Sorrow is also a day, happiness is also a day, why bother to say sorrow for new words, why bother to make people haggard for Yi. It's still Mr. Dongpo's sentence that is good: There are few willows blowing on the branches, and there is no fragrant grass at the end of the world. Isn't it true that some experts in "sexuality" say this: everyone can meet at least 1,000 people of the opposite sex in every city in their life.

Learn to let go, understand the three precepts, you are a saint, a Buddha, and a Taoist.

Therefore, our classmate Wang Yang successfully resisted the temptation of the "bullet" claw of Isya's meat to be cast by surprise, and still maintained the pure yang as the sun and continued to be like the sun in the child's body, aha!

Of course, this deep-seated Chinese orthodoxy may be a fallacy. Some people say that the lonely yin is not long, the only yang is not born, and life must be "more famous and natural", and they must be like those middle-aged and elderly people who have a successful career and dominate the general trend of the world. Then he continued to tacitly erect a number of archways of chaste men and chaste women for the boys and girls, and continued to look down on the colleagues who had once sweated their youth together and are now falling down...... Well, although the law of conservation of energy is an unbreakable truth in the universe, who cares so much, especially in the spiritual world, it can't be touched or seen.

Aha, our classmate Wang Yang hunched over in the bathroom and looked at his little finch, looking at the circle of rings about an inch wide and about an inch thick on the Guanzhuang ditch that exuded white light, first let out a lone wolf-like desolate howl, followed by a painful murmur, rudely turned off the shower head, and simply flushed it directly with a water pipe.

It's spicy next door, and it still can't be flushed. Then use your fingernails to pull it up, and you can pull it out with your fingers, and you still can't fix it. Who told his body to be nourished by the essence of the remnants, and it has been developing in the direction of inhuman, and the ring of dirt that is tender and cold like jade has also been greatly transformed, like a bullshit plaster connected to the flesh and skin of the sponge body, solid as gold.

What is this called, so anxious that the corners of Wang Yang's mouth bubbled, and the sweat and water stains surging out made him look as embarrassed as he was, his hair was up, the soft and light beard on his lips was up, and the cold hairs all over his body were up, and the whole person was like losing his soul.

After working for a long time, seeing that there was nothing to do, looking at his bloody little finch, Wang Yang smiled weirdly again. Quack said with a smile: Mei Chaofeng has nine yin white bone claws, the Bull Demon King has invincible gadlice, Monkey King has 100,000 hairs, buddy has a ring, or the king of the ring, it will be called the Lord of the Rings in the future, hahaha!

Hahaha! The world's delicate and lovely beauties, buddies are here, buddies bring their own rings......

Ha! Buddy's ring, is the king of the ring, the king of the rings, is it more than the Buddha Lao'er's Three Treasures Bowl Sutra Book Wooden Fish, more magical than the three Qing Lao'er's Lingzhu Taiji feather fan, aha.

Wang Yang's body is still in spontaneous transformation, and there is no need to call Ah Chou to take an iodine wine swab to stop the bleeding, and then wrap it with gauze or something. But seeing that Wang Yang, who straightened his waist, roared "come back", those scattered blood beads and blood beads rolled back one after another, heh, what a god.

Biu！

Wang Yang played his little brother's little brain, made a clear and passionate voice, and nodded with satisfaction, although the little is a little smaller, at least there is the sound of gold and stone, ha, buddy has a golden diamond, brother, you are destined to shine one day.

Wipe off the water stains and sweat on his body, pose in front of the mirror, and brighten his biceps, Wang Yang put on his pajamas and walked out of the bathroom with a smile.

At this time, Ah Chou had just finished cleaning up the broken bookcase and was sorting out the scattered books, smiling and methodical.

"It's nice to have a super-intelligent babysitter sex robot".

