Chapter 36: Bullfighting

No.123

It's the end of December in the blink of an eye.

Today is a rare warm winter sun, I lazily lie on the history books, enjoy a moment of leisure. Like a desert traveler encountering a mirage, you can see it but you can't touch it. The downside to the location of the corner is that while most of the class is enjoying the sun, I am one of the few who is still discarded in the shadows. But I'm not greedy, because as long as there is sunshine in my heart, there is Hawaii everywhere!

I was drowsy, and I silently memorized the historical significance of the Xinhai Revolution that had been in my head for half a lesson, but unfortunately there was already a paste in my head, and no matter how many things I put in it, it would eventually turn into a pile of flour, making the paste in my head thicker.

I turned my face and looked at Xia Yu habitually, it turned out that at this time she was also lying on the book staring at me, our eyes met unexpectedly, no one dodged, and just like that, several rows of people were entangled in the sky above the classroom for a long time. Like a silent game, even if the smiles of the two people are overflowing in the end, no one has any intention of admitting defeat.

Until the bell rang for the end of class, the shuttle flow cut off the sight of the two of us.

When the crowd faded, I found that there was still each other in my eyes.

No.124

The next session was a popular physical education class.

The physical education teacher's name is You Zhenjing, who is more than one meter and eight meters, and his hair is curly and curly like the Buddha in Journey to the West, and he looks very strong, every time he sees him, there will always be a red whistle on his neck that has not changed for thousands of years. As for the age, it's not easy to say, because a few days ago it was said in the news that Andy Lau was rated as one of the top ten young people in the world at the age of 40, which completely blurred my definition of youth and middle age, anyway, he is older than me. I still remember when I learned about his other identity from my classmates, I was shocked. He was actually the head teacher of the third class, and I was surprised to point out that he was a physical education teacher, which I had never seen before.

The third class is also miserable, and every week there is only one precious moment of joy, but they have to feel the special 'love' from the physical education teacher. It is rumored that the entire third class, no one was spared from physical education class anxiety, you said that you hate math and Chinese is understandable, tell me that I am afraid of physical education class, who believes it!

Due to the skillful staggering of the classes in each class, there are very few people who are fortunate enough to witness what kind of way Zhenjing takes to 'care', and all kinds of details are limited to the rumors and the bursts of wails that come from the door of their class after class, and the sound is so miserable that it is really sad for the listener to cry, I will not repeat it here, feel it for yourself.

After a few simple sets of stretching exercises, Zhenjing announced that he was disbanding on the spot, and he seemed to be in a hurry than us, blowing the disbandment whistle while running. At the entrance of the playground not far from us, I clearly heard him say to another physical education teacher: "Help me keep an eye on it, the next class is my own class, I have to go and prepare." ”

Preparing a frying pan? I thought to myself, this time I am going to make salt and pepper or spice?

I was just about to find someone to play ball together, but Xia Yu blocked me with the distributed basketball, like a hooligan who blocked the road and robbed: "Go anywhere, come and play basketball with my mother!" ”

No.125

Just because Xia Yu can dribble to the basket with a girl's unique pace, she can be classified as a rare species among high school girls.

She asked for a bullfight with me, and the rules were seven-ball, and the premise was that I had to concede five. The bet is on Christmas Eve, and the loser has to fulfill a wish of the winner.

I thought she was joking, but she pulled me straight to the middle of the pitch and solemnly tossed a coin to decide the ball.

"Are you really?"

"That's right."

"Are you sure you want to do it that way?"

"Well, but you can't hit me hard."

"No problem, come on," I thought to myself, and I couldn't say anything if I didn't eat the pie that fell from the sky.

However, gamblers are blind, greedy for tempting bets and overconfident in themselves, ignoring that she opened the casino, set the rules by her, and it was strange that I could win.

"You can only use one hand," she added.

