Chapter 1 This lawyer is a little weird

"Little weed, after so many years, you still haven't given birth to a little bit of manhood, my sister is very disappointed? No matter how you say it, you can be regarded as an alumnus of your sister, and you don't drink in front of your sister's crotch, which is too shameless!"

Yang Feilan's eyes were already drunk at this time, and the actions in her hands obviously couldn't keep up with her thinking, so she reached out to get the wine bottle, but she tripped over the wine bottle, and most of the wine spilled on the table.

Huang Haifeng frowned and looked at the two people next to him, one was leaning on the Fafa hair and was unconscious, and the other was lying on the ground and snoring like thunder.

"You drink because you will quit the studio and will never be able to do what you like to do, they drink because of your withdrawal, they will lose their money, and I, seeing that you can no longer do what you like, is open, to keep a clear mind and look at your unhappy appearance, naturally I will not drink, this is called reason, what does it have to do with manhood?"

Huang Haifeng said slowly.

"Sister is not happy, but you are happy to watch the excitement, you are a bad boy," Yang Feilan said and stood up with difficulty, as if to grab Huang Haifeng's collar.

Huang Haifeng hurriedly retreated.

"Smack!" Yang Feilan's whole body suddenly fell to the dining table, and she closed her eyes and fell asleep in the full dishes and dishes.

Huang Haifeng looked at Yang Feilan in a daze, and said after a long time: "Obviously she is so beautiful, and if you are virtuous and docile, you can eat with your face, why do you make yourself look like a female underworld?" I know that I don't like powerful women, and I always want to be my sister, who will you fight if you don't hit me?"

Speaking of this, he looked at Xiang Binquan and Liu Huaxing next to him, but a burst of worry surged in his heart: "It's definitely not safe to let a drunk woman stay with two drunk men, according to the scene in the movie, I should help them to my room one by one, but I don't, because I'm here to see them make a fool of themselves, and I come to gloat, but I can't do anything good!"

So, he took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Yang Feilan at an angle.

When Yang Feilan slipped from the wine table to the ground and fell asleep completely, Huang Haifeng did not choose to leave after continuing to take a few "precious" photos, but went to the sofa next to him to lie down comfortably.

"Because of you, I couldn't do what I wanted to do, and now because of your sister, we've finally found a common ground, haha."

Huang Haifeng was in a good mood, and suddenly remembered the situation when he was at school. As Yang Feilan said, she is naturally a warm-hearted person, she has practiced martial arts, and her force value is relatively high, so she has to stretch out her hand when she sees something that is not eye-catching.

Although he was small when he went to school, he was stubborn, and he was a typical handsome little guy in the eyes of girls, but in the eyes of boys, he was a monster who didn't know the times, and he was often targeted. Boys often use their fists to solve problems, and small people often suffer from them.

In a conflict, Yang Feilan suddenly intervened and announced very strongly: "This kid is small, but one dares to fight four, too brave, the brave are invincible, and he will have a bright future in the future, for the future of the motherland, this kid will be covered by me, from now on, bullying him is bullying me, everyone look at it!"

In fact, she came to him on purpose to apprentice. He was the first in his class in English, while she was struggling with the passing grade. Although her grades are average, her name is too big, and every time she performs in school, she is both a host and an actor, and she is the brightest star in the school. Although she was two levels above him, he was still one of the countless people who voluntarily lowered their status and looked up to her.

Naturally, he would not refuse him. He is his de facto English tutor, and in addition to standing up for him, she will also bring him some snacks, and the two get along well.

But there was one thing that became his heart disease. Perhaps because of the practice of martial arts, her body was drawn earlier than him, so she was taller than him. So she was two years younger than him, and she regarded herself as a sister in front of him. He argued on the basis of his age, but she argued against her height and force value. This kind of thing often happens when they get along, and in the end, it doesn't end up.

Being called a little brother by a two-year-old girl can be imagined.

"It's ridiculous that you still dare to pretend to be a sister in front of me, I have to stay, and I will personally show you the ugliness of your drunken appearance before leaving, and I must have been in a very good mood at that time."

Huang Haifeng looked at Yang Feilan's photos and fell asleep comfortably.

Yang Feilan hadn't been drunk for a long time, so she slept very soundly.

She habitually flipped over, only to be pressed against a plate that had been broken in two.

"Ahh

She opened her eyes and saw the empty bottles under the table before she realized what had happened. Teng got up and sat up, but his head hit the wooden table.

"Ouch!"

She screamed again.

The decibels of the sound were a little high, and the other three people in the room were awakened.

Three drunkards, you look at me, I look at you, all with embarrassed faces.

"Hahaha, hahaha."

Someone laughed out loud out of place.

At this time, of course, the only one who could laugh was Huang Haifeng.

All three drunkards twisted their heads towards him.

Huang Haifeng crossed his legs on the sofa, looked at his mobile phone, and said: "It is really not a wise choice to stay in a room with drunkards to sleep, not to mention the stinking, and you will be woken up in less than four hours, which will affect the quality of sleep!"

"You...... You ......"

Yang Feilan looked at Huang Haifeng, her tongue was a little overwhelmed, and she swallowed two breaths before continuing: "Since you are here, why don't you help us clean up, why don't you send us back to the room?"

"Why should I help you clean up, why do I have to go to the trouble to send you back to the room, I didn't drink or drink you, you got yourself drunk, you know that you will make a fool of yourself when you get drunk, and you still don't want to drink it, you have to have the consciousness of being uncomfortable after getting drunk, accept the idea of being ugly and embarrassed, and if you can't bear it, you will have the consciousness of not drinking bad wine, isn't it good?"

"So that's for our good?" Xiang Binquan touched his head and muttered to himself.

Liu Huaxing said: "What you said makes sense, but I always feel that you are gloating, since you don't plan to take care of us, then what are you staying for?"

"I'm a lawyer, I understand the law, you drink like this, as a tablemate, you have the obligation to accompany you after drinking, if your life is in danger, I need to contact the rescue in time, otherwise I will lose money."

Huang Haifeng suddenly bounced up from the sofa excitedly, turned on his mobile phone, ran to Yang Feilan excitedly, and said: "Yang Feilan, look at you, you are really interesting when you are drunk, you must call me when you want to drink in the future, I will take more photos of this kind of photo for you as a souvenir." ”

Yang Feilan only looked at two photos, then got up and covered her face and ran up to the second floor.

Seeing Yang Feilan's embarrassed and embarrassed appearance, Huang Haifeng laughed proudly three times, then lost a business card on the sofa, grabbed the car key and walked out of the door, saying as he walked: "I drove the car away, I'll contact you tomorrow if I have something." ”

Liu Huaxing and Xiang Binquan, you look at me, I look at you, with a puzzled face.

Xiang Binquan finally spoke first: "Isn't this Sister Lan's friend, how can you be so virtuous?"

Liu Huaxing said: "Isn't he a lawyer? A lawyer's brain is different from that of ordinary people, but I always find this lawyer a little weird. ”