Wang Xiaobai's goal is not a red shadow, his target is the tree at the door of the factory, first trap the fake Zhong Kui, although it is more difficult, but he has to do this, behind the fake Zhong Kui is the factory, and this place is empty, if the fake Zhong Kui runs, there is really no way to take him, but Wang Xiaobai believes that the fake Zhong Kui will not run, from the description of Mr. Lang, the fake Zhong Kui is not small, there are five little ghosts around him to listen to him, detain the soul of the living and be tortured, can be scared away by himself?

If he was really so timid, he wouldn't have pretended to be Zhong Kui, and sure enough, the red shadow was only a flash before, and after Wang Xiaobai and Huang Fu stuck it on the tree, it suddenly stopped, but it couldn't see it clearly, because it was shrouded in a layer of black aura around it.

The strange thing is that the black breath is not gloomy, but it looks very vivid, Wang Xiaobai rode to the tree, jumped off the car, and let the bicycle fall to the ground, but the person jumped up, and a yellow charm was thrown out in his hand, not running to the shadow of the shadow in the black breath, the target was the factory building with half a gate, pop! The sound of the yellow fu was pasted on the half of the door, so that even if the fake Zhong Kui wanted to run, it was impossible to run into the factory.

Wang Xiaobai was extremely fast these few times, the shadow in the black breath seemed to be a little confused, I didn't know what Wang Xiaobai was going to do, seeing Wang Xiaobai under the tree, the black breath boomed in all directions, showing a big ghost and five little ghosts, the big ghost is really Zhong Kui's appearance, he looks like a leopard head and a tiger, with an iron face and ringed eyes, the skin is the same as the bottom of the pot, even if it is uneven, it is also black and shiny, the eyes are big and round, I can't wait to stare out of the sockets, the nose is garlic, the nostrils are turned outward, the nose hair is exposed, and the face is full of beards.

Describe it in one word, ugly, two words to describe, too ugly, three words, ugly, Wang Xiaobai has never seen such an ugly thing when he is so big, those missing arms and legs, dead like miserable ghosts, and he looks handsome and beautiful compared to him, to that station, although the style is big, the shoulders are uneven, the right is high, the left is low, wearing a gauze hat, a red official robe is worn on the body, that is called an ill-fitting and weird, no wonder the emperor did not admit him as the champion, not for no reason, ugly like this, as soon as the court saw it, This is also too special mother to be thriller!

The five little ghosts around him, what kind of little ghosts are they, but five famous and sexual ghosts, Zhang Yuanbo of Zhongchun Plague, Liu Yuanda of Xia Plague, Zhao Gongming of Autumn Plague, Zhong Shigui of Winter Plague, and Shi Wenye, the head of Zhongwen Plague. Each one of them is in ancient costumes, dignified in appearance, and very majestic! These five plague gods can master the plague of the five directions, so that it cannot invade the human world.

Seeing these five dignified five ghosts, Wang Xiaobai was not sure if the Zhong Kui in front of him was fake, because the so-called five ghosts around Zhong Kui should have been like this, but not the appearance of sharp fangs and ghost heads in the drama, the five ghosts have a background, they are famous and sexually plague gods, and they belong to Zhong Kui, but they are not the little ghosts who serve him.

But even if it's a real five ghosts, you won't take it with you, right? Wang Xiaobai became more and more uncertain, always felt that there were some places in front of him that Zhong Kui was right, and some places were not in line with common sense, Wang Xiaobai looked at Zhong Kui and the five ghosts in a daze, Ulan Tuya and Huang Laoqi rushed over, Huang Laoqi climbed the tree next to Wang Xiaobai with his hands and feet, lying on the bare branch and shooting down at Wang Xiaobai, but Ulan Tuya stood next to Wang Xiaobai with a whip in his hand.

Ulan Tuya is quite calm, heroic, and bright-eyed, if ordinary girls see Zhong Kui, they will definitely subconsciously scream, or have many mouths and tongues, although Ulan Tuya also felt shocked, but just frowned, and took out the whip and stood beside Wang Xiaobai, she was really a heroine among women.

Ulan Tuya was breathless, but the audience watching the live broadcast couldn't hold their breath, Huang Laoqi was carrying the camera, the picture kept shaking, the shaking was uncomfortable, and it finally stabilized, what was presented in front of him was such a picture, Zhong Kui, and five gloomy ghosts, it was too clear......

It is undeniable that Lang is always a joke, and he is also a person who is not in tune, but he also has a lot of things, and he is always very serious about filming a show, and the day he chooses is basically Friday, a live broadcast every month, and basically there is a moon at night, even if it is not on the fifteenth, it is also the eighth and ninth days of the first month, because there is a moon on such a day.

This was the case last time in a small town on the edge of the desert, and this episode of the show is still like this, the reason is very simple, supernatural live broadcasts are generally at night, and there is still a big difference between having a moon and not having a moon, and at least the live broadcast on a moonlit night is clearer, and the shooting is clearer.

Now it's very clear, so clear that the audience is excited to see it, and the barrage flies: "What did I see?" I really saw Zhong Kui, it's amazing......"

"Oh my God, there is really Zhong Kui, it's really as ugly as described, it's terrifying......"

"Zhong Kui fits the image, those five ghosts, are they five little ghosts? It's not the same as I imagined......"

"Wang Xiaobai, who beat me, caught the fake Zhong Kui so quickly......"

