Text Chapter 49 The Ghost Gala
Seeing the respectful appearance of the three of them, Yan Yurong nodded with satisfaction, and said with a gentle face.
"You three little guys, where is this tomb robbery, it's just digging graves, don't you even know the most basic golden formula?"
The three of them looked at Yan Yurong with some embarrassment, and the old man opened his mouth a little wider.
"Master Zu, how can there be any mantra now! I think that when there was turmoil, it had already been lost. ”
"What do you mean by that?" Yan Yurong asked suspiciously.
"When the devils invaded, most of the precious books were stolen by the devils, and during the turmoil, all the books about feudal superstitions and the like were burned, and now there are no real cheats." The boss replied respectfully.
"Is that true?" Yan Yurong asked with an angry face.
All three nodded yes.
Yan Yurong did not doubt him, and sighed: "Alas! It's no wonder that you dig around, come, the old man will teach you a unique golden formula, you have to listen to it. ”
"Yes!" The three of them looked happy and arrived at the same time.
Seeing that the three of them nodded, Yan Yurong began to teach the three of them to touch the golden formula.
"Hair the seal of the hill, touch the golden talisman, move the mountains and unload the mountains to find the dragon; People light candles, ghosts blow out lamps, and survey the public to find the ...... of the stars. ”
At this time, Zheng Dandan was already dumbfounded, and he looked at the three tomb robbers below.
Seeing that one of them taught carefully and the three listened carefully, they gathered together and carefully discussed how to rob the tomb.
Zheng Dandan was so angry that he really wanted to vomit blood, he patted his forehead speechlessly, and muttered quietly.
"I'm dizzy! What's going on....... ”
Zheng Dandan was depressed, but when he heard Yan Yurong talk about excitement, he actually laughed out loud.
"Hahaha! Right! Right! Right! That's it, good! You're a good kid, and you have a good understanding. ”
"Uh-huh! That's right, that's how to ...... first, yes! You can teach! ”
"And then that...... Wait, wrong, wrong, you idiot, how can there be a man like you? That's right, yes! That's the ....... ”
Hearing Yan Yurong's words, a mouthful of old blood in Zheng Dandan's chest was almost spit out in a depressed manner.
"Phew!"
He spat in annoyance, looked at Yan Yurong and the three tomb robbers hatefully, and gritted his teeth and muttered to himself.
"How can this be reasonable, a garrison actually does a golden captain? I still respect him just now. ”
"Grandma, a bear! Let you snakes and rats have a nest, I'm angry! The consequences are severe! I just cleaned up with people and ghosts. ”
After Zheng Dandan finished muttering, he raised his right hand and stretched out his middle finger, and said hatefully again.
"Let me rather self-harm than clean you up, you are capable, if you can't satisfy me, then you will die."
After saying that, he bent down and picked up four stones, bit his middle finger fiercely, and then drew a talisman on the stones.
After drawing the talisman, he pinched the trick with both hands and recited the incantation.
"Gods and demons from all directions, listen to my orders, people's hearts are sinister, evil ghosts are in charge, draw the ground as a prison, punish the spirits, heart magic array, knot!"
At the exit of the word "knot", the four stones with carved talismans in his hand quickly floated up, rotating at high speed to form a circle.
Gradually, the circle expanded into an invisible circle, covering the three people and one ghost below like a net of heaven and earth.
After arranging the formation, Zheng Dandan found a stone to sit on, and he looked at the three of them and said with a smile.
"Brothers, you're in a good mood, do you want to have a dance?"
Hearing Zheng Dandan's voice, the three of them and one ghost looked up at him at the same time, Yan Yurong changed color on the spot, and muttered silently in his mouth.
It's over! I was originally going to scare them, but how did I turn out to be teaching them?
These three bastards, the technique of touching gold is also too bad; On a whim, I thought about teaching them.
Faint! I forgot that there was a great god behind me, and now I was really dead.
The three tomb robbers heard Zheng Dandan's voice, and at the same time looked at each other and asked.
I've checked it all four weeks before, and it's clear that there's no one, where did this little ghost come from?
The boss looked fierce and asked loudly: "It turned out to be you little ghost, why are you here?" ”
After Zheng Dandan heard the boss's words, he said with a smile.
"Huh! It's a nice day tonight, I'm here to see the ghost party! ”
After saying that, he stopped inking and immediately pinched the mantra.
"Disturbing the dust, confusing the travelers, the earth roars, the stars call, the Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law! Rise! ”
Yan Yurong saw Zheng Dandan reciting a mantra, and was immediately startled, he secretly said "not good", turned around and wanted to run away immediately, but it was ......already too late.
Before the three tomb robbers could react to what was going on, they heard a "rise", and the surrounding scenery immediately changed.
The three of them were all shaking their heads groggily at this time.
Suddenly.
The three of them opened their eyes at the same time, and their eyes became unusually excited.
In the eyes of the three of them, there was a dim neon flash, as if they were on the stage, and the deafening sound filled their restless hearts, seeking excitement and satisfaction.
