Chapter Seventy-Eight: Zi Fei Fish, Yan Zhi
Zhang Lirong glanced around the class in annoyance, and her murderous gaze suddenly made the classroom quiet a little.
It's just that her crying face like a cat makes everyone want to laugh.
In order to avoid her attention, all the students lay on the table, holding back their laughter, and their whole bodies trembled more than .......
Zhang Lirong was angry and had nowhere to go, she picked up the homework book angrily and slapped it on Zheng Dandan's head.
"Ouch!"
Zheng Dandan screamed in pain, he looked up at Zhang Lirong, and was immediately frightened.
I saw that Zhang Lirong stared at him angrily, with a pair of fiery eyes, as if she was going to tear him alive and swallow him alive, which was really not inferior to Zhang Jinxuan's gaze when she wanted to kill.
Zheng Dandan buried his head in the book again in horror, and said secretly: "It's decided to die this time, why are the girls' eyes so terrifying?" It's over, it's forgivable to be cruel by nature, and you can't live for your own sin, and another female devil is born. ”
At this time, after Xie Mengxing relieved himself, he turned to look at the whole class and said with a slight smile: "Hehe! Students, you are really well informed! ”
"The teacher only set the date for the wedding last night, and you will know this morning; It is said that marriage is the grave of love, and you really bowed to me in advance, hehe! ”
"Hahaha......."
"Giggle......."
"Hehehe......."
All the students in Class 5 were amused by Xie Mengxing's words, even Zhang Lirong was no exception this time, they all laughed unpleasantly.
The teachers of the two classes adjacent to the fifth class classroom, the third, fourth and sixth classes of junior high school, surrounded the door of the fifth class with curiosity after hearing the constant laughter coming from the fifth class.
The English teacher who only listened to the fourth class smiled and asked the math teacher of the sixth class: "Lao Wang! What's going on? Is their class having a concert again? ”
The math teacher of Class 6 shook his head, also puzzled, and said inexplicably: "It doesn't seem to be!" I just heard the sound of shouting and bowing, it can't be another memorial service, right? ”
"How is that possible? Can the memorial service be so happy? ”
"Then do you think there are four bows at the concert?"
"Well, I know, Xiao Xie is getting married, and his classmates won't be holding a memorial service for him, right?"
"Hahaha! It's possible! ”
Zhang Lirong, who was originally amused by Xie Mengxing, was so frightened that she immediately lowered her head again in fright after hearing the discussion of the two teachers outside the classroom, lying on the desk, not daring to look up at people.
Xie Mengxing looked at the two unscrupulous teachers outside, looking at each other like a joke, he said angrily: "Zifei fish, how do you know the joy of fish?" ”
"The friendship between our teachers and students, you don't understand, the students feel sorry for me as a teacher, and they are about to enter the grave of marriage, can't they bless me in advance? Come on! It's okay to go back quickly, what does it look like around the door of our class? ”
"Hahaha......."
"Hahaha......."
The teachers of classes 4 and 6, after listening to this, all turned around with laughter and returned to their classes.
In the classroom of Class 5, there was still laughter, Xie Mengxing looked at the students helplessly, and when everyone was almost laughing, the class began normally.
During the school day.
Zheng Dandan still sat far away from Zhang Jinxuan, as if he was used to it, he could sit as far as he could.
For this chameleon-like female devil, he is still afraid, afraid that if he is not careful, he will be injured again.
In front of the left side of his front table, there was Zhang Lirong, the squad leader who had just been provoked, and the murderous look in his eyes really made him tremble.
He was originally bold, but now he is like a soldier with grass and trees, as long as Zhang Lirong sits up a little straight, or raises his head and stretches his waist, he will be scared half to death.
Zhang Jinxuan saw his worried appearance, she was really angry and funny.
In class.
Xie Mengxing started class normally, and he said: "Today's text is classical Chinese, which student will get up and read it aloud." ”
I saw that Zhang Lirong quickly raised her hand, after all, she is the squad leader, and she has to take the lead, not to mention, she has made mistakes before, so she naturally has to perform well.
Zheng Dandan saw Zhang Lirong quickly raise her hand, thinking that she was going to clean herself up, she was immediately startled, quickly picked up the book, and moved the stool back.
"Puff"
A loud bang rang out.
I saw that Zheng Dandan was tragic in an instant, he even brought a stool, and all of them fell to the ground, and he came to the sky with four feet in the sky.
The classroom fell silent all of a sudden, and all the students looked at him suspiciously, talking quietly one by one.
"This guy is starting to answer again?"
"Possibly."
"Isn't it, I've never seen this guy so positive before?"
