Looking at Zheng Dandan, who seemed to be running away, Xie Mengxing shook his head with a wry smile, and said to himself a little depressedly: "This bastard boy originally wanted to talk to him and learn about his recent study of other homework, but as a result, he was fooled and forgot about it. ”

"Hahaha......."

"Hehehe......."

Several other teachers in the teacher's office burst into laughter when they saw Zheng Dandan walking out of the office.

In order to maintain that role as a teacher, several teachers had already endured the redness on their faces, and at this time, everyone present was a teacher, and they had already lost any scruples, and they all laughed.

Physics teacher Mu Lishan, laughed and quipped: "Xiao Xie! You're amazing! Sure enough, it's a Chinese teacher, and this student pats your ass, and he doesn't wait for repeated words, hahaha....... ”

Yan Momo, an English teacher, covered her mouth and smiled: "Teacher Xie, it's really rare!" When I saw your deflated expression when I saw it for the first time, it was really cute, giggling ....... ”

Wang Yongfang, a math teacher, joked with a smile: "Xiao Xie, if I can't talk about you in the future, we will invite the students to come over and talk to you well, how about it?" Hahaha....... ”

Xie Mengxing suddenly swept away his depression, and said with a smug smile: "That's!" Don't look at who teaches the students either! Seeing that you are all idle and have nothing to do, come on! Come! Come! I'll talk to you if I don't accept you to come along. ”

"Hahaha......."

The teachers immediately laughed and went about their own business.

At this time, Zheng Dandan, standing at the door of the classroom of the third and fifth classes of junior high school with his hands behind his back, with a scowling expression on his face, he coughed heavily, moistened his throat again, and then shouted loudly: "Brothers, brother is back." ”

At the end of class, the originally noisy classroom suddenly became silent, and all the students looked at Zheng Dandan with puzzled expressions.

"Why did you come back so soon?"

"Yes! Could it be that the head teacher's conscience has found that he no longer tortures people? ”

"Isn't it? Less than five minutes before and after, and this is back? It's incredible. ”

"Yes! How the hell did he do it? ”

In the classroom, there was a lot of discussion, all with a hellish expression, which felt incredible.

Fu Zhiyong, Huang Lijin, Zhang Jianfei, and Yan Qiuxin even surrounded them, asking gossipingly, what the hell is going on?

Seeing that everyone was puzzled, Zheng Dandan shook off his hairstyle, moistened his throat again, and said, "Alas! People are handsome, there is really no way! The head teacher called me over, it was really a compliment, saying that I was a model of the all-round development of morality, intellect and physique of the new generation, not only diligent and studious, smart and clever, but also stood out from the crowd, worked hard, always loved to ask questions without shame, worked hard, and had a new atmosphere ......of not being arrogant or impetuous, civilized and polite. ”

Before Zheng Dandan finished speaking, he was immediately interrupted by several people with contempt.

"Get out!"

The four of them said almost in unison, and at the same time turned back to their seats, ignoring Zheng Dandan.

"Hahaha......."

This time, it was Zheng Dandan who swept away his previous depression and laughed heartily.

"Jingle bell......."

The bell for the second evening self-study rang at this time.

Zheng Dandan glanced at a few people with a smile on his face, then walked back to his seat and started his evening self-study.

In the evening of the second period, there was no teacher to sit in the classroom, perhaps because the teacher did not come, so the students in the class studied on their own.

Zheng Dandan was no exception, he took out his textbook again and studied, but his mind flew to the window next to Xie Mengxing's desk, when he was studying at night before, Zheng Dandan saw Xie Mengxing's face, it seemed that something was wrong, under his white face, wrapped in a trace of paleness, he thought he was sick, but he never thought that he saw something dirty outside his window.

At this time, Zheng Dandan was thinking in his heart about how to clean up this dirty thing, during which he raised his head to ease his thoughts, and the corner of his eye glanced at the classmates in the next row, and he was stunned.

saw that Yan Yanping and Huang Shuhua, two female classmates in the next row, at this time, their long hair was tied together.

Zheng Dandan looked back suspiciously, Liu Ming, a classmate at the back table of the two, was sneaky, holding a rubber band again and tying it to the long hair of the two.

Zheng Dandan is a little disgusted with this classmate Liu Ming, with a square face, who is timid and loves to brag, his grades are even more average, and he always likes to tease female classmates; If he is kind to him, he will be able to kick his nose in the face immediately; If he showed his anger, he would be killed on the spot; Full Ten is a guy who bullies the weak and is afraid of the hard.

Zheng Dandan frowned and said secretly: "Do you want to teach him a lesson, so he likes to tease female classmates, if he is asked to lose face in front of female classmates, it should be a good lesson, but, how to tease so as not to set himself on fire?" ”

Zheng Dandan thought in his heart, suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he said secretly: "There is." Then he smiled wickedly.

I saw that he picked up the ballpoint pen on the table, and while looking at the book, he rotated the ballpoint pen in his hand, and accidentally the ballpoint pen fell to the ground; Suddenly, the refill, the nib, and the cover of the pen were scattered all over the place; Some fall very close, and some are ejected very far.

