Chapter 30 Teacher! I have stomach aches
For the first time, Zheng Dandan felt extremely troubled that his hearing was too good, and he had always been bold, but at this time he felt like he had fallen into an ice cave, and he was even more cold from head to toe.
The corners of his mouth trembled slightly, and he muttered in a low voice: "The ancients were honest and did not deceive me, it was really difficult to raise women and villains!" Torture for thousands of years? also picks on the underbelly! This female devil, a little girl, her heart is too ruthless, it's better to mess with less! It seems that it is better to get as far away from her as you can. ”
Thinking in his heart, he shuddered coldly, shook his head speechlessly, and then continued to read in the morning.
"Jingle bell......."
A bell rang for the end of class.
During the morning reading break, Zheng Dandan did not go out of the classroom to play, but sat in his seat, preparing the books for the first math class; When he was done, he closed his eyes and rested.
At this time, Liu Ming, a classmate in the next row, saw Zheng Dandan closing his eyes and recuperating there, and his heart was full of complicated feelings.
I saw him turn around and whisper to Zheng Dandan: "Zheng Dandan, thank you last night!" If you hadn't helped me out, I wouldn't know what I would have to explain. ”
Regarding what happened during the self-study last night, Liu Ming almost figured out what happened on the way back, if this matter had nothing to do with Zheng Dandan, even if he was killed, he would definitely not believe it.
Last night, he himself obviously didn't sleep, and his spirit was even better; After thinking about it carefully, the only suspicion was that on Zheng Dandan's body, only he patted himself gently when he passed by his seat, at that time, he still had some doubts in his heart, why he suddenly felt a little cold, if there was a problem, it must be that he shot something wrong.
If it's really because of the time he filmed, he made himself so ugly, it's amazing! A casual slap has so much power, what if it's anything else? Can such a person be provoked by himself?
Liu Ming is not stupid, on the contrary, he is still very smart! For people like Zheng Dandan, he understands that he can only make friends and not make enemies; Even if you can't make friends, you must not offend him; Because, I can't afford his random beat; Therefore, after thinking about it, he decided to come and thank Zheng Dandan.
After Zheng Dandan heard Liu Ming's voice of thanks, he opened his eyes, and then turned his head to look at Liu Ming, his heart was slightly stunned, and then, after thinking about it, he was relieved.
Xindao, Liu Ming is still a smart person, he showed a smile on his face, and said a little jokingly: "You're welcome, I'm just telling the truth, but, hehe!" Not necessarily next time, I might be lying. After finishing speaking, he looked at Liu Ming with a smile.
Liu Ming was a little hairy by him, and the hairs on his whole body stood upright, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly spoke: "Hmm! Well! There will definitely be no next time, hehe! Thank you! Thank you ....... ”
After finishing speaking, Liu Ming quickly turned around, lowered his head under the desk, pretended to look for the textbook, and didn't dare to look at Zheng Dandan again.
Looking at Liu Ming, who was frightened, Zheng Dandan shook his head with a wry smile, thinking a little self-deprecatingly: "Next time? That's scaring you, do you think I dare to have a next time, tease you once, I'll get angry, one after another retribution, and even more will follow, I don't know when it will end, do you think I dare to have a next time, hehe? ”
"Jingle bell......."
The bell for the first class continued to ring at this time.
In the fifth class of junior high school, in the first math class, math teacher Wang Yongfang walked into the classroom on time with last week's mock exam papers in his hand when the bell rang.
Squad leader Zhang Lirong immediately stood up and shouted loudly: "Stand up." ”
The whole class stood up at the same time and shouted in unison, "Hello teacher! ”
Wang Yongfang glanced at the students, nodded with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "Hello students, sit down." ”
The students sat down at the same time, waiting for Wang Yongfang to start teaching.
At this time, Wang Yongfang patted the test paper with his right hand and said: "This is last week's mock exam paper, squad leader, please distribute the test paper to the team leaders, and send the test paper first." ”
Zhang Lirong stood up and responded, "Okay, teacher!" ”
After speaking, Zhang Licheng walked up to the podium, she carefully picked up the test papers, and began to distribute them to the team leaders, and together they sent the test papers.
Wang Yongfang waited until Zhang Lirong and the team leaders finished the test papers before starting the class.
Wang Yongfang, a figure of six or seven meters, is slightly shorter and thinner, with a pair of deep glasses on the bridge of her nose, giving people a sense of politeness.
At this time, he slowly spoke: "In this mock test, everyone did well, and they improved a lot compared to last time, and the total score exceeded the results of the key class, and the teacher felt very pleased; However, the additional questions are still a weakness for everyone, accounting for 20% of the additional questions; Most of them only got under 10 points, which embarrassed me! However, it is gratifying that there is a student in our class who got a full score on the additional questions. ”
As soon as Wang Yongfang's words fell, Zheng Dandan quickly stood up, and he shouted in his mouth: "I ......." ”
Wang Yongfang and all the students suddenly cast their eyes at Zheng Dandan.
The students' eyes were a little contemptuous, and they all secretly said in their hearts: "As for being in such a hurry to show off?" I'm afraid that if the teacher doesn't say it, everyone won't know it's you. ”
Wang Yongfang frowned slightly, and looked a little displeased.
Zheng Dandan's face flