"Hey, I'm grumpy. You come down! ”

Zhou Yu was angry, and compared his fist to the big head. This stupid roe deer still picks passengers, what's the matter? Women don't pull men, why are you a hitchhiker?

The big head rattled a few times, as if very happy, and flicked its long neck in the air, picking several large circles, and finally turned back.

"How's that, have you figured it out? It's too late for you to change your mind now, or I'm going to find someone to beat you up after school!" ”

The big head seemed to understand what he was saying, laughing happily and shaking his head vigorously in response.

"Alas, I'm sick of your neighbor's dog. Is it bad money or what? You can just say how much toll you want, I have indeed done this kind of thing in Fly Village with private checkpoints and car bandits and road rage, so let's hedge it, and I won't charge you if you go to Kuzsia in the future, can't you? ”

Obviously, the big head doesn't buy his account. Aside from smirking and giggling, there was no intention of helping him cross the river.

Okay, okay, I'm just going to do it!

Zhou Yu had no way to communicate with a brute, so he scolded a few words, squirmed and opened the knot, put Nika down in front of him, took two steps back, crooked his neck and hugged his arms to see what he was going to do.

When the big head saw this, he bowed his head obediently, his chin pressed against the ground, closed his eyes slightly, and leaned against Nika's side.

Is it this? Was it for me to put Nika on its forehead?

The Grand Governor picked Nika up, placed it on the monster's head, and pulled hard to make sure it was stable and wouldn't fall halfway through it if it didn't encounter violent bumps. After loading the goods, he slapped the monster's big face twice.

It's made of what kind of material, it's slimy. Zhou Yu shook his hand in disgust, thinking that it was far worse than the Hatano leather bought on Taobao, and the other person could still heat and talk!

The monster held Nika on top and craned its neck. Good fellow, it was indeed a behemoth, and he turned around and sank to the bottom of the river, leaving only his head to be sent forward gently. After a while, it disappeared without a trace, and the river returned to calm.

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

"Huh?"

"I said dude, you took my daughter-in-law away, so give me a receipt or*ah!"

"Receipt!"

"Fakpireno—"

No matter how Zhou Yu shouted at this, he almost broke his throat, and no one responded. The river is still fast, and the lights on the other side are still bright.

rubbing the fire and nesting bags, this time it is a loss for the lady and a loss of face. The Metropolitan Governor stood on the precipice, neither advancing nor retreating. He suddenly regretted that he was lying side by side in the tomb with Nika at that time, didn't he have nothing to do? I have to get both people and money, and I don't catch the hooligans when I give up my daughter-in-law to be happy.

Wait, lie here and wait, it's warm and leeward. I'm going to get on with you today, and if you don't send someone back to me in a while, I'll swim over to you at the risk of death, silly big man, you wait.

Before he knew it, he was asleep. I don't know how long it took, the rattling sound sounded again, waking Zhou Yu up from his sweet dream.

This grandson was sent by God to torture me, right? The Metropolitan Governor scolded secretly, dreaming that the accountant had just notified him of the salary for this month, and when Zhou Yu happily asked how much it would be for, the accountant's smiling face was shattered by the shout, and he was shattered and a penny was gone.

"Nima, is there an end?"

Zhou Yu almost jumped to his feet and pointed at the monster and scolded, he was not afraid that it would get angry and swallow himself, but anyone who disturbed other people's dreams should be sentenced to nightmares for the rest of their lives.

The monster seemed to be very aggrieved, frowned and raised his head, far away from Zhou Yu, flashing his big eyes, don't look over, and secretly look back at him from time to time.

"What are you looking at? You're still reasonable, aren't you? What about my daughter-in-law? Give it back to me! ”

No response.

"Don't make me mad!"

The Governor was really angry, he tore off a sleeve, wrapped a male and a female and two chestnuts, turned back to the wall of fire and ignited it, and threw a lead ball at the monster's head.

With a whoosh, the monster's neck moved. Zhou Yu didn't see what it was doing, but he was sure that this guy moved. Hey? What about the dirt* that I threw out? The cloth bag tied with the chestnut is gone, what's the situation?