Looking at each other, waist-length wavy long hair, slender figure, light makeup, cherry lips a little red, stepping on high heels, swaying and flying lightly.
A faint voice spread, clear but not abrupt, with a little unknown softness, mixed with chaotic singing and dancing, a piece of drunken gold fans wandering into the shape of a wreck.
In Yan Yurong's eyes, there was a song and dance party, as if it was a celebration banquet when he returned from a great victory, and the three dancing girls who were swaying their bodies scratched their heads and made a face of flattery.
Before you say anything, you are ashamed, and you want to welcome and refuse.
seems to be teasing and flirting, seducing the deepest lust in Yan Yurong's heart.
I saw the second child, who was 1.62 meters tall and weighed 18 yuan.
His smiling face, like a Maitreya Buddha, smiled brightly in the spring, and the fat on his face flew sideways, pressing his eyes tightly and making them squint into a line.
At this time, he was trotting after the third child, waving his hands, spinning with the Indian dance.
His pig-shaped mouth showed a mouthful of jagged teeth, and he sang with saliva overflowing.
"Honey, you fly slowly, watch out for the thorny rose ...... ahead."
The third child, with a long face and small ears, a wide nose and a square mouth, a sloppy beard, lined with a black King Kong-style smiling face, has the posture of looking back and smiling at all beings.
He spun ballet-like dance steps, running in small steps, waving his orchid fingers, and continued to sing with a smile on his face.
"Honey, you fly with me, through the flowers to see the ...... of the stream."
The boss hugged Yan Yurong, like two bears in heat hugging tightly.
His face was gentle, his face was intoxicated, like a lover who had been reunited after a long absence, immersed in indescribable joy, and sang softly.
"Honey, you open your mouth, and the tongue in your mouth will intoxicate you......."
The boss sang softly and kissed Yan Yurong affectionately.
Yan Yurong also hugged the boss and laughed proudly.
"Wahaha...... there is wine today and drunk today, my little beauty, come! Come! Come! Kiss! Governess...... Hemp! ”
Zheng Dandan sat on the stone and watched the five big and three thick guys below dancing and singing.
He was already laughing heartily, his whole body trembled, his hands were covering his stomach, and his face was flushed with laughter.
He almost tumbled off the rock, so frightened that he immediately climbed off the stone, sat down on the ground, laughed, and almost rolled on the ground.
"Wowhaha...... I can't stand it anymore! …… The boss is so talented that he can even change the lyrics! ”
"Haha......, I'll go! I even kissed it, hey, hey, hey! Not suitable for children! Don't kiss me in front of me! ”
"Wowhaha...... No more! No more! I'm dying of laughter...... ”
Zheng Dandan smiled by bending over and holding his abdomen, leaning forward and back, and really laughed until his stomach hurt, so he turned around and no longer looked at the dancing and singing of the three people and one ghost.
"It's better to be happy alone, it's better to be happy with everyone, let the two of them come out and have a look, well, this is a good note."
Zheng Dandan smiled and muttered to himself, he immediately thought about it, and the two ghosts in Fa Bao's jade, Huang Qinxia and Huang Shimu, were suddenly pulled out by him.
After Huang Qinxia and Huang Shimu came out, they saw Zheng Dandan sitting on the ground, and they laughed without any image.
The two ghosts were a little stunned, and when they were about to salute, Zheng Dandan waved his hand, signaling them not to be polite.
Zheng Dandan said with a smile: "Cultivation must be very hard, I invite you to come out, I came to see the gala together, then!" Look down. ”
Zheng Dandan said with a smile as he stretched out his hand and pointed to the three people and one ghost below.
Huang Qinxia and Huang Shimu were a little confused, and after turning around and looking down at the same time, they couldn't help laughing at the same time.
"Poof! Hahaha....... ”
"Poof! Giggle....... ”
Zheng Dandan's smile that he couldn't hold back was suddenly amused by the laughter of the two of them.
After Huang Qinxia and Huang Shimu laughed, they glanced at each other, and there was some fear in their eyes.
Huang Shimu glanced at Zheng Dandan slightly, and said secretly in his heart.
Fortunately, it wasn't too much last time, otherwise, I don't know what he will become?
This little guy is a little devil at all, not to mention the means of rectifying people, the means of rectifying ghosts are really full of tricks.
Huang Qinxia seemed to remember the scene when she was electrocuted before, and his fierce tone, saying that he wanted to hang his mouth on his ear.
Suddenly, she couldn't help but shudder, patted her chest lightly, and secretly rejoiced.
After Zheng Dandan laughed, he said to Huang Qinxia and Huang Shimu.
"You two look at it first, I can't last long in this formation, I'll clean up the general later, and you two will also scare the three tomb robbers for me, as long as you don't scare to death."
"Yes!" Both ghosts should arrive at the same time.
Zheng Dandan picked up a stone again and carved the talisman, and after finishing the painting, he immediately pinched the stone with both hands and threw it down.
When the stone fell to the ground below, the formation below actually shook up layers of ripples.
A wave has not settled, and a wave has risen, layer upon layer, and it has been ...... endlessly.