No.101

Tu Huijuan, a woman, is either a problem with her person or a problem with her teaching methods, anyway, there must be an abnormality between the two. Attending her classes all day long is like watching a horror movie. I can still choose not to squint at horror movies, if she finds out that I have closed my eyes in class, I am afraid that the people in horror movies are not as bad as me.

Tu Huijuan belongs to the kind of martial arts novels where people kill invisibly, and the great thing is that sometimes you can't figure out her heart at all. She can recite the text at the same time, and say coldly: "Zhou Yan flew out!" ”

Then continue to recite, the two switch seamlessly, and even the mood does not change.

As for what Fei Ge did wrong just now, only he knows.

"I'm so innocent, don't I just smile sincerely at her when I eat steamed buns? If the smile is wrong, then I am simply unforgivable! ”

Look, Fei Ge's exact words.

Since the last time Xia Yu said that Chen Xu was abused by domestic violence, I think the two of them are quite compatible, Chinese and mathematics, tigress and wife are strict, perfect in heaven, if one day I find out that the two of them are really a family, it is simply ridiculous.

We have been learning Chinese in this extremely harsh environment for many years, and we have to check the weather before every class.

"Extrapolating from the weather...... Tu Huijuan's mood today is cloudy. Wu Junting looked out the window and shook her head again and again, "Let's hurry up and go back and sit ready for battle." ”

After she left, I also pretended to take a look twice, it was cloudy again, and I didn't know who was unlucky today.

She may think that a serious and quiet class can show authority, so she rarely interacts in class, always talks non-stop on her own, and occasionally asks a dispensable question, which she will ignore eighty percent.

When I straightened my waist and my thoughts had already flown to the clouds, a male classmate across the aisle pouted at me twice, smiling on his face.

Why, my heart is in the dark, I don't have that hobby......

Maybe I was dirty in my heart and misunderstood what he meant. I saw him sneakily take out the little yellow book from the desk to show me, it turned out that Xia Yu was playing tricks, I hurried to pick it up, and the moment I just touched the little yellow book, I heard Tu Huijuan's voice coming: "What are you doing!" ”

She walked briskly from the other side of the room, and the stolen goods were seized at the moment of our handover.

"No, you two stand up for me!"

The atmosphere in the classroom was suddenly tense, and I thought to myself that this was planted, and if she couldn't uproot it, Xia Yu wouldn't be able to escape it.

She couldn't help but say that she snatched the little yellow book, knocked on the table and asked the classmate opposite: "If you don't go to class, what do you want to do?" ”

The classmate was also frank, and he didn't have the will to struggle, so he pointed to Xia Yu and said, "She asked me to hand it to Tong Lei." ”

Tu Huijuan's face was red and purple with anger, although I really don't understand such a thing, why did she react so aggressively, a common disease of menopausal women?

Who knows.

However, I heard that Xia Yu was the initiator, as if he had been splashed with soy sauce again, which is really colorful.

The reason is very simple, Xia Yu is the first in the Chinese class in the midterm exam.

Tu Huijuan's face was embarrassed, but she still said to the male classmate: "You sit down, Xia Yu will stand up for me!" ”

The eyes of the whole class were attracted to the two of us, and many of them were still smiling on their faces. I don't blame them, I was watching a horror movie, but now I suddenly changed my romance, who do you say is unhappy.

The most worrying thing still happened after all, Xiao Huang's book is full of chat records between me and Xia Yu during this time, although there is no hot enough to be used as a topic for conversation after dinner, but it is openly exposed under the teacher's nose, and the heart is empty.

Tu Huijuan looked at it for a long time and was silent, I lowered my head, and I didn't know what kind of expression she was looking at at this time, compared to this, I was more curious about what Xia Yu wanted to say to me in the book.

Soon, Tu Huijuan took a deep breath and read aloud in the tone of reciting the text: "Let's go to the back mountain to watch the meteor shower on the night of the 18th!" ”

No.102

In the end, we couldn't escape the doom, not only were we punished for copying the text five times, but after class, even the book was handed over to Chen Xu by Tu Huijuan, like two prisoners who were twisted.

