Chapter 26 True and False Xiao Ling

I don't know why, I always feel that today's prosperity is a bit strange, but I can't say what it is. I didn't see it until it hit the man's head - how did Wangcai grow?

Pugs are small dogs, and when they grow to maturity, they are so big, and the meat on their faces is piled together, and they look silly. But now Wangcai is actually two laps bigger than the average mature pug!

I don't want to think about it, Wangcai yelled at me, which seemed to mean to make me retreat, I thought to myself, do you still need to tell me!

Grabbing the jack on the ground, I ran for my life, hiding behind a half-man-high rock, carefully observing the battle between the man and the dog.

Wangcai's figure is not big, even if he grows a little taller now, compared with the figure of this fake Xiao Ling, he is still just a puppy after all, the type that doesn't seem to be a threat at all.

What made me a little strange was that Wangcai jumped on the head of the fake Xiao Ling, who seemed to be drunk, walked staggeringly, and even hit the car door. He waved his hands and tried to grab Wangcai on the top of his head, but Wangcai couldn't be flexible, and skillfully dodged the latter's hand five or six times in a row.

Look like this, as if the top of his head is a weakness!

Just thinking about it, I saw that Wangcai once again dodged the hand he grabbed him, lowered his head and bit the fake Xiao Ling's head! The latter wailed, and his upper body shook off as if he had no bones, and threw Wangcai down directly!

As soon as Wangcai jumped off his head, he kicked the ground with all four feet, and his small body fluttered lightly and pounced on the fake Xiao Ling's leg, and he opened his mouth to bite it.

"Whew!! You bitch! Look for death!! ”

With a loud shout, the fake Xiao Ling took advantage of Wangcai's bite on his calf, grabbed the back of its neck, and slowly lifted it in front of him.

I see that this is a bad thing, seeing that this fake Xiao Ling is even more powerful than Wang Tan, and he can't even get rich! The two of us are left with prosperity and combat effectiveness right now, if it is cold again, then I must have given it for nothing!

Thinking like this, I rounded my arm and threw the jack in my hand directly!

It was also thanks to the fact that the jack was not too heavy, and it smashed directly on the thigh of the fake Xiao Ling with my strength, but it didn't seem to be of much use, and the fake Xiao Ling didn't frown, as if it was someone else who was beaten.

"Don't worry, it'll be you in a while......" He glanced at me, hehe smiled, his mouth was weird, and he actually sent Wangcai to his mouth!

Wo by! It's a real thing to eat! I was in a hurry, took out the second speed of the 100-meter line in college, and jumped over with the fake Xiao Ling, until I was in front of him, my neck shrank, my right shoulder turned forward, and I bumped into it with the strength of the run!

At the last moment, I saw a dismissive smile on the corner of his mouth, and a prosperous fortune that just reached his lips.

"Boom!!"

With a muffled sound, my shoulder surprisingly didn't hurt, and a black shadow flickered in front of me, and then the fake Xiao Ling fell to the ground in a daze!

As soon as I looked up, I saw a tall and straight man standing with his back to me, and the sun was shining on his head, as if a god was in the world!

"Uncle!" I hugged his thigh excitedly, as if I had seen a loved one: "Savior! Where did you run away?! ”

"You woke up and said to go to the toilet, but you didn't come back, Yang San'er and I have been looking for you for a long time!" The uncle didn't look back, and looked at the former with a tense body.

Ha? I slept and went to the toilet to pee? But this car is clearly Yang San's....

When I looked at the car parked there, it was really not Yang San's! I was a little anxious just now, I didn't notice that this was a car that didn't take pictures, Yang San's license plate seemed to be 9999, anyway, he looked at the thief.

The fake Xiao Ling was knocked down by the real Xiao Ling, and struggled to stand up from the ground again, and rushed towards him again with a big grin! It was also as soon as he fell to the ground just now that Wangcai was able to get out, and now he saw him stand up again, and his body turned and threw himself on his head!

"That's right, uncle! The top of that man's head seems to be his weakness! I yelled, and quickly withdrew with both hands and feet, and found a place where they couldn't cause trouble, and the rest really depended on him and Wangcai!

The fake Xiao Ling was obviously wary after being pounced on by Wangcai once, and this time before Wangcai arrived in front of him, he hurriedly retreated to avoid the latter. That is, his retreat happened to hit the palm-sized thing in Xiao Ling's hand, which was black and black like a cut of bamboo.

"Boom!"

There was another muffled sound, and the fake Xiao Ling's body stiffened, and at this time, Wangcai, who was in the air, had already turned his head and rushed up again!

It is estimated that Xiao Ling also hit him with this thing just now, anyway, it sounds exactly the same!

The two of them and a dog scuffled together, Wangcai was fine, but he was lying on the head of the fake Xiao Ling, these two people were rolling back and forth on the ground, and I couldn't tell which was real and which was fake under the dust.

"Little master, what should we do? What about the real or fake Monkey King?! The sudden voice behind me startled me, and as soon as I turned around, I found that Yang San was also looking ahead in this serious way.

"I'm going to scare me to death!" I went up and punched him, patted my chest with my other hand and said, "How do I know what to do?" Could it be that you can beat that? Also, where did the word "little master" come from? ”

Yang San was quite aggrieved by my hammer punch, and whispered: "When you were sleeping, the master told me, saying that you are still very talented, although there is no way to hand over his family skills to you for the time being, but some commonly used things can still be taught to you, and when the person who hides your life chart is found, he will teach you the skills of housekeeping!" Then he's a master, aren't you a little master! ”

As soon as I heard this, the corners of my mouth grinned: "What? Uncle really said he wanted to teach me something? ”

"yes, what did I lie to you..."

"Okay, okay, what do you have to do?" I suddenly remembered that these two were still fighting! If my uncle really has something to do, I'll learn a fart! Seeing that these two people were still inseparable, I asked Yang San: "Eh, do you have any sturdy guys in the car?" It's the kind that can hurt people! ”

"Yes! You wait for me to get it for you! He answered, ran back to the car and flipped over a few times, took out a thick and long baseball bat and a vinyl baton, and ran over: "Little master, do you think it's okay?" ”

I shook the sticks like baseball bats. In fact, whether it is strong or not is just like that, the jack I took just now is still strong, doesn't it still hurt him in the slightest?

handed the baton to Yang San, and I explained: "You take this, let's go up together in a while, find the person and hit the head, do you hear it!" Don't hurt my dog, or you'll lose your life! ”

"Okay... Okay...."