No.1.

My name is Tong Lei, I am 17 years old this year, born in 85, and I am a typical post-80s generation.

My mother said: "The meaning of taking a thunder word is to remember history." ”

She has always been unforgettable about the experience of giving birth, and I can understand it, after all, giving birth to a baby is a grade 10 pain. If you don't know much about the level of pain, I can give you a side-by-side comparison. It is said that the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty can barely be regarded as level eight, and the crushing of boys' balls belongs to level nine.

How painful is level 10, make up for it by yourself.

On the day of delivery, my mother was still in her hometown in the northeast countryside.

That night was full of wind and rain, and my mother had already seen red at dinner, and my grandmother suggested that she go to the health center to wait for safety, but she didn't take it seriously: "Next week is the auspicious day of the zodiac, what is the little cub anxious about?" ”

However, I was in a hurry since I was a child.

She stayed up for half the night, and when my father was sent to the township health center, she had already opened her fingers. At that time, the medical conditions were poor, so poor that by the time the seventy or eighty-year-old Wen Po came from the nearby township in a donkey cart, the sky was already dark. The old woman put on a white sheet and turned into a midwife, waving her flag and shouting on the side, teaching her how to exhale hard. Maybe it was because she didn't sleep well the night before, so she got halfway through it, put down a sentence of refueling and went to find a place to rest, and when she came back, it was dark again, and her mother was already fully open.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and the atmosphere inside and outside the house was extremely tense. Mom was one breath away from success, but she couldn't lift it anyway, and in the moment of despair in her heart, she suddenly heard thunder, and with a click, I fell to the ground.

Actually, I doubt the authenticity of this story. Whenever my mother talks about this, she has to emphasize that it is me who heard the thunder first.

The exact words were: "God welcomes you and applauds you." ”

The more I emphasize it, the more I feel that she wants to cover up, what if the order is reversed? Isn't that understandable that God is annoyed when he sees me, and that I am just born and am cursed!

No.2

When I was discharged from the ward today, the doctor undoubtedly advised me to rest more: "My body has not yet recovered, so I should pay more attention to adjustment." ”

I didn't care about it, I went straight to school in a hurry when I got out of the hospital, there are not many students like me who yearn to learn these years, right? Thinking about it, I was moved by myself.

Some time ago, at the most stressful moment of the high school entrance examination, I suffered from pleurisy due to overwork, and the fever was more than 39 degrees, and I could fry eggs on my brain. My family advised me not to insist, but I really didn't want to 'if my heart is there, my dream is there, it's a big deal to start over', but I feel like I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky'. So I didn't go to the hospital, and the exams were all hung on hanging bottles. Finally, the emperor lived up to his toughness and let me press the best school in the city, City No. 1 Middle School.

It has reached the third day of military training for the freshmen of the city No. 1 Middle School, and only a piece of military green is seen on the campus.

Walking on the road, I was in a good mood, escaping from the bitter sea of the hospital, and the whole person seemed to be reborn. After all, it's the No. 1 middle school in the city, which junior high school student doesn't want to come? It's full of confidence to brag with people.

Anyway, I belong to a special situation, and I am not in a hurry to report to the school, so I wander around the campus with great interest.

As he walked, he saw a young man with two mustaches standing in front of him, staring straight at a girl with a beautiful face in front of him. This girl was wearing a green military training uniform, a pair of rimless glasses on her face, and a shawl with long hair with delicate facial features, standing in place and raising her wrist from time to time to look at her watch, as if waiting for someone.

In a moment, the girl left alone, and the mustachioed man followed suit, carefully following behind.

What does he want to do?

I don't think it's a good thing!

A person's physiognomy is very important, as the so-called phase is born from the heart, the first impression of this mustache to me is not good, it is not his fault that he is ugly, the appearance of the thief's eyebrows and mouse eyes is too much, and anyone who sees it will not think that he is a high school student.

The praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind, so I simply quietly follow him, thinking in my heart that if I see him make any trouble, I will also step forward to stop it.

After walking like this for less than two minutes, the girl in front of her seemed to notice something strange behind her, and her pace increased significantly, and she hurriedly wanted to turn into the school building on her left.

