Chapter 2: Cliché Picture Book Plot

Looking at Bai Yousi's back going upstairs, Fengya felt a little painful.

Can you stop following this kind of professional cliché script? This bothers him a lot! My mind automatically floated through the middle of the night when the male and female protagonists of the painting book were lonely, lonely men and widows, dry firewood and fire... It's all to blame for the unscrupulous master who reads the picture book every day! When he was illiterate, Master read! When you are literate... Addicted to painting books all day long... That unscrupulous Master!! I'm embarrassed to read it! The more Fengya thought about it, the more angry she became.

"Keep up" Bai Yousi over there saw that Fengya was still in a daze and reminded.

Looking at Bai Yousi's serious face, he must have no ups and downs in his mood, and he was slightly embarrassed. People must have never seen anything like a picture book, although... This scene is really cheesy. Saying, what are the two of them afraid of happening? Is... If you read too many picture books, your brain is not good, and you blame the unscrupulous master!

Fengya followed. climbed on Bai Yousi's arm, and said evilly, "Little Sisi~ One day I have to show you something, and you will know how cliché this scene is now!" ”

"......" pushed away Fengya and continued to walk

Fengya followed, walked to the opposite side of Bai Yousi, and danced with her hands, "Hey, don't ignore me!" What I said is true! ”

"......" Bai Youji stopped.

"Uh... Why stop?"

“… "Bai Yousi pushed the door in, walked straight to the beauty beside the bed, put the black long sword on his back to the side, sat down, crossed his legs, and then said to Feng Ya, who was still standing at the door, "You have a good rest after bathing, and you can order food by yourself at night, so you don't need to call me." ”

After finishing speaking, Bai Yousi calmed down, closed his eyes and meditated and practiced.

The first time Feng Ya saw a cultivator practicing, she was inevitably curious, so she walked to the front of the collapse and observed Bai Yousi from a quiet distance.

After watching it for a while, Feng Ya felt bored, he looked at Bai Yousi for a long time, and saw that Brother Yousi had been sitting there, his eyes were closed, and the master usually asked him to practice meditation posture, so that it looked exactly like the movements of the master of the Tao, for him... Isn't this practice the same as sleeping?

It is not at all the same as the scene depicted by the cultivator in the picture book.

"This practice is boring. I thought it was something powerful. Pouting, Fengya went downstairs to ask Xiao Er to bring hot water up.

"......" Although Bai Yousi closed his eyes and concentrated when he practiced, the five senses were still there, and a layer of divine consciousness was opened to replace the eyes. Hearing Fengya's complaint, she was speechless and choked for a while. Obviously, Mo's predecessors are so immortal, how could a senior who is not smiling teach so... Belch... Noisy apprentice?

Calm your mind and let the distracting thoughts go. It has entered the state of concentration again. But a quarter of an hour later, the elegant and grinning voice came again

"Come on, come on, carry this petal water up, hahaha, master, I'm really lucky today, hahaha, I can win the lottery by taking a bath!"

Hakuji Youji: "..."

Soon, the voice of the shopkeeper came from the room, "Childe, is it okay to put the water?" But won't that get in the way of the pretty boy who is seated?"

"No, no, they cultivators can't see or hear after they enter the meditation, uh... It's like falling asleep. Feng Ya looked at Bai Yousi and said nonsense. After all, there is such a big movement, Xiao Sisi hasn't gotten up yet, so she must be invisible and inaudible.

"Spiritual cultivator?! Wow," the shopkeeper's voice was a little excited, "It turns out that there is an adult who cultivates the soul and is with you!" It's no wonder that Childe was so lucky, and he won the first prize in our shop's bath pool all of a sudden, purple flower (a purely blind flower) petal water, this flower seems to be good for cultivators to improve their cultivation! And ordinary people can also beaw their faces after washing! The shopkeeper seemed to want to say something, but he heard the shopkeeper downstairs scolding and shouting, "That son, you wash slowly" Xiao Er turned around and went downstairs, and brought the door for Fengya very intimately.

Feng Ya watched the shopkeeper go downstairs with the eyes of a fool, and improved his cultivation... and beauty??? These are two completely different things?! And this purple flower was mentioned in the painting book given by the master, the effect is to use it to invigorate blood and remove blood stasis, and when you are tired, you can use this bath to take a bath, is it the best?

A faint fragrance of flowers permeated the room, making people's mood also soar, and Bai Youji was ready to settle down again. In the consciousness, there is a scene where Feng Ya is untying his clothes. Bai Yousi was startled, he bathed and did not block the screen?!!

Feng Ya legs under the robe, with his hand to test the water temperature "bath ~ hmm... Wait a while to shout Sisi also bubble bath. ”

Bai Yousi fidgeted for the first time, "......, should he avoid it?"

Over there, Feng Ya quickly took off her underwear, revealing her back full of old scars and facing Bai Yousi, "Alas... If only there was some kind of panacea that could erase these scars... Practicing martial arts is like this... Master also asked me to practice once a day... It's excessive! Anyway, I can't make any money. ”

“…”

Feng Ya leaned over to take off her pants, just touched it, as if she remembered something, turned her head and stared at Bai Yousi.

“!” Did he find that he was not settled... It's really... Sin... You have to make it clear with Fengya! Bai Youji is ready to turn himself in. Feng Ya turned her head again, and suddenly covered her face with one hand, "Isn't it?!" It's such a cliché picture book plot again??"

Bai Youji: "..."What is the picture book?

"Oh my God... Why did you think that the heroine in countless picture books was accidentally seen by the male protagonist when she was taking a bath, and then she began to be ashamed... Ahem... It's okay, it's okay, Xiao Sisi shouldn't be able to see it, right? And they're all big men, it's okay, it's okay. Feng Ya muttered to herself again.

Bai Youji, who can not only see but also hear, "...", is full of guilt in his heart. If you can't go out, you can't be sorry for Fengya's trust.

Over there... Before Bai Yousi could act, Fengya took off her pants and lay down in the big bubble bucket. Only the upper part of the collarbone is exposed. Untie the already loose headband, and the long black hair hangs down from the bucket, and the front strands float on the water surface of Fengya's chest and intertwine with purple petals.

"Hmm~" Fengya made a satisfied sound. The expression on his face was also very enjoyable, "Sure enough, taking a bath is the most comfortable!" ”

It seems to go out at the moment... Not a good idea... Never mind... Let's apologize later. Bai Yousi sighed in his heart, feeling very sorry for his voyeuristic behavior.

Over there, Fengya yawned and stretched. The white arms stretched out of the water and stretched back slightly, and there were a few scars on the arms, although they were lean, but the muscles that caught their eyes were full of strength. After yawning, Fengya's hands automatically retracted, turned over, closed her eyes, and relaxed.

But Bai Yousi was frozen.

Feng Ya's lazy waist stretched very slowly just now, and he clearly saw that there was a blood-red lotus centripetal mark on Feng Ya's left arm.