On the way, Tu Huijuan walked in front, and Xia Yu and I exchanged glances behind her, which should be roughly translated like this.

Me: Could this be what you wanted to say to me on the playground two days ago?

Her: yes.

Me: Can you talk to her face and take the risk of taking a risk in her class? It's okay now, I guess even the next class can hear it clearly.

She: Why did you murder me? Why are you squeezing your nose at me? The baby is also very aggrieved, who would have thought that it would be in this situation.

Me: Where is the murder for you? I'm talking to you calmly.

She: I didn't even look at your nose that almost went to the sky, and said that you didn't kill me.

Me: Why are you unreasonable?

She: How can you be embarrassed to reason with a weak woman like me!

Me: I'm just talking about things.

Her: The facts are ironclad, I didn't find it, but you did.

Me: Do you mean you blame me?

She: It's too late to apologize.

We arched hands at each other.

Me: I admire it below.

She: Concession and concession.

No.103

In front of Chen Xu, Tu Huijuan portrayed me and Xia Yu as typical examples of disrupting the order of the classroom and affecting the learning of others.

I have to accept the process, after all, I am a Chinese teacher, and my writing skills are really good.

At the end, he threw Xiao Huangben on Chen Xu's desk, and didn't want to add a sentence: "Look at it, I've never seen anything more difficult to bring than your class." ”

Since junior high school, almost every teacher who has taken me has said something similar, and although the reasons are puzzling, there are no more than two points: in the classes I have been in, there are strange things that have not been encountered in decades, or the teachers' memories have been skewed.

Don't misinterpret what I mean, how can the teachers say that the truth is still to be verified.

Chen Xu's attitude is unpredictable, and he has never touched Xiao Huangben from beginning to end: "Teacher Tu must have her reason, you don't treat it as a side wind, the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, the wind through the hall is cool, and it can only be happy for a while." It is definitely not right to desert in class, you must actively correct it in the future, Xia Yu is still a member of the study committee, you must play an active and leading role, and you must not be a negative example. ”

Admitting mistakes also has to pay attention to a positive and sincere attitude, the two of us stood side by side with our heads bowed, no matter where he said yes again and again. Unconsciously, when it was time for class, Chen Xu ordered us to go back to class, and before leaving, he pointed to Xiao Huangben and said, "Take it with you." ”

Xia Yu and I hurriedly nodded goodbye, and just as we were about to walk to the door, Chen Xu suddenly said behind me: "Don't delay your studies." ”

The two of us who said this headless and brainless sentence were in a fog, neither walking, nor not leaving, so they could only stand at the door and echo forcefully: "Oh, teacher, don't worry." ”

Chen Xu's appearance was even stranger, as if he was also questioning his suitability behavior, so the three of us smiled awkwardly and said goodbye to each other.

On the way back to work, Xia Yu was still struggling with Chen Xu's words when he left: "What does he want to express?" ”

I was also confused by the second monk, "Don't delay your study, what does he think is delaying our study?" I just felt like I was completely unthinking and blurted out. ”

"Didn't think about ......it," Xia Yu exclaimed, "subconsciously doing something!" ”

"Subconscious?"

"Yes, the subconscious is different from consciousness in the popular sense, but it is extremely important, it governs all the physiological processes of the body in the dark, such as breathing, do you still want to use active consciousness to control breathing?"

Without waiting for me to answer, she continued: "Of course not, it's all subconsciously dominating, unless you take the initiative to pay attention, you won't feel it at all." Chen Xu's subconscious words just now were what he wanted to say to us the most in his heart! ”

I was stunned when I heard it: "The little girl doesn't learn well all day long, and there are a lot of routines to figure out people's hearts, who taught you?" Is that Agatha Christie again? ”

"I want you to take care of it, I have nothing to do and I am still talking here about the wind and cold."

I was not convinced: "You are so capable, but tell me what Chen Xu wants to express?" ”

She suddenly stopped: "I haven't figured it out for the time being, you can beg me first, and I'll tell you when I have an answer." ”

"I'd suggest you just charge for it."

