Chapter 206: Scheming Meets Scheming Guy

As soon as the soldiers in front of him and the army of the undead behind him heard that there was a duel to watch, they were like peanuts on a hot pot, crackling non-stop. It's not that they're bloodthirsty and aggressive, but in the ranks, you have to give the person who proposes the duel a chance, so that you can be convinced by virtue.

And what can make people smear people's hearts and minds more than convincing people with virtue is to convince people with fists.

Zhou Yu's little abacus is snapping, more ping-pong than the bus card in Liu Guoliang's hand, the duel is not a fight for stupidity, nor is it a fight for brute force, that is considered.

First, Vi Qinghong is an old stubborn, if you want to say that he is wrong, he is not wrong, and the first leader of the family will explain me to be on duty, and I will definitely deal with something as a class leader. Right? Therefore, it is reasonable and well-founded for people to confront themselves, not to mention that the metropolitan governor led the army to stir up trouble. So, you have to give people a chance to compete fairly, you can't just slip your shoulders and hand over everything to the people below, can you let the fat silkworm fight or let 139 fight? You'll have to do it yourself!

Second, although the rebels surrendered, they did so as a last resort. If it weren't for the loudspeaker broadcasting the heart, and the tragic death of two * innocent people to awaken the civic consciousness of the people in the city, it would be difficult to say what the result would be. Therefore, in order for this group of defenders to dig out their hearts and minds convincingly, a duel is imperative, and they can only win and not lose.

Third, behind him was Philip and an army of eight thousand undead. A considerable number of these people are from the Infernal Hell of the West, although at this time they are at the disposal of Parry and himself, but everyone who has come here understands that if a soldier instigates one and will instigate a nest, if the Scorpion Knight can follow and be loyal to him in the future, it is essential to have a flash and a high-profile appearance.

Fourth, it was returned to Nika. One report for another, the present world for the present.

Based on the above four reasons, the duel must start immediately, immediately, and immediately, and in just a few tens of seconds, Zhou Yu prayed more than 800 times in his heart: I said old pit, you can resist beating a little! Don't die of a heart attack before you even do it, then I'll be embarrassed!

Not only to win, but to win beautifully. How to win beautifully, the opponent must be strong enough and weighty. Just like Master Kong's Fumanduo instant noodles, enough to be affordable! But soon Zhou Yu will find that his worries are a little redundant, there is naturally a reason why Vi Qinghong was able to stay and watch his family, if Lao Li, the person with the strongest martial arts, is called the second in the entire rebel army, no one dares to call it the first.

The soldiers in the southern and northern strongholds all knew about this, and now when they heard that the besieging general was going to challenge the first warrior of the rebel army, their eyes were shining, and their faces were full of joy, as if they were celebrating the New Year.

"Dudu, there's no need for this, you're a little emotional!"

Emotional? Well, indeed yes. Now that they have surrendered, it is indeed a bit emotional to engage in such a risky ritual. However, this is the difference between man and machine, and 139 absolutely cannot understand it: the human heart is sometimes more important than victory or defeat.

"General Pit Bug, I'll give you a chance to challenge me. If you win, you can take these demotes with you; If you lose, you'll be the only one to look forward to. Luckily? ”

"Wowhaha, I didn't expect you to be a shrunken turtle, and you dared to duel with me Qingqinghong, just now the old man underestimated you."

Zhou Yu raised his chin and motioned for the two soldiers who were holding the old pit to let go. The man in his fifties grabbed the two of them away and walked up scolding.

Good guy, when he saw the pit blue and red up close, Zhou Yu was still startled. This guy was kneeling just now, and he couldn't see the gap. Standing up at this moment, it is indeed a little scary! This person is not tall, and his figure is only limited to the balance and strength, what is frightening is that he is full of tendons and flesh and decisive evil spirit, standing in front of him has a feeling of not being angry and self-assured, and Taishan is overwhelming. There didn't seem to be a single piece of oil under the blackened skin, and the Governor roughly judged that his body fat was lower than that of Vardy.

"What? Brother Carney vs. Pit Cyan-Red? ”

Hearing that there was a duel here, the broken horseshoe crab and the python that had just received the task to the side ran back, out of breath, and they didn't even take the mace and the meteor hammer. Although the two didn't have a chance to fight with Vi Qinghong, they were still familiar with the stories of him splitting the demon scorpion and fighting against a hundred. This time, I can see that the person who taught me to solve my doubts challenged the legendary first warrior of the rebel army, and it was worth it.

This ticket is worth it, and it's worth whatever it is.

"Old pit viper, you say, what kind of fighting method?"