The audience agrees with the program team and the contestants, they all think that it is a fake Zhong Kui, but the fake Zhong Kui is also enjoyable, and it is very enjoyable, everyone is very excited, no one expected that Wang Xiaobai suddenly looked at Zhong Kui and said softly: "Why is Jun Su so strange, not like Hu Yang but like who?" When the rain is over, the chest throws jade dew, and the wind comes and dances the flowers and branches. It is necessary to divide the high and the low, and if you talk about the thick and the much, how can you let the eyebrows. The fist is not afraid to the cheeks, and he covers the skin on both sides. ”

The audience didn't understand why Wang Xiaobai suddenly read the poem in a crepe manner, they were all quite confused, and the barrage flew up, "Wang Xiaobai doesn't do it, what are you doing reciting poems?" What do you mean? ”

"I'll go, isn't it a supernatural live broadcast? How did it change to a poetry conference, is it so unfathomable? ”

"What do you mean? I'm confused......"

"Ah, there are a few sentences that I didn't hear clearly, do you have a great god to explain what it means?"

"Wang Xiaobai is satirizing the fake Zhong Kui is too ugly......"

Wang Xiaobai really didn't fall ill suddenly, he was tempting, testing whether the Zhong Kui in front of him was true or false, and he wanted to delay the time and wait for Ma Biao to come, but he really couldn't help it, this poem is actually very vernacular, it is a poem recorded in a book that Wang Xiaobai once read, because it is fun to write, so I remember it very clearly.

This book is called the Legend of the Ghost, it was written by the Yanxia Sanren during the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, four volumes and ten times, the length is very short, the content is the story of Zhong Kui, and a lot of folklore has been sorted out, and it is gathered together, there is such a poem in the book, from Zhong Kui asked the merry ghost to write a poem on his beard, and the merry ghost reluctantly wrote such a paragraph.

The book was borrowed from Yuan Tianqin, classical Chinese, Wang Xiaobai followed Wang Laodao as a child, it seems that there is no obstacle in classical Chinese, although the story in the book has a flavor of romance, but this paragraph is particularly funny, read it several times and wrote it down, according to Wang Xiaobai's simple ideas, since it is specifically to describe Zhong Kui, regardless of whether the story inside is true or false, then Zhong Kui must have read it, just like if someone wrote one specifically for you, you will also read it.

If you have read it, it is impossible not to be impressed by the poem in it, because it is so funny, so Wang Xiaobai will have such a play, although it is unexpected, but it is also reasonable, the audience does not understand, and the fake Zhong Kui also does not understand, Wang Xiaobai finished reading this poem, stared at the strange eyes in confusion and said: "What are you talking about?" ”

The voice is rough, but it is very ugly and harsh, similar to the sound of the porcelain scraping urn, the sound of the urn is not enough to describe its ugly, Wang Xiaobai's eyes suddenly lit up, this special code must be a fake Zhong Kui, although the whole thing is quite like that, and the five big ghosts are right, but he will never be the real Zhong Kui.

Wang Xiaobai smiled and said to the fake Zhong Kui: "It's okay, that poem means to praise you for being handsome!" ”

Zhong Kui is fake, but not stupid, he glanced at Huang Laoqi lying on the tree, and said angrily: "Dare to sarcastically mock your grandfather Shengjun, I will punish you!" The right hand was raised, and there was a silver sword in his hand, reflecting the light that made people palpitate under the moonlight, and at the same time, with a loud shout, the five big ghosts flashed suddenly, and took the lead in rushing towards Wang Xiaobai.

The black air is steaming, the yin wind is gusting, the five ghost shadows are in a trance, and there is an overwhelming posture, this momentum is really enough, all the audience in front of the screen are in good spirits and do it! No one wants to miss such wonderful content, can Wang Xiaobai catch this fake Zhong Kui, or is this fake Zhong Kui better? Especially after the transformation of those five big ghosts, it is simply terrifying, much more terrifying than horror movies.

The barrage stopped, all waiting to see Wang Xiaobai's reaction, someone began to record it, no one expected that seeing the five big ghosts coming to Wang Xiaobai's side, Wang Xiaobai grabbed Ulan Tuya and hid behind the big tree next to him, shouting loudly: "Brother Ma, it's time to make a move!" ”

A bold voice sounded: "Xiaobai, it's interesting enough, Brother Ma accepts your favor!" ”

Huang Laoqi carried the camera on his back, the shooting angle was limited, and he clearly photographed the fake Zhong Kui and the five ghosts, but he couldn't shoot behind Wang Xiaobai, everyone didn't know when Ma Biao came, but Wang Xiaobai dodged and hidden, Ma Biao appeared out, Ma Biao wore a magic robe, in fact, it was a black Tang costume gown, but it was embroidered with strange symbols, embroidered with gold wire, and he held a four-sided town altar wood about one meter long in his hand.

Ma Biao's town altar wood, the top surface is slightly raised, the bottom surface is flat, and it is painted red. The front is engraved with the four characters of Wanshen Xianting, and the two ends are engraved with the four hexagrams of Qiankun and Kanli. Holding it in his hand, it was as dark and gloomy as the gong in the hands of the ancient general, Ma Biao's face gave birth to some white fine hairs, his eyes became amber-red, he shouted, and met the five ghosts rushing in his face with great might. of the oncoming ghosts vanished......