"That's right! Before, I was in a hurry to answer and put the book away, but now I am even dropping it with someone holding the book and bringing a stool, too positive, right? ”
"Haha, as for being so expressive? Deserve! ”
Xie Mengxing looked at Zheng Dandan, who had fallen, and said with a rare joke: "Hehe! Zheng Dandan's performance is commendable, but don't be too anxious, just raise your hand next time, if you fall a few more times, your ass will bloom. ”
"Hahaha......."
"Giggle......."
"Hehehe......."
In the first class on Sunday morning, in the classroom of Class 5, it was as if the laughter had not stopped, and all the students laughed loudly again.
Zheng Dandan sat on the ground, his face was depressed, and he was secretly annoyed: "Girl, you really can't be provoked, why does every retribution always come so timely?" It's really speechless to die. ”
Xie Mengxing waited until everyone was almost laughing, and then said, "Okay! Then please Zheng Dandan, get up and read this classical Chinese aloud. ”
After being named by Xie Mengxing, Zheng Dandan quickly got up a little helplessly.
After he put the stool away, he picked up the textbook without blushing and began to read aloud.
Not to mention, the sentences he reads aloud are not only accurate, but also the speed of speech; The sound is loud and smooth, and the rhythm is quite beautiful.
After he finished reading aloud, he naturally received a compliment from Xie Mengxing.
After Zheng Dandan sat down again, suddenly, there was a heart-piercing pain in his feet.
After bending down and rubbing vigorously a few times, he endured the pain in his feet and looked at Zhang Jinxuan suspiciously.
But I saw that her face was very indifferent, with a cold aura, which made people feel like frost.
Zheng Dandan muttered to himself: "This female devil, what's wrong with her?" It's good, why did you start to get nervous again? I didn't mess with her, did I? ”
Zhang Jinxuan turned her head slightly and glanced at Zheng Dandan, there was a cold light in the corners of her eyes, with a cold tone that rejected people thousands of miles away, it seemed so unfamiliar, like a dagger piercing Zheng Dandan's heart.
Zheng Dandan felt that his whole body was cold, and his heart was even more confused and a little overwhelmed.
When he looked at Zhang Jinxuan again, he saw that the corners of her mouth crossed a cold arc like a blade, and her eyes were even more circulating, black as a deep pool, staring at the homework book on the desk without knowing what she wanted, and the corners of her mouth raised a wisp of mockery.
Zheng Dandan glanced at the homework book worriedly, and his heart was full of questions.
However, he didn't dare to move at all, and with his sensitive intuition, he felt that at this time, there were still many eyes looking at him.
Suddenly, there was a heart-rending pain in his feet again, and he almost shed tears in the pain.
He didn't dare to make a sound, endured the pain, glanced at Zhang Jinxuan speechlessly, and shouted silently in his heart.
Auntie, are you trying to kill someone?
Did I recruit you to provoke you? Why are you so ruthless!
Let me die! Oh, my God! How are you going to live this day?
In desperation, he had to move the stool slightly to Zhang Jinxuan, and then he lay on the desk, one arm, intentionally or unintentionally pressed on the homework book.
Then, in an instant, he sat up straight and pulled his homework book over.
That action is really skillful.
When Zheng Dandan opened the homework book and looked at it, he was suddenly pale with fright.
I saw that the paper read: "If you dare to provoke other girls, my aunt and grandmother will teach you to play the piano." ”
Zheng Dandan was speechless and wanted to vomit blood, secretly slandering himself.
Faint! Teach me to play the piano again, and I won't be alive anymore?
Who did I recruit and who messed with me? It's obvious that the squad leader is nervous himself, why did he change me to provoke others.
Reasoning with girls, it's really reasonable and can't be explained, it's dead, how to explain it?
This female devil, if she hadn't coaxed her, I really didn't know how to fix herself.
He complained speechlessly, and after thinking about it, he hurriedly wrote in the homework book: "Yiren is beside him, and all living beings are faceless; If Bao Ruo smiles, others are not afraid. ”
After writing, he nodded with satisfaction, "Hmm! It's simple and straightforward, so you shouldn't be angry. ”
Then, he pressed his arm on the homework book again, and instantly lay on the desk again, and the homework book was immediately pushed by his arm to Zhang Jinxuan.
That action was really crisp and neat, and God didn't know it.
After Zhang Jinxuan opened the homework book and read it, she immediately smiled like an iceberg melting.
Her red lips curled slightly, and she wrote again in her homework book: "Poor mouth! Begging! I'm going to go when I help the crybaby move his burial. ”
After writing, she closed the homework book, put it back on the desk, and then gently touched Zheng Dandan's arm.