Chapter 101: Delicious food one after another

Jiang Jiang stood up and said, "I'll go with you!"

Once you've chosen the target you want to catch, just keep an eye on that one no matter what, and don't change the target no matter how it runs. Also, don't drive them to the beach, as they will swim away. Try to drive them into the bushes so that they can trip over branches or weeds and get caught. ”

"You're so smart," Yuwen Zhengji praised without hesitation.

"It's that you lack life experience too much," Jiang Jiang said, "so the ability to survive is very low." ”

Yuwen Zhengji did not deny it at all.

Despite the cooperation of the two men, it was still half tired to catch a duck.

However, this was already a very remarkable achievement for them, and Jiang Jiang asked Yuwen Zhengji to get two thicker branches and bury them in the ground to make a simple grill.

"Hey, this thing doesn't have meat, but it's so crispy, especially with seaweed and flour." Yuwen Zhengji got his wish and ate the chess piece crab baked by ginger, and the taste fascinated him.

"So I named it Ocean Popcorn," Jiang Jiang said, and when he returned, he was going to find the right time to push this thing out in large quantities, which was another good income. At this time, the grill was set up, and Jiang Jiang cleaned up the duck and put it on a wooden stick.

"What about me? What about me? Do I have a task? Are there any tasks? Yuwen Zhengji asked on the side.

"You go over there, there's a little tree there, the leaves on it are half green and half purple and fragrant, go and pick more leaves." Jiang Jiang Island Lord commanded.

Yuwen Zhengji rushed out like a hyena, and after a while, he brought back a large handful of leaves that looked like they had been gnawed by dogs.

"Can't you be careful when you pick leaves?" Jiang Jiang complained: "I will punish you for eating one less duck leg in a while." ”

Yuwen Zhengji heard that he was going to eat less, but he didn't do it, and he writhed there like a twisted stick candy, and Jiang Jiang got goosebumps when he saw it.

"Okay, okay, forget it this time, don't take it as an example!" The owner couldn't stand the demonic twist of the deputy owner, so he had to compromise.

"What do you do with these leaves? Is it used to pad your hands? Yuwen Zhengji asked Jiang Jiang.

"I'll test you," Jiang Jiang said as he put the duck on the grill, "If you answer correctly, you will be rewarded for eating duck butt." ”

"I don't want to eat duck butts, how disgusting!" Yuwen Zhengji expressed his gratitude to Bumin.

"Cut! You know what, the butt of roast duck is the most fragrant, and when handled properly, it's comparable to rat spots. Jiang Jiang gave him a blank look.

"Well, well!" Yuwen Zhengji thought that what Jiang Jiang made was indeed different, but it was very delicious, he had doubted it before, but he was slapped in the face every time. So this time he decided to believe Jiang Jiang, so he shook his mental activity and brains to fight for the duck's butt.

"Just now I said that this thing is used for padding hands, you want me to guess its use, it must not be used for padding hands," Yuwen Zhengji took the lead in using the elimination method, and then said: "With your character of eating everything, I guess this thing is still used to eat!" ”

"Congratulations on getting it right!" Jiang Jiang said.

"I'm extremely smart," Yuwen Zhengji was not modest at all: "How many people praise me like this." ”

Jiang Jiang pouted.

"Don't be unconvinced, then I'll test you," Yuwen Zhengji began to challenge Jiang Jiang: "You said that this island is on the vast sea, so far away from the land, it should be a desert island, but why should there be trees and flowers?" Where did this come from? ”

"It's not easy," Jiang Jiang didn't feel that Yuwen Zhengji's question was difficult at all: "You see that there are so many birds on this island, they must have brought them." The birds eat the seeds of the trees on the land, fly to the island and settle down, and when they defecate, they excrete the seeds of the plants, and those seeds naturally take root here. This in itself is also one of the ways trees reproduce, just as flowers spread pollen through bees and butterflies. ”

"Hey, you're so smart, I thought about it for days." Yuwen Zhengji said.

"That's it." Jiang Jiang deserves it.

She has watched many episodes of man and nature, and of course she understands this kind of pediatric natural knowledge.

"Smart people and smart people are happy together," Yuwen praised himself while not forgetting to praise himself: "Do you think so too?" ”

"Of course not," Jiang Jiang replied mercilessly: "I don't think you're smart." ”

Yuwen Zhengji has heard praise since he was a child, and Jiang Jiang wants to do the opposite. In addition, she has already seen through Yuwen Zhengji's masochistic physique, which makes him feel more happy than praising him to hurt him.

"How dare you insult me like that?" Yuwen Zheng was angry: "Why do you say I'm not smart? ”

Jiang Jiang was not deceived by his illusion, raised his eyebrows and said, "Then let me ask you, there are seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there in total?" ”

"Eight monkeys!" Yuwen Zhengji said loudly.

"Wrong, there are two monkeys!" Jiang Jiang said: "I'm talking about a monkey riding on a tree. ”

"You didn't say it clearly!" Yuwen Zhengji felt very wronged: "I thought it was seven, five, six, seven, eight." ”

"Okay, let me ask you again, seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there?" Jiang Jiang asked again.

"Two monkeys!" Yuwen replied.

"Wrong, it's eight monkeys," Jiang Jiang couldn't help but laugh when he saw Yuwen Zhengji's embarrassment: "This time it's five, six, seven, eight." ”

"Aren't you kidding?" Yuwen Zhengji angrily accused Jiang Jiang.

"Then you won't answer two monkeys or eight monkeys, so how can I say you're wrong?" Jiang Jiang distinguished: "It's not because you're stupid!" ”

"Hey, yes, that's right!" Yuwen Zhengji suddenly opened up.

"Then let me ask you another question, how many steps did you say put the elephant in the box?" Jiang Jiang turned the roast duck and asked Yuwen Zhengji idly.

"Huh? How can an elephant fit in a box? Yuwen Zhengji expressed his acceptance of incompetence: "Who is so idle and bored that they want to put an elephant in a box?" Besides, will the elephant go in? ”

"Can't answer, can you?" Jiang Jiang sneered at Yuwen Zhengji: "Let me tell you, the first step is to open the box, the second step is to put the elephant in, and the third step is to close the box." ”

"Huh?! What are you? Yuwen Zheng was so angry that he lay directly on the ground: "It's just a strong word." ”

"It's because you can't understand the question! I just asked how many steps it took to put the elephant in the box, and I didn't say if I could load it, who did it, and I didn't say whether the elephant would go in or not, those are not the questions you need to think about, why should you take them into account? Jiang Jiang beat Yuwen Zhengji mercilessly: "On the surface, it seems to be an unreasonable problem, but in fact, it is an examination of whether a person's thinking is flexible enough." ”