Zheng Dandan successfully found the "Cape" monument, he enjoyed the beautiful scenery in full view, but there was no danger for a long time, suddenly, he was a little carried away, looked up at the sky, stretched out his arms, as if to embrace the sea, laughed loudly: "Haha! It doesn't matter if you're a demon or a ghost, I can't die anyway, so let the storm come more violently! ”

The so-called eating a trench and increasing wisdom seems to be of no use to Zheng Dandan, after all, it is a young man's nature, and he can't escape his lively and active character.

Zheng Dandan clearly knew that he was only suffering a little crime at most, and he would not be able to die no matter what, so he had already left the danger behind.

He took off his shoes as a child, sat on the boulder protruding from the sea, soaked his feet in the seawater, played passionately, and muttered leisurely: "The shadows of the trees in the water, the sound of waves in the wind; The spring stone is hidden and fairy, and the mussel is lyrical; Don't ask about the future, don't worry about the name behind you; Everything is left behind, and only the foreground is admired. ”

In the courtyard, Zheng Pinghe on the stone bench, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, he rolled his eyes, and said to himself: "This stinky boy is really leisurely, and he is really a guy who is not afraid of death. ”

Zheng Dandan didn't know that he had been remembered by the unscrupulous Zheng Pinghe, at this time, looking at the rippling waves, he rolled up his trousers playfully, carried his shoes, jumped back to the beach, and walked leisurely all the way, stepping on the fine sand, looking at the sea, the breeze shining on his face, comfortable and pleasant.

He couldn't help but sing: "When I was young, I liked to be alone on the beach, rolling up my trousers, barefoot, stepping on the beach, always fantasizing that there was another world at the end of the ocean, always thinking that the brave sailor was a real man, always a look, weak and bad, when I was bullied, I always heard the sailor say, what is this pain in the wind and rain?" Wipe away your tears, don't be afraid, at least we still have dreams, he said what is this pain in the wind and rain? Wipe away your tears and don't ask why ....... ”

Zheng Pinghe, who was on the stone bench, looked at Zheng Dandan dumbfounded, and said speechlessly: "Isn't it?" This stinky boy, what he wants most in his heart is to go to Sanya to play? Isn't it often that you go to the beach? It shouldn't be ....... Zheng Pinghe was a little puzzled, and depressedly lit a cigarette again.

Zheng Dandan, who was leisurely walking all the way and singing loudly, suddenly stopped, his eyes staring straight at the coast; I saw a middle-aged man dressed in black, like an octopus, lying on the sea with his limbs in a large shape, floating with the ups and downs of the waves.

"Alas! I shouldn't have come, but I still came. Zheng Dandan sighed speechlessly.

With the previous lesson, Zheng Dandan didn't run again this time, with an indifferent expression, he simply sat on the beach neatly, looking at the floating person thoughtfully.

After a while, the middle-aged man on the sea still did not move, just floated quietly on the sea, floating back and forth.

Zheng Dandan, who has always been bold, was aroused by curiosity, and he said to himself: "It's strange, why hasn't there been any movement for so long?" It can't be a dead man, right? Why am I afraid of a dead man? Hey! This person's clothes, why are they so similar to those worn by his uncle, and the body shape is also a bit similar, well! Short hair is also quite similar; Isn't that right? Why lie on the water? Even if you are practicing breath-holding, it is impossible to practice for so long? ”

Out of curiosity, he ran to the shore and found a long branch; Slowly walking towards the beach, he stretched out his branches and gently touched the middle-aged man lying on the sea.

The middle-aged man on the sea just swayed back and forth slightly, and there was still no movement, Zheng Dandan suddenly had no scruples, scratched his head and said to himself: "Why is there still no movement?" You're not trying to scare me, are you? I'm not scared. As he spoke, he stretched out the branch and lifted the middle-aged man on the sea hard, and the branch in his hand pushed hard, and the middle-aged man suddenly flipped over.

When the middle-aged man in the sea flipped over, Zheng Dandan was immediately startled, a big man who was about to stand up, with a slightly chubby round face, pale and a little scary, like drowning in a coma, Zheng Dandan exclaimed, a little unbelievable and said: "Ah! Uncle? How can it be an uncle? ”

"Uncle! Uncle....... ”

Zheng Dandan tried to scream a few times, but the middle-aged man still didn't move, Zheng Dandan suddenly became anxious, he quickly ran into the sea, pulled up the middle-aged man's hands, and dragged him to the shore.

He used all his strength, dragged the middle-aged man to the shore, and immediately pressed his chest in a hurry to do first aid.

Zheng Pinghe, who was on the stone bench on the side, nodded with some relief when he saw this, and whispered: "Count you stinky boy, and you still have a little conscience, I thought you were afraid of danger, so you weren't ready to save people?" ”

However, when Zheng Pinghe continued to look down, his bronzed face gradually became darker than ink.

I saw that Zheng Dandan pressed the middle-aged man's chest from time to time, and then did artificial respiration, and after several consecutive first aids, the middle-aged man coughed and really spit out the water.

