What's more, even who? What are you wearing? What color are the shoes? How many big rocks are there at the corner of the street? What's next to the stone? Ask again.

At that time, Zheng Dandan was really called one head, two big, the one in his heart was confused, he couldn't speak at all, he worked hard to write down a lot of things, but he was asked about some things that didn't matter.

He couldn't bear it, and once dared to rebel once, and couldn't help asking: "Uncle! Do you know how many grains of sand there are in that pile of sand at the door? The answer to him was naturally a meal of ass blossoming.

Zheng Dandan was very helpless, in order not to be beaten by that unscrupulous uncle, he could only memorize by rote, so that now when he sees anything, he has become an inevitable reflection of conditioned reflex, and he will write down everything he sees at the first time.

lasted for nearly ten years, and was forced to memorize by rote, Zheng Dandan really practiced the ability to never forget, remember everything he had seen in detail, read books, and even reached ten lines at a glance, and he could not forget it.

He finally managed to stay up until the old lady finished eating, and quickly helped clean up the dishes and chopsticks, then stood alone in the courtyard with his eyes and eyebrows locked, lowered his head and shook his head, carefully recalling what he saw at the dinner table, preparing for the torture he had to experience every day, and he was afraid that if he forgot what he had remembered, it would inevitably be another beating.

A moment later.

Zheng Pinghe walked out of the hall slowly, and when he saw Zheng Dandan hanging his head, looking like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

has been a wicked person for so many years, Zheng Pinghe is also very helpless, a bold and lawless child, if no one can control him, the ghost knows how much trouble it will cause, his parents have not been around for many years, and the old lady almost spoiled him to the sky, that is really afraid of losing it in his arms, afraid of losing it in his eyes, standing next to him for fear of flying, Zheng Pinghe is really helpless, so he has to be this villain himself.

He calmed the smile in his heart, sat on the stone bench with a straight face, and asked, "Your grandmother, how many mouthfuls of food did you just take?" What are they? How many times do you clip each? How many bites did you take before swallowing each bite? ”

“……！”

Zheng Dandan looked at Zheng Pinghe dumbfounded, as if there were 10,000 alpacas running wild ...... in front of him, and he was really depressed and wanted to vomit blood.

Zheng Dandan complained with a lot of thoughts in his heart: "Is there a mistake? At the dinner table, your old man's idle eggs hurt, nothing to scribble there, and my mouth has to babble endlessly, all my attention is on your old man's body, at this time, you are asking about the details of grandma's meal? Don't be so tricky, it's good to be able to write down your ghostly scribbles, as well as the endless broken thoughts, and really want to treat me as a god? From childhood to adulthood, you don't need a reason to beat me, as long as you ask, if you can't say it, you will beat it, I really doubt that I am your own nephew? ”

Spit and complain, Zheng Dandan can only rack his brains to recall all the details of the old lady's previous meal, he didn't dare to refute at all, unless he wanted to be beaten, he dared to talk back.

When Zheng Dandan was about to answer, outside the courtyard gate, several three-point sounds that were not like cuckoos, and seven-points were like cuckoos.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! ……。

Hearing the voice, Zheng Dandan glanced at the courtyard door, and then didn't dare to look again.

The courtyard door was gently pushed open a crack, and a young man, with a thief's head and a thief's brain, stuck into his head, his eyes rolled from side to side, grinning there.

Zheng Pinghe turned his head to take a look, and suddenly, a warm smile like spring appeared on his face, he had never had a good face for Zheng Dandan, but it was for the young man at the door, it was very good, at this time, he waved his hand lightly, and said softly: "It's all here, come, come in, have you eaten?" ”

A young man named Dudu, surnamed Ye, with a single name, when his mother was pregnant with him, he washed vegetables at home before giving birth, and because he was about to give birth, he fell the vegetable leaves to the ground in pain; On the way to the hospital for his mother, his mother felt sorry for the vegetables that fell on the ground, and she was chattering intermittently along the way, originally what she wanted to say was "The vegetable leaves have fallen to the ground, go pick them up first, don't waste them." As a result, only three words were uttered by the hard pain deeply, "Dish...... Ye Du ...... Ye Du ...... "I can't really say what I have behind, along the way, it's like Ye Du."

Later, after successfully giving birth to Ye Du, his father joked and named him Ye Du directly.

Ye Du pushed open the courtyard door with a smile on his face, walked into the courtyard, looked like a good baby, and said respectfully: "Hello Uncle Pinghe!" I've eaten, and I'm here to go to the evening self-study with Dandan. ”

"Oh, go to self-study at night, they are all really diligent and studious, hehe! Alright, you go! Be safe on the road. Zheng Pinghe said with a smile on his face, turned his head, turned his head with a straight face, and glared at Zheng Dandan fiercely with an angry look on his face.

