Chapter 43 I can't bear it
Zhang Jinxuan held back a smile and kept silent.
She saw Zheng Dandan taking a deep breath, as if she wanted to go crazy, and rolled her eyes with some disdain.
Then, still sitting on the podium, she watched him move the stools, and when he was about to finish moving all the stools.
Zhang Jinxuan said slowly: "Hey, I just remembered that I can't seem to touch cold water these days; I just forgot, you see, or you spill the water? ”
Zheng Dandan asked suspiciously: "Can't get cold water?" Why? Could it be that you caught a cold last night? ”
Hearing Zheng Dandan's question, Zhang Jinxuan's pretty face was slightly red, and she pretended to be angry and said.
"When girls can't get cold water, they just can't get cold water, where is there so much? Do you sprinkle or not? ”
Zheng Dandan saw that she was about to go crazy again, so he quickly nodded and said.
"Okay, I'll sprinkle! Why don't you go back first, and I'll clean up by myself. ”
After Zheng Dandan lifted the bucket, he glanced at Zhang Jinxuan, and then took a deep breath and muttered again.
I continued to endure it.
I'm really afraid that when I can't bear it anymore, I will provoke this female devil again.
It's better to let her go back first, it's better to do hygiene alone, out of sight and out of mind.
But why can't girls dip in cold water?
Seeing that her face is ruddy, her qi and blood are smooth, she has no illness or disaster, and she has not come to her relatives, but she even said that she can't get cold water?
I can't make a draft if I lie, I can't get hot water yet, I'll make excuses.
At this time, Zhang Jinxuan was still sitting on the stool of the podium, holding a broom in her hand, and said slowly.
"How's that going to work? Duty is a matter of two people, how can I be so selfish? It would be bad if I left first and let you do the cleaning alone! ”
After Zheng Dandan heard Zhang Jinxuan's answer, he immediately rolled his eyes speechlessly, unwilling to speak again.
He was a little annoyed and bent down to sprinkle the water, and even more so that all of a sudden, every desk and chair in the classroom was damaged, and they were all wet.
After he finished sprinkling the water, he walked straight to Zhang Jinxuan, and before Zhang Jinxuan could speak, he stretched out his hand and said.
"Don't open your mouth, take it! You must have to say that girls are all carrying and sprinkling water, and moving stools and sweeping the floor should be the business of male classmates, right? ”
After Zheng Dandan finished speaking, he reached out and snatched the broom in her hand, then turned around and began to sweep the floor.
He gritted his teeth and said secretly: "I'm really angry, I can't bear it, I have to endure it." ”
Zhang Jinxuan was still a little stunned at the beginning, she saw Zheng Dandan's depressed face, and even more angrily took the broom from her hand and began to sweep the floor.
Suddenly, she pursed her lips and laughed, "Okay! How clever! They are already ready to answer! Giggle......! ”
She laughed so much that she was trembling, she was just a villain, how could she be called a squirrel.
The word "forbearance" is a knife in the heart.
Zheng Dandan heard her say that she would answer it, and she was immediately angry that she couldn't bear it.
This female devil is really too deceitful.
Zheng Dandan gritted his teeth and stared at Zhang Jinxuan, he suddenly raised his head, looked behind Zhang Jinxuan and said.
"Crybaby, why are you here?"
"Mom......."
Zhang Jinxuan was frightened and shouted on the spot, when she looked back, she turned around too hard, and it was tragic on the spot.
Bang!
With a loud bang, the stool she was sitting on tilted down and fell to the ground on the spot.
Seeing Zhang Jinxuan falling down in fright, Zheng Dandan smiled and said, "How can this be reasonable!" If I'm a bully and can't bear it, then I don't need to bear it anymore. ”
With that, he turned around and continued to sweep the floor.
Suddenly, a whimpering sob.
"Woo-woo-woo......."
Zheng Dandan stopped sweeping the floor, he looked up at Zhang Jinxuan suspiciously, and muttered quietly.
What was that?
Crying when you fall?
Not really, right?
When you bully me, look at how happy you are.
Zheng Dandan picked up the broom and walked over to Zhang Jinxuan suspiciously.