Wang Yang thought to himself, glanced at the blonde girl who was sitting in front of the desk and said secretly: "This girl's strength is very terrifying, I can't imagine that there are already several stars hanging in the sea, and maybe even I can summon armor at will." ”

Isya was reading at her desk, occasionally looking up and frowning, her bright red lips biting the barrel of her pen, as if she was pondering something, or encountered some difficult puzzle.

Wang Yang looked closer to the side in a complicated mood, and saw that the red paper was full of some foreign yards, with beautiful handwriting, and the posture of a dragon flying and a phoenix dancing, but he couldn't understand it, so he quietly retreated, determined to stay away from this thorny rose, and then fill his belly first.

The dinner was hearty and had the level of a healthy diet in a well-fed home.

A plate of sweet and sour garlic, a serving of tiger skin green pepper, and a bowl of two rice.

In addition to being bad for the eyes, eating garlic is good for all organs of the human body; In addition to being good for the eyes, eating green peppers is not good for the body, and this seemingly contradictory diet structure is actually beneficial to the human body.

Two rice, that is, dry porridge made of rice and millet. Many people may not have eaten it, but everyone is probably familiar with mash and rice wine. Mash is brewed from rice, and it tastes very sour; Millet can make a very special rice wine, and drinking it often can strengthen the spleen and calm the nerves.

After a full meal, Wang Yang thought about it and decided to go to the game world for a while, so that his ups and downs for a while would be at peace, and let the red fans of the Jin Ge Iron Horse Beauty in the Wild Star Field dilute and dilute the tense heartstrings in the real world.

This large-scale Star Wars online game, in Wang Yang's eyes, is not to enter those high-V worlds that have rarely encountered opponents all over the world. Of course, he thinks this way because he can't afford to it; If he can handle it, the iron and iron will also charge towards the high V, just looking at the real money he threw ten two hundred and five last night, a full 2,500 star yuan, just to see the body of the golden branch princess, you can have a clear understanding of his true behavior trajectory.

Players who log in for the first time to register for this star game, first descend on a world where you can faintly hear the roar of the dragon and the phoenix, but what you see is a desolate and withered world, that kind of silent world, so that the players walking in it suddenly have a feeling that the world is extinct and lifeless, and there is a strange red sun hanging in the distant sky, exuding blood bubbles all over the body, twisting and transforming, and you can vaguely see that there seems to be a huge palace hidden in it, and there seems to be a legendary Fuso tree.

Heading towards the sun, players will be pleasantly surprised to find that a new sprout has grown on the nodule of a dead giant tree along the way. Just a sprout gives the player's entire look and feel a lively life.

Pick the sprout, and the bud wrap slowly spreads out in the palm of your hand. Players will be surprised to find that in the bud bag sits a princess with gold and silver swaying on her head.

The princess of Douding slowly became taller, and soon turned into a three-inch villain standing in the palm of the player's hand, stretched her elf-like wings, flapped her wings, flew around the player a few times, and giggled: "Lord, welcome to the era of the Wild Star Field, I am the princess of the Golden Branch, your future daughter-in-law, if there is anything you don't understand, you can ask me!" ”

"Torture, Princess Jinzhi, you're too Lori, buddy can clip you to death with two fingers, how do you do my daughter-in-law!" Players may say this in a cow's way.

Princess Jinzhi giggled, "Are people growing bodies?" Lord, you are still zero: zero attack, zero defense...... The level is zero. And every time your strength is improved by one level, people can grow one centimeter taller, and when you are a hundred levels, they will be a veritable little Lori, lord, come on! ”

Princess Jin Zhi waved her little hand and made a cheering gesture and continued: "Lord, it doesn't matter if you don't like little Lori, although you can marry when you are one meter tall, but you have to wait for your parents to marry two meters later, and people can wait for you like jade!" ”

Of course, there are many interesting scenes before and after meeting Princess Jinzhi, but Princess Jinzhi is the key to the player's start, and after meeting Princess Jinzhi, players can recruit the first fierce general under his guidance.

