Chapter 292: Night Walking
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The tools he brought were all packed up, Ding Ermiao glanced at the back window, and said in a low voice: "Jump down from the back window, you don't have to go through the front door." ()”
"Why go through the back window?" Gu Qinglan asked in surprise.
Ding Ermiao coughed twice, and then told Gu Qinglan about the fact that Ai Ai had attacked him just now, but was teased by himself. Then he said, "I want to go secretly, not to alarm them, and see if there will be anything strange in the room after we leave." ”
Ding Ermiao expected that the three sisters might come to retaliate, ** smoke or release poisonous insects or something. It's also fun to sneak out for a walk on your own and let them pounce on the air.
Now I go to the mountains, I don't know when I will be able to come back, let them toss and go.
"Huh? And what's going on? Since you have already seen through it, it is good to cover her mouth with your hand, why tear your face? When you're away from home, it's better to have more than less. Gu Qinglan frowned and said, "So, this family raises orchid Gu, which specializes in dealing with men and collecting money?" ”
Ding Ermiao was stunned and asked, "What is Orchid Gu?" ”
In Ding Ermiao's judgment, Ai Ai used a snake Gu, why did it have anything to do with orchids?
"There is an orchid gate on the rivers and lakes, do you know?" Gu Qinglan asked in a low voice.
Ding Ermiao thought for a moment and replied: "Orchid, is the world's prostitute...... The name of the woman, Orchid Gate, is an organization that only those women with heads and faces can join, right? ”
Some incisions in the rivers and lakes, Ding Ermiao still heard the master talk about it.
"This kind of Gu is cultivated by using a snake that is mating. The Gu Keeper will extract the essence of the Snake Gu Primordial Body, swallow it in the body, and then transmit it to the victim through kissing. Gu Qinglan nodded slightly:
"The victim has been tricked, so he must be with the trick on a regular basis...... Kiss the mouth, use the breath of the Gu person, and temporarily dissolve the Gu poison. People who don't know still think that this is the power of love, which is inseparable. This kind of Gu technique was later carried forward by the Orchid Gate, so it is also called Orchid Gu. ”
Ding Ermiao slapped his thigh and shouted: "I see, no wonder that Master Li, even the emperor can be confused!" This guy must be the number one master of the Orchid Gate! ”
Gu Qinglan sneered and said, "Why not Master Li? Historically, none of the top ten Qinglou Oiran was not a master of the Orchid Gate who was proficient in charming. ”
Ding Ermiao was surprised, and humbly asked: "Top ten Oiran? I'm a little bit of a loner, tell me about it? ”
Gu Qinglan glanced at Ding Ermiao, got up and walked to the door, bolted the door, and then turned around and said, "I really don't know, or fake I don't know?" ”
"I really don't know......" Ding Ermiao grinned.
"It's nothing more than a historical figure, I don't care if I know it or not." Gu Qinglan took out a rope hook with copper claws from her backpack and hooked it to the back window, then said:
"These ten big names are, respectively, the heroine Liang Hongyu, Qiantang Nimeng Su Xiaoxiao, the needle god song saint Dong Xiaowan, the elegant and charming Liu Ruyi, the poetry and painting double Ma Xianglan, the red paper talented girl Xue Tao, the country and the city Chen Yuanyuan, Wu Yanshengxue Li Shishi, the flowers can be folded Du Qiuniang, and the immortal Taoist girl is mysterious......"
I'll go, Ding Ermiao can't afford to be hurt, it turns out that Gu Qinglan is familiar with ancient technicians, and knows more about island stars than Wan Shugao. At the same time, I also sincerely worship the predecessors of the orchid gate.
Gu Qinglan's skills were extremely sharp, and after saying a word, he had already reached the windowsill with a cat's waist, grabbed the rope in his hand, and slid down quietly.
Ding Ermiao gave a thumbs up, then also drilled out of the window, climbed on the windowsill, removed the rope hook, and then took the window again, and then jumped down.
It was originally on the second floor, and it was not very high, and at this height, Ding Ermiao didn't have to use a rope. Gu Qinglan used a rope, probably so that she wouldn't make a sound when she landed.
The two jumped off the windowsill, stood on the ground and looked in the direction, and quietly walked west.
Xishan is still on the west side of the provincial road, from here to Xishan, more than three miles of road. Fortunately, Ding Ermiao and Gu Qinglan are both people who are used to walking the rivers and lakes, and this road is not a problem.
The moon is as white as a plain, the evening breeze is gentle, and the sky is as clear as a wash. The chirping of autumn insects in the distance sounds unique.
Being in this mountain, I have the illusion of being in a paradise.
Although the heavy rain has just passed, the mountains are full of gravel roads, and they are not muddy. It's just that between the blades of grass, the rain has not dried, and the two of them have wet their trousers.
A few minutes later, the two had already left the village some distance.
Ding Ermiao suddenly said, "Hey, Gu Qinglan, you know so much about Orchid Gu, you must also use it, right?" Okay, the two of us are friends, you must not put this kind of poison on me in the future. "Big brother, your jokes aren't funny at all. Can you change it to a fresh one? Gu Qinglan was not angry, her feet did not stop, and her mouth said lightly.
