No.18

Who came up with the bad idea to let us, the soon-to-be-adult minors, play the mentally retarded game of eagle and chicken?

At that time, Xu Hao refused to go home: "The day is too noisy, only the night can not be disappointed!" We don't know how to go, will the Orion in the sky agree? ”

Orion doesn't care if he agrees, and Xia Yu obviously doesn't agree.

"I don't want to go home either, I won't leave anyway, and you are not allowed to leave, whoever goes, I will bite whom!"

There is also this kind of good thing, as long as she keeps her promise, I will immediately run away.

Xia Yu proposed: "It can be seen that everyone wants to play eagle and catch chickens very much, I am reluctant to be a chicken aunt, which of you should be a villain eagle?" ”

It's a hard time!

Before the others could react, I jumped out with a thunderous sound of the bell: "Today I am going to eat all of you ***!" ”。

"Tong Lei, you speak well!" Xia Yu said as he protected the others behind him.

Finally a high-sounding opportunity to take a closer look at her.

Xia Yu smiled, exhaled like an orchid, the two dimples were slightly sunken, her eyes were as clear as washing, and she was even more charming in the moonlight, I was already drunk in her eyes, how could I still be in the mood to catch chickens? I want to be able to face to face with her all the time, it's really happy.

At that time, the future was distant and shapeless.

Under the stars, young men and women laughed and cursed wantonly. Many years later, I realized that such days were gone, lamenting the passing of time and lamenting the ruthlessness of the years.

No.19

The night was gentle, and we lay head to head on the playground.

The starry sky above us seemed to be within reach, and we looked up at it, and it looked down at us.

At this time, if you don't talk about ideals, when will you wait? If you don't talk about it, what else can you tell me?

"What do you want to do when you grow up?"

"I want to be a doctor, because doctors are respected", Xu Hao said without thinking, "healing patients and making money at the same time, beautiful." ”

"Then I'll be a nurse", Zhang Shanshan said wryly, if you are a quack, I will be able to eliminate harm for the people. ”

"If possible, I'm going to play CBA, Wang Zhizhi of the Bayi team is simply not too good," Speaking of this, Zhou Yanfei imitated the tone of Mitsui Shou, a slam dunk master, "Teacher, I want to play basketball until the end of the world." ”

Wu Junting took over the conversation: "I've thought about this question, I have to be a teacher, this year, even primary school students are watching TV series with three wrong views like Meteor Garden, and they shout Daoming Temple, Hua Ze, what bird name all day long!" I've had enough, and I'm obliged to get their distorted views back on track! ”

Zhou Yanfei smacked up beside him: "Old girl, I think it's okay in Meteor Garden." ”

"The old lady will be the first to break you first!"

"I just want to go to a good university", Xia Yu said lightly, "so I have to work hard for three years of high school and strive not to leave regrets." ”

"I want to ......"

Before I could say anything, I suddenly heard a commotion in the distance, and when I got up to check, I found that the gate of the playground was open, and several black shadows rushed in, quickly moving towards us. Before I could figure out what was going on, I heard Zhou Yanfei shouting from behind: "Damn, no, run!" ”

His voice was still hovering in my ears, and the man had already run more than ten meters away.

His run caused the others to be moved, and although I didn't know what was going on, I thought to myself that I would run first anyway.

Seeing that we reacted quickly, those figures suddenly shouted, "Stop!" Whoever does not stand still when the time comes to catch the punishment of the crime plus one degree".

As soon as these words came out, everyone understood that it was the school that came to arrest people, and who dared to slack off, and they were even more powerful under their feet.

I ran quickly, and not far away Xu Hao reminded everyone: "Run separately to distract them." ”

I thought to myself, who can control so much, hurry up and climb over the fence, then the king of heaven will not be able to catch me.

The party turned into a cat-and-mouse game in an instant, and our Phineas were anointed with oil under their feet, long gone. This girl is usually coaxing, and when she sees everyone shouting that something is happening, he covers it, but now she is faster than anyone else when she really encounters something. However, as the saying goes, husband and wife are still just birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes. At this time, the eight immortals crossed the sea, each relying on their abilities.

