Chapter 71 Baby
"Poof! Giggle....... ”
Zhang Jinxuan laughed out loud on the spot, she patted the back of Zheng Dandan's head, and then let him go.
She stood up and walked to the side, still looking at Zheng Dandan with some anger, but when she saw his ghost pretend, she immediately covered her mouth and laughed again.
Zheng Dandan saw that she finally let go of herself, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.
He was really laughing a little bit, he couldn't get up immediately, and his whole body was even more limp.
In desperation, he could only lie on the ground and get up again after he had recovered his strength.
Zhang Jinxuan saw that Zheng Dandan was reluctant to get up, thinking that he was pretending to be dead, and suddenly kicked his foot a little angrily, and said: "Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up for me, stupid people are still waiting below, I will go home later." ”
Zheng Dandan said with a sad face: "Grandma, do you want me to slow down?" I was really laughing, and I couldn't get up all of a sudden. ”
Zhang Jinxuan was puzzled, and after taking a closer look, she found that he didn't seem to be pretending, and suddenly, she looked at Zheng Dandan with some distress and secretly blamed herself.
Will you go overboard?
Looks like he's miserable.
Fainting, how could I be so angry?
Thinking to herself, she squatted down, stretched out her hands and said gently, "Are you still uncomfortable?" I'll help you up. ”
Zheng Dandan shook his head and said, "No, I'm fine, I'll be fine in a while." ”
After finishing speaking, he struggled to stand up on his own, and at this time, the numbness on his feet had long since disappeared, and he was laughing a little awkwardly, which made him uncomfortable.
Zhang Jinxuan saw that he would rather struggle to stand up by himself than let her help him, and suddenly felt a little aggrieved in his heart.
She said with teary eyes: "As for being so stingy? So you're really angry? ”
Zheng Dandan looked at Zhang Jinxuan a little depressed, and was startled on the spot when she saw that she was about to cry.
"Grandma, I'm not angry." Zheng Dandan's face was bitter, and he hurriedly explained: "Aren't I doing well? How can you be angry? I didn't cry when you were so miserable, why did you cry? Good baby! Let's not cry! Brother, wait a minute, I'll buy you candy to eat, our baby is the most well-behaved. ”
"Poof!"
Zhang Jinxuan was amused and laughed on the spot, and glared at Zheng Dandan with shame and anger.
Zheng Dandan scratched his head in embarrassment, thinking to himself, his grandmother's ability is really amazing, when he was a child, he was often beaten and cried by his uncle, and his grandmother was like this, she could make herself laugh every time.
Unexpectedly, when it was used to coax this female devil, the effect was so good.
Zhang Jinxuan scolded shyly: "Who is your baby?" Who's going to eat sugar? The skin is so thick, hurry up to the ditch to wash your face, and look at your face. ”
"Okay!"
After Zheng Dandan responded with a smile, he quickly slapped the dust off his body, and then ran to the ditch to wash his face.
After he washed his face, he walked up to Zhang Jinxuan with a smile and said, "Grandma, let's go!" Let's go down. ”
Zhang Jinxuan rolled her eyes and said, "Am I that old?" Do you want to die? Call me so old? ”
"Uh......?"
Zheng Dandan looked at her a little speechlessly, and said secretly: "The ancients did not deceive me, and it is really difficult for women and villains to raise." This is also wrong, that is also wrong, it is more wrong to say more, and it is more wrong to say more; Anyway, it's not right. ”
Zhang Jinxuan's eyes were a little stunned, and he immediately said shyly: "Hmm! The name of the baby is very good, and when there is no one in the future, you can call me baby. ”
"What?"
Zheng Dandan asked dumbfounded, and couldn't help but shudder, and the hairs on his whole body stood on end again.
"Don't want to?" Zhang Jinxuan's eyes were slightly closed, and she asked with a smile.
Zheng Dandan was a little helpless, and immediately nodded in response: "Okay!" You can call it whatever you want, just like it. ”
Zhang Jinxuan nodded with satisfaction and smiled: "It's pretty much the same, let's go!" ”
After finishing speaking, she walked first, and Zheng Dandan only followed cautiously.
A ray of morning glow slowly rose, shining with dazzling golden light, shining on the petals of flowers and plants beside the path.
The dewdrops, like the crystal pearls, rolled in a flash, looking unusually good-looking, but they also wet Zhang Jinxuan's trouser legs.
Zheng Dandan trotted to the front and said softly: "There is a lot of dew in the morning, I'll go first, see if your pants are wet." ”
Zhang Jinxuan looked at Zheng Dandan, nodded with a smile, but did not speak.
She glanced at Zheng Dandan's back, thinking to herself, this dead bastard, I didn't expect to be quite careful, it seems that he can only be honest if he cleans him up, otherwise he will only bully me.
Thinking of this, she seemed to remember the scene last night, when Zheng Dandan cleaned up the gamblers, and couldn't help but smile.
She whispered, "You dead bastard, if you dare to make me angry again one day, I'll find a brick and try to smash you." ”
Although Zhang Jinxuan whispered, Zheng Dandan's hearing was so sharp.
When he heard her muttering, he shivered with fright on the spot.
