Chapter 1: duang – Successfully bound ......
"I'm sorry, we don't need high school students here."
Across a desk, a middle-aged woman wearing black-rimmed glasses threw her resume back to Su Can with an expressionless face.
"Doesn't the online job advertisement say that there is no academic requirement?"
Su Can argued with reason.
"Next!"
The middle-aged woman didn't even look at him, and directly ignored his protest.
The applicants who were still queuing up at the back sneered for a while.
"After graduating from high school, are you embarrassed to apply here?"
"Don't look at any place here, don't you really believe the nonsense in the job advertisement that 'only looks at personal ability, not academic qualifications'?"
"That unrestricted academic qualifications are clearly a step for the related households who open the back door, and this person is also naïve."
Listening to these cold words, Su Can only felt that his heart was like a knife, his breathing became rapid, and he couldn't wait to dig a hole in the ground and get into it, grab his resume and turn around and leave as quickly as possible.
"you, the scam company!"
As soon as he got out of the office building, the more he thought about it, the more ashamed he became, so he tore off the false recruitment advertisement at the door of the company, threw it on the ground and trampled it twice.
"What for!?"
Seeing this, the security guards in the vicinity turned pale and strode closer with batons in hand.
"Good dogs don't get in the way!"
Su Can spat at him, and ran away.
Crossing the road, Su Can stopped when he saw that no one was chasing him, and sat on the curb on the spot, depressed.
"Alas, I only hate my poor family and drop out of school early, in this era, what can a high school Chinese do?"
Just as he sighed at the resume in his hand, a sharp pain suddenly came from his skull, and he subconsciously reached out to catch the culprit who hit his head-
A palm-sized jade bottle with a few green leaves stuck in it.
"Who! So unqualified to throw things, have you ever studied physics? As long as the height is enough, even a drop of water will kill people, do you know? ”
Touched the swollen big bag on his head, it was really bad luck to drink cold water and stuff his teeth, he was already in a bad mood, he jumped like thunder, and regarded the jade bottle in his hand as the interviewer and the passer-by he had seen today, and slammed it on the ground.
"Click-"
The jade bottle shattered in response, and a pool of clear water flowed out.
Only then did he realize that he was likely to have broken the valuable antiques, but before he had time to regret it, the whole person was suddenly struck by lightning.
An emotionless voice was so cold that it sounded in his head:
"Ding Dong - The Jade Pure Bottle Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds System is opened, and it is forcibly bound to the host ......"
"duang - successfully bound the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds system."
Su Can was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously muttered, "Jade Bottle? Isn't it the magic weapon of Guanyin Bodhisattva? She's also catching up with the trend to make a system? ”
Then the expression immediately became pleasantly surprised.
"System? The legendary system? ”
Su Can's heart is beating wildly, he has been mixed all year round, and he certainly knows what it means after reading countless online novels.
"I'm going to send !!"
Overjoyed, he couldn't help but jump up and yell in the street, once again attracting a lot of strange eyes.
"This man is insane." A scantily clad bewitching girl next to her was frightened and gave him a fierce look.
Ignoring the eyes around him, he ran away, and the sanitation uncle behind him chased all the way but didn't catch up, so he could only give up, scolded and returned to the same place to pick up the fragments of the jade net bottle and throw them into the trash.
Back in a simple rental house of less than twenty square meters, Su Can slammed the door shut and locked himself inside.
"Jade Bottle, you are the Jade Bottle in the Bodhisattva's hand?" Su Can was so beautiful that she was about to bubble with snot.
Don't you see that after the protagonists of those novels get the system, which one is not upgraded to be more demonic, making money like a sandstorm, and from then on punching the rich second generation, counterattacking Bai Fumei, advancing to the aristocratic circle, and walking on the pinnacle of life?
"That's right, this system is the jade bottle that you smashed by you."
I didn't expect the system to be yin and yang, Su Can was very embarrassed at the time: "What, you are a system, you shouldn't have to deal with me as an ignorant person, right?" ”
"Correct, under the premise that the host restores the jade net bottle, there is no possibility for the system to recover responsibility."
"Restore the jade net bottle? Uh, this ......" just remembered that he forgot to pick up the fragment just now, and even if he picked it up, Su Can couldn't fix it.
"Assuming the host can't restore the system, there's a price to pay."
"At what cost?" Su Can frowned, the tone of the system, how can it not sound like a plug-in that can give him an artifact, but like a debt collector?
"The host must exercise the obligation to communicate with the heavens and all worlds in place of the Jade Pure Bottle, otherwise it will be obliterated."
"You mean to work for you?" Su Can had a faint bad premonition, "What is the reward?" ”
"Reward?" Su Can saw in a trance that the system was sneering, "It doesn't exist." ”
Su Can jumped violently: "I'm QNMLGB!" So what do I want you for! ”
"The host destroys the system body, and will serve the system for free until ......"
"Shut up! Just your broken bottle, it will rot when you fall, and what about the immortal weapon that you said was immortal? Besides, you smashed me first! So how should this account be calculated? ”
After a moment of silence, the system reacted as if there was nothing wrong with the logic: "Allow the host to file a lawsuit." ”
"In this way, let's take a step back, I'll help you do things, and you give me some plug-ins, such as making me a big boss or a big star, or give me endless money, or give me a memory function that I can never forget."
"These things are not available in this system."
Su Can was annoyed: "Then what do you have?" ”
"This system only provides the service of shuttling through the heavens plane, and the host serves as the plane merchant to supplement the system with the weather luck to achieve the purpose of reshaping the body."
"Tell me to work for you?"
The system is noncommittal.
"I choose to refuse, you can erase Lao Tzu." Su Can turned his heart sideways, broke the jar and broke it.
Who knew that this sentence was actually ignored by the system: "The system is about to open the shuttle mode, please prepare the host!" Countdown...... 1 hr 38 min 42 sec ......"
"What's that? Don't let Lao Tzu die, right? ”
"Prepare your host!"
The system just repeats this sentence.
"Bastard! Who the hell is led by your nose is not a person, Lao Tzu will commit suicide! ”
Su Can's anger is getting bigger and bigger, he is bullied everywhere in reality, and a system that fell from the sky still came to let him be a free laborer, isn't it okay if he doesn't live?
"Friendly reminder: the host can buy some modern supplies in this world to exchange for ancient supplies, and the system will not take any profit from it."
The system was finally scared of him, and hurriedly proposed welfare terms.
"Oh?" As soon as he heard this, Su Can, who was rummaging around for the blade, calmed down, "It's pretty much the same." ”
It's too easy to trade with the ancients, and it is too easy to make money, and instant noodles are peerless delicacies in the past, and the price is not open to him at that time? Thinking about it, Su Can put his hand into his pocket, and then his facial expression suddenly stiffened......
"That...... Can you lend me some money? ”
System: "......"