In the dark night, the appearance of the fence became clearer and clearer, success was close at hand, and suddenly heard an "ah" sound behind her, and when I looked back, I saw that it was Xia Yu who fell to the ground, she just got up and fell again, her expression was painful, and it seemed that she had sprained her ankle.

I thought urgently for a second, maybe not, and resolutely turned around to help her up. When she saw me coming, she was a little delighted and a little surprised, and she grabbed my hand, but said in her mouth, "Leave me alone, go by yourself." ”

I said, "It's okay, let's do it together." ”

Many years later, whenever she recalled this, she always praised me for suddenly becoming very handsome at that moment, with a serious and resolute expression, like a knight falling from the sky, which made her feel protected.

I don't agree with her, why did I only become handsome at that time, meaning that I was usually ugly?

The two of us limped forward, the footsteps behind us getting closer and closer, presumably close at hand, we tacitly slowed down, and then mirrored each other, helping each other to arrange their clothes and hair, just to look better in death.

After a while, a group of people came around, and the leader was none other than 'Big Leather Shoes'.

No.20

The others have escaped, but Xia Yu and I have become scapegoats. This sheep enters the tiger's mouth, and it must be more auspicious than lucky.

The two of us followed the 'big leather shoes' to the political and religious office, and as we walked, we suddenly heard the bell ringing, it turned out to be half past nine, and when it was time for the usual evening self-study, the corridor that should have been lively and noisy was now deserted, and the corridor only echoed with the creaking sound of the leather shoes rubbing against the ground.

In the political and educational office, Director Pi suddenly stopped at the table near the window, sat down leisurely, and lit a cigarette. We both understood, and stood across the table with our heads bowed. He didn't make a sound, he didn't look at us, he just smoked, he finished smoking and lit another, and it was quiet and terrible, and it was always calm before the storm.

After a long time, he finally spoke: "How many classes?" ”

This gloomy uncle still didn't look at the two of us, holding a cigarette, looking out the window, his voice was hoarse, and he obviously had a very serious voice of tobacco and alcohol.

Hearing him finally speak, I actually had a sense of relief and pleasure, and hurriedly said to him: "The seventh class of high school." ”

"A freshman in high school?" His voice was calm, "Hmph, it's okay, just go to school and make trouble for me." ”

He flicked off the ashes of his cigarette: "Say, who else." ”

Xia Yu and I didn't dare to speak anymore, and after waiting for about half a minute, he turned his head to look at the two of us: "Don't say it's okay, don't think about leaving at night, each of you writes a 2,000-word check here, and I will inform your parents later, and let them listen to your glorious deeds with the teachers and students of the whole school at the flag-raising ceremony tomorrow." ”

When I heard that I was going to notify my parents, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat: "Huh? Director Pi ...... No, no, no...... Director, it's different from what you think, we just happened to it by chance on the playground, and this kind of thing doesn't rise to the level of informing parents, right? ”

After speaking, she turned her head to look at Xia Yu, her eyes were red in a hurry at this time, and her tears were ready to go.

"Now that you know you're scared, let's talk about who organized your event and how many others?"

We were generalized like this, I saw Xia Yu with his head down, his two fists clenched, he looked really pitiful, his heart was suddenly sour, and he decided to take it himself, just opened his mouth, but Xia Yu was the first to say with a slight cry: "Director, we are just chatting on the playground, there is really no one else!" ”

Director Pi stood up silently, cleaned up the table briefly, and then walked outside the house, before the two of us could react, we only heard a clang, presumably locked.

No.21

Life is always better than fiction.

An hour ago, I was swimming in heaven, and I would have thought that an hour later I would be kicked by God, fall into hell, and have an ugly dog eating.

Director Pi's footsteps gradually disappeared, and it seems that we are really going to take a 2,000-word inspection tomorrow and give a unique speech under the watchful eyes of our parents and all the teachers and students of the school.

