Chapter 31: All Liars
"Okay, then you walk in." The black whirlwind bent his sickle eyebrows, and his somewhat crooked nose kept exhaling red liquid.
When the red liquid meets the air, it turns into small pink balls of Q bombs and Q bombs. One, two, three, and they lined up in a line and came to Ling Feng.
Immediately afterward, the little red Q ball will slowly emit a faint pink light, and over time, a new ball will slowly be born behind the ball.
"Whew" The black whirlwind spewed another breath of blue gas, and the speed at which the little red Q ball gave birth to new life became faster.
"Da Da Da", the dense balls popped out one after another, and slowly pink peach heart wings grew on both sides of the balls.
The wings leaned back slightly, as if it was a ritual to welcome Ling Feng into the mirror.
Just as he wanted to lift his leg to catch the bridge built by the little red Q ball, a few coughs interrupted Ling Feng's movements.
"Fool, it's the hand that is gently put on it, not the foot." The black whirlwind sneered mercilessly, and the bugs in his eyeballs still acted in a mocking expression with a regular pattern.
Ling Feng was a little angry, if he hadn't thought about Xianzi's safety, he really wanted to blow up the monster's head with one punch and pinch the insects in its eyeballs to death one by one.
But for now, it's better to compromise first!
As soon as he put his hand on it, a golden nine-tailed bird riding on Hot Wheels flew over with a burst of pink light.
The sharp, thin mouth, which was even slightly bent inward, pecked the back of Ling Feng's hand heavily, and one after another peach blossom prints were left on it.
Out of physiological instinct, he brushed the nine-tailed bird away with his hand.
The hot pain accompanied by the burning sensation of the high temperature ruffled Ling Feng's heart, wrinkling the black whirlwind's brows.
Where did the dead stinky bird spoil my good deeds?
Looking far behind, a dark, strong and even fierce figure appeared.
Getting closer, I saw his beard.
Oh my God, it's pink, and it seems to be a peach blossom shape that has been refined.
The most puzzling thing is that it is actually the annoying ginger! Isn't his soul snatched away!
"Xiaoqing, what's going on?" Black Whirlwind whispered in her ear.
"I don't know." Xiao Qing glanced into the distance and shook her head slightly.
As he spoke, his lips collided up and down and turned crooked, and then one after another black scorpions slowly came out of it.
"Ahh
It turned out to be a scorpion! What's going on?
After the scorpion crawled out of his lips, he actually fiddled with her face in a form similar to a gossip array.
"Oh my God, what are you looking at, why don't you hurry up and help me." Ah Qing's voice began to become sharp and thin, and even a little anxious, completely lacking the gentleness of the previous phantom version of Xianzi.
This looks like an impostor. That's right, the real string purple is in .......
In short, Ah Qing is here to fish in troubled waters, why, is it because......
The Black Whirlwind was also frightened by this scene, which was different from the expected situation! The large, slightly open mouth has been dripping drool
"Ahhh
"You wait." As it spoke, it stuck out its long tongue and licked it, chanting incantations in its heart.
The dense silent spell characters cover the tongue with a black mucous membrane, and the powerful sense of absorption can stick some creatures down.
The result was the same as Black Whirlwind thought, but the string purple human skin that Ah Qing made was also peeled off.
For this piece of human skin, he can spend more than ten years of energy.
Saying that it is gone, this really makes him feel a little heartache.
But the real pain in her face was Ah Qing, her originally somewhat dull yellow face became red and swollen due to the peeling off of the artificial face skin, like a pig's head cake.
"You can't just take it lightly." Ah Qing yelled at the black whirlwind, and then quickly took out a small mirror from the pocket of his clothes.
As soon as I took a photo, tears flowed down,
"Pity my flower and moon!" Some of the shrill voices had a cry in them.
While crying, he straightened his somewhat disheveled hair.
The bugs in the black whirlwind's eyeballs couldn't help but stick out their tongues, and some even changed their heads in a different direction.
"When is it, or think about it...."The black whirlwind gently touched her body, reminding her to look ahead.
The real great tribulation is coming.
Ling Feng's eyes were bubbling with sparks, and two long pillars of fire began to form, and the dragon head sword in his wrist flew into his hand with a swipe on the ground.
With a "thud", he rushed straight into the mirror with the momentum provided by the red energy cylinder formed by the anger factor in his body.
The black whirlwind exhaled a big breath of black gas, trying to use the black smoke dragon to change himself and Ah Qing away, but this time it seems that the trick failed for the first time-
The black smoke walked around himself and Ah Qing, and when he looked up, he was still in place.
"What are you doing, your brain is broken, and your mana is also broken!" Ah Qing shrank his head down, his feet went up, and a green fat ball formed.
"Beep", and a light green smoke transfer fart is released.
Oh my God, it's mixed with tomatoes!
Forget it, endure the stench, if Ah Qing can really change the two people away, it can be ignored.
Unexpectedly, Ah Qing also failed to cast a spell.
But a fierce red light with a temperature was getting closer and closer to him.
It's over, this time it's really over.
But when death came, Black Whirlwind still couldn't understand why a scorpion appeared in Ah Qing's mouth, and he couldn't figure out why his mana was displayed.
Ah Qing's concern is a little different from him.
Oh my God, even death doesn't end up ugly!
It's all to blame for this black whirlwind that stealing the energy of the peach blossom seal from Ling Feng's body can keep him young forever, completely beautify his face, and even create a perfect partner at will.
It's all over now, it's really a recipe for stealing chickens!
They both closed their eyes and prepared for death, and Ling Feng was also prepared to take his life with a sword.
Finally, with the tenacity of the red light inserted into the surface of the mirror, his body was clasped by the suddenly enlarged wings of the nine-tailed bird.
"Don't be impulsive." Some thick but hoarse voices came out of Lei Jiangzi's mouth.
At the same time, the mirror slowly became smaller, and Ling Feng's sword was slowly spit out by the mirror.
Seeing the cooked duck fly like this, he was really a little unwilling, jumped up, and rubbed forward.
With a "tear", the long, thick, yellow-brown rope that flew out of Lei Jiangzi's wrist landed on Ling Feng's body accurately, and tied it tighter and tighter.
"Rest", the mirror completely shrunk into a point.
Ling Feng was annoyed.
I haven't settled accounts with you yet, so you can send it to the door yourself.
Okay, then the old and the new will be counted together.
"Hmm.... Ahh
Seeing this scene, Lei Jiangzi's brows furrowed, but the expression on his face had an indescribable subtlety-
It was as if everything was unexpected, but as if everything was expected again.
What the hell is going on? It stands to reason that Ling Feng, as the opener of the seal, should have a relatively brave energy, how could he not even break free from a yellow rope?