No.84

Games can be divided into many kinds, broad, narrow, perverted, the process is very different, the goal is the same, all to make yourself happy physically and mentally.

If we insist on classifying learning as a game, next week's midterm exam will be a long-awaited carnival for the top students, but it is entirely based on the pain of us scumbags.

This morning, I trotted into the classroom with the class bell ringing, and the timing was just right, and I felt the thrill of a basketball game beating the whistle for three points.

I was secretly happy, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, as if eating dumplings without dipping in vinegar, it seemed that something was missing, and subconsciously looked at Xia Yu's position, and sure enough, it was not there.

I looked around in my seat for a long time, wanting to see more realistically, but collided with Zhang Shanshan's gaze.

I turned my head and asked Xu Hao, "What about people?" ”

He ignored me, his eyes glazed over, his brow furrowed, his chin resting on the desk, and his whole body bent at a right angle from his waist.

The decadent Xu Hao is really rare.

I knocked on his table: "The national feud is still very family, let you become like this bear, tell me, brother will help you out." ”

……

Silent people are the scariest because you don't know how to deal with them, and there can be many reasons, even you.

Hell yes, could it be that I've been obsessed with beauty lately, which makes him feel neglected, so he holds a grudge? No, it's not a palace fighting drama.

The class bell was buzzing again, and Tu Huijuan walked in to assign study tasks, although I was unwilling, I could only give up.

Xu Hao was pretending to be deaf and dumb throughout the class, and he didn't listen to it, and I couldn't figure it out after thinking about it, so I was relieved that I didn't have to force it, and he would naturally say it when he wanted to.

It's not only Xu Hao who is worried, but also Xia Yu, at the juncture of the midterm exam, what will make her not come to school?

The bookmark she sent yesterday was placed in the middle of my desk, and I always wanted to erase it more clearly with an eraser a few times, but the host didn't come, so I can always look at the photos.

I had been worried all morning, bombarded with all sorts of unrealistic assumptions, and my mind was already in ruins.

I'm like this, I can't talk about being cautious, I can't do it if I don't change the color of the landslide in front of me, I'm big but not free enough, I can find the subtleties of life but I can't grasp the key points.

In a nutshell, I don't understand how to live.

After another idle morning, before the last class, I was still packing up my textbooks, Xu Hao suddenly stood up: "Follow me to the toilet." ”

I was immediately given a shot of strength: "Go!" ”

In the bathroom, he handed me a piece of paper that had been folded into a heart shape, and I smiled when I opened it.

It turned out to be Zhang Shanshan's confession letter.

No.85

Women chase men, compartment yarn.

The man chases the woman, and the car is separated from the room by her mother.

As we all know, serving is important in sports because you can take the initiative.

However, in the real world, the first person to show love will always suffer some losses. You throw the ball at the opponent and it doesn't depend on you whether he catches it or not, and it doesn't count if you say it.

I suddenly understood Xu Hao's performance in the morning, because he was stunned by Zhang Shanshan's ball at that time.

"What did you say you should do with what you found in the desk drawer this morning?" Xu Hao is like a thief, and he speaks secretly.

"What do I do, you ask? To show off? What do you want to do if you don't sing at this time? ”

"I ......," he said.

"What are you, do you like men?" After saying that, he couldn't help laughing, and waved his hand again and again, "I don't mean that you like me." ”

It's incomprehensible, what can't be obtained is always in turmoil, and those who are favored have nothing to fear. If Xia Yu sent me such a confession letter, I would definitely treasure it as a family heirloom, and take it out to show off to my grandson when I was old, how face-saving my grandfather was back then.

On the other hand, I thought, if I confessed to Xia Yu, what would be the result? Just thinking about it makes me feel so exciting.

"There's nothing to worry about, it's a simple matter, just wash yourself up and send it to Zhang Shanshan."

Xu Hao choked back: "It's so simple, you think it's killing pigs!" ”

"There is no common sense, it's different from killing pigs, and you don't need to quarantine and stamp."

The one who secretly smoked also took the last puff, threw away the cigarette butt and left. Finally only the two of us were left in the toilet.