This will be the biggest battle I will face in my seventeen years of life, and the tragedy is unimaginable, and it turns out that being a martyr is what it feels like. I really wanted to run and hug his leg and cry: "Director Pi, I was wrong, next time Baozhun Er run faster!" ”

Xia Yu's mood seemed to have calmed down, and he was sitting on a chair a few meters away from me thoughtfully. When I saw her, I immediately put my worries behind me, and I just wanted to make a fuss.

Xia Yu noticed me walking towards her, with a smile on her face, thinking that she would say something earthy, and even knew how to answer.

She would say, "Fool, if you don't leave, what do you care about me?" ”

I said, "Little fool, what's the point of losing the world for your sake?" ”

Then she said, "Stupid, you misspelled this." ”

I would say, "Little fool, what is wrong with your words in my heart?" ”

It was just perfect!

However, Xia Yu said: "Regardless of the problem of gout, I personally went into battle to arrest people, Director Pi, a stubborn navy veteran, is really a pioneer." ”

There was really no reason for her words, and I asked curiously: "Did anyone say that he was a retired soldier?" ”

Xia Yu said: "No one told me that I deduced from his series of performances. First of all, although he is slightly fat, he walks with his head held high, his waist is straight, his hands swing evenly and more than ordinary people, and his knees are not obvious when viewed from behind. If it weren't for years of training, it would not have been possible for him to maintain such a walking habit at his age. This situation reminds me of the instructor during military training some time ago. It is normal for a soldier to be exposed to the wind and sun every day, and it is normal for him to be dark-skinned, and the reason why it is further inferred that he is a navy is that his skin is rough and his complexion is close to bronz, which I have heard is more common among people who live by the sea all year round. Because at the seaside, there are not only ultraviolet rays directly from the sun overhead, but also ultraviolet rays refracted from below the surface of the sea, and the combination of the two is of course darker than those who live inland. Let's talk about his gout, which is arthritis, and I understand that it originated from a relative of mine who suffers from it. Here you have to understand two concepts, one is purine, the other is uric acid, purine metabolism disorder in the body is the main cause, manifested in vitro, is the increase of blood uric acid and uric acid. I noticed that the index finger of his left hand was swollen and reddish in appearance, and it was significantly thicker than that of his right hand with a cigarette, and the interphalangeal joints were more pronounced, which was a sign of urate deposition in the soft tissues and joints. In addition, gout is more likely to occur in the first metatarsophalangeal joint, which is the site of the big toe. After chasing us on the playground just now, he had a limp at one point, which is estimated to be caused by a brief attack of gout and foot pain induced after exercise. Based on his early years in the navy, we can also boldly imagine that his living environment must have been warm and humid, which was more likely to induce joint inflammation. Usually eat a lot of seafood, it is just that seafood contains a lot of purines. The connection between the two corroborates each other, is it invulnerable? ”

I then asked, "Then why do you say he is stubborn?" ”

"If you have gout, you don't want to smoke and drink, isn't this kind of character stubborn?"

It's kind of interesting!

But I have a different opinion: "The Navy is not high-end enough, Director Pi is actually an astronaut, he stumbled upon us in low-earth orbit, took time to take people to arrest us, and now it is estimated that he is rapidly leaving the Earth at the second cosmic speed." ”

Xia Yu hid his face on the desk with one hand and laughed wildly: "You can't talk nonsense." ”

I also laughed with her: "Anyway, there is no evidence to prove, what is the difference between the Navy and astronauts?" ”

No.22

It is only today that I finally have a clear understanding of myself, and it turns out that I am a good student, because I don't know how to write a check.

I accidentally glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and it was almost twelve o'clock in the morning.

More than two hours passed, and I didn't even hold back half a word, I was so anxious that I was sitting on pins and needles, and I only blamed myself for being usually casual, perfunctory when writing essays, and letting the topics tricky and weird, and finally I could always tear it into an argumentative essay, and then put Columbus who persevered in erecting eggs and Franklin, who flew kites on rainy days, and the soup was not changed or changed, everything was original, and the level of composition was stable for decades.

Xia Yu saw my distress: "Won't you apologize?" It doesn't matter who is who, it's your fault anyway. ”

It makes sense.

It was two o'clock in the morning.

