Therefore, people, you still have to do good deeds, otherwise you will not have good fruits to eat in the next life.

PS: God is not omnipotent, and sometimes quite impotent.

——Excerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"

"Later, we had to negotiate with the others, and I thought that my brother had enough brains and could fool around, so I sent him over. Who thinks he's too? N sserred, let people stab to death. Although he doesn't usually be a man, he is sent out to negotiate anyway, and the two countries are not at war. I took my brothers into battle with others. The battle was bloody, and both sides were hung up. ”

Uncle Dare is still a violent temper, as soon as Chen Ling heard this, he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, he felt that he should close his mouth and listen quietly and not say anything. Now that the uncle has recognized the wrong person, he may not be killed.

"Later we found out that he was not dead, but he was locked up. If you say that this matter is complete, this battle will not be able to continue, but everyone who cannot be saved has a controversy. Later, when I thought about it, he had nothing to do and always caused trouble, so it was better to lock him up for a while, let him remember it for a long time, and I wouldn't save him. If he can get out on his own, it's his ability. A smile appeared on the uncle's lips, and he seemed to be able to get rid of him as a brother, and he was quite happy.

"I didn't think about it, he let you rescue you, you have some ability." The uncle looked at Chen Ling and nodded, expressing affirmation.

Chen Ling hurriedly shook his head, uncle, this terrible cousin, whoever saves has the rhythm of hatred, whoever loves to save who saves, he really can't save himself.

"Later, my brother thought about it, since he was rescued, don't be happy or not, we all owe you. We don't like to owe favors, and we will repay our kindness, so I'm going to come over and see if I can help you. ”

After speaking, the uncle took a closer look at Chen Ling, "But it seems that my brother himself will also leave something for you." ”

Chen Ling shook his head, "&... ()%#¥%Hurry up)*+ (Uncle, I'm weak, no one can save me, I guess your brother ran out by himself.) ）”

"Brother, you can't remember it now, I don't blame you, you were injured too badly, it was all in your brain, it's okay to pass it." The uncle patted Chen Ling's shoulder heavily, and Chen Ling felt that he was one step closer to falling apart.

The uncle touched Chen Ling's head again, and Chen Ling suddenly felt a clear mind.

Yes, I remembered it all, what I experienced, what I encountered, the high-minded talk about peace and war, the tall and majestic deity, the gift that I don't know if it was a prank or a blessing, that life that was destined to be full of ups and downs.

Chen Ling felt that there was even a little hope in his heart, what man didn't have a little sense of adventure, since he could not die, then why not try it. And since that god claims to be Odin's brother-in-law, is the fierce uncle in front of him Odin...

"Yes, yes, yes, I just, see through it and don't say it, this is not our territory, and it is easy to cause disputes when it is discovered by others." The uncle hurriedly stopped Chen Ling's words, "But don't think that he gave you something good." ”

Uncle Odin held out a finger, "First of all, there is something wrong with that immortality. ”

"It's not really immortality, it's just dividing death. That is, your death is cut into many pieces, and you will experience it piece by piece, and then it will be so cool that it will burst. ”

Looking at Chen Ling with a blank face, Odin decided to use a more easy-to-understand example to illustrate.

"Let's say you get hit by a car, you deserve to die. But because of this sentence, you certainly won't die. However, the experience of death will be divided into many pieces, and it will become a series of small disasters such as falling from a building, being bitten by a dog, being beaten by someone for no reason, and so on. Combined with the ups and downs of his life before him, it is destined that you will not be peaceful in this life, and you will survive in a lifetime, that is, you will continue to die. The result of the combination of these two blessings is that the rest of your life will either be in the hospital or on the way to death. And then bad luck continued, being unlucky to be alive and being unlucky to be dead. ”

"Do you still think it's a gift?" Odin said with a smile on his face.

Chen Ling was so shocked that he couldn't speak, are all the brain circuits of the gods so strange? Are all the blessings sent so naughty?