"Talking about money hurts a lot of feelings, just help me write the text that was copied."

No.104

Xu Hao told me that Zhang Shanshan also asked him to accompany him to see the meteor shower.

"Don't go to the platform in Area A from below, there is a sniper in the place where C4 is placed!"

Xu Hao looked nervous and followed the battle situation.

My teammates have all been killed and wounded, but I am the only one left.

I asked him for his opinion: "What about going to Zone B and putting C4?" ”

"There are two CTs squatting in Area B, it's like death if you go, listen to me, you just bypass the path."

"What should I do if my AK can't be sniped?"

"Look at the time! It's better to go anywhere than you are squatting here, big brother! He pointed to the screen in pain, and he didn't know how many drops of saliva sprayed on it, "I was just planning to squat behind the door and sneak attack, and then I was blown up by a grenade." ”

We played on the LAN, and my teammates in the entire Internet café were watching my every move on the screen, and the psychological pressure could be imagined.

As soon as I got on the trail, I heard a voice from an Internet café say, "Attention, it's coming." ”

Damn, the police have undercover agents too.

Since ancient times, Huashan has a road, but how can you know the details of the other party in two tricks, in case you are shot by me, wouldn't you be able to make a name for yourself in the Internet café from now on!

Xu Hao saw that I had made up my mind, and hurriedly said, "Wait a while, you wait a while......"

Where can I manage so much, I flew out before his words fell, and before the person landed, I only heard a bang, the perspective was crooked, and there were two drops of blood splashed on the screen.

counter-terrorists win。

The sound of cheers and keyboard slamming in the Internet café came and went.

"Hehe," I wiped the sweat from my cheeks, squeezed out a little smile, and said to Xu Hao: "It's not that our army is incompetent, it's that the enemy is too cunning." ”

He spread out on the chair on all fours: "You should throw a flashbang first!" ”

"I don't want to play anymore," he said as he exited the game and opened OICQ, "it's bad to be on a team with you every time." ”

That year, this cute little penguin had just become popular, and who would have thought that more than ten years later, it would grow into the towering beast it is today.

I played by myself for a while, and Xu Hao's little penguin next to me kept coughing, coughing, making me upset: "Who are you talking to so hotly." ”

"Shanshan, tell me about the arrangements for the meteor shower tomorrow."

I pretended to look at his screen casually and found that Zhang Shanshan's screen name was Zhang Yuan.

"What's that, how do you pronounce that?"

"Who knows?" Xu Hao didn't have time to look at me, "God knows what she thinks." ”

Thinking of this is not only a big dream to wake up. I don't even have Xia Yu's QQ number.

I didn't talk nonsense to Xu Hao: "Tell me your Shanshan's QQ number." ”

"What?"

"Ask her something."

I opened OICQ as I spoke.

"You're in a hurry?" He had a wicked smile on his face, "Shout first......"

Without waiting for him to finish, I preemptively attacked: "Dad, little brother please." ”

Xu Hao was quite satisfied: "Your undisciplined appearance is really impossible to refuse." ”

No.105

Zhang Shanshan didn't talk much nonsense, and directly sent Xia Yu's QQ number to me, and I was immediately grateful.

Since the last time she confessed to Xu Hao's failure, it was as if she had changed as a person, and she could be dazzled by the maternal brilliance she emitted across the screen.

Motherhood is not only reflected in love, but also in the nagging when imparting life experience.

She repeatedly told me not to be in a hurry, that the success of the revolution is not an overnight thing, and that the sacrifice of the martyrs is to let the younger generations avoid detours, and when the mountains and flowers are blooming, they will definitely see the light of the clouds.

Where is this? I thought she was going to say that Xia Yu was laughing in the bushes in the next sentence.

But I still pretended to accept it with an open mind, after all, I had just been stimulated, and it was completely understandable that I was mentally abnormal. But in the end, she asked me: "Where did you copy this blue screen name that is close at hand, don't want it, mother." ”

I'm quite unconvinced.,This screen name is a masterpiece that burned a lot of my brain cells.,Although I want to express something in it.,I haven't been able to figure it out yet.,But at least it's literary and artistic.。

Just about to go back, think about it or forget it, Xia Yu relieved himself not to be angry with snails, why should I compete with mentally unstable people.