Inspiration comes, and you can't stop if you want to. The school went up to the principal, down to the sweeping aunt who was apologized by me one by one, only the few stray cats who settled on the campus, considering that they may not understand human speech, it is useless to waste their tongues.

Seeing that the small goal of 2,000 words could not stop me from continuing to apologize, the pen was running out of ink. I shouted in disappointment, rummaging in the drawer of the office, the pen was not found, but I turned to an old photo album, which was a photo of Director Pi when he was young, and there was a large stack of test sheets, I looked at it with great interest, and I only felt incredible in the end, so I took out two for Xia Yu to see.

One of them is a photo of Director Pi wearing a navy uniform and his comrades-in-arms when he was young, and the other is a test sheet.

I asked her, "Is uric acid 775umol/L considered high?" ”

She said, "What do you think?" ”

No.23

Xia Yu and I were woken up by the sound of the door opening.

At that time, the staff member of the Political and Educational Department who opened the door looked at us sleepily in astonishment, and when he figured out the ins and outs of the whole thing, he seemed to have a new understanding of his leader, and gave a thumbs up with admiration: "Ruthless, really ruthless." ”

So we were sent back to class for early self-study, and we will listen to the arrangement when the flag-raising ceremony is held later.

In English study this morning, we just walked to the door of the class, and happened to meet the English teacher at the door. He is a man of five big and three thick, named Zhao Bin, more than one meter and eight meters tall, compared with it, his voice is extremely slender, and his favorite mantra is anyway. Through my observation during the period since the beginning of school, every time the teacher of each class has a gap to gossip together, he always likes to drill into the pile of women, whether he likes women or wants to be women, it is really unspeculative.

He didn't say anything else, just spread his hands: "OK, coming." ”

He stopped us both again: "Anyway, I really shouldn't be late." ”

Seeing me and Xia Yu appear, the class immediately exploded, we expected this to happen, and we were mentally prepared, regardless of the fact that we walked back to our seats.

When Xu Hao and Wu Junting saw me sitting down, their reactions were unusually calm, and they only occasionally squinted at me, but they didn't take the initiative to talk to me. I put the inspection on the side of my desk, opened the English book with my free hand, and pretended to be relaxed. Xu Hao couldn't help but glance at the inspection twice, stretched out his hand and just wanted to grab it, I took the pen against it, and then looked at him with kind eyes.

He smiled: "Brother, I have suffered. ”

In a tragic and heavy tone, I told them all about what happened last night. After speaking, Xu Hao and Wu Junting clearly had the word admiration written on their faces.

"Righteousness! It's so benevolent! ”

Ever since he heard that the two of us did not confess to the rest of them, Xu Hao has always grabbed my hand and insisted on letting go: "It is really a sacrifice of the small self to protect the big self, and the reason why the revolution is successful is due to comrades like you." ”

I am high on the surface, but I am bitter in my heart, not desperate, who wants to sacrifice?

Before class, Chen Xu suddenly appeared at the back door of the classroom and said in a gloomy tone: "Tong Lei and Xia Yu, you two come out." ”

My heart thumped.

I was closer to the back door, and as soon as I went out, I saw my parents standing at the entrance of the building, and there were two other people standing next to me, so I didn't have to think about it to know that it was Xia Yu's parents.

The four of them didn't communicate, and when they saw me coming out, my mother immediately yelled at me: "I don't study hard all day long, and this really gives us a long face." ”

I walked up to them in small steps, trying to pretend to admit my mistake sincerely, and hung my head so that I didn't dare to look at them.

Dad was very calm: "Tell me slowly, whether I didn't make it clear to the school teacher." ”

I was speechless and stood silently.

is not as intense as her mother, Xia Yu and her family are much quieter, and they don't know what to discuss.

Subsequently, Chen Xu called us all together, and before he could speak, my mother couldn't wait to explain in front of him: "Hello Mr. Chen, it was such a bad thing that we didn't meet for the first time, you said that our family Tong Lei is usually very good, and it stands to reason that he shouldn't ......."

