Chu Renmeng screamed: "Yes, we don't carry this pot with our hairstyle." ”

Since the hairstyle does not carry the pot, you can only carry the pot with your face.

Chu Renmeng's face: ".... (꒪Д꒪)ノChu Renmeng still has a face? ”

Chu Renmeng's face showed a confused expression, since the face is currently in a short circuit, it is most suitable for the facial features to take the blame.

Chu Renmeng's facial features: "I have a different opinion, for the five senses, the mouth is the most important organ of Mengmeng, because if you want to use it to eat and drink, other parts are useless, such as the big thick eyebrows up and down, I think the meaning of its existence is purely for fun, and to make people laugh." ”

Chu Renmeng's eyebrows: "If I say that I go up and down to be funny, then what is the meaning of existence with the same eyes as the seams, people say that the eyes are the windows of the soul, why do we only leave the window frame, or a thin window frame." ”

Chu Renmeng's eyes: "o(╥_╥)o 嘤嘤." ”

Chu Renmeng's mouth: "You don't feel that Mengmeng woke up, haven't I been using it for a long time, how can that foodie live so Buddha now, I conservatively estimate that Mengmeng has not eaten for at least twelve hours, completely breaking the record." ”

The facial features of each painting the ground as a prison quarreled, Gu Xiaowu, "I'm sorry." ”

Gu Xiaowu sighed for a long time, feeling that crying could not solve any problems, and it was not conducive to the unity between the five senses, which increased the intensification of the contradiction between the five senses, and the beautiful people cried with pear blossoms and rain, like her dignity and crying was the scene of the murder, she decisively stopped crying, at this moment, Xiao Wujing's soul came to life in an all-round way, so she shouted at the top of her voice, "I want to lose weight, in order to live, I must lose weight." ”

The three girls were dumbfounded, "Minus...... Weight loss? ”

......

"Lose weight, isn't that nonsense?" When the old lady Chu who lived in the inner courtyard of the Chu family's mansion heard this, she slapped the table, spit out the jujube core in her mouth, and scolded repeatedly, "Meng Meng Heavenly Court is full of square circles, and it is a rare noble appearance, what should I do if I lose weight and destroy this noble and natural face," Then, the old lady Chu turned her head and asked the girl next to her in a low voice, "What is weight loss?" ”

Girl: "Uh.... (⊙… ⊙)”

The old lady Chu who came back from the next dynasty heard that the first important decision made by the baby granddaughter when she woke up was to lose weight, and she immediately felt heartbroken and shouted, "Bastard Shen Chi, the residual poison does not fade, and the harmful Meng Meng does not want to ...... for you to eat", the crutch in his hand poked hard at the bluestone bricks in the courtyard, and the person coughed violently, and the gray beard also shook violently, which frightened the entourage next to him knocked on the back, and the smooth air, the tea was served, and the chair was lifted, and the meal was busy, Only then did he rescue the old lady Chu who looked like he was about to die.

Gu Xiaowu: "Oh my God, the consequences of my weight loss are so serious, isn't this the butterfly effect." ”

Green pothos: "Miss, your body is not your own, it belongs to everyone in the Chu Mansion." ”

It wasn't until this moment that Gu Xiaowu understood that the greasy fat on his body and the swimming ring around his belly carried unbearable love, Gu Xiaowu sighed silently.

On the third day of crossing, Gu Xiaowu finally clarified the ins and outs of this body in the process of constantly talking about the three girls.

Chu Renmeng, the first fat lady in Daliang, the granddaughter of Chu Xiang, the pearl of the whole house, except for a few people, Chu Renmeng is famous for being fat, and is famous again because of coveting the second most beautiful man in Daliang, Shen Chi, Chu Xiang in order to meet his granddaughter's wishes, he begged the emperor for marriage, and finally gave up with Shen Chi's violent resistance, Shen Chi was therefore assigned to Lingqiu Town, the southernmost part of Daliang, and became a teacher. Chu Renmeng was Shen Chi's first brainless fan, but Shen Chi went away from home, and was hated by the girls, young women and old ladies in the capital.

Gu Xiaowu: "This... (⊙… ⊙), so it seems that this Shen Chi should be the first half of Qin Lang's life, and he has been sent to a border town, and there is no need to please him to solve the old grudge of the seventh generation, haha. ”

The green pothos changed her words, but Chu Renmeng was stimulated, and she overate even more, staying in a big bed of more than 10,000 feet all day long, eating and eating, and using food to relieve the pain of the second middle school girl's lovelorn, and finally in a dark and windy night of a month, she ate too much and farts in her sleep.

The Chu Mansion was completely chaotic, blocking the news from the outside world, only saying that the young lady was in poor health, and the specific illness was not revealed. After inviting countless Chinese medicine and Western medicine witch doctors, oh no, wizards, to no avail, a crazy wandering monk came to the Xiangfu.

The old lady Chu died as a live horse doctor, pinning all her hopes on the wandering monk, and after the wandering monk performed a meal, he left a few words, "Miss is unspeakably expensive, her life is not deserved, she will wake up in three days, just ask the girl who often waits to stay by her side, and the others will avoid it." "The old lady Chu had no choice at this time, and when she heard the wandering monk's order, she immediately withdrew a few people, leaving only the girl who was always waiting to stay by the side. The wandering monk whispered something to the old lady Chu again, but as for what he said, the old lady Chu was secretive and refused to tell outsiders.

Gu Xiaowu: "The judge has become a wandering monk, his acting skills are really clever, he really fooled everyone, haha, the top priority at the moment is to lose weight, the most important thing is to lose weight," With this goal, Gu Xiaowu said he would do it.

.........

On this day, when the sky was still bright, Gu Xiaowu got up from the bed, Huang Li and Luluo served her together to dress and wash, and Begonia basically hid in the bed to sleep at this hour.

Huang Li was dressing Gu Xiaowu while chattering, and asked curiously, "Miss, why are you going to the Huai River so early, is there anything delicious on the Huai River, I heard that there is a smoke and rain pavilion on the side of the Huai River, which is good, many rich sons are there to watch the sunrise, taste wine and compose poems, don't you also want to go there to compose poems, if you compose poems, in fact, I will also have a few poems..."

Gu Xiaowu felt that there was a repeater around her that was constantly buzzing, according to her previous temper, she had already told her to shut up, but after being reborn, she didn't know if she had inherited the gentleness and cuteness of her original body, and she didn't have the urge to hit someone after listening to such a long chat, not at all.

Gu Xiaowu smiled politely and patiently explained, "Ah Li, don't guess, you'll know when you arrive." ”

At this time, the pothos poured water from outside and walked in, "Miss, everything is packed, the carriage is ready, and we can go." ”

Gu Xiaowu nodded, before going out, she didn't forget to look in the mirror, she was still so indescribable in the mirror, she sighed in disappointment, and thought, after today, I definitely want to lose weight, set a flag, and swear not to be a person if I don't lose a hundred pounds.