I saw that Zhang Jinxuan was sitting on the ground with her feet bent.
She rubbed her right heel vigorously with her right hand, and with her left hand she hugged her whole head, lying on her knees, whimpering and sobbing.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Zheng Dandan was startled and said secretly: "Faint to death!" It can't be a broken foot, right? ”
As he spoke, he immediately ran to the door of the classroom and looked left and right, and then secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
It really scared me to death, but luckily there was no one.
Fortunately, I was the only one who was cleaning just now, and the other classes were two people cleaning faster, and they should have gone home after cleaning.
If this is known, even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won't be able to wash it.
Zheng Dandan walked to the podium and looked at Zhang Jinxuan, who was crying, he was a little overwhelmed, and asked in a low voice.
"What? Are you okay? ”
Zhang Jinxuan shook her hand vigorously, her head was still lying on her feet and knees, and she cried angrily.
"Did you say anything was wrong? You bastard, you know how to bully me, woo woo ....... After scolding, she continued to cry with her headache.
Zheng Dandan rolled his eyes wordlessly.
It's obvious that you're bullying me, why did it become me bullying you?
Fainting, too unreasonable.
He wanted to think about it, but he couldn't let her cry all the time like this, if he attracted the teacher, then he would be really tragic, and how to say it, he also scared her down.
Zheng Dandan was a little helpless, so he had to squat down and whispered: "Let me show you, is it serious?" ”
Zhang Jinxuan still lowered her head, stretched out her hand again and pushed Zheng Dandan hard, whimpering and saying.
"Don't worry about it, you die, you're a bastard, woo woo woo ......" After saying that, she continued to cry.
Zheng Dandan was pushed and fell to the ground, pouting speechlessly, he simply sat on the ground and didn't want to get up.
He looked a little overwhelmed and asked in a low voice, "Why don't I let you take a bite?" Don't you cry? All right? With that, he stretched out his right hand.
"Poof."
A chuckle sounded, Zhang Jinxuan looked up at Zheng Dandan, and then said with a smile.
"You said it yourself." After finishing speaking, she quickly made a move, grabbed Zheng Dandan's right hand, and then poked her head over and bit it.
Zheng Dandan was so frightened on the spot that he wanted to retract his hand, but he was grabbed tightly by Zhang Jinxuan, so he had to roll on the ground.
Faint!
This female devil, she is okay at all, she is pretending to cry and scare herself?
It's just a movie queen, so good.
"You're kidding me? ……。 Zheng Dandan immediately shouted, and before he finished speaking, he was bitten by Zhang Jinxuan.
"Woo! Are you a dog? What a bite! It hurts, let go of your mouth, help! Kill! ……。 ”
Zheng Dandan didn't dare to scream too loudly, for fear of attracting the teacher, so he had to cover his mouth with his other hand and shout quietly.
Zhang Jinxuan ignored Zheng Dandan's call, after she bit his hand, she really had the momentum of biting Qingshan and not letting go.
I saw her biting hatefully, and muttered: "Let you scare me, if you don't bite a piece of meat, you won't have a long memory." ”
After a while, Zhang Jinxuan finally let go.
She smacked her lips in satisfaction and said with a wicked smile.
"Huh! It's so comfortable to bite, thank you so much! You made me bite it, giggle......" After saying that, she covered her mouth and smiled, and the flowers and branches of laughter trembled again.
Zheng Dandan rubbed his arms desperately, quickly retreated, he lowered his head, and wanted to vomit blood depressedly.
All right! It was on the same side as the last bite.
Speechless, another red centipede was born, and this was already the fourth.
This female devil is really addicted to biting?
After biting, he was still talking cool things there, how could it be that it was too much.
Zheng Dandan complained depressedly, and his heart was even more regretful.
I can't bear it, I still have to endure it!
But why didn't I hold back?
Why?
I can't help but get hurt!
Forget it, I'll endure it, at most, I'll put up with you for a semester, and I'll say goodbye to you forever! I'm.
Thinking of this, Zheng Dandan stood up hatefully, he glared at Zhang Jinxuan angrily, then picked up the broom and began to sweep the floor, no longer speaking.