I was so focused on the mustache that I was distracted and focused on the girl again, only to see her talking to another girl at the door of the school building.

I really didn't notice when the girl across from her appeared, as if she had fallen from the sky, and I was dizzy. She combed a refreshing partial, tall and fair-skinned, although we were not very close, although we only saw her side face, even though she was wearing the same military training clothes, but she just stood there, her aura was enough to form a whirlpool, my eyes struggled in vain in this whirlpool, and finally tied a dead knot around her, and could no longer escape half a minute.

After a moment of whispering, the two girls turned into the school building, and the one who 'fell from the sky' continued to walk along the route she had just taken.

Everyone's aesthetic may be different, but as long as it is beautiful enough, it will naturally lead to the same end. The mustache apparently agreed with me, and followed more aggressively.

The sisters took us around the campus, and after countless turns, we finally got into a hut and never came out.

This journey was too strange, and I felt that there was fraud in it, so I didn't dare to act rashly. The mustache in front of him looked outside the house twice, and after making sure that it was safe, he also entered the house, and there was no sound again.

I hesitated outside, afraid that an ambush had already been set up inside, and if I rushed in, I would be regarded as a comrade and end up in a situation where I would catch turtles in an urn, and I would not be able to wash myself by jumping into the Yellow River. But what if I'm wrong?

In the end, an impulsive sense of justice prevailed over reason, and I flew up and broke through the door, unaware that I only had half a second of visual time left. In this half second, I saw a room of instructors and students in military training uniforms, saw the mustache with a black hood pressed to the ground, saw the girl who 'fell from the sky' face me and said, "And him!" ”

It turns out that her front and side face are equally excellent, her beauty is incomprehensible, and she is the envy of all living beings. It only took half a second for me to easily remember her face.

Then several buckets of water were splashed in front of him, and the black hood fell from the sky, and his head was smashed several times, judging from the sound, it was similar to an iron basin. I heard a few voices screaming: "Beat him!" ”

Believe me, all of this, really only half a second.

Thanks to my quick wit, at the critical moment, I could distinguish a familiar voice in the noise, and shouted: "Xu Hao, I am your father Tong Lei!" ”

No.3

Xu Hao is my best friend.

I originally lived in the 100,000 mountains of the Great Xing'an Mountains, and only transferred here after graduating from primary school, so my classmates often jokingly called me 'the man with his own orchid grass BGM', because its first lyrics sang: I came from the mountains with orchid grass.

Woo duh, it feels so annoying to call people with flowers and plants.

I was caught off guard by the unexpected migration of my family, and in the face of a new environment and new classmates, I had no choice but to fit in and had no other way.

I still remember the first time I stood on the podium to introduce myself, the atmosphere was so oppressive that I couldn't get it any more, and my clenched hands were covered with sweat. The little black and oppressive little heads in the audience surged, and these new faces in front of me made me feel strange and helpless. The curious gaze came like an arrow, and I had nowhere to hide, and I was hit by several arrows.

It hurts! But no one rescued them.

I lowered my head and muttered softly, "I...... My name is...... Tong Lei is thirteen years old this year. ”

A thick northeastern accent is out of place in the context, followed by an awkward silence and a sudden burst of laughter.

I was so disappointed with my performance that I gritted my teeth and sat down as instructed by the teacher, not remembering whether it was a boy or a girl. It's like a snail focused by a magnifying glass, and can only shrink itself into a small shell. I didn't dare to look up during the whole class, and the forty-minute class felt like a century of journey.

When I got out of school, my parents came to pick me up at the school gate and asked very affectionately: "Is the new environment suitable?" ”

Mortals like to ask knowingly.

I didn't answer but smiled bitterly, and after they exchanged glances, they patted me on the head and said, "It's okay, I'm getting acquainted slowly, let's go, go home and eat." ”

It's home for dinner again! I strongly suspect that the two of them passed the language when they were in school, and they couldn't even say half a sentence of motivational words. Whenever I encounter a setback, the way to comfort me is always to eat a good meal, eat well and go on the road?

It's been a long journey home.

