No.192

More than once, Xu Hao has repeatedly mentioned to me that he is determined to become a doctor in the future. I don't know what kind of stimulus made this kind of attachment close to resentment sprout in his heart.

At first, I also gaged a few sarcastic sentences. Later, when he talked more about it, he realized that the child was not joking, so I didn't say more.

The profession of a doctor is not for me.

Always paranoid that the hospital is not a particularly auspicious place. It is like a fortress built with all kinds of emotions, experiencing the joys, sorrows, births, old ages, sickness and death of all kinds of people every day. It is precisely because of this that the smell of fireworks in the world is really strong, so depressing, and so heavy that it is almost ruthless.

As a bystander, the doctor's nerves must be very strong. Or is it that if you see a lot of life, you will become accustomed to it.

However, my fragile little heart is not as strong as that, and in this regard, I am very self-aware. If I were a doctor, I wouldn't be relieved to cure a patient. I will only pray cautiously that one day it will never be my turn to wait to be healed by others.

No way, cowardice is innate.

No matter how much chicken soup for the soul eats, I stubbornly believe that life is full of malice after all.

If a specialist ends up suffering from a disease in his field of study, he should be glad to know everything about it. I still lament, knowing how I will die step by step.

Sounds brutal, right?

In fact, no matter who this bad thing hits, he will sigh from the bottom of his heart afterwards, everything he has experienced is much more cruel than the above.

Of course, the premise is that he is still alive.

So, why become a doctor?

My ideal is not to hang a pot to help the world, life and death are so clear, is it possible to live forever?

The more I thought about it, the more I decided that my theory was simply impeccable, so I couldn't help but say, "Xia Yu, do you make sense?" ”

She said, "Tong Lei, I can't sleep." ”

No.193

The first night is always hard.

The hospital is bustling during the day, but it is eerily quiet at night. Only occasionally can I hear the shrill honking of ambulances and heartbroken cries coming from nowhere.

The sofa is unexpectedly comfortable to sleep, but it is too short, if you want to sleep straight, you must put your head and feet on the armrests on both sides, and the whole person's body will form a small arc, and the stomach is naturally in the lowest position. When the geography teacher saw this, he might ask, "Students, what are the climatic characteristics of the basin?" ”

If you ask me by name, I will answer: "There are many kinds of basins, if it is the Sichuan Basin, the air humidity is high, and the weather is cloudy and rainy, especially the night rain, so the quilt needs to be wrapped tightly at night." ”

It has come to the conclusion that keeping the stomach warm is very important.

Xia Yu and I chatted through the screen.

Ever since she complained to me that she couldn't sleep, the whole person kept harming the bed she was lying on, turning over and over, rolling in circles, creaking the bed with both feet, and humming in her mouth: "I was really counting the sheep with my heart, but when I counted the five hundred and eighty-nine, the sheep were annoying to me." ”

I couldn't help but want to laugh.

Xia Yu has an analysis and insight that ordinary people can't match, and even has a calmness and maturity that shouldn't exist at her age. But she often shows her childlike temperament, so cute that people can't help but want to hold her high in their arms.

I gave her advice: "I guess the trick of counting sheep comes from Western countries, because sleep and sheep have similar pronunciations, and if you read it more, it will naturally produce psychological implications." Since you understand the principle, you can't blunt the literal translation, you should follow the custom and replace the sheep with dumplings, the effect must be much stronger. ”

She asked me, "You can try, but can you guarantee that I'm not hungry?" ”

I can't guarantee it.

"Xia Yu, your request is a bit much."

She has a point: "Sales and after-sales have always been a one-stop, how can you only be responsible for making ideas but regardless of the consequences?" ”

Who wouldn't, the so-called right medicine, if you want to cure it, you have to start from the source, and after making up your mind, she asked her: "There must be a reason why I can't sleep." ”

Through the gap between the screens, I saw her sitting cross-legged on the bed: "Because there is always a question lingering in my mind, that is, how do you artificially control the thermometer, even if Chen Xu is present, you can fool him." ”

I've been waiting for a long time about her: "Awesome, buddy, my methods are extremely hidden, so clever that people and gods are angry, haha." ”

However, not only did she not get the praise she imagined, but it backfired, and I almost couldn't resist the urge to cross the screen to beat her.