Zheng Dandan scratched his head in embarrassment, and secretly slandered, "Alas! This treatment is really different, the ability to change your face is really more powerful than Sichuan Opera, between free conversions, there is no pause, fortunately, I finally escaped. ”

Zheng Ping said calmly: "Go, don't let you wait for a long time, come back after the second class of self-study in the evening, I still have something to look for you." ”

"Oh, got it, uncle." Zheng Dandan should arrive dejectedly.

Zheng was secretly glad that he had escaped, but he didn't expect to hide from the first day of junior high school, but he couldn't hide from fifteen, Zheng Dandan looked at Ye Du helplessly, signaled to wait for him, and then went into the room to pick up the schoolbag, and after saying goodbye to the old lady and Zheng Pinghe, the two went to school for evening self-study.

On the way to school, the two walked with laughter and laughter, and Ye Du said as if asking for credit: "How is it?" Let's come in time this time! I have a bowl of rice, but I eat it in three bites, it's amazing! If you're a little late, maybe you'll be going to bloom again, haha! ”

Zheng Dandan rolled his eyes and said depressedly: "Okay! This time I will take credit to you, next time you are in trouble, I will definitely not delay, fortunately you came in time, otherwise, it is estimated that I will die again this time. ”

"Hahaha......!" Ye Du gloated and laughed.

"Laugh a fart! I really suspect that you are my uncle's own nephew, with his black King Kong face, when he sees you, he can laugh deeply at the appearance of Maitreya Buddha, I am also drunk, alas! It's really unreasonable. Zheng Dandan had a jealous expression and said hatefully.

"Haha...... you are jealous, envious and hateful! I smiled proudly, I smiled proudly, laughed at the immortality of Hongchen......" Ye Du said happily and sang triumphantly.

Zheng Dandan glanced at Ye Du speechlessly, and suddenly, his eyes were full of confusion.

I saw that on the top of Ye Du's head at this time, there was a dark cloud, and there was a faint crimson glow behind him.

"Dark clouds? Red light possessed? How so? There is no way for good and evil, but people call themselves, is this what is recorded in the book, there is a disaster of blood and light? Zheng Dandan muttered in a low voice.

"Stinky eggs, what are you muttering? God babble. Ye Du saw Zheng Dandan talking to himself alone, and couldn't help but ask.

Zheng Dandan looked at him as if he hadn't heard Ye Du speak, slowly closed his eyes, and after reopening his eyes, he could still see a dark cloud above his head, as well as a faint crimson glow behind him. Did you open the eyes of the sky? Impossible, right? And such shit luck? But what is the matter with the dark clouds covering the top and the red light possessing it? Why did you see it? It's weird. ”

"Hey! Stinky eggs, what are you doing? Ye Du saw that Zheng Dandan had been looking at him intently, and he was still muttering nonsense in his mouth, and his heart was slightly hairy, and he pushed Zheng Dandan hard and said loudly.

Zheng Dandan was pushed down, and finally came back to his senses, and when he looked at Ye Du again, the dark clouds above his head and the red light behind him were gone.

Zheng Dandan muttered to himself: "Could it be a disaster summoned by getting carried away?" You really can't pretend to be too forced, it's easy to summon thunder. ”

"Your sister! You just summoned the thunderbolt, and you cursed me if you didn't have it? If you are sick, you have the ability to talk to your uncle, I guess, you coward will definitely not dare, haha! I'm going to laugh proudly, I'm going to ......smile proudly. Ye Du heard Zheng Dandan's words, and immediately scolded with a smile, and continued, when he talked about Zheng Pinghe, seeing Zheng Dandan's deflated expression, he sang happily again.

Zheng Dandan saw that Ye Du got carried away again, the dark clouds above his head, and the crimson glow behind him, also reappeared, Zheng Dandan's heart could finally confirm his guess, and suddenly, he said with a serious face: "Silly, look at your ghost crying wolf howling song, can you be quiet, I'll tell you something serious." ”

The two who grew up together since childhood, as if they are like things and people are grouped, the same boldness, the same naughty mischief, when the two are together again, except for reading and doing homework, they have never done anything serious, and what they do is simply how to fuck up and how to come, but once there is one who wants to talk about serious things, it must be something.

Ye Du looked at Zheng Dandan's serious face, and asked with some doubts: "What's the matter?" What's your bad idea again? You can't think you're trying to fix your uncle, right? I'm telling you, I'm not going to do it. ”

"you, I don't want to die yet." Zheng Dandan said with a depressed face.