I cautiously tempted: "You...... Like her? ”

Clear-eyed people know that the key to this matter lies in this, although Zhang Shanshan's courage is commendable, but the twisted melon is not sweet, and she always has to pay attention to wishful thinking.

Xu Hao seemed to have something unspeakable, sighed alone, and walked straight out of the toilet after the class bell rang, leaving me in place, what kind of thing is it!

The whole recess was spent in the toilet, and the two of us who had a 'smell' walked into the classroom on our front and back feet.

This class is mathematics, Chen Xu stopped Xu Hao at the door, but let me go.

Chen Xu won't know, right?

I secretly speculated that if so, it would be a god speed.

Unexpectedly, he said to Xu Hao: "Xia Yu, she is sick, and you will be responsible for the schedule and specific arrangements of our class for the next mid-cycle exam." ”

Xu Hao was relieved after hearing this, and immediately accepted it.

It turned out that he was sick, and he didn't say whether it was light or severe.

I unconsciously looked at Zhang Shanshan, obviously there was only ten minutes apart, but she changed in my eyes.

I think of the emperor's new clothes, and those who dare to expose themselves to others are either warriors or fools. The big bad wolf in Little Red Riding Hood still knows how to put on grandma's cloak to disguise himself before doing bad things, how many of these coats do we have to wear in our lives?

Zhang Shanshan is such a brave girl, which makes me sincerely admire. Until yesterday, we were all in the same whirlpool, and today she was the first to go ashore, and despite the uncertainty of the future, and despite the risk of being poisoned by the first person to eat the crab, she finally ended her days in the water.

Unlike me, I deserved to drown.

No.86

When the book is used, there is little hatred, and I don't know how difficult it is.

Such a realistic poem must be moved. I guess Lu You probably created it before the midterm exams, and I don't know which subject he was worried about at that time.

I'm the kind of person who gets rain and dew evenly, and I'm never biased, so I'm pretty sad now.

I really like math class, because Chen Xu doesn't like to ask questions, most of the time he talks about the whole class by himself, he just does his work seriously, and I also bury my head in mine, do not interfere with each other, and they are happy, which is a model of teacher-student relationship in the new century.

On the podium, he worked really hard, walked from left to right, and tapped the blackboard with his triangular ruler that has not changed for thousands of years: "See, this is the formula just deduced." ”

He walked from the right to the left and drew a long arrow on the blackboard: "Put the formula inside, and then follow the steps." Then he habitually dusted off the chalk ash on his body: "Why is it difficult?" ”

That's great, I really applaud him, but what does it have to do with me, I know every word he says, why is it like a chicken and a duck talking together, and I don't understand it at all?

There must be many students who are self-taught, and even dislike the topics he talks about are too simple and straightforward, and they are not challenging at all.

It stands to reason that our brain structure should be similar and similar, and if there is a big difference, the top students will only exist in the laboratory or zoo. However, I didn't want to admit that I didn't work hard enough, so I could only go off the rails and make up all kinds of reasons to prevaricate myself. For example, the mediocre protagonists in the novel all fell off the cliff, and by chance they picked up this peerless cheat, and since then they have laughed at the martial arts. In the same way, it can be proven, maybe a certain student will find this math crash guide when he goes to the toilet to pump toilet paper one day, and the exam will be one hundred and five every day in the future, and his life will explode, who do you find to reason with this kind of thing!

At this time, he was talking about the last week's papers, I couldn't help but criticize him a few words, you said that you didn't talk about it after the exam at that time, you have to delay it until now, I don't know where to throw that miserable test paper away, as the so-called out of sight and out of mind, you want me to face it all day long, who is responsible in case of depression?

When I was flipping through the papers in the desk, I saw the book "ABC Murder" that Xia Yu showed me, but I had been in the cold for a long time.

I quickly took it and wiped it a few times, and it depends on the owner to beat the dog, the cycle of heaven, the retribution is not happy, and when the time comes, the owner will beat me into the cold palace, and I don't know where to cry.

What is your master doing now? Will the body be better?

I stared at the book in a daze, how nice it would be if it were the magic mirror in Snow White that could answer your questions.

