Chapter 1: Killed by a brick
The moonlight is like water, and the water is like the sky.
Lin Xiaofan was reborn on such a picturesque night, and he is still called Lin Xiaofan.
But the world he is in is no longer the familiar and lovely earth, but a different world called the Tianyun Continent.
Although there are no so-called modern high-tech such as airplanes, cannons, computers and mobile phones, the peerless masters here can fly into the sky and move mountains and reclaim the sea.
The Tianyun Continent and the Earth are two completely different worlds.
This is the information obtained by Earth Lin Xiaofan fusing part of the soul of Tianyun Lin Xiaofan.
From now on, will I live tenaciously as Lin Xiaofan?
To tell the truth, Lin Xiaofan felt that he was being tricked by thieves.
Originally, after retiring from the army, what did he do not go well: two years ago, he opened a company with a friend, but not only did he lose all his money, but he also owed an old debt; In desperation, he went to work as a shopping mall security guard, but he was drugged by a colleague during a night shift, resulting in the theft of the mall and the loss of more than 100,000 yuan. At the same time, the girlfriend's parents, who knew about the incident, issued the highest level of "no more contact order" to the girlfriend, and the girlfriend did not refute her parents as always, she just told herself on the phone that she wanted to be quiet......
Who is Jingjing? From now on, the lily opens?
Lin Xiaofan was extremely depressed, and in the afternoon, he found a few old classmates in his rental house to get together, and a few people drank a few dozen beers with a few packets of peanuts, and everyone was drunk and felt very refreshed.
When sending off a few classmates on the corner of the street, he saw the information that the super lotto prize pool has exceeded 4 billion in the sports lottery shop, and his heart was full of enthusiasm, and he asked the boss to randomly note 80 times, 10 times, a total of 800 notes, and he wanted to empty the prize pool.
The owner of the lottery shop is a kind person, and when he saw that he was drunk, he persuaded himself to think twice.
"Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and vote, don't stop the master from getting rich! He didn't listen to the advice of the store owner, but scolded others, and even threw out 16 Red Bulls directly from the 2,500 yuan of the shopping mall's settlement salary.
The shopkeeper was already open for business, so why was he afraid that others would buy too many lottery tickets? What's more, kindness is still treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, so what's nonsense?
"Papapa......" ticketing.
After getting his own lottery ticket, he ignored the eyes of the crazy people in the lottery shop, smashed a few punches at the thief, and shouted in the street with a mouth full of alcohol: "You have the ability to let Lao Tzu win the first prize!" Grass! ”
The residual sobriety in his heart secretly added: "If Lao Tzu is hit, he will be willing to die immediately." ”
And then - what else to talk about?
Ma Dan, at half past nine in the evening to the computer to watch the lottery, Quanzhong, because of a long time without drinking alcohol and alcohol is still paralyzed, so there is no excitement to go crazy himself, after the ghost crying wolf howl a few times, actually want to go to buy wine again, to come back to celebrate the future life of the super tyrant.
But as soon as he came out of the dark place of the alley not far from the door, he was slapped with a brick.
With the strong physique of the former soldier, he did not fall.
Looking back, I vaguely saw that it was the notorious fans mixed in this area, who were about to fight back, but the wine worm went to the brain, seriously paralyzing the brain nerves, and there was no time to give instructions-
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
The back of the head was hit a few more times, and the game was over......
These fans estimate that they have no money at all, so they don't choose the target to start, otherwise they won't dare to provoke such a strong self.
Their purpose is simple, to ask for money from passers-by, no matter how much.
His Lao Tzu is about to have 4 billion - well, only 3.2 billion after paying taxes, but the hell he actually gave these fans their lives too, this- who the hell is going to reason with?
Soapy ......
The life of the earth has become history, so let's base ourselves on the present and officially start the life of Tianyun!
However, continuing the unlucky energy of life on Earth, Lin Xiaofan found that Lin Xiaofan in this Tianyun Continent, that is, his current self, was still an unlucky egg.
Although he - from now on, Lin Xiaofan of the Tianyun Continent is himself - a self who is about to be fifteen years old, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, red lips and white teeth, tender skin and long legs, and he is very handsome like a girl, if it weren't for the fact that his left earlobe was a little less, it would be flawless.
However, the thief God will not collect thousands of favors for one person, so he gave Lin Xiaofan a near-perfect body, and then gave him a terrible physique.
How bad is it?
It was so bad that Lin Xiaofan couldn't cultivate his spirit at all, so that he studied at this Aoki County Junior College for two and a half years, but he still hadn't cultivated half of his spiritual energy, and he couldn't even do it as the lowest level of first-level spirit disciples.
According to the most authoritative dean of the academy, he should have suffered serious meridian damage when he was a child, and then he did not receive proper and timely radical treatment, resulting in the current tendon and vein fracture and defect, and the aura could not gather in the dantian through the tendons, so that he could not cultivate the spirit.
The people of Tianyun Continent are martial arts, everyone is strong and strong, even ordinary civilians, most of them are first-level spirit disciples or second-level spirit warriors, and Lin Xiaofan is unable to cultivate spirits, and his physique is weak, which is simply a waste of firewood.
This is the reality, the harsh reality.
"What the hell, Lao Tzu died once, are you still afraid of this?" Lin Xiaofan thought about the bad luck of the previous life, but his heart became more and more ruthless, so he looked at the moon outside the window, pointed to the thief God, and his heart began to firm, "No matter what, since you have been reborn, then roll up your sleeves and live a good life." ”
Lin Xiaofan began to take a deep breath, calm down, and began to plan his future life.
Lin Xiaofan didn't bow to fate before, after visiting all the "famous teachers" in the academy to no avail, he firmly believed that there was a good solution in the book, so he read a lot of books: exercises, medical books, astronomy, geography and even formation miscellaneous, etc., and read everything.
It's a pity that Aoki County Junior College is a low-level college in a small place after all, how many valuable books can be used as a guide?
Therefore, Lin Xiaofan, who had almost seen all the books in the library, tried to find a way to face the moonlight on this night, but he attracted Lin Xiaofan from the earth for no reason and snatched his body.
In any case, now the two of them have become one, regardless of each other, and the only common goal now is to heal the muscles and veins within half a year and cultivate a first-level spiritual disciple.
Otherwise, you have to obediently pick up the two taels of cotton and roll out of Aoki County Junior College.
Because the Ming Law of Great Chu stipulates that the junior colleges nationwide are three-year institutions, those who have cultivated a first-level spiritual disciple in three years can be extended for one year to continue their cultivation, those who have cultivated a second-level spiritual scholar in three years can be extended for two years to continue their cultivation, those who have cultivated a third-level great spiritual scholar in three years can be extended for three years to continue their cultivation, those who have broken through to the fourth-level spiritual master can continue their cultivation in a provincial-level intermediate college with the certificate presented by the academy, and those with particularly outstanding qualifications can be recommended to the national senior college through the academy.
Half a year, only half a year, we must seize the time and heal the body.
Lin Xiaofan firmly believes that even if he doesn't take the path of cultivation, with the knowledge he has mastered on the earth, he will definitely be able to thrive in this other world.
However, who knows when this weak physique will hang up?
Therefore, the body is the capital of the revolution, even if it can't fly into the sky like the peerless masters of this world, but ask for a healthy body, and then make a few small money, marry a few beautiful women, and live happily, isn't it beautiful?