Chapter 3: Awesome? A brick knocked down
Slabs and bricks can be seen everywhere, whether on the earth or on the Tianyun Continent.
The same standard size: 240 (length) × 115 (width) × 53 (height) mm - the ratio of length, width and height is 4:2:1 (including the width of 10mm of the ash seam), and the weight is more than five catties.
Main use: to build walls.
Secondary use: to shoot people.
What I want to talk about here is this secondary role - slabs and bricks to shoot people.
The people of Tianyun Continent are martial arts, and swords are flying all over the sky, so they naturally disdain to use bricks. However, the earth is different, especially in China, not to mention guns and ammunition, etc., even ordinary knives, etc., the control is very strict, so ordinary people are not allowed to carry these illegal devices at ordinary times. But the bricks can be seen everywhere, there is no ban, it is the most convenient powerful weapon, and the bricks can be used as a shield at close range, can directly knock people, and can also be thrown as a long-distance weapon, which is an excellent weapon with both offense and defense.
The power of slapping bricks is huge, and it can hurt people at least and kill people at worst, so it is extremely important to master the strength and angle of the slapping bricks. To grasp this point, we must first understand the different effects of shooting people at different positions of the bricks: based on the damage point of the length and width plane of the brick is 1, then the damage of the long side is 1.5, and the damage of the wide side is 2. Lin Xiaofan knew from an old Chinese medicine doctor that at the middle of the person's posterior hairline, 2.5 inches straight up, between the left and right occipital muscles, there are left and right occipital arteries, venous branches, deep hidden blood vessels, and branches of the greater occipital nerve.
Lin Xiaofan used to be a good hand at slapping people. I remember when I was in high school, I accidentally provoked a few gangsters in the park, and they were so arrogant that there were so many people, but Lin Xiaofan grabbed a brick and chased the gangster "Bang Bang Bang" and knocked down three, and the rest of the gangsters saw him so ruthless, so they immediately relented, and quickly called him a brother, and put a cigarette with both hands.
It's a pity that at the end of the previous life, he actually died under the bricks......
Could it be that this is the legendary "cycle of cause and effect, retribution is unpleasant"?
Now that I see the brick of the predecessor, it actually contains a terrible message - the person who left the brick is from the earth, and he is also a Chinese countryman.
This......
Who is TA? Where are you now? What is the relationship with the predecessor?
???
The protagonists are all unique, and Lao Tzu is the protagonist.
Could it be that the supporting role of "ta" is nesting somewhere, ready to "seek power and usurp the throne" at the right time, and the anti-auxiliary is the main one?
Ma Dan, this thief is innocent, this game is really not fun.
But what can be done?
If it comes, it will be safe.
The car has its own road in front of the mountain, and the boat is naturally straight to the bridge.
Let's talk about it......
Lin Xiaofan, who was scared of being played by thieves, didn't think that maybe a fellow from the earth might be a friend or an ally.
Hehehe......
"Waste firewood, and it's a waste of time to hold this rotten brick! If you don't want to cultivate when you have time, you will be a waste of garbage all day long, no wonder you are a waste of firewood, a waste of wood for a lifetime! ”
Lin Xiaofan was preparing to wrap this "Made in China" brick, and wait for the right time to inquire about the second uncle, the only elder who might know, when suddenly a harsh voice sounded behind him, but he didn't know whose "dog" was not bolted properly, and the third was barking here in the middle of the night, disturbing people's eyes.
Well, after Lin Xiaofan despised that guy, he still recognized the owner of this voice according to the memory of his predecessor - one of his roommates, a fat roommate.
And this person has some connections with him, to be precise, with the second uncle - the fat man's family runs a pharmacy, and the second uncle works in his family's pharmacy.
The fat man is a guy with eyes above the top, and he doesn't look down on his second uncle who works diligently and steadfastly in his house, so he looks down on Lin Xiaofan, a waste firewood parasitic on his second uncle.
It's just that the fat man used to despise him in his heart, and he rarely attacked directly with words, but tonight he didn't know what gunpowder he ate, and the fire in his stomach was scattered towards Lin Xiaofan.
Hey? This guy didn't go to the retreat room to break through his spirit disciple level, but ran back to the dormitory to dry the wool? It's not like it's boring to come back and scold people to vent!
According to the usual Lin Xiaofan, he will always be able to endure these things, so Lin Xiaofan decided to follow his habit and be too lazy to take care of this guy.
People change, but if they change too quickly, they can lead to suspicion and a lot of trouble that you don't expect.
So, why bother?
Besides, this kind of abuse like a fat man, on Lin Xiaofan, who used to fight with others, the lethality is simply negative.
What's more, what this fat man said is not entirely wrong, isn't he just a waste of wood at present?
However, the fat man's last sentence was wrong, he is not a waste wood forever, he will soon soar into the sky, worshiped by thousands of people, share the blessings of immortals, and live with the sky......
"Are you deaf or dumb? If you don't die, give your grandfather a shout. Lin Xiaofan didn't react, but the fat man became even more angry.
The dog barks at the man, does the man bark back?
Lin Xiaofan was not so stupid, so he continued to be silent......
In fact, this is a "silent is better than sound" confrontation ultimate, and the opponent often can't take such a big move.
