Chapter 25: I Say You're Uncle!
Without the pedals and handlebars, Chen Yun was so scared that he shouted to stop, but the sound insulation effect of Maserati was too good, and Mr. Liu, who was driving, couldn't hear Chen Yun's shouts at all, and still drove at a speed of 60 km/h, which made Chen Yun almost not scared, and quickly tightened his legs on the bicycle girder and grabbed the rope with both hands.
After running for a while, Chen Yun felt wrong, it stands to reason that the bicycle without pedals and handlebars while driving has only one end - crooked, but why does he feel very stable, and there is no feeling of being crooked?
Chen Yun strengthened his courage and let go of his hand, it's okay, let go of his legs, it's okay, now he is sitting on the saddle with his buttocks, and he still has that very stable feeling, not to mention that he is going to be crooked, there is not the slightest sense of bump. And the bicycle without the handlebar still changes direction with the car changing direction, which is just outrageous and outrageous.
Not only did Chen Yun feel incredible, but even the passers-by opened their mouths wide.
They don't feel very strange about the car running with the bicycle in tow, but it is not unusual for the car to run with a bicycle without pedals and handlebars, and the most surprising thing for them is that there is a person in the car who can sit firmly on his butt without holding any part!
"Husband, is that person practicing acrobatics? That's amazing! ”
"It must be practicing acrobatics, otherwise it wouldn't have fallen early, this guy is too good, which acrobatic troupe?"
"Look at that car, the handlebars are gone, and it will turn by itself, what brand of car, let's go buy one too."
"Don't explain it, this guy's balance ability is heavenly, you see, the whole person relies on his ass to maintain balance, and he can sit so steadily, this is definitely a master-level acrobat!"
"I wondered, what was he trying to say? Who is he showing this for? ”
"Who else can I show it, it must be for us passers-by, otherwise why would he do it, you see, the car has turned again, it's so awesome.. it! The speaker's eyes widened in an instant, and he saw that the strange bicycle fell silently from the rear wheel, rolled twice, and fell to the ground after hitting the curb stone on the side of the road!
Pedestrians who saw this scene widened their eyes, only to see that the bicycle without the rear wheel did not immediately fall to the ground as they imagined, but still kept moving forward at the original angle and speed, as if it was not his wheel that had just fallen, but someone else's.
"How is this possible? Isn't this scientific? A woman screamed in fright.
"Shoot it, quickly shoot it down and upload it to the Internet, this acrobatics are so awesome, it's definitely going to be popular."
"Damn, don't stop me, that person must be a master acrobat, I'm going to apprentice! Master, wait for me! ”
"Player Chen Yun's mount has a durability of 70, and the mount randomly drops parts to the rear wheel. Due to the drop of the rear wheel of the mount, the durability consumption of the mount is doubled, so the player Chen Yun is requested to replenish the durability of the mount as soon as possible. ”
No matter what the pedestrians on the road think, Chen Yun, who heard the prompt at this moment, was also frightened, big brother, can I call you big brother? You're not a unicycle, you're a bicycle!
Chen Yun yelled in fright, but unfortunately Mr. Liu still couldn't hear his voice until...
"The durability of the player's Chen Yun's mount is 60, and the mount randomly drops parts from the back seat. Due to the drop of the rear wheel of the mount, the durability consumption of the mount is doubled, so the player Chen Yun is requested to replenish the durability of the mount as soon as possible. With a snap, the back seat of the car fell.
"Player Chen Yun's mount has a durability of 30, and the mount randomly drops part chains. Due to the drop of the rear wheel of the mount, the durability consumption of the mount is doubled, so the player Chen Yun is requested to replenish the durability of the mount as soon as possible. With a snap, the chain fell.
"Player Chen Yun's mount has a durability of 10, and the mount randomly drops parts of the front car wheel tires. Due to the fall of the rear wheel of the mount, the outer tire of the front wheel falls, and the durability consumption of the mount is tripled, so the player Chen Yun is requested to replenish the durability of the mount as soon as possible. With a snap, the front tire fell off.
"Player Chen Yun's mount has a durability of 0, and the mount randomly drops a part saddle. Player Chen Yun's butt is attacked by the saddle tube, losing 50 health, the mount's durability is 0, and the mount disappears. ”
Chen Yun covered his buttocks that had been blown by the seat tube with a pig's liver color, then looked at the disappeared bicycle, and finally looked at the Maserati who was running away with the rope, and couldn't hold back anymore and cried.
System, I, Chen Yun, and you are incompatible!
Approaching the city, Mr. Liu encountered the first red light, slowed down and stopped, looked through the rearview mirror, and was stunned, only to see the rope flying in the wind behind him, but he didn't see Master Chen riding a bicycle!
Oh my mom, Mr. Liu came down in a cold sweat at that time, and he didn't care about the red light and green light, so he quickly parked the car on the side of the road, got out of the car and brushed it along the rope.
"It's strange, the rope hasn't broke, what about Master Chen?" Mr. Liu looked at the smooth rope and was puzzled: "Hurry up and go back and have a look." ”
After eating three servings of instant noodles, Chen Yun made up for the lost health, looking at the section of the road where there was no shop in front of the village, and the black lines on his head.
"Wait, if Mr. Liu arrives, he won't see me, and he will definitely come back to look for me."
Chen Yun sat on the curb stone with his buttocks, holding his cheeks and thinking.
The bike loses 10 points of durability after running 10 kilometers and loses the first part, so if you calculate it, one point of durability corresponds to 1 kilometer, and a brand new bike can only run 100 kilometers.
No, you can't count it that way, you have to count it according to the part where the bike drops parts, if you drop the wheel the first time... According to the doubling of the durability loss, I am afraid that I will not even be able to run 50 kilometers, if the first two times I will lose the wheels...
"Damn, I, Chen Yun, swear to God, if one day I can meet the mastermind of this game system, I will definitely hang him on the electric fan and turn it on the highest gear for a day, no! Turn around! Chen Yun stretched out his hand and pulled a weed that looked like a dog's tail flower on the side of the road, muttering while biting: "What is this?" Is it possible that I will have to stuff dozens of bicycles in my backpack when I travel in the future? ”
I was depressed when a young man in his early 20s came over on a bicycle.
"Master! What about your acrobatic bike? ”
Chen Yun looked up, looked at the stranger he didn't know, and asked, "What kind of acrobatic bicycle?" ”
"It's the bike you rode all the way just now, master, you're so awesome, I've been chasing after you for a long time, I can see it very clearly, your acrobatics are so exciting, the chain can still run if the chain falls off, and the tires can still run, and now the whole car is gone, but unfortunately, just now a big turn stopped you from playing acrobatics, or I can see how the car is gone." Master, tell me about it. Wei Yu threw the car and said dancingly.
Chen Yun looked at this young man with the eyes of an idiot, and held back a sentence for a long time: "I said your uncle!" ”