Dad grabbed my mother's hand and told her to calm down: "Teacher Chen hasn't said anything yet, what are you anxious about." ”

Chen Xu responded with a smile, turned his head and was about to speak, when Xia Yu's mother interrupted him again: "You said that Xia Yu is a girl in our family, how can she be in the playground with a male classmate in the middle of the night, and the school made a mistake, right?" ”

Chen Xu gestured to them to be quiet: "I understand your feelings, don't worry, don't get angry, this time the matter between Tong Lei and Xia Yu is not too serious, I think they will go home first, as for the follow-up progress of the matter, I will contact you at any time." ”

Hearing this, Xia Yu and I were shocked, and we thought that when we came to the stage to read the inspection, they would also follow the excitement, but I didn't expect to send them home, and the pressure was really reduced a lot.

Thinking about it carefully, Chen Xu is not bad.

No.24

My mother left with the bell for the end of class, and she left with a resentful face.

Thinking back on the fear of being dominated by her over the years, I feel a thrill of escaping death.

This is the first time I have participated in the flag-raising ceremony of the No. 1 Middle School in the city, watching the national flag slowly rise, and it is also the first time that I hope that the national anthem can be played.

When I was in junior high school, every flag-raising ceremony was boring.

The students of the grade took advantage of the rare reunion moment, and the group of 351 talked about the weekend's encounter. After raising the flag, it was a lengthy lecture by the school leaders, saying some national affairs that seemed to be understood or not, which was boring and boring, and the cycle began again and again.

Everyone should be thinking in their hearts, why can't they have some interesting fun to tease the old and young masters in the audience?

However, now we have that fun.

Before coming to the playground just now, Xia Yu and I walked side by side on the road, and when I thought that the flow of people shuttling on both sides now would become spectators laughing at us in the future, I felt very bad in my heart.

"This time we are estimated to be embarrassed, Xia Yu, I advise you to be mentally prepared, I don't know how much you can bear this little girl with a beautiful face, if you can't stand it, you can hide behind me, uncle, I have rough skin and thick flesh."

I was relaxed and calm, hoping that my mood would make her feel better.

Perhaps, I was overthinking.

She just took advantage of the time to flush her face after class, the tiredness of last night has long disappeared, her two eyes are radiant, her cheeks are white and red, the contours of her side face melt into the soft morning light, and her expression is calm and a little abnormal.

"Just kidding, although the old lady has never experienced strong winds and waves, she is not a flower in a greenhouse. At this point, Quandang City No. 1 Middle School held a grand meeting for me as a freshman, and I was a little excited at the thought of being the protagonist later. ”

I really didn't expect her to answer like this, it seems that she can't see the pretentiousness of an ordinary girl, and she never complains.

I love it!

"Meet-and-greet?" I rolled up the check in my hand and put it to my mouth as a microphone, "May I ask Xia Yu, how do you feel after this incident?" ”

"Humph!" She snatched the 'microphone', "The impression is that I have no experience in writing and checking for the first time, and the folks and elders will bear with me, and you will be satisfied with the experience next time!" ”

I was so happy by what she said, I gestured with my hands on my chest, signaled to her that I was also a party, and came to ask me.

She clearly saw my intentions: "If you want to say what you think, you have to have a say first!" ”

After jumping and running away, I hurriedly caught up: "Don't let me say it's okay, but check me first." ”

It's like two injured kittens licking each other's wounds, I don't know if Xia Yu's mood was really relaxed at that time, or if she was trying to comfort me just like I comforted her.

The school leader's speech was bloated and long, and when it was our turn, he saw that he was about to go to class, and Director Pi simply beckoned us to go on stage together, but I didn't remember the process, or I didn't want to mention it again, I just felt in a trance, as if I had returned to the failed self-introduction on the podium in the first year of junior high school, but the dozens of small heads in the audience were replaced by thousands.

On the way back to class, Xia Yu still had tears in her eyes after all, she lowered her head, didn't want me to see it, and tried her best not to let them fall. When she reached the top of the stairs, she suddenly raised her head, with tears in her eyes, and tried to smile at me: "We will be brothers from now on." ”