Sure enough, the fat man's original intention was to "punch to the flesh", which directly shattered Lin Xiaofan's self-esteem and made him unable to raise his head for the rest of his life, but now he "failed to punch his fist", this awkward taste made him who was already in a bad mood explode instantly, "You you wild O species with no father and no mother, I don't want to see you tonight!" Get the hell out of here! After speaking, he stepped forward and pushed Lin Xiaofan to stumble and almost fall.
Your sister, you've got to make an inch, right?
From the first sentence of the fat man's words, Lin Xiaofan's handsome face was already covered with frost, and the fat man touched his reverse scales - whether it was his own or his predecessor's.
He has been an orphan since he was a child on Earth, and he grew up in an orphanage, and since he was a child, he hated being called that, and he didn't know how many offends he had fought with for this.
The biological parents of the predecessor don't know who they are, but they have an adoptive father and a mother, and then a second uncle who is like a father, how can they say that they have no father and no mother?
Lin Xiaofan's fists were already clenched at that time, and he was ready to beat the fat man with a ruthless force, just like he had defeated countless people who were stronger than himself before-when they met on a narrow road, the brave won.
Lin Xiaofan knows that the fat man himself is tall and fat, and his strength is superhuman, not to mention that the fat man is now the peak of the spirit disciple, and his strength is by no means comparable to his current state of waste wood, but a manly man, he does something and does nothing, how can he be afraid of him because of the big difference in strength?
Lin Xiaofan watched the fat man step in, pushed and shoved, and obviously wanted to dodge, but the weak body didn't have time to receive the command, so he was pushed by the fat man - Ma Dan, his strength is too strong, his skills are too fast, not to mention his current physical condition, that is, the peak physical state when he was still in the army in the previous life, I am afraid it will not be able to flash.
It seems that even if he has been mentally prepared for the high-martial world of Tianyun Continent, he still seriously underestimates it.
Fortunately, the fat man's strength was not great, Lin Xiaofan only stumbled, took a few steps forward, grabbed a bed eaves with his left hand, and finally did not fall, and the treasure brick that he grasped with his right hand was also lucky not to fall off.
However, after this fierce action, the heart was beating sharply, and the chest was also rising and falling extremely fast like a drum - this body was really infinitely close.
Madan, this dead fat man, is really too much.
It's tolerable, it's unbearable.
The gentleman takes revenge and seizes the day.
Lin Xiaofan still didn't say anything, just lowered his head, silently went around the fat man's back, and then used his right hand to use the strength of milk, and shot an earth-shattering and ghost-shaking brick towards the fat man's brain with lightning speed.
"Bang—"
Although Lin Xiaofan's current body is poor, his thinking and consciousness are extremely agile, so there is no problem with the direction of this brick, and the brick is accurately slapped on the fat man's brain......
However, the fat man didn't fall, he slowly turned his head incredibly, looking at Lin Xiaofan with straight eyes, as if he couldn't believe that Lin Xiaofan, a waste, actually dared to make a move on him at the peak of the spirit disciples.
Of course, he knew that Lin Xiaofan had gone around behind him, but he mistakenly thought that Lin Xiaofan, who was timid and cautious by nature, passed behind him and then left the dormitory, he didn't think that Lin Xiaofan, a timid waste, would sneak attack him.
Besides, he is still the only young owner of Lin Xiaofan's second uncle, how dare he offend him? Carefully fry his second uncle's squid, so that the two of them have no food and clothing, and drink the northwest wind.
However, this waste wood actually lifted the bricks and really photographed them.
It's ridiculous, holding a broken brick that can be seen everywhere to shoot at a martial artist at the peak of the spirit disciple, even if it is a sneak attack, what can it do? It's really laughing off my big teeth.
The fat man was about to raise his palm, ready to fan Lin Xiaofan, but at this moment, an unstoppable dizziness struck-
"Bang-"
The fat man's mountain-like body collapsed with a bang, and he collapsed on the ground like mud......
"Whew-"
The nervous Lin Xiaofan finally put his mind at ease and exhaled heavily, "I just said, how could this case of the brick magic skill be missed?" Hahaha......"
Laughing and laughing, happy and happy, Lin Xiaofan still admires the physical fitness of this fat man very much.
I remember that the members of the American Delta Force, which is known as one of the strongest on the earth, once visited Lin Xiaofan's unit, and the arrogant American GIs claimed that ten of them could kill 50 members of our unit. Comrade Brigade Commander smiled, didn't say anything, and directly agreed to hold a drill confrontation in an abandoned building, and the two sides banned all firearms and knives, etc., as a result, Lin Xiaofan was in the dark, and killed two of them Delta team members in front and back with bricks alone, and the other eight people were also unknowingly cleaned up by their comrades-in-arms-hehehe, the final score was 50:0, which seemed to be a bit of a victory, which really made them laugh.......
Lin Xiaofan clearly remembered that when he killed those two guys, he only used 2 times the damage of the wide side of the brick, but they were all one-hit kills, directly knocking people out, and they didn't have even half a second of buffer time.
But this fat man, actually fainted after about half a minute, you must know that in order to be foolproof, but he burst out with twelve points of strength, and even used the critical hit point of the brick, the damage effect of the slap is increased geometrically.
People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away.
Fortunately, no matter how awesome this fat man is, he hasn't been knocked down by Lao Tzu with a brick?
Ma Dan, don't you just have a few broken money in the family, and enter the spirit disciple realm a little earlier, what kind of cow are you?