Jiang Jiang changed the cross talk background of "Three Levels in a Row" to Tiansheng Kingdom, who called it a defeated country?

Jiang Jiang doesn't think beating a water dog is an immoral act at all.

In fact, she also has a bit of a hot meaning, because Shen Tu defeated Tiansheng Kingdom, and now people all over the country are talking about this matter, praising Prince Zhaojing for his wisdom and martial arts, and they all shamefully laugh at Tiansheng Kingdom's vulnerability.

Therefore, many people in the book field performed Shen Tuwen's achievements, which were very popular with the audience.

In addition, Jiang Jiang also thought of a layer, "Three Levels in a Row" was originally a stand-up comedy, but she insisted on asking Sun Xiaobei to join in, the main purpose of this was to let Sun Xiaobei understand the benefits of self-reliance.

After all, Sun Xiaobei is just a child, and he has lived a begging life since he was a child, so he thought that he could only beg and do nothing else.

Jiang Jiang found that Sun Xiaobei had a very slippery mouth and a good memory, which was quite suitable for cross talk.

Besides, two people can take care of each other, if one party forgets the words, the other party can mention it, which is more suitable for them who have just come out to run the rivers and lakes.

Jiang Jiang finished telling the story of "Three Levels in a Row" in one go, and Sun Xiaobei listened to it with relish, and laughed back and forth.

Clapped his hands again and again and said: "Sister, your story is so interesting, I have grown so big, I have never heard a funnier story than this!" ”

"It's funny, isn't it?" Jiang Jiang said: "Our story is short and interesting, not so long, because we are mainly in a hurry, and too long a chapter is not suitable for us." ”

"Sister, you are really thoughtful about things." Sun Xiaobei praised sincerely: "It's a pity that you are a woman." ”

"What's wrong with the woman?" Jiang Jiang asked him, "Do you despise women?" ”

"Of course I don't mean that," Sun Xiaobei said, "If my sister is a man, then she must be able to make a career." ”

"Even though I'm a woman, I can still make a career!" Jiang Jiang solemnly said to Sun Xiaobei: "Born as human beings, we can't decide our origin and gender, but we must not give up on ourselves. I think there was such a great beauty at the beginning, because of 'natural beauty and hard to give up', she would 'choose to be on the king's side for a time'. ”

"Oh, I see what my sister means!" Sun Xiaobei said happily: "My sister wants to be the imperial concubine!" ”

"Huh?!" Jiang Jiang is just an analogy, but he definitely doesn't have this kind of thought.

But Sun Xiaobei seemed to have been stimulated, and began to gush about fantasies: "My sister is so beautiful and smart, she is indeed a good material to be a princess!" Hehe, if my sister becomes the imperial concubine, then I won't be my uncle of the country?! ”

"Well, I don't want my sister to marry the current emperor, because the emperor is over fifty years old. Today's Prince Ruyi doesn't know what his temperament is, and I don't dare to speculate. At best, he is married to Prince Zhaojing, he is a big hero in the world, and he is young and handsome and chic. Sun Xiaobei shook his head and analyzed.

"I don't want to be an imperial concubine, not to mention that marrying Prince Zhaojing is not an imperial concubine, at most a princess." Jiang Jiang patted Sun Xiaobei's head.

"Hey, you can't say that," Sun Xiaobei shook his head and said, "Who said that Prince Zhaojing can't be the emperor?" ”

"What?!" Jiang Jiang was surprised: "He really has the ambition to usurp power and seize the throne?" ”

"Are you from the Great Qin Kingdom?" This time it was Sun Xiaobei's turn to question Jiang Jiang: "Don't you know the identity of Prince Zhaojing?" He is the son-in-law of the current emperor, and he is the eldest son. ”

"Do you have a fever?" Jiang Jiang squinted at Sun Xiaobei: "Today's emperor is surnamed Yin, and Prince Zhaojing's surname is Shentu, this is really a realistic version of 'Yu Qian's father and old man' - just kidding!" ”

"I really want to take back what I praised you just now," Sun Xiaobei muttered, "I don't even know about this, I'm embarrassed to go to Ling Tiancheng to make a living." ”

"Don't beg for a fight, little ghost," Jiang Jiang shook his palm and threatened: "Your sister and I didn't go out of the door before, how do you know this?" Why don't you tell me about it and mumble about what you don't have?! ”

Sun Xiaobei sighed, she was really a few years older and crushed people, who told herself to recognize her as her sister, she could only accept her fate.

"The reason why Prince Zhaojing's surname is Shentu is because the emperor gave him the surname Shentu. I think that at the beginning, when the current Shengshang had not yet ascended the throne, he encountered the Huajiao Mutiny, and it was the old general Shentu who fought desperately with Yi, and used his only son Shentu Ang as a stand-in for the Shengshang, so that the Shengshang was safe and sound. It's a pity that the father and son of the old general Shentu died in the chaos. Sun Xiaobei said eloquently.

"The saint has always been grateful to Shentu father and son, and after ascending to the great treasure, he announced to the world: Shentu and righteous father and son were loyal and brave to protect the lord, and died without mercy. In order to make Shentu not extinct, the first prince of the widow changed his surname to Shentu and made incense for his heir. Sun Xiaobei learned ten out of ten what he heard from the storyteller.

"Three years after the emperor ascended the throne, the queen gave birth to the prince, because he was the eldest son, he was given the surname Shentu, and he lived in the Zhaojing palace when he was one year old." Sun Xiaobei looked at Jiang Jiang with an expression of "You are clear this time".

"So that's the case," Jiang Jiang nodded and said, "Not only has it bought people's hearts, but the fat water has not flowed into the fields of outsiders, the emperor is really a good deal." ”

"Now the whole country regards Prince Zhaojing as a god, and I don't know how many ministers in the court support him, and the Ruyi prince has no political achievements, and his reputation is far worse than that of the prince." Sun Xiaobei combined the remarks he had heard from elsewhere with his own opinion.

"Prince Ruyi was also born to the queen?" Jiang Jiang asked, "Apart from the two of them, does the emperor have any other sons?" ”

"Prince Ruyi and Prince Zhaojing were born to one mother, and there are also princes born to several concubines, but they are separated from Prince Zhaojing." Sun Xiaobei obviously didn't pay attention to the few princes who didn't know their names, he had already regarded Shen Tuwen as a hero of the world in his mind, and there were many people in the Great Qin Kingdom who thought like him.

"If you really let such a martial artist become the emperor, I am afraid that it will not be far from the people's livelihood." Jiang Jiang said in his heart: "The cult of personality is the most terrible thing, when a person is deified, it means that the people of the whole country are a bunch of fools!" ”

She didn't say it, but it wasn't because she was afraid of anything. Considering that Sun Xiaobei's worship of Shen Tuwen has reached the point of fanaticism, if he publicly accuses Shen Tuwen and Sun Xiaobei, he will definitely not be able to accept it, and the two of them will have a dislike because of this.

Jiang Jiang is unwilling to be happy with Sun Xiaobei for a while, offending his teammates for a person who is far away in the world and may not have an intersection in his life is an unwise act, Jiang Jiang will never do it.