Zhou Yu smiled and put one hand behind his back, and made a gesture of invitation with the other.

"How to fight? Life and death fight, dare little zei? ”

"Since it's a duel, there's naturally no problem with life and death in the pound. If you don't agree, isn't it too hypocritical? ”

"Good! I didn't expect you to be a little bold! ”

"Roar! Roar! Roar! ”

Amid wave after wave of applause, the dueling arena was vacated. There were no rules, and a 50-meter-square field was filled with stoves and braziers. In the middle of the clearing, there is the arena.

As for the rules, each side chooses a weapon to take advantage of. The duel ends when one side dies or when one side begs for mercy and the other agrees.

The rebel army and the army of the undead, who were still tense just now, are sitting together with flowers, intertwined, and rubbing at the moment, and some of them hug their necks and waists and find that they are not friendly but they are dripping. If you have a movie to watch, whose wife are you hugging? If people don't pierce it, can't you touch it with your little hands?

"Bought it, bought it, bought it, and left it! The Metropolitan Governor wins one to three, and the Vi Qinghong wins one to five, and the killing is doubled! ”

Who's this? Zhou Yu clearly heard that someone was opening an outside market, grandma's, it must be Tuda and Taishan's boys, this method has only taught two votes, and the other voter Bambur They should still be in the middle of Soracia and Felena.

It took only thirty seconds for the venue to go from warm to quiet.

Vi Qinghong was led to wash it, put on a close-fitting leather armor, held a trident in his hand, and walked into the field like a fierce god. He craned his neck, his scarlet eyes circled the field, and the roar came and went.

What are you crazy about, haven't you won yet!

Zhou Yu didn't look down on this kind of gimmick that relied on momentum to suppress people, and he had already hired twenty female high school students to sing "Liu Chunfeng, I love you" next to him! Cut, don't play false.

But then again, he didn't know whether this weapon was up to the mark or not.

When he saw the weapon held in the hand of Zhou Yu, who was the second to enter the arena, the audience was silent. I can really only hear my own heartbeat, not even other people's.

"What's that Brother Carney is getting?"

"Gee, he's not good at nunchucks, what the hell is that?"

"No, Director, this is a big joke."

Wei Ya even covered her eyes, only daring to look at Zhou Yu on the field from between her fingers.

Zhou Yu checked this thing in his hand, and the amount was enough. Fighting, you can't take a ribbon, and you can't pick it up, unless the Queen Mother of the West may be able to play some routines. Let him be martial, then it is better to let him dance.

"Boy, that's what you use?"

The old pit couldn't stand it anymore, and stood ten paces away from him, and Duang put the trident at his feet. The halberd was more than two meters long, and the tips of the three halberds glowed with a faint blue light, which was extremely sharp. Zhou Yu stuck out his tongue, if he was poked by this thing, it would definitely be cold + dead.

Zhou Yu raised the iron guy in his hand to his eyes, looked at the flashing electric light, and once again confirmed the feasibility of this weapon.

"139, Carney is holding your arm?"

Wei Ya asked the robot with a dull expression beside her.

"Well, I don't know what this man is going to do, so he pulled my arm off. But it doesn't matter, he said he'll pick it up for me in a while. Oh, actually, I can do it myself. ”

When the gong sounded, the duel began. scared the governor of the capital, it's okay, it's okay, don't you always beat the gong?

Vi Qinghong didn't give him time to think at all, maybe this was also someone's routine. Martial arts in the world, only fast is not broken!

As soon as the gong fell, the trident was in front of me. Thousands of spectators outside the venue watched through the raging fire, and Zhou Yu had a thousand reasons to believe that the people sitting in the back rows couldn't see anything, and they bought a ticket for 80 yuan.

"Good!"

Zhou Yu dodged, and the stump arm in his hand hit the trident.

Gotta gotta gotcha gotta gotcha gotta

Amazing, oh no, a terrifying scene appeared.

Before the dragon went out to sea, it was dodged by Zhou Yu. This is nothing unusual, the strange thing is that after being hit by Zhou Yu's strange weapon, the old pit is like Michael Jackson, and there is a string of zombie dances on the ground, with fast rhythm, high frequency, and strong ornamentation, which makes most of the governors laugh.

yes, you're going to have to be so scared when you get electrocuted.

After one move, the old pit didn't dare to take the enemy lightly, and the expression on his face automatically switched from arrogance to uncertain mode. I thought in my heart: What trick did this kid use, either the internal force in his body was amazing or the weapon in his hand was strange. In short, you have to be careful in everything, and you can't be careless.