Zheng Dandan shook his head a little speechlessly, and hurriedly quickened his pace.
Ye Du was sitting in front of the cemetery at this time, waiting boredly.
Seeing the two of them walking slowly, he immediately squatted on the ground, pinched his ears with both hands, and said pitifully.
"Brother, if you want to kill or chop, give me a good time! Either it hurts, or it itches, don't be itchy and painful, it's too uncomfortable. ”
Zheng Dandan looked at Ye Du angrily, wanting to laugh, but he couldn't laugh, he was really angry with him.
After rolling his eyes at Ye Du, he said, "Let's go!" Send Zhang Jinxuan back together. ”
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Zhang Jinxuan again, and said, "There is a lot of dew in the morning, your white sneakers are more slippery, so I'll carry you on my back." ”
Zhang Jinxuan lowered her head and looked at Zheng Dandan a little shyly, she nodded, but did not speak.
After Zheng Dandan carried Zhang Jinxuan on his back, he walked first.
Ye Du glanced at the two of them, he immediately ran to the front of Zheng Dandan, and said flatteringly: "Hehe, there is a lot of dew in the morning, so I'll go first, and I'll wet your pants later." ”
With that, he picked up a branch and walked along with the dew.
Zheng Dandan and Zhang Jinxuan were both stunned, and then showed a knowing smile at the same time.
Walked for a while.
Ye Du looked back at the two people behind him, and he said a little shyly: "What, people have three urgencies, I'll go first, you guys slow down." ”
After saying that, he quickly ran forward, and in the blink of an eye, his figure was gone.
Zhang Jinxuan smiled, seeing that Ye Du had disappeared, she lay next to Zheng Dandan's ear, exhaled like a land, and muttered: "Bastard!" Listen to the screaming baby. ”
"What?"
Zheng Dandan was taken aback, and looked back at Zhang Jinxuan in some astonishment, but saw her moon-like phoenix eyebrows, a pair of beautiful eyes with affection, and stared at her lips tightly, her cheeks were slightly dizzy, and she looked a little shy.
Zheng Dandan was a little helpless, so he had to whisper: "Baby! ”
"Giggle......."
Zhang Jinxuan heard the scream, and immediately covered her mouth and smiled.
Her elegant jade face and delicate face showed a trace of charm, if she was like a fairy with an outstanding demeanor, but now she seems to be a fairy who has fallen into the dust by mistake.
Zheng Dandan looked a little intoxicated, and there were some doubts in his heart, he turned around and muttered to himself.
As for it? Isn't it just calling you baby? How can you laugh so happily, it feels a little wrong.
When you first called you baby, you were still so angry.
Forehead! You're not going to bite me again, are you?
Faint! I'm flashing!
Thinking of this, he immediately recited the incantation, and in an instant, his soul went out of his body and flashed to the side.
After Zheng Dandan's soul stood aside, he looked at Zhang Jinxuan with palpitations, and was stunned for a moment.
I saw that after Zhang Jinxuan smiled, she quickly probed and kissed him on the face sweetly.
"Horn!"
A soft sound, sweet to the bone marrow.
A sweet kiss locks in happiness.
Mimi's kiss narrowed the distance.
A gentle kiss is full of romance.
A gentle kiss made a note of love.
A kiss is loved, and I am willing to give you a lifetime of tenderness!
Zheng Dandan, who was out of his body, was already dumbfounded!
At this time, no words could describe the chagrin and remorse in his heart.
I saw his soul standing aside, but at this time, he was muttering to himself in despair.
She actually kissed me?
She just kissed me?
Yes! Let me die! I didn't even feel it at all!
Yes! I don't want to live anymore, uncle! I hate you to death! Why are you teaching me to go out of my body?
The feeling of being kissed by a girl for the first time, I didn't feel it, ah! Let me die! ”
Zheng Pinghe was meditating in the courtyard of his home at this time, when suddenly, he shivered excitedly.
He looked up at the sky with some confusion and said secretly, "What's the matter?" I just came back from a morning run, how can I feel cold? It won't be that stinky boy scolding me again, right? ”
Thinking of this, he nodded silently and muttered to himself, "Hmm! It's possible! You bastard, I haven't cleaned you up yet, and you dare to scold me? How can it be that you come back and see how I clean you up. ”
Zheng Dandan didn't know that he was recorded by Zheng Pinghe again, and he was out of his body, and he really wanted to commit suicide in frustration at this time.
I saw his soul, annoyed with himself, and sang with a handful of snot and tears.
"If you go back to the past, everything repeats itself, will you kiss again, let me feel what it feels like to be kissed, and bite to death without going out ......of the body."
His sobbing singing voice was really heartbreaking.
However, with only his soul left, Zhang Jinxuan couldn't see it at all, let alone hear his singing.
After Zhang Jinxuan saw Zheng Dandan being kissed, she stood on the spot for a long time, as if she had been frozen.
She blushed and whispered, "Bastard, go!" ”
After Zheng Dandan heard Zhang Jinxuan's words, his soul returned to his body with a sad face.
He reached out and touched his kissed face, his heart full of chagrin and remorse.
He carried Zhang Jinxuan wordlessly, and continued to walk slowly .......