There are too many people in this city, but the sidewalks are very narrow, and the municipal construction is extremely poor. When I looked up, I could only see the dust rushing in my face. We shuttled through the labyrinthine alleys, and Sensei Tiduo was aggrieved, far from the pleasure of running freely in the mountains of Northeast China. My parents walked in front and whispered, and I followed behind with my schoolbag hanging down, and the family seemed to be preoccupied.

The new home is very small, very simple, I put down my schoolbag and sat on the sofa dejectedly, why am I not satisfied? I asked myself, at least I had a home.

School life didn't go well.

There are many good people and bad people in this world. In school, there are always a few good classmates who call me 'Little Northeast'. The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and I tried my best to endure it, and it was a few pugs barking wildly.

Until one day, we met in the toilet, and I felt sorry for myself no matter how deaf I was, so I rolled up my sleeves and just wanted to fuck, when a voice behind me surprised me.

"Don't go too far! Whoever dares to call him that way in the future, ask me first! ”

The owner of this voice is Xu Hao.

I looked back in shock, he was thin and tall, wearing a yellow T-shirt, his brows were tangled, his eyes were bulging, and his voice suddenly disappeared in the toilet because of his words, and the expressions of the others told me that they had obviously not come back to their senses, and the person who took the lead felt lost face, and slowly walked towards him, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense. Xu Hao stood still in place, the noses of the two people were almost stuck together, and the battle was about to break out, when the class bell suddenly rang, and I quickly pulled him out of the toilet.

On the way back to class, he said to me, "My name is Xu Hao, come to me if you have nothing to do." ”

Xu Hao is very reliable, and I did go to him if I had anything to do. The world of teenagers is indescribable and unclear, and friendships between boys sprout inadvertently. It didn't take long for the two of us to be like a little couple in the honeymoon period, going to and from school together, doing homework, playing arcade games every day, with endless topics to talk about and endless truths to fight. Now it seems that they are like a pair of live male CPs.

No.4

The mustache was not wronged, and was directly escorted to the school security room by several people, while I was carried to the school infirmary by Xu Hao.

At that time, my roar with a strong desire to survive made the scene silent, and I only heard Xu Hao's voice say: "Friendly army! It's an ally! ”

I wiped the cold sweat on my forehead through the black hood, after all, I had just been discharged from the hospital, my body was already weak, and the adrenaline ebbation after the excitement made my legs unsustainable, and the whole person sat on the ground with a bang.

The moment the hood was taken off, Xu Hao's whole face came into view, and he laughed wildly and pulled me up from the ground.

I was angry and funny: "Are you really so happy? ”

"Who told you to sneakily follow Xia Yu and covet beauty?"

It turned out that her name was Xia Yu.

I don't like to deceive people by nature, so I didn't answer her right away. Regarding this matter, of course, my original intention is good, there is no doubt about it, but who sees this girl named Xia Yu and doesn't want to take a few more looks?

I hesitated: "I am the road to see the unevenness and draw a sword to help." ”

Xia Yu walked up to me and stared at me with a slightly scrutinizing gaze: "You scared Shanshan a lot, she just told me that being followed by two people, the key is that one is uglier than the other." ”

Seeing her smile, she is really beautiful, has a sweet voice, and has a good gentle temperament, but I am not convinced: "Who is uglier than whom, make it clear!" ”

"Anyway, it's ugly, what are you going to do," Xu Hao pulled me over and was about to leave, "Brother go get you a military training uniform." ”

At this time, a black and strong guy with extra thick hair walked over from the side: "Dude, touch your head before leaving, there seems to be blood on the pan that smashed your head just now......"

Without mentioning it, I suddenly felt a slight wetness on the top of my head. It turned out to be him! Still with a pan!

Xia Yu thought that he also had a responsibility to go with us to the school doctor's office.

On the way, she suddenly said: "Just out of the hospital and into the infirmary, you are so miserable!" ”

I looked at Xu Hao: "You told her?" ”

Xu Hao's appearance is quite innocent.