The Metropolitan Governor scratched his scalp, am I hallucinating? He shook his head and took out two more chestnuts, tied them up and ignited them, and threw them into the air. This time, his eyes were glued* and he didn't blink.

Whoosh, this time he saw clearly, the monster's neck gently poked out, a big mouth, a tongue curled, and swallowed the fire with lightning speed. At the end, with a bang, it hiccuped.

It ate the fire? Still satisfied?

"Hey, stupid big man! I'm telling you, I'm not afraid of you if you eat fire or not, and I'm not afraid if you eat. I tell you, you hurry up and return my wife to me, otherwise don't kneel and beg for mercy when I go on a killing spree, you, I'm crazy and even beat myself! ”

There was a lot of excitement on his side, and the monster just didn't move. As soon as the tired Zhou Yu sat down, there was a sound from the dark place opposite, which seemed, seemed to be the sound of tapping on the heating pipe.

"I'just—"

Hearing this knock, the monster suddenly meekly lowered its head again, closed its eyes and pressed its jaw to the ground, just as it had just picked up Nika.

"What do you mean? Let me go up? ”

Zhou Yu pointed to his chest, his face full of disbelief. Could it be that I have made a trick that has touched the heavens? I can't say it, even a novel can't be made up like this? Although his heart was full of suspicion, he did not hesitate under his feet, three steps and two steps, almost jumped up, grabbed its nostrils with both hands, and bumped the monster's forehead with his chin, signaling that it was ready to take off.

Sitting on the head of the monster, flickering up and falling, it was almost a matter of three or four seconds, and the curious Zhou Yu had not had time to distinguish the southeast and northwest, let alone experience the excitement of the roller coaster, only to feel that it was dark and bright in front of him, and he arrived at the other side.

The stupid big man lay down steadily, and rattled twice, as if urging Zhou Yu to hurry down. The second monk, who was confused, climbed down cautiously and tiptoed forward.

It's a village, not much different from the thousands of other villages on the continent of Kuzsia, Soracia, or even Dubancia. Standing at the entrance of the village, behind him is the turbulent underground river, the spark seen from the opposite bank is from the people here, the air is filled with a smell of firewood cooking, from time to time there are a few human voices and dog barking, warm and warm, slow waves wandering, giving people a feeling of tranquility and paradise.

After walking up a dozen steps, you will enter the village. Gravel was paved underfoot, and a brazier was placed three or five steps away, and the whole village was divided by the road in front of them, and thirty or forty families were scattered on the left and right. It is estimated that it will take less than ten minutes to turn the whole village.

"Hello! His great aunt! Chairs for you to bring! ”

I changed my greeting in three languages, but still no one came out to greet me. What kind of service attitude is this, Zhou Yu frowned, what kind of resort are you doing with this concept and standard? Farm stays are not qualified!

Whew-

It's not good, it's murderous, Zhou Yu is short, and he can dodge the sneak attack behind him. With a bang, the hidden weapon lost its accuracy and landed on the gravel road, disappearing.

"Who is it?"

Huh, huh, huh, there are hidden weapons attacking from the front and back, left and right, which frightens Zhou Yu. He rolled over to the flanks, his back pressed against the nearest house, one hand against the wall and the other in front of him, looking around warily. As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing the other side will win all battles, and even where the enemy is, he can't tell how to defend and how to turn defeat into victory?

"Clean nonsense!"

An old man's voice came out of the oblique ground, and four or five children were rushed out of the room path by him, jumping on their feet, twisting their waists, and running upside down one by one, seeing the frightened Zhou Yu passing by, annoyingly posing with all kinds of grimaces to demonstrate, raising his hand and raising the stone in his hand, seeing Zhou Yu nervously sticking to the wall as if facing a great enemy, he high-fived and cheered with satisfaction.

"Go home!"

The old man urged him again, and the children hung their heads stupidly, ran away and disappeared.

"Little brother, we finally met!"