Vi Qinghong drew a semicircle with his right foot, kicked the ground with his left foot, and burst out with both hands holding the trident, stabbing in the air, slashing horizontally, and splitting vertically, transforming into three figures and attacking Zhou Yu together.

"it!"

"Zoom in on the move!"

"It's shrimp!"

"Hey, hey, I said I wouldn't let you fight!"

Zhou Yu's group of relatives and friends, as soon as they saw Vi Qinghong's second move coming up, they tried their best and released a killing move, with different expressions and mixed joys and sorrows. Except for Tuda and Taishan, who continued to sell outside the market, everyone else thought that the Metropolitan Governor had lost. Not only because of the thunderous thunder of the pit blue and red, but also this judgment is based on legends and myths that have not tasted defeat for 30 years.

That said, that's all for later. The reason why Nika's position as commander-in-chief is so firmly seated is due to the fact that Vi Qinghong is indispensable. There were countless people who coveted the position of leader of the rebel army, and the people who challenged it were not only the one hundred and eighty, but all of them died tragically under the trident of the blue and red. He's Nika's lucky star and amulet.

Today, though, the amulet may be in arrears.

Because he met Zhou Yu.

What kind of shape-shifting and shadow-changing Dafa, is it a movie? It's just a little faster movement, plus the fire and shadow are a little sluggish, and the visual impairment is just caused. In front of me, in front of my 20,000 volts of instant high pressure, you are...

Zhou Yu jumped back, and the broken arm of 139 in his hand was like a willow branch in the jade bottle in the hand of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it was thrown out with a clamour in the air, and it swept the trident.

It doesn't matter which of you is true or which is false, if I can tease you, I win. Don't run if you have the guts!

Gotta gotta gotcha gotta gotcha gotta

Vi Qinghong fell down from half a meter in the air, and when there was a loud bang, the trident fell to the ground, and he involuntarily twitched for ten seconds, and staged a break dance again.

You can't dance.

Zhou Yu stepped forward while he was getting it. Come, I'll help you.

Poke him!

Gotta gotta gotcha gotta gotcha gotta

Poke him again!

Gotta gotta gotcha gotta gotcha gotta

After the four high-voltage electricity passed, the vi Qinghong could no longer jump, and the whole person curled up in the center of the field, like a roasted prawn. Foaming at the mouth and standing up with his hair standing on end, did he kick his legs once or twice to indicate that he was still alive.

"Come, come!"

Another senior officer of the rebel army walked over with Philip to inspect it, and within half a minute each reported the results to their respective camps.

Duang, the gong sounded again, and the game ended.

Hey, hey, I'll have to change these rules in the future. Why do you start and end all the gongs, this instrument is simply an abuse of the ear, it is a massacre.

"Great, my lord, General Pit He...

The person who questioned was the high-ranking officer opposite.

"Oh, he's fine, there may be some adverse reactions in the past two days. Like some rash, nausea, vomiting, retinal detachment or something, but it should be no big deal, carry him back, pay attention to rest, don't walk around casually, just rest for three or five or eight days, there is no danger to life. ”

"Uh, thank you, thank you!"

"Thank me for what! Ha ha! Carry it away! ”

It wasn't until a full minute after Vi Qinghong was carried out of the field that the audience erupted in thunderous applause and cheers. Although they didn't know how the kid in front of them, who didn't seem to have much ability, won the first warrior of the rebel army in two moves. But in fact, the unthinkable happened so uneventfully.

The only trio who are convinced of this are Tuda, Tarzan and Bang Shuai, who are collecting their gambling money. Since it was a small gamble, they collected all kinds of chips, and at this moment they were filled with four or five sacks, what military bedding, chestnut dumplings, helmets and swords, horse cups and bowls. Everything is available and dazzling.

Well, people make money by performing arts; It's better for you to make a fortune by gambling on life and death!

The Grand Governor shrugged his shoulders and returned to his group of friends and relatives to patiently dock 139's arm, take out an electric pen, insulating tape, and a crucifix from the small box on its chest, and twist it without distraction.

You don't know how powerful electricity is, and the dragon goes to sea and the shadow clone, don't fuck it. Is 20,000 volts enough? Not enough for Lao Tzu to have 50,000 volts! In short, it will definitely be powered until you are incontinent, doubt your life, and want to live with the toilet for the rest of your life.

"Let go of me! Let me go! Take away your dirty hands! ”

As soon as 139's arm was attached, a familiar voice was heard hysterical over there.

Oh, don't shout about the fineness of a girl's family, not to mention that you are still a person with status and status, is it really appropriate to be so unkempt in front of so many defenders of your own?

Zhou Yu stood up with a smile and strode up to meet him.