"Isn't it obvious?" Xia Yu took the right to speak, "Before giving the patient infusion treatment, in order to avoid the pain of repeated venipuncture, the doctor will instruct the nurse to give the patient an indwelling needle in advance. I noticed a red mark on the back of your left hand, with a faint pinhole visible inside, most of which is caused by an indwelling needle. The imprint from the indwelling needle is still clearly visible, indicating that you have just been discharged from the hospital. If you think you're not sick, I'm going to advise you to go to the hospital as soon as possible. ”

"Don't say it, he's such a person," Xu Hao met his bosom friend, "He was sick and had a fever before, or I noticed the abnormality first, how ...... you said he was"

"That's a big deal, isn't it?" Xia Yu finished speaking for Xu Hao, "From the outside, he takes care of himself quite well, but the pair of black and dirty white sneakers under his feet betrays his lazy nature, if true love is clean and careful enough, he will not tolerate this situation at all." Of course, he's not an isolated case, it's a common problem for you big boys. ”

It wasn't particularly pleasant to hear two people in close proximity to me, so I interrupted them: "Is it over?" ”

"Hmm......" Xia Yu seemed to have something to say, "you shouldn't be local, although the accent has been assimilated, the pronunciation of the flat tongue is very accurate, and it is very different from the people who were born and raised here." ”

Her words touched the pain point of my hometown in my heart, and I said that homesickness is a mental journey that every middle-aged man must go through, but I am only seventeen years old.

My hometown is located on the rooster's comb on the map of the motherland.

I once heard that there are two big stones on the shore of Sanya, one is engraved with 'Tianya' and the other is engraved with 'Haijiao'. I am really ashamed to think to myself, if it was the end of the world, Lao Tzu lived at the end of the world when he was a child!

For as long as I can remember, my parents have loved to drink, not only as a hobby, but also as a communication tool. My entire childhood was divided into before my parents got drunk and after my parents got drunk. Before I got drunk, my life was no different from that of other children. After getting drunk, it immediately becomes a history of blood and tears called 'If you want to live, you have to rely on yourself'.

My parents are almost superstitious about the dinner culture, and my family has indeed soared in the cup change at the dinner table, but the good times are not long, and the false friendship on the wine table is very similar to the high liquor in their cups. As the saying goes, the higher you fly, the more painful it hurts to fall, I always think about how desperate my parents were at that time, and finally they left their hometown and came to the current Central Plains city.

No.5

Do all professions that are related to doctors have a bitter melon face?

If not, how can the school doctor in front of us explain it?

She was about forty years of age, wore gold-rimmed glasses, wore half-length hair tied back her head, and acted in a good manner, except that she had not been seen smiling since we entered the house, as if I owed her money.

I apologized to her before I decided to go to the doctor: "I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have been beaten with a frying pan, who did you say to reason with, please forgive me, please take the time to help me take a look?" ”

She looked at Xu Hao and Xia Yu meaningfully: "Your friends? I'm afraid I'm not beaten stupid, it's too serious to be my care, it's better to go directly to the hospital. ”

Xia Yu shook his head again and again, and said with a smile: "It has nothing to do with me, you can dispose of it casually." ”

Xu Hao was still righteous enough, and hurriedly played a round: "Except for his mouth that often leaks, the rest is fine." ”

Patients think that the doctor is not enthusiastic enough, and the doctor thinks that the patient has nothing to blame, both of which are reluctant, can the doctor-patient relationship not be tense?

She had just finished treating my wounds when the door to the infirmary was suddenly recklessly slammed open, and the thick-haired guy appeared in the doorway, still holding a murder weapon pan in his hand.

Xu Hao waved to him: "Brother Fei, why are you here?" ”

He waved the pan in his hand: "I come to condolence for the sins I have committed." ”

From the moment I saw him enter the door, my scalp felt like a dull ache of pain, and my current embarrassed appearance was all due to him, and I really wanted to grab the frying pan and give him a few blows.

Later, I found out that this person is quite interesting, his name is Zhou Yanfei, everyone calls him Brother Fei, for this title, he is not modest, and he agrees with peace of mind. Fei Ge is a very upright person, and sometimes Geng until you are helpless, which can only be described as cute and hateful.

