048 Mahjong Foursome
"Oh, awesome, it's not easy to run so far!"
Chu Renmeng couldn't breathe by himself, listening to the accent of Turin, who had been rejuvenated with full blood, and had no time to deal with him.
Torino: "By my calculations, you've burned thousands of calories, and you didn't eat yesterday, your stomach is empty, your abdominal blood sugar level is below 2.8 mmol/L, and if you continue to exercise vigorously, there may be some unexpected results." ”
Chu Renmeng's throat was fishy, as if he had drunk the taste of molten iron, and when he heard the words, he breathed down and said, "Speak human words." ”
Turin: "You may faint!" ”
As if in response to Turin, as an excellent representative of artificial intelligence, Chu Renmeng felt that the inverted words had just finished speaking, like a command, and gave a command to her body, she only felt that her eyes were black, the soles of her feet were soft, and she shook a few times in the void under her feet, and threw herself forward......
Pothos shouted: "Miss! ”
With a pop, Chu Renmeng's whole body smashed on the edge of the Huai River, and several men in the Yanyu Pavilion who were waiting for the sunrise to chant poems looked at this side, and saw that someone fell to the ground, and one of the sons screamed badly, and someone died, and several people rushed to this side.
Green pothos squatted beside Chu Renmeng, trying to help her up, but her strength was weak, and she never knew the essentials, on the other hand, I don't know why the young lady suddenly fainted and cried out urgently.
Xie Shi and the others ran all the way from Yanyu Pavilion, and they didn't have time to look at the people lying on the ground, and said, "Brother Shen Chi, Brother Guangren, Jiu Chu, come and ...... this person together."
Xie Shi saw Chu Renmeng's long hair, it should be a girl, so he continued: "Let's help this girl up together!" ”
Chu Renmeng had already regained consciousness at this time, and suddenly heard the voice of this man above his head was very familiar, where had he dealt with it, and then he heard it, this person said Brother Shen Chi! If I remember correctly, wasn't Shen Chi demoted to Lingqiu by the current saint after refusing to marry, and then he became the laughing stock of the whole Kyoto, how did he come back?
"Who else? Guangren, at the beginning of the ninth year, I, the two people from the bottom of the river also came, did the four of them get together a table of mahjong? ”
"Playing mahjong, you can play it at home, and run to the river to play early in the morning, is this the glorious tradition of Daliang."
The highlight of Chu Renmeng's life was to fall so badly in front of four handsome guys who looked good, she felt that God was deliberately embarrassing herself, and in this situation, there was no crack in the ground for her to drill down, only a few pieces of shit exuding a unique fragrance a few steps away.
Torino: "I have a heart rate of 130 beats per minute, do I need to call a doctor for you?" ”
Chu Renmeng scolded in his heart: "It's messy, it's messy, it's messed up in the entire northwest of Jin, fuck it, if you can call a doctor, do I still need to lie here?" ”
Xie Shi saw Chu Renmeng lying motionless on the ground, he didn't know what her situation was now, and he wanted to help, after all, men and women don't kiss, He Jiuchu looked at Chu Renmeng's back for a long time, and said faintly: "Isn't it Miss Chu, the daughter of the Prime Minister's Mansion?"
As soon as these words came out, Shen Chi's face changed drastically, and everyone in Kyoto knew that Shen Chi had rejected the family affairs of the Prime Minister's Mansion, which made the old lady Chu displeased, and found a reason to demote him to Lingqiu. Shen Yu later heard and heard some things about Miss Chu's family, but the gossip described Miss Chu beyond recognition, and he didn't have time to distinguish the truth from the false, thinking about it, today was the first time the two of them met, but he didn't expect it to be in this way.
Chu Renmeng: "..... God, I never felt that time passed so slowly, pothos dead girl, hurry up and drive this mahjong foursome away. ”
Pothos: "Four adults, save my young lady." ”
Chu Renmeng: "Good, very good, very good!" ”
Du Guangren took the lead in joining the rescue, and went straight to pull one of Chu Renmeng's arms, Chu Renmeng closed his eyes tightly, gritted his teeth and insisted, there was a feeling of pain in his arm, Chu Renmeng almost burst into tears, hypnotizing himself vigorously, I don't hurt, I really don't hurt, it's strange that I don't hurt!
Seeing that this method didn't work, the pothos shouted: "Childe, like this, I'm afraid Miss's arm can't bear it!" Let's take another approach! ”
Shen Chi said: "Yes, why don't we grab Miss Chu's arms and legs by one by one, and then send Miss Chu to the medical hall, and let Lang Zhong treat Miss Chu!" ”
Chu Renmeng: "." She made up the picture of killing the pig in her brain, but she felt that the picture was too beautiful for her to dare to look at. Just because I'm a little fat, do I have to suffer this humiliation? Being carried back like a pig, I might as well plunge into the Huai River and drown.
Chu Renmeng thought of this, raised his head suddenly, and took advantage of the fact that a few people did not carry their backs, and stood up quickly with lightning speed, the speed was too fast, and even hit He Jiuchu's nose, He Jiuchu oops, oops, non-stop, Chu Renmeng ignored it completely, and ran towards the Huai River, a few people reacted, seeing that her beautiful running posture was actually to jump into the river, Xie Shi hurriedly called behind him: "Miss Chu must not." ”
Pothos: "Ah! Miss! ”
There was a mess behind him, Chu Renmeng ignored it, took out the momentum of a marathon, rushed towards the Huai River, and did not stop at the river, jumping straight to the Huai River.
Everyone was in shock, only to hear a snap, and something more embarrassing happened, only to see Chu Renmeng sitting in the water in a weird posture, she was sitting there, and the water didn't even cross her waist......
Everyone: "(꒪Д꒪)ノ"
Chu Renmeng: "I'm drunk alone!" ”
Turin: "You want to die, don't take me with you, I haven't lived enough!" ”
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I am most afraid that the air will be quiet suddenly, tossing this, at this time the sky is already bright, the people of this dynasty especially like to walk on the side of the Huai River, I don't know when, the bank has gathered three or three to see the lively people.
"Isn't that the eldest lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion? How to sit in the river? ”
"Oh, you see a few sons on the shore Yushu are in the wind, graceful, and then look at the gentle as jade, isn't it Lord Shen Chi?"
"Wow, Lord Shen Chi, isn't that ...... now?"
The people who eat melons are extremely excited, YY said, "Could it be that Chu Renmeng still has no love for Shen Chiyu, this time, Lord Shen has just returned to Kyoto, and the two of them have made an appointment on the edge of the Huai River, Chu Renmeng can't be coerced, so he jumped into the river and committed suicide, forcing Lord Shen to comply......"
Chu Renmeng: "By the Huai River, it is definitely my unlucky place, every time I come here, there is a different situation, why I still don't have a long memory, ah this water is so cold, I can't hold on, ah sneeze!" ”
Shen Chi also heard everyone's discussions, he thought that Chu Renmeng was still worried about marriage, so he jumped into the river. Immediately, he shouted guiltily: "Miss Chu, come up quickly, our affairs are easy to talk about!" ”