Gu Xiaowu has been in the judge's sleeve for I don't know how many days, anyway, the sleeve is dark, day and night are the same, she really can't stand it this day, she can't help but jump around in the judge's sleeve, attracting the judge's attention. After jumping for a long time, the judge noticed that Gu Xiaowu in his sleeve was making trouble, and asked, "Gu Xiaowu, is there something wrong with you?" ”

Gu Xiaowu endured his anger, isn't this nonsense, it's okay I can stay in your sleeve for so long, Gu Xiaowu said loudly, "Judge, what is the situation outside now, we can succeed in winning it when we are right." ”

The judge said, "Soon, I see that you have been eating and eating all your life, and you are not afraid of dying." ”

Gu Xiaowu: "...... Then you hurry up and remind her, don't let her eat it anymore, if she dies, how can I take it away. ”

The judge thought for a moment, "If she survives, you can take the opportunity to resurrect her soul and make up for the wisp of sanity she lacks." ”

Gu Xiaowu didn't know much about the judge's arrangement, since the judge said yes, she could only believe him, she was really bored in her sleeve, and after a while, she said angrily, "Lord Judge, I'm bored to death, can you let me out." ”

The judge didn't answer, Gu Xiaowu thought he didn't hear it, and just wanted to say it again, the judge suddenly said excitedly, "The opportunity has come, your superior has hiccuped in your upper life, and our opportunity has come." ”

Gu Xiaowu: "......."

Gu Xiaowu only felt that the sky was spinning for a while, and after a while, the fragile soul lost consciousness in the judge's cuffs.

……

In April, cockroaches are born and cicadas begin to sing.

After a drizzling drizzle, spring brought its own cheerleading team to make a grand debut, sweeping the streets and alleys of Daliang overnight with a crushing row, driving away the cold and ruthless face of winter's treatment of all beings, and swaying all day long, almost overnight, green the heads of big trees and grass, and bring a light green hat to each willow tree.

The nimble orioles stand high on the green branches, chirping all day long, competing to play the new songs composed last year. Huang Li, who loves the singing career, sings, and the women who love the gossip career take turns to appear, and the big girl, the little daughter-in-law, and the old woman who have shrunk all winter have taken off their heavy thick cotton jackets, two cotton clothes and big cotton pants at this time.

Put on a light skirt pink gauze that can fully show the slender or bloated figure, pink Moden Street, one by one taking lotus steps, swaying in the streets and alleys, scurrying between the streets and alleys, chewing the root of the tongue left over from last year, and digging what new materials have been added this year, and jointly promoting the cause of gossip.

At the root of the Xiangyang Wall on Wuyun Street, it is the live broadcast scene of chewing the root of the tongue, and the three eight women with their own characteristics are chewing the root of the tongue here, and they listen to the No. 1 freckles tongue root woman said, "Have you heard, the new material of the fat girl of the Chu family!" ”

The No. 2 big-faced tongue root girl and the No. 3 plump tongue root girl said that of course they hadn't heard of it, and they were the first to shake off their ignorance, second, the news was blocked, the third was the thirst for knowledge, and the fourth was eager to promote the spread of gossip. ”

Big face: "Hey, why did she make a bunch of rocks?" ”

Plump: "+1 for the same question." ”

Freckles: "If it weren't for the fact that I happened to meet Qin Gongzi, others really didn't know, I thought who Qin Gongzi was, it was a talented man who was famous and knowledgeable, and he saw the conspiracy of the fat girl at a glance!" ”

Big face: "Hey, what conspiracy does she have?" ”

Plump: "+1 with the same question"

Freckles smug face, for himself to grasp the first-hand insider, complacent.

Freckles: "She's following Cao Chong's example." ”

Big face: "⊙0⊙"

Plump: "⊙0⊙+1"

Freckles: "It is said that the fat girl suddenly wanted to know how much she weighed, and she could not measure it openly, so she came up with an idea, and she ordered someone to engrave the weight of the bare ship on the ship, mark it, and then engrave and add her weight, and then carry the stones, measure the weight of those stones, and finally arrive at her weight. ”

Big face: "Wow, just such a complicated method, ordinary people can't think of it, how did you say that the fat girl was in a coma for a few days, and after waking up, she did something shocking." ”

Plump: "...... What is the weight of the fat girl? ”

Freckles: "One hundred and thirty jun!" The fat girl didn't know what she heard, she said one hundred and thirty catties, it's okay, the girl next to her said, Miss, one jun is equal to thirty catties, the fat girl calculated for a while, and immediately turned white, it is said that she returned to Chu Mansion crying, and the whole city of people watched the fat girl's crying, it is said that the fat girl's crying is particularly unruly, and she is completely hindered by the flesh on her face. ”

Big face: "No wonder, a few days ago I heard the aunt next door scare her ten-year-old snot baby, if you don't study hard, you can only marry a 130 Jun Chu Renmeng when you grow up!" I see! ”

The three tongue girls chewed until the hot sun rose in the air, and there was no shade under the wall, so they reluctantly went back to their respective homes and looked for their mothers.

……

In the Chu Mansion, in front of the window of the fat girl Chu Renmeng, the neat willow trees obviously did not escape the claws of spring, and the tender green branches were illuminated by the bright sun, casting a swaying on the ground.

When the pretty girl Pothos Jun stepped on the hot wheels of energy, swept past the willow trees full of spring, and broke into the boudoir of the eldest lady Chu Renmeng, seeing the leader in the obesity world, Chu Renmeng was sitting in danger, with a serious expression, holding a heavy weapon, seeing that the time was ripe, he immediately threw the heavy weapon in his hand into the air, and immediately poked his head forward like a puppy, sticking out his tongue, Chu Renmeng held a head, moved his huge body with difficulty, and went around to pick up objects falling in a straight line from the air.

At this time, this handful of fried beans is like a goddess scattering flowers, a few of them fell into the mouth of Chu people's Meng Yangtian's big blood basin, and the rest are like birds and beasts, such as a river of spring water flowing eastward, a swarm of bees rushing to the ground, jumping and falling to the green brick ground, for a while, soybean beans fell on the jade plate, and the crisp sound was endless. The beans happily went their separate ways, and in the blink of an eye, they hid in all corners and disappeared.

This scene of spicy eyes deeply stimulated the heart of the green pothos, the green pothos held the stimulated heart and lungs, it took a long time to return to normal, and felt the breath calm from the wild jump to the horizontal line, she bent down, squatted on the ground, while picking up the beans from the cracks in the bricks, and said with a pleasant face, "Miss, the weather is so good today, why don't you go out for a walk, since you recovered, you haven't gone out for a walk properly." ”