To tell the truth, Chen Ling felt that his luck had not been good, he had not been good since he was a child, first he found out that the girl he vowed to marry turned out to be a little boy, and then he was hit by a car, his homework was wet in the rain, the power went out when he performed a theatrical performance, he was slandered for sending an old lady, he was treated as a trafficker for sending a child, and he was treated as a dog dealer even when he picked up a puppy... finally survived until he reached the age of eighteen, and his parents imposed an economic blockade, and his life was bleak.

He always thought that what he encountered was just a pebble on the road of life, luck or something was only temporary, and sooner or later he would not come. Well, now, the pebbles have become meteor showers, and they are smashed down one by one, enough for a lifetime.

"Also, do you remember what he told you before, about chaos, war, peace?"

Chen Ling nodded, but he felt that those words were very weird. At first, it felt like complete nonsense, but it made sense when you thought about it, but when you think about it, you don't feel right. But as a good boy who grew up in the new era, I still feel that peace or something is best.

Odin seemed to be able to see through what Chen Ling was thinking at a glance, "You don't believe it now because you haven't encountered anything." He is a god after all, and what he says is his own proverbs, which are divine, and his words will be fulfilled at some point. When he tells you this, it is equivalent to planting a seed in your head, and when the weather and moisture are right, it will take root and sprout, and you will think about what he said from time to time, and you will feel more and more that he is right, and you will even start to worship him. When the time comes, you will fall at His feet and fall into darkness and become His disciple. He didn't do this kind of thing once or twice. ”

Chen Ling thought about what Loki had said to him before, and he didn't dare to imagine what he would become. That kind young man, a friend in one mouth, said such elegant words, actually...

"You see, a lie or something has to be more sincere than the truth to be valuable. As the god of sophistry, he never likes to tell lies, and no one believes lies, he only speaks half-truths. He likes to combine lies with truth, making it difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood. And if he wants to, he will become very attractive, you know, the best thing in the world is actually a lie, and people can never refuse this beauty, because it will just satisfy all the desires of your heart. And he is the embodiment of lies. ”

Odin shook his head and said helplessly: "To put it simply, he is a big fool. Don't say it's you, it's my brother, he was stunned. ”

Chen Ling had an expression of wanting to cry without tears, feeling that life was so difficult, Xiushen, bearded male ghosts, knife girls, Loki, everyone he met was pit himself, did he create any evil in his last life?

"I've met quite a few people, and it's really rare to see someone as unlucky as you. I took a look before I came, it seems that you did something in your last life, you should have been cursed in this life, and the level of the curse is very high, you should have offended the big demon or something. Brother, you can, you were definitely a man in your last life, and you dared to offend such a troublesome nest. ”

For demons, in addition to their world-renowned physical strength, there is also their incessant temper, grace does not have to be revenge, but revenge must not be let go.

Chen Ling finally cried out, the sins made in the previous life were solved in the previous life, why drag it out in this life, he is just an ordinary young man, and he can't afford such a big thunder.

Odin looked at Chen Ling's miserable appearance, and he was not very comfortable, "Okay, don't cry, the old man is crying and crying, I didn't come to give you a gift, I came to solve the trouble." ”

Chen Ling hurriedly grabbed Odin's hand, "Big pig, I've encircled you (Uncle, it's all up to you.) ）”

"Oh, what's the matter, I'll see what the situation is first." Saying that, a golden light flashed out of Odin's hands, and he probed into Chen Ling's body, as if he was groping for something.

Chen Ling looked forward to it with hope, after all, he also knew that Odin was the god king of the Northern Continent, subduing the Quartet, ruling the gods, drinking the spring water of the Spring of Wisdom, riding an eight-legged divine horse, and being the lord of the gods, he must have a way.

After a while, Odin spread his hands, "Brother, I can't cure your trouble." ”

Chen Ling was so angry that he closed his eyes directly.

Odin was also a little aggrieved, "First of all, your curse is very troublesome, it is estimated that you killed the whole family in your last life, and the big demon directly cursed you with his life." This has risen to the level of cause and effect, and it is under the control of the goddess of fate, and the three sisters are not under my control, this is really incurable. ”

"Secondly, the gift given by my brother, how to say it, it is essentially a blessing, he is a main god anyway, and the godhead is only half a level lower than me, except for himself, no one can cancel this blessing, and this is not cured."

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