After all, we belong to the same age, there are countless common topics, and Fei Ge is also very good at driving the atmosphere, so the speed of light is one, the big guys are chatting hotly, the door of the infirmary is pushed open again, and the two girls help each other to walk in the door, this time it is Xia Yu's turn to greet him: "Shanshan, why are you here too?" ”

Isn't the Shanshan girl in Xia Yu's mouth the first target that the mustache tracks? Later, I learned that her original name was Zhang Shanshan, and she was hugging a girl with a ponytail, and the two were almost the same in height, a few centimeters taller than the average height of a typical Asian woman. Xia Yu was obviously not on the same altitude plane as the two of them. So the question is, is the air fresher, and people will be more beautiful? I don't mean to belittle anyone, but I say that the perfect height ratio of a couple is that girls can naturally put on the boy's shoulders without looking up. According to this theory, she is quite compatible with me, a five-foot-two-inch man.

Shanshan said: "The military training is too tiring, it's too hot outside, Wu Junting has a heat stroke!" ”

The school doctor was too lazy to look at it, and said coldly when he left: "I have come three times in two days, and the air conditioner is more effective than me." ”

Just now, I was humming and chirping, and when I saw the school doctor rushing out of the door, the girl named Wu Junting who was lying on Shanshan's body immediately became vivid: "Hehe, the air conditioner is a good thing!" ”

It turned out to be a fraud!

Shanshan found me when she calmed down and exclaimed, "How can you be with this pervert?" ”

It took a long time for them to let Shanshan understand that I was innocent, and before Shanshan could speak, Wu Junting was the first to speak, she wanted to divide her friend and foe: "We are all in class seven, how many classes are you?" ”

I explained to her, "I'm 80% classified as late by the school, I'm afraid I haven't been scored." ”

She continued to ask, "How many points did you get in the high school entrance exam?" ”

I'm quite proud: "No more, no less, just right, buddy, I'm on the line!" ”

"Oh, hello classmates," Wu Junting was confident, "According to my investigation since the beginning of school, classes are divided only based on grades, classes one to three are key classes, and the rest are ranked down in turn. ”

No.6

In the next few days, I trained with the phalanx of Class 5, and even if the situation was special, the instructor did not show me any favors.

In addition to the physical destruction of students, I have never understood the meaning of military training before the start of school. Is it deliberately giving the stunned young man who has just entered the school a dismount? Threaten us to be honest, otherwise we will be trained every day.

When the scorching sun is over, people who want to cry can't cry, because the tears have long been transformed into sweat and dried. Sometimes I can't stand it, I want to play a trick in my heart, lie on the ground and pretend to rest to scare these soldiers in front of me, but it's a pity that I am strong and brave, buddy, and I can't do this kind of conscience-defying thing.

If you want to say who you have an impression, you really have to think about it for a long time. The big guys wear the same military training clothes and have the same tanned complexion, just like the products on the same assembly line, and they are strange. There is only one tall boy in this class who stands out, but I don't know that I am a straight man with advanced cancer, and it is still the blessing of Tuo Xia Yu to be able to notice him. Speaking of this, I also think it's quite magical. There were a few times when my eyes were fixed on the summer rain, and the summer rain at this time was like a mirror, refracting my vision, and I looked all the way along the refractive line, and met the boy at the end of the narrow road.

It stands to reason that if the eyes could be focused, Xia Yu would have been roasted by the boys on the training ground, but why would I meet him alone in the midst of many sights, it shouldn't be a love story, right?

Hey...... It feels disgusting just to think about.

In particular, I would like to thank a fat man who walks on crutches, his skin is white and tender, his cheeks are bulging, he wears a pair of rimless glasses, and his whole head is like a volleyball.

After a few days like this, the seven-day military training finally came to an end. The parting scene was spectacular, and many students hugged the instructor and cried in a sparse manner, chasing the military vehicle and running and running. I don't understand, a few days ago, I was trained by these soldiers and brothers to live rather than die, and they were terrified, and their ancestors were probably greeted by the eighteenth generation. When it's over, how can the painting style become reluctant, could it be that this is the so-called Stockholm syndrome?

I was thinking about it when the school radio suddenly sounded: "Please come to the political and educational office, please come to the political and educational office, please come to the political and educational office......"

I don't know the bottom of my heart, and my years of struggle experience have taught me that it is not good to be named for no reason. But wouldn't it be shameful for people to call me by name and pretend not to hear? I looked back and thought, damn, it's the political and religious department that called me, if I don't go, I'll die!

