was cold, and a round object the size of a ping-pong ball was forcibly stuffed into his mouth.

Then the hand moved to his jaw and lifted it up violently, and suddenly the object rolled in, but it was firmly stuck at the root of Zhang Fanyang's tongue, and he opened his eyes suddenly, his black eyes turned up, and he wished that he would die quickly.

Poor Zhang Fanyang was already unconscious, and his face was even more bruised by the pill card, and his two eyes were turned to the whites of his eyes, and he couldn't even hum.

Just when Zhang Fanyang thought that he was going to burp completely, someone next to him said suspiciously: "I said Lao Zamao, did you add any poison to this pill?" Why did this baby roll his eyes directly after eating? …… By the way, I remember that your elixir is not protected by wax skin on the outside? ”

"Oops, I'll go! I forgot to pinch it off! ”

Zhang Fanyang's last thought before he fell into a coma this time was: Lie down! Can you be a little more casual?

……

When he opened his eyes again, Zhang Fanyang was not quite sure whether he was alive or dead.

After all, the body that was heavy before seemed to be filled with lead now didn't feel a trace of pain, and it was very light.

plus the two unreliable old men before...... Zhang Fanyang deeply felt that it was because he was too comfortable in the past ten years, and God couldn't get used to it, so he played him to death like this.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that I escaped the tragedy but didn't escape the pill that saved people, and sure enough, the Grim Reaper on TV is real-you can escape this catastrophe when you are dying, and you can't escape the next catastrophe.

was stunned, and a loud shout exploded in Zhang Fanyang's ears: "Little rabbit, wake up and cook for us!" How long do you want to stay in bed? ”