Oh...... Ding Ermiao rubbed his nose and sneered: "The night is long, boring, it's even more boring if you don't speak......" "When you get to Xishan, probably you won't be bored." Gu Qinglan pointed ahead with her hand and said, "I saw the lights of the provincial road ahead, big brother, can you go faster?" “
Ding Ermiao cut and said, "I'm worried that I'm tired of walking you, otherwise, I would have arrived in Xishan a long time ago." “
After that, Ding Ermiao exerted force under his feet and sped up his speed. Gu Qinglan's foot strength is also good, and she actually followed step by step, without falling behind at all.
Both stopped talking, held their breath, and hurried towards the west.
This battle was really much faster, and a few minutes later, the two were already standing on the side of the provincial road.
Because of the rain, there are still not many vehicles on the provincial roads now, only a few sparse headlights, flashing.
Crossing the provincial road, the two officially entered the West Mountain range.
The higher you go, the more dangerous you go. Strange rocks, lush vegetation.
Ding Ermiao and Gu Qinglan's speed naturally slowed down.
The two of them didn't have a clear direction, just moved towards the approximate location where the zombie had fallen just now, stopping and looking, looking for clues.
After walking for nearly an hour, nothing was found. In the past, you could occasionally hear the horns of cars on the provincial road, but now it is silent, and you must have reached the hinterland of the West Mountain. Ding Ermiao kept looking at the compass and didn't notice anything wrong. "Hey, Gu Qinglan, you said that Wang Xiang, how did you pick up such a difficult road to drive the corpse?" Ding Ermiao couldn't help muttering.
Gu Qinglan smiled and asked rhetorically, "Then according to your meaning, Uncle Xiang should catch these zombies on the train, buy them sleeper tickets, and then transport them home?" Scare the citizens, you are responsible for compensation? ”
"It's really a lot of things, if you die, you will be burned, and the ashes will be sent back? Why use this method to drive out corpses? What age, Minato! Ding Ermiao continued to nag.
"But being buried in peace is the wish of many people before they die, and it is also the wish of their relatives. Therefore, there will be a corpse chaser like Uncle Xiang in this world. Gu Qinglan sighed and said:
"Have you watched Uncle Benshan's movie "Falling Leaves Return to the Roots"? If you read it, you will understand. However, it is true that there is very little business of chasing corpses now. A few years ago, Uncle Xiang said that business was cold and there was almost no food to eat. This is also the reason why Uncle Xiang claims to be the last corpse expulsion craftsman in Huaxia Kingdom. ”
Ding Ermiao was speechless, looked up at Tianxing, looked at the compass again, and said: "Now, we have left the provincial road for about three kilometers, and we haven't found the shadow of a zombie yet. ”
"By standard, it's supposed to be 3.2 kilometers." Gu Qinglan looked at her watch and said, "The place where the bus hit the zombie before was one kilometer northeast of us. Let's go ahead. “
Ding Ermiao was taken aback and asked, "How do you know so well?" "I'm using GPS positioning, which is more advanced than your compass, and that's it." Gu Qinglan said as she continued to find her way and headed towards the northeast. ”
Sure enough, shrimp has shrimp and snakes, and tomb robbers also have their own means. Ding Ermiao was impressed in his heart, followed Gu Qinglan's footsteps, and found his way forward.
Walking through a pine forest, the landscape suddenly opened up and the terrain flattened. The moonlit earth is like day, and the droplets of water hanging between the blades of grass sparkle like a pearl of the night.
Ding Ermiao suddenly had an urgency, so he said to Gu Qinglan: "Gu Qinglan, you go first, I'll come as soon as it's convenient......"
Gu Qinglan was slightly stunned, nodded and continued to move forward, disappearing behind a big mountain rock.
Before Gu Qinglan could go far, Ding Ermiao turned his back and tore open his pants and peed. After releasing domestic demand heartily, Ding Ermiao strode towards the mountain rock where Gu Qinglan had been invisible just now.
But as soon as he got closer, he heard the sound of water. Ding Ermiao was stunned for a moment, and secretly said in his heart, there is still a mountain spring here? turned around the rocks, but found that Gu Qinglan was also discharging floodwater......
"Ah......" Gu Qinglan shouted, at a loss, it was not to stand up, and it was not to squat.
"I didn't see it, I didn't mean to......" Ding Ermiao was also big, and hurriedly turned around and retreated, hiding back on the side of the rock. scolded himself in his heart for being confused, men want to pee, and women are no exception, why didn't I expect that Gu Qinglan was also venting the flood?
But when I thought about it again, I didn't see anything, just a large patch of white flesh and skin. As long as everyone doesn't say it, it's not embarrassing.
was thinking wildly, Gu Qinglan walked out with a red face, didn't speak, and continued to move forward.
"Gu Qinglan, I really didn't mean it just now......" Ding Ermiao had nothing to do, and explained again.
Gu Qinglan turned her head and was about to speak, but her face suddenly changed, and at the same time, she put down her backpack and touched something from inside.
Ding Ermiao was startled, thinking that Gu Qinglan was going to turn her face. He stepped back and asked, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Shhhhh......hhh Gu Qinglan pointed to the side of the front, and then continued to take things from the bag.
Ding Ermiao looked in the direction of Gu Qinglan's finger, and sure enough, about fifty meters away from his foot, a tall and thin zombie was jumping forward.