Seeing the middle-aged man spit out water, Zheng Dandan checked it carefully and found that after he finally breathed, he breathed a sigh of relief, sat on the beach tiredly, and rested alone.

After a while, Zheng Dandan saw that the middle-aged man was still unconscious, so he turned him over, lay him on his stomach, and then gently patted his back and whispered: "Uncle! Wake up! What happened to you? Is it better? ……。 ”

After he continued to scream a few times, the middle-aged man still showed no signs of waking up, Zheng Dandan was a little overwhelmed, and inadvertently, he skimmed the middle-aged man's stiff buttocks, and suddenly, his eyes were rolling around, and his face showed a wicked smile.

After looking around left and right, he slowly stretched out his right hand and slapped the middle-aged man's ass twice.

"Smack! Syllable! ”

Two crisp and loud voices sounded, Zheng Dandan looked at the middle-aged man like a thief, and saw that he still didn't react, so he breathed a sigh of relief, shook his palm, nodded with a wicked smile, and said to himself: "Hmm! It feels good, no wonder my uncle likes to spank my ass so much. ”

Zheng Pinghe, who was on the stone bench, saw this, and he already had a black line on his face, a black face, as if the whole world owed him five million, and stared at Zheng Dandan through gritted teeth.

"Good! You stinky boy! It turns out that this is the deepest secret you hide in your heart! I see how you will die later? Wait a minute! What is he doing? Zheng Pinghe muttered to himself, and suddenly, he quickly stood up from the stone bench.

I saw that Zheng Dandan still had a wicked smile on his face, and continued to say to himself: "Hehe! It feels really good, anyway, my uncle hasn't woken up yet, or has he? How many more attempts? Well! He shouldn't know, hehe......! With that, he stretched out his right hand again, wanting to slap it a few more times.

Zheng Pinghe was so frightened that he immediately recited the mantra, waved his right hand, and quickly withdrew the formation.

The egg hurts!

Zheng Pinghe's face was painful, he looked left and right, breathed a sigh of relief, and said secretly: "Fortunately, no one saw it, if you take two more shots, will Lao Tzu still have the face to see people?" Stinky boy, he is really bold and lawless. ”

When Zheng Dandan shot it hard, suddenly, the scenery in front of him changed, and he returned to the scene in the yard, Zheng Dandan slapped the air with one hand and slapped the stones on the ground.

"Oh, it hurts!" Zheng Dandan immediately clasped his left hand and shouted with his right hand.

"It hurts? Hehe! Feels good, right? Zheng Pinghe squinted his eyes with a black line, and asked with a smile.

"Hmmm! Not bad! Zheng Dandan replied reflexively.

As soon as Zheng Dandan finished answering, he immediately reacted, turned around, looked at Zheng Pinghe with a shocked face, and said in his heart: "What does Uncle know, I said that it feels good?" Finished! Can he hear me? This time it's really dead. ”

"Stinky boy! It's quite hard! How many more would you like to visit? Zheng Pinghe said with a dark face, and walked slowly towards Zheng Dandan.

"Ahh Uncle! I don't dare! Looking at Zheng Pinghe's black King Kong-like signature face before he went crazy, Zheng Dandan begged for mercy in fright, while moving his butt quickly, and crawling backwards.

Countless lessons, he is too clear, as long as Zheng Pinghe shows such an expression, that is when his ass "blooms", how can Zheng not be afraid.

Zheng Pinghe, who was angry, stepped forward quickly, shot as fast as thunder, as sharp as an eagle catching a chicken, grabbed Zheng Dandan, half-squatted on the ground, pressed Zheng Dandan on his left leg with his left hand, and waved his right palm at his buttocks.

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ……。 ”

The crisp and loud crackling sound continued to sound in the yard.

Zheng Pinghe spanked his ass and said angrily: "Stinky boy, I make you feel good...... I make you want to come two more ......, I think you still dare to be bold ......." ”

"Ahh Help me! Grandma, help! Uncle killed someone....... Zheng Dandan's screams like killing pigs instantly resounded throughout the courtyard.

There was a loud sound, the gate of the courtyard was slowly pushed open, and there was an old lady standing at the door, who was approaching the age of the sixtieth year, carrying a vegetable basket in her hand, and her kind face, with a shocked expression, looked at the uncle and nephew in front of her.

The old lady saw Zheng Pinghe's anger, and hit Zheng Dandan regardless of the severity, suddenly, she walked into the courtyard quickly, quickly put down the vegetable basket in her hand, pulled Zheng Pinghe to the ground, and snatched Zheng Dandan with one hand, she held Zheng Dandan in her arms with a distressed face, turned her head angrily, and scolded Zheng Pinghe: "You bastard, early in the morning, what are you crazy about?" I can hear the cries on the street. ”

Zheng Pinghe saw that the old lady was angry, and immediately said with a smile: "Hehe! Mom, you don't know, this stinky boy has itchy skin, I help him loosen his muscles, he resists beating, it's okay, don't worry. ”