The old man is at most one meter six tall, hunched over, white hair over his chest, although he is over his old age, but he is in good spirits, his eyes are shining, and the dragon head cane in his hand is supported on the ground, and he walks towards him step by step.

"What, what do you mean? What does it mean to finally meet? ”

Zhou Yu felt that this voice was very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere. But the face in front of me, even if I searched in my mind three or five times, I didn't find a similar template. The sea bream should be the most similar, but it is also 108,000 miles away!

"You don't remember being old?"

The old man took two steps forward, almost immediately pressed against the chest of the Grand Duke, there was no way to retreat, and there was a wall behind him, Zhou Yu had no choice but to look at him. But the essence light in the old man's eyes seemed to have magical power, which could penetrate the pupil, pass through the retina, and shoot directly into people's hearts.

"You, don't come here, I, I've practiced yoga, I've practiced Pilates, your carving insect skills don't work for me, I'll tell you, old glass!"

Although he spoke hard, his body language betrayed him, and the legs of the boy who was not afraid of the earth were trembling.

"Can't remember? Decay gives you a hint. Mind reading, is there still an impression? ”

"Mind reading?" Zhou Yu searched his stomach and thought about where he had heard this word.

"What about this sentence? Do you think you're the Allah Lamp God? Still fulfilling a wish? Pretend to be a ghost again, see how I clean up your old boy! ”

With a click, as if he had been hit by five thunderbolts, Zhou Yu was stunned on the spot, forgetting to tremble and stunned, and his soul was out of his body.

He said this when he first arrived in Kuzsia. At that time, a voice appeared in his head, negotiating with himself, teaching himself the lingua franca, and even having an argument because of Zhou Yu's brutality.

"Y-You're Dariba?"

Zhou Yu couldn't believe his ears, let alone his eyes. He almost concentrated all his strength before he asked such a question.

"Hahaha, little brother, remember? Not bad, not bad! ”

What's good, you old bastard, you're going to scare Lao Tzu to death. Where are you good, you can appear in the crematorium, in the funeral home, and even in the morgue, have you come out like this, have you considered the feelings of the audience?

"I didn't expect you to find this place in just a few years! Looks like we're going to have to move again! ”

"I-uh, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense. Miscellaneous, oh no, Dariba, you give my wife back to me! ”

"Your wife? Who's your wife? ”

Dariba looked shocked, not like he was talking.

"It's just now, there was a big girdocus just now, the one that came over with its head lying on its stomach!" Zhou Yu even said, he is really anxious, you guys won't collude to snatch my family Nika away, right? I'm dead, but I'm not buried! The last Nika couldn't be buried because she was locked in an iron gate, so should you take this too? Is there still a heavenly principle, and is there still a royal law?

"Uh-oh? You mean her? ”

Dariba pointed to a thatched hut not far away, and his face returned to calm. A look that was difficult to judge was fleeting on his face, although it was quick and short-lived, but it was exactly what Zhou Yu, who was good at capturing micro-expressions, could get.

"Just a girl, twenty-five or sixteen years old, so, so tall, with such long hair, and wearing azure soft leather armor...

"Okay, okay, I know who you're talking about. You repeat, who is she to you? ”

"She, she's my wife!"

"Presumptuous!"

With a bang, the dragon head crutch smashed down his head and face without warning, and Zhou Yu was hit in the forehead if he couldn't dodge.

With a whoop, he squatted on the ground and rubbed his forehead vigorously with his hands. It's over, and it's a big bag in an instant!

"I said, old hair, what's the matter with you? Why do you still beat people? ”

Zhou Yu stood up angrily and pushed his chest violently. Lao Tzu knows the rules, as long as you don't do it, this kind of thing is only called physical contact, and if you want to sue me for beating, it is absolutely impossible.

"Hitting you, beating you is cheaper for you, let your kid have no mouth!"

"I—Why am I so open-mouthed? My wife is dead, I can't say a word yet, where are you here? The Supreme People's Court or the Supreme People's Procuratorate will not let the people speak? I still have to bring a lawyer? ”

"You are a stranger, how can a Danya person marry an outsider! Joke! Slippery world! ”

Danya people?