"The result of a typo with shaking hands."

After dealing with Zhang Shanshan, I went to Jiaxiayu's friend, and wrote a snail on the application verification column, and it didn't take long for the application to be approved.

Xia Yu called the gift exchange.

Looking at her screen name, I wanted to take the set that Zhang Shanshan asked me just now and ask her again, but the words were typed and deleted by me, don't do to others what you don't want, why do you have to do the same thing in order to satisfy your curiosity.

I was still thinking about what to say, and Xia Yu sent me a video chat directly.

I haven't played this kind of new thing yet, and after trying to click on it, I really saw Xia Yu behind the screen, and it was not difficult to see that she was in her bedroom, and the window sill behind her body was the place where I visited the prison last time.

She rolled a book in her hand, her head poking around behind the screen: "Why are you black?" ”

Presumably because the computer was turned on too loudly, not only Xu Hao and me, but even the buddies playing with the computer opposite were shocked by her voice.

Xu Hao left his seat and stood behind me: "This is video chat?" ”

I hurriedly asked him, "Where is the key to tune the sound of this thing?" ”

"Who knows, high-tech stuff hasn't been played."

After careful upside down, I found that this computer has neither a camera nor headphones, and the sound is shared, I explained the reason to her, Xia Yu put the scrolled book as a speaker to his mouth: "Anyway, you can see me, singing a song is always in the way, it's your theme song." ”

She deliberately used a Taiwanese accent when she said the last few words, I was about to tell her to slow down, the sound of the computer was panicked, and she was fully engaged in the words before she typed a few words: "Should I put down the heavy shell ......?"

It's really "Snail"!

When she sang the second sentence, most of the people in the Internet café had already looked sideways, Xu Hao and I were even more scrambling, and even paid for it, but Xia Yu sang really well, the big guys seemed to be infected, and they were all listening quietly, and a few of them even came around to watch, and there were even chorus chorus singing to the chorus.

After singing the song, Xia Yu asked me how I was, and all the brothers in the Internet café shouted hello, I couldn't cry or laugh, and everyone replied to her that it was okay, it should be very good.

"Everyone?" Xia Yu was particularly surprised.

There was a burst of laughter in the Internet café, and at this time, the network manager came over with headphones and taught me how to control the volume.

A buddy behind me took advantage of the chaos and asked me, "Is your girlfriend?" What a blessing, cute and generous, the thief is beautiful! ”

Who would have thought that in my 17 years of life, the most face-to-face scene so far would actually happen in an Internet café.

I don't understand why I am much happier to tell this kind of thing from someone else's mouth than to tell the world myself.

It was as if I was holding a sour lemon in my hand, and when someone asked me what it was, I told him that it was a delicious orange, and no one knew if I didn't say it anyway.

However, when I really want to eat, I am very weak. Do you want to declare that she is just my female classmate, and the relationship between us has not yet reached the point where we can blatantly turn the classmate with the female word suffix into a friend. But it's simple, but it's not simple, because Xia Yu told me that we will go to the same university in the future.

It wasn't until I took a bite that the bitter sourness reached my heart that I finally realized the reality, after all, I was just a classmate, and no matter how good the summer rain was, it was a bright moon in the water, out of reach.

"Uh...... No, it's just a distant cousin......"

I was reluctant at the time, which made Xu Hao laugh again and again.

"Hey, what are you doing, why are you ignoring me?"

In the video, Xia Yu is tapping on the screen, so that he can't wait to knock me in the air.

"It's nothing, Xu Hao's distant cousin brought me a lemon."

"Why do you want to bring it all the way to you, or cousin!"

"Because I'm always trying to eat lemons to make them taste like oranges."

"The result?"

"It soured me!"

The two of us chatted for a long time, and then Xia Yu said, "I'm ready to eat, I'm down." ”

Not long after turning off the video, he asked me with text: "How many QQ numbers do you have?" ”

"Eight, what's wrong?"

"I'm nine, why don't we change the QQ number."