The sound of the ballpoint pen falling was a little loud, and the students turned their heads one after another, glanced at Zheng Dandan, and just glanced at it, so they didn't pay much attention to it and continued to study by themselves.

Zheng Dandan stood up calmly, walked out of his seat, bowed his head and bent over, and went to pick up the ballpoint pen parts scattered all over the ground.

When he picked up the pen, he kept his feet off the ground, slid away, silently reciting incantations in his mouth, and quickly drew his hands on the tables and chairs around him; People who don't know think he's learning to skate.

When he picked up the last pen cap, the person happened to come to the other side of Liu Ming, and his seat was just across from Liu Ming.

Zheng Dandan's face darkened, and he said expressionlessly: "Borrowed." ”

Without waiting for Liu Ming to speak, he squeezed directly in front of Liu Ming's seat; The left hand swept forward gently, and the long hair of the two people in front of him who was tied up was suddenly easily untied.

was touched by Zheng Dandan's hair, Yan Yanping and Huang Shuhua turned their heads almost at the same time, full of disgust, and glared at Zheng Dandan.

Zheng Dandan pursed his lips speechlessly, and said depressedly: "Forget it, don't worry about people with long hair and short knowledge." ”

After squeezing through Liu Ming's seat, Zheng Dandan stretched out his right hand, patted Liu Ming's shoulder lightly, and said expressionlessly: "Thank you!" ”

After speaking, he returned to his seat, installed the pitifully mutilated ballpoint pen, and no longer paid attention to Liu Ming's puzzled eyes, as well as the two female classmates who misunderstood him.

Liu Ming saw Zheng Dandan's black face, and suddenly didn't dare to speak, after all, this guy's pen was smashed to pieces, so it was better not to touch the moldy head.

A moment later.

In the classroom, a ghost crying wolf suddenly sounded.

I saw that Liu Ming suddenly stood up, stood on the floor with his left foot, stepped on the stool with his right foot, put his left hand on his waist, stretched his right hand into a fist above his head, swayed vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Qi Qin concert, start now!" GO！ GO！ GO！ Oh Ray! Oh Ray! Oh Ray! ……。 ”

All the students who were studying on their own in the evening were suddenly taken aback, turned around one after another, and looked at Liu Ming with a shocked face.

Zhang Lirong, the squad leader, was the first to stand up angrily, pointed at Liu Ming and scolded: "Liu Ming, you have something wrong, do you want to scare everyone to death?" It's okay what nerves you have. ”

Everyone was stunned, turned their heads to look at Zhang Lirong, in the class, Zhang Lirong, who has always regarded herself as the eldest sister, is kind and pleasant to everyone, and has never had a conflict with anyone, even if she is angry; At this time, it turned out to be Xingyan's angry eyes, and his lips trembled slightly, obviously frightened, and it seemed that he was not lightly frightened.

Yan Jianming, a thin man, with a clever face, at this time, he glanced at Zhang Lirong flatteringly, and echoed with the fox and the fake tiger: "That's it, Liu Ming, you have a problem, for no reason, do you want to scare people to death?" ”

Someone took the lead, and immediately, everyone agreed.

"Damn, scare me, if you are sick, go and treat it quickly."

"Bah! Liu Ming, you are a ghost, there is something really wrong. ”

"The brain melon seed was kicked by a donkey, it really scared me to death."

Before they could finish speaking, they heard a wolf howl.

"I am a wolf from the north, whining ......, walking in the endless wilderness, whining ......, the terrible north wind blowing, whining ......, the long yellow sand sweeping, whining ......."

I saw Liu Ming stepping on the stool, tilting his head and singing loudly; While singing Qi Qin's song, he shook his head and howled wolf, when the wolf howled, he was afraid that the sound was not loud enough, and he put his hands in an arc to put them on the side of his mouth, shouting loudly.

During this quiet evening self-study period, Liu Ming's voice was like pouring a glass of cold water into a quiet hot oil pot, and suddenly, the whole classroom instantly boiled; Oh no! It should be said that the entire teaching building was boiling in an instant.

I saw that at the door and corridor of the fifth class classroom, at this time, the students who were studying in the third year of junior high school were surrounded by students who had studied on their own in the evening, one by one, with their feet upside down, stretching their necks, desperately squeezing to look in, and some male classmates even cheered loudly.

The students of the third and fifth classes of junior high school, regardless of men and women, at this time, all bowed their heads and lay on the desk, completely alike, I don't know his expression, and in my heart, I don't know how to greet Liu Ming's family hundreds of times; This person lost it, and everyone was laughed at by classmates in other classes.

And the initiator Zheng Dandan, at this time, like the classmates in the class, was shaking all over his body on the desk, and he was about to cramp when he laughed.

Zheng Dandan laughed and whispered to himself: "The first time I used the array, I didn't expect the effect to be a mess, well, now I have a bottom in my heart, hehe......, I should really thank Liu Ming, if he wasn't his own experimenter, I'm afraid, my heart is not bottomed." ”