For example, Wang Yang, a classmate in a white robe and a silver spear, under the guidance of Princess Jinzhi, chose the general's business, went straight to a certain tribe, and successfully recruited the daughter of the chief of a small tribe.

When Wang Yang arrived at that tribe, he happened to encounter a strange beast attacking the village, and hundreds of tribal warriors were fighting to the death with the strange beast under the leadership of the chieftain wearing a tiger skin hat and a tiger skin fur.

But the beast was so strong, with legs like Optimus Pillars, and a body the size of a house, bigger than several houses. The spears and bows of the tribesmen were useless against it, but when the giant beast roared, a lazy donkey rolled over, and hundreds of warriors died on the spot.

The burly tribal chief also died and was crushed into a patty by the beast.

Under the guidance of Princess Jinzhi, Wang Yang instantly found the door of the strange beast, shook his hand, the cold halberd silver Jiao on his back was held in his hand, the white clothes fluttered, and a shot was stabbed, like a flying immortal outside the sky, and a shot stabbed to death the fierce and powerful otherworldly star beast, conquered the hearts of the remnants of the entire tribe, and almost started the incense case, and all the people who fell recited prayers under the leadership of the wizard.

Don't look at the tribe's lack of performance in resisting the invasion of alien beasts, but the chief's daughter is definitely a female general with endless potential.

She has four skills, the first is the Fire Feather Archery with group lethality; The second is the red poison flow fire, that is, all enemy soldiers who are hit by her rockets will be infected with the red poison and will automatically attrition; The third type is the stray fire bomb, where the enemy soldiers who are poisoned by the red poison have a chance to explode, giving the enemy greater casualties; The fourth skill is the most bullish, and it has a nice name, called Spring Breeze and Rain, that is, the 10-second interval between each battle, the enemy's casualties will be converted into the number of healing of their own personnel.

Of course, no matter how good the four skills of the Chief's Daughter are, for beginner players, she can only use the first skill Fire Feather Archery, and if you want to develop all four skills, you need to increase your strength to level 30. That is, every 10 levels you can develop a skill, and so on.

It's been a long journey of growth. Of course, if the player is a local tyrant, the kind that spends a lot of money, it is only a matter of minutes, and it is easy to scatter thousands of dollars, and it is easy to reach 30 levels a day, especially in the initial stage.

In and out of the play, the rich are the real uncles, and only by spending money can they be coaxed.

Thinking about it this way, the free ones will be broken again, and it will definitely not work later. For example, the Chief's Daughter's fourth skill, Spring Breeze Feather, has a group healing function, that is, it can make up for the loss of HP. But those who need real money to buy will be immune to all damage, and can be easily resurrected, how to fight.

The local tyrants engaged in a bunch of war beasts again, an iron-blooded impact, an iron-blooded trampling, a low-V death, and they couldn't fight at all.

It's useless to complain, just like Wang Yang, he still has fun without money. If there is no living space for low V in the game world, who will pretend to be forced by high V? Aha!

Wang Yang logged into the game today, still not ready to participate in the blood-boiling city battles, nor did he plan to cross the star gates to witness a more magnificent and majestic world, but continued to lead the soldiers and went straight to the ancient Yu City.

It took 2,500 oceans last night, although I was so angry that I scolded "Straight lady thief!" "But now that I think about it, I've become a father anyway, and I have to get over the addiction of being a father.

Because he was going to the school, Wang Yang jumped off the battleship directly this time, and did not want the soldiers to follow and pretend to be forced, and after jumping into Yucheng, he went straight to the school with ancient charm called Jixia Zhixue.

It doesn't matter if he goes, when Wang Yang sees the teacher with broken shoes, his face is instantly stunned; After he listened to the gentleman's lecture for a while, Wang Yang, who was full of astonishment, immediately burst into laughter, and the laughter was so loud that he himself almost laughed.