"I can't provoke it, I can't hide, I'll hurry up and finish cleaning and go home, so it's okay!" Zheng Dandan thought with annoyance.
Looking at Zheng Dandan, who was huffing, Zhang Jinxuan smiled with peach blossoms on her face.
She thought of the time when she fell down just now, Zheng Dandan was actually talking cool words, and suddenly, she gritted her teeth and muttered.
"How can this be reasonable, see that I can't kill you with anger."
Zhang Jinxuan thought in her heart, she sat back on the stool of the podium again, picked up the blackboard with one hand and wiped it on the podium and patted it.
She sang with a smile as she patted it.
"I smiled proudly, and smirked, laughing at someone's breath; I smirked and smirked, laughing until someone couldn't cry ....... ”
After Zheng Dandan, who was sweeping the floor, heard the singing, he looked up at Zhang Jinxuan, and was dumbfounded for a while.
I saw that Zhang Jinxuan patted the hand of the board wipe, like a dragonfly in water, she had a proud smile on her face, arrogant with a smile, a smile with a demon, and a heavenly voice came even more.
Not to mention, it's so annoying to hear this lyrics, if you change the scene, this song is really good.
Zhang Jinxuan saw that Zheng Dandan was looking at herself, looking a little dazed, she immediately stopped singing, stared and said.
"Look at what, sweep your floor, and look again! Just bite off your eyeballs and eat them! With that, she smacked her lower lip.
Zheng Dandan sighed, shook his head and said.
"The kingfisher plays the water, the yellow warbler sings, and the aftermath lingers, and it lasts for three days; However, it seems that the female general points troops on the battlefield. ”
After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and continued to sweep the floor, unwilling to pay attention to Zhang Jinxuan anymore.
When Zhang Jinxuan first heard it, she felt that he was praising himself for singing well, and she was still a little happy in her heart.
"Huh! This bastard, he was pissed off by himself. ”
When she heard "It's like a female general, the battlefield soldiers", she didn't react at once, what did she mean?
She frowned and thought carefully about the scene of the general's battlefield ordering, then stood up and tried, her left hand crossed her waist, her right hand pointed forward, biting her prickly mouth, and tried to open it wide.
Zheng Dandan happened to look up and saw her movements, and was amused to squat on the ground and laugh loudly.
"Hahaha...... It's so similar! What a word! Waha....... ”
Zhang Jinxuan watched Zheng Dandan sit on the ground and laughed, and then thought of the action he had just made and the way he laughed.
Suddenly, her whole face turned red, then blue, then black, and her eyes were staring at Zheng Dandan.
Zhang Jinxuan arrived at this time, if she didn't know what it meant, it wouldn't be Zhang Jinxuan.
She looked at Zheng Dandan with angry eyes, and then scolded angrily: "You dead bastard, you actually turned around and said that I was a shrew and scolded the street? How can it be that I will let you know how to write dead words. ”
Zhang Jinxuan picked up the blackboard eraser and quickly ran towards Zheng Dandan.
Zheng Dandan immediately stood up in fright and quickly ran out of the classroom, he slapped his mouth and muttered quietly as he ran.
"If you make your mouth cheap, why can't you control your mouth? It's okay, why do you want to provoke this female devil again. ”
Zhang Jinxuan took the blackboard eraser, chased all the way and scolded: "You bastard! You stop me, you dare to call me a shrew, if you don't run, I'm angry. ”
Zheng Dandan saw that Zhang Jinxuan was going to chase after him, so he immediately ran around the front and back doors of the classroom and said, "If you don't chase, I won't run." ”
After finishing speaking, Zheng Dandan continued to run and said secretly: "Just kidding!" If you don't run, you will chase you, and it is estimated that the fifth centipede will be born, and the fool will not run. ”
Zhang Jinxuan is a girl after all, and where is Zheng Dandan, who has been running for more than ten years.
In desperation, she had no choice but to stop, panting with one hand on her waist, and pointing at Zheng Dandan with the other and shouting, "You bastard, what are you running?" If it's a man, just stop me. ”
Zheng Dandan rolled his eyes and said: "If a gentleman doesn't stand under a dangerous wall, a fool won't run!" ”