She pretended to be cautious, but every word made me hear clearly: "I heard that the temperature of the anus is a little higher than the temperature of the armpits, is it difficult for you to ......"

My angry head was smoking.

For a moment, I really wanted to use the same cross-legged posture to confront her through the screen, but my body was stiff since I was a child, and I couldn't cross my legs, and this idea was rejected as soon as it came to my heart.

It is no exaggeration to say that this is the pain of my life.

In the countryside in the north, farming is only one season, and in winter, everyone is idle at home. Visiting relatives and friends has become the focus of life, and it is common to see the seven aunts and eight aunts sitting cross-legged around the kang, smoking dry tobacco and chatting about homely things. From the head of the village to the end of the village, from the village chief to the widow of the house next door, after gossiping about the whole village from house to house, he found that the long midwinter had just begun.

Now comes the most devastating stage of meeting people. In layman's terms, it can be understood as looking for materials that can be funny. Northeast people have an innate sense of humor, even if it is blatantly mocking you, it can make you laugh with him.

"Xinxin, cross-legged is a necessary skill for Northeasterners, are you from Northeasterners?"

"Xinxin, everyone Guo Jing is practicing cross-legged, and you are counting on the martial arts master."

"Xinxin, what will you see in the future, the little monk, everyone is cross-legged before they chirp, aren't you in a hurry?"

If it were you, wouldn't your heart hurt?

I forcibly held back the sadness in my heart: "Xia Yu, it's easy to have no friends with a poisonous tongue." ”

Xia Yu stomped his feet on the bed with a smile: "I don't know if Chen Xu smelled a strange smell at that time, hahaha." ”

I angrily proved to myself: "I didn't use your method!" ”

You immediately ask, "What method did you use?" ”

"I ......"

I just wanted to tell her, but I secretly shouted in my heart that it was not good, and I couldn't fall for her radical method, so I urgently changed my words: "I won't tell you." ”

"The mouth is weirdly tight, but if you don't say it, I can guess it. When the thermometer is passed to the next person, it will grab the tail and shake it a few times in advance, so that the mercury in it will fall to the right position, so that it can be measured accurately. You're just playing a little trick and sneaking the thermometer to the tip, so that the temperature will naturally rise. ”

It's really boring, I was disappointed: "Since you know, why do you ask more." ”

She imitated my mother's tone and said, "Xinxin, if you don't tease you, where does the fun of life come from?" ”

I dare to call my nickname uncle.

I wanted to counteract, but I couldn't treat others in the way of others, so I was naturally not happy: "You know my nickname, but I don't know yours, it's not fair." ”

"My nickname?" She pondered for a long time, and her tone was strange, "It's okay to tell you, but I'm worried that you'll always take it out and ridicule it." ”

I despised it: "It's just a nickname, why is it mysterious, like an ulterior." ”

Xia Yu hesitated for a long time, and finally said while laughing: "My nickname is Copper Hammer." ”

No.194

When Xia Yu's mother was pregnant with her, the ultrasound doctor in charge of the prenatal examination said that it was a boy: "Look carefully, take the child." ”

In that patriarchal era, the whole family was happy. Because his father has been engaged in civil construction all the year round, the construction site is tinkling all day long, and he is a boy, so he simply calls the summer rain in his stomach a copper hammer. At the beginning, it was just a joke to have fun.

But who would have thought that after being called for a long time, she would have a sense of identity, and her nickname gradually became solid.

But who would have thought that she would be born with a female baby. The whole family went to the B-ultrasound doctor to ask for an explanation, and he was very embarrassed: "What I saw at the beginning may be my finger." ”

It can be seen from this that Xia Yu is really talented, and he will give the middle finger in his mother's womb, and I can't learn this kind of self-taught operation.

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