"Okay, it doesn't matter," I slapped off the ball in her hand and deliberately showed her a layup with one hand, then turned around and spread my hands at her, "The rules are arbitrary, you can win with your face dribbling!" ”

She actually compared with me: "If a gentleman doesn't speak, you use your face, who doesn't use a puppy!" ”

"Hehe...... "I sloppy," I said, "whatever you say, what do you really think." ”

"This girl is very easy to take seriously, if she says it, she spills the water, how can I be willing to let you be a puppy."

"Wang."

"Shameless ......"

After pulling hook, the game officially began, Xia Yu's physical strength was good, but this time she really messed up, I slipped away without much effort, and the score quickly caught up to five to five.

This strange game immediately attracted the attention of many students, at first only Fei Ge shouted for Xia Yu on the sidelines, and then the onlookers gathered more and more and divided into two rows, the girls who supported Xia Yu stood on the left side of the court, and the boys who supported Xia Yu stood on the right side of the court.

Yes, no one supports me.

Zhou Yanfei on the sidelines seemed to be more anxious than Xia Yu at this time, and took advantage of the break to call her to his side to say a few words, with a serious expression as if he was playing in the NBA.

After Xia Yu came back, he urgently added two rules: "I can't go out of the three-second zone and can't make layups on my defense." ”

I was so confident that I agreed without even thinking about it: "Meet all your unreasonable demands." ”

The atmosphere on the court was enthusiastic, and supporters gave Xia Yu advice.

The girl's advice was: "Bite him, scratch his face, pull his hair." ”

The boy's suggestion was: "Step on his ankle, push him on the knee and elbow him on the nose." ”

Especially Feige's voice across the court: "Kick him in the crotch!" ”

I couldn't help but be frightened and my crotch tightened, and I didn't keep the ball.

Fei Ge didn't ask me if I agreed, so he volunteered to be a referee, and it would be more appropriate to call him an accomplice than a referee.

I just used his position to dribble around Xia Yu and was blown off: "Foul, how can you use the referee as a block, Xia Yu makes free throws." ”

"Free throws?" I protested badly, "Have you ever seen a bullfight with a free throw?" ”

Fei Ge tilted his head, holding a whistle from nowhere in his mouth, and his arrogant face was really hateful: "It wasn't because the rules weren't sound before, but now it's gone." And if you are not satisfied with the penalty, I can directly sentence you to the referee, and don't blame me for the red card when the time comes. ”

"Red card?" Once again, I couldn't believe my ears and went up to shake his shoulder, "Wake up, you think this is football!" ”

The audience on both sides actually booed me: "There are so many things to play with girls, you can't do it." ”

The power of public opinion is so strong, I can't complain in my heart, she took the initiative to provoke me.

Fei Ge couldn't hold back a smile but still didn't let go: "Anyway, it's all balls, and the rules can learn from each other." ”

Xia Yu suddenly came out of us, pretending to be pitiful and said, "Referee, what if the free throw line is too far to throw to the basket?" ”

Fei Ge immediately made an instruction: "Take two steps forward and then be punished." ”

I seem to have become Italy in this summer's World Cup, it turns out that the referee can really control the game, Xia Yu didn't score three goals in a row, Fei Ge cheekily encouraged her: "Don't worry, the free throws will be punished until they go in, it's really not okay to get closer." ”

It didn't take long to hear the shouts of celebration from the crowd on the sidelines, and you didn't need to look to know that Xia Yu finally scored, six to five.

I was left out in the cold, crouching on the ground and cursing them in circles, with a premonition of what a miserable day Christmas Eve would be.

The game continued, and Xia Yu held the ball.

Because of the pit I had dug just now, I could only wait in the three-second zone, and as she got closer and closer, Fei Ge suddenly jumped in front of me with his teeth and claws.

"Referee, you're blocking me!"

He didn't say anything polite to me: "It's you who stands in the way!" ”

Where is the block, and then Xu Hao also came up and coaxed me directly to the ground and couldn't move, watching Xia Yu easily throw the ball into the basket.

She was so happy that she ran over and high-fived Fei Ge to celebrate: "The battle is successful!" ”

Only then did I finally understand that the longest road in the world was the routine of Xia Yu.