Thoughts swirl back and forth over the classroom, if I appear by her side at this point in time, she should be very moved, will she promise without saying a word?

In my opinion, private life is the most romantic.

In the flower-covered Gothic cathedral, light shines through the stained windows, and light and shadow entangle beneath the dome of the church, enriching the red and black lines.

There are no white doves and lile, no parents and guests, just the two of us.

She walked slowly towards me on the red carpet in a pure white floor-to-ceiling wedding dress, and I was dressed in a neat suit. Holding her hand, the petals fluttered down beside us, and the background monologue sounded: "No matter whether the environment is good or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will love you until death separates us, will you?" ”

Xia Yu said: "We ...... I haven't reached the legal age of marriage. ”

No.87

What is Art?

Art is a collection of all the elements that you can't understand.

It reads like a tongue twister, indicating that this is a rigorous mathematical concept.

The definition of art in the West is very broad, and from time to time there are many exaggerated performance arts in the newspapers, such as seeing through the red dust and marrying a mule, such as inexplicably walking naked on the street, they are smug, but they don't know that our Zhuangzi thousands of years ago, when his wife died, he was still 'unkempt and barefoot, drumming and children's songs', which is much more tide than them.

Who is Zhuangzi? is the one who raises the bar with the phrase 'Zi Fei Fish, the joy of knowing fish'.

In this way, turning the pen is also considered art.

There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people.

There are countless ways to turn the pen in a class.

Now 'Kudo Shinichi' is flickering and moving at the tips of my fingers, tiger and tiger, and occasionally mistakes are thrown in Xu Hao's face, what can I do?

At most, he will be beaten.

The first two sessions in the afternoon are history lessons.

The history teacher's name is Wu Zhihui, you can understand that he is not wise, it is estimated that his parents did not carefully consider the name when they came up with it, and it was too late to find out that it was inappropriate, so they simply made the mistake.

He is an uncle with a middle comb, about forty years old, with small glasses, likes to apply a lot of hair oil, and the color of his clothes is mainly gray, as if he has just returned from the Republic of China.

That's right, in all subjects except Chinese, our teachers are all composed of middle-aged and elderly men.

Wu Zhihui always has an illusion, in his opinion, the importance of history is no less than the number of words, so that he often has conflicts with other teachers who rush to class, Chen Xu and Zhang Bin are better to talk, provoking Mao Tu Huijuan, it is really Mars hitting the earth.

You have to be very careful in history class, and the criterion for judging us is whether we are listening carefully is whether we can repeat what he said.

"Zhou Yanfei, you stand up and repeat the knowledge points I just said."

Fei Ge was woken up by his tablemate, and when he stood up, his eyes were blurred, and there were red marks on the right side of his face.

There's a good show to watch now, and I'm gloating.

Fei Ge didn't know what was going on at all, and the people next to him were whispering reminders, and after a while, he said tentatively: "Who fired the first shot in the Huanggang Uprising?" ”

He may have heard the Huanghuagang Uprising as the Huanggang Uprising, so he blurted it out.

I also want to know who liberated Huanggang in the first place, resulting in all kinds of Huanggang secret scrolls on the table from elementary school to high school now, since it is a dense volume, can you keep a low profile, the market sells complete sets of sets, how many years has destroyed me.

The people next to Zhou Yanfei beat their chests and feet, and they all had a premonition that a tragedy was about to happen, so they didn't dare to look at him. Wu Zhihui's face was neither yin nor yang: "I'm talking about Huanghuagang, you tell me Huanggang, Sun Yat-sen doesn't know who fired the first shot in the Huanggang uprising!" ”

Everyone in the classroom was laughing, even if it was quiet, it was really good to hear it together. Wu Zhihui didn't let him go: "Then you tell me who fired the second shot of the Huanghuagang Uprising?" ”

"Second shot?" Feige's expression seemed to say, are you kidding?

Wu Zhihui became more and more angry, but unfortunately he didn't have a beard to cooperate: "Come to my office after class." ”

I couldn't believe my ears, so I asked Wu Hao: "Who fired the second shot?" ”

"The first three shots were all fired by Huang Xing."

Three shots in a row, with a machine gun?