On the way home in the evening, Xu Hao jumped around me like a grasshopper, and kept asking me what the Political and Educational Office asked me to do.

I was overwhelmed and whispered, "I seem to have seen the legendary big leather shoes!" ”。

One nickname is the head of the political and educational department of Big Leather Shoes.

He's famous, and I've heard about it since I was in junior high school. Let's talk about things, the nickname is still quite happy, but I can't laugh anymore when I hear what he has done in the past, such as grabbing the hair of a disobedient student and dragging it from the third floor to the first floor, or letting two students who are fighting slap each other's mouths for the whole class......

After I arrived at the political and religious office, I didn't dare to rush in, but chose to peek carefully inside the door, and saw a tall and thin middle-aged man standing in the center of the office, he was about fifty years old, his skin was dark, his body was slightly fat, his upper body was a pleated gray suit, the lower body was a pair of dark blue jeans, his face was expressionless, two deep nasolabial folds were impressive, he was holding half a cigarette in his mouth, and his hands were behind his back.

Yes, in our school, he is indeed the leader.

After entering the door, before I had time to introduce myself, I heard him ask me in a slightly deep voice: "Tong Lei?" ”

I was stunned and answered softly. He then pointed to a piece of paper on his desk and said, "Take it, Class Seven!" ”

I ran to him in small steps, took the piece of paper and turned around and left, it turned out to be the registration form for new students, and I didn't look back before leaving, and it was a pair of black leather shoes!

No.7

The city is not a boarding school, but it still has to study in the morning and evening, and the valuable thing is that you can also enjoy two days off.

As soon as I got home in the evening, my parents had already drunk at the dinner table, which was a common sight for me, and I couldn't help but feel that human beings are really good at learning animals, and it is instinctive to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Since coming to this Central Plains city, the scene of the family full of friends in the past has never been seen again, and only the two of them are left to drink.

When they saw me coming home, they hurriedly beckoned me over for dinner. I threw my schoolbag on the sofa casually, and before I could sit down, my mother came up and grabbed my hand and looked at it for a long time, and my father looked at me in a daze, and the three of us were like freezing.

After a long time, my mother finally said a sentence from her mouth: "Xinxin, you are black." ”

Xinxin is my nickname, two words a total of six gold, and my expectations speak for themselves.

I almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood in her face, and it felt like a joke I heard yesterday, and I only laughed out loud today.

I sighed: "How many days has it been in military training, and you have only come to such a sentence, the long reflex arc is admirable." ”

My mother couldn't help but laugh when she heard me say this, so she changed the topic and asked a lot of inconsequential things, such as whether the new environment of school is suitable for use? Do new classmates get along well? Seat in the front or back? Has anyone embarrassed you?

The scene changed too quickly, and I was a little blindsided by this series of questions, so I picked up my chopsticks and knocked on the table: "Mom, I'm going to school and not going to the battlefield, where are there so many problems?" Don't worry. ”

As the old saying goes, a loving mother is a strict father, but my family is a loving father and a strict mother. My mom is the woman who stands at the top of my family's food chain, and if it were in the past, when she spoke, my dad and I had to weigh our farts, and the sound should not be too loud and the smell should not be too smelly. When did Nai move through the border, maybe because he was getting older, maybe because his father became the main force of the family to make money after the family moved, as the so-called economic foundation determines the superstructure, my mother's temper gradually retracted, and my life with my father gradually got better.

My mother ate my closed door, and just wanted to have a seizure, my father quickly picked up the wine glass and stopped it, and said in a round next to him: "What is there to ask, eat and eat." ”

After saying that, he smiled and raised his glass and took a sip.

A menopausal wife and an adolescent son roast him on the fire every day, and I think it's a little funny when I think about it.

Dad has an easy-going personality, he used to be the vice chairman of the trade union of the Forestry Bureau, and he is also the head of the art troupe, saying that he is proficient in playing and singing. And now, in order to maintain the livelihood of the whole family, he has set up a stall to sell bicycles, not to mention the wind and sun, the hands that should have played the piano are full of calluses, I look very sad, but my father has not even complained, in one sentence, it is, C'est La vie.

That's life.

There is only one kind of heroism in the world, and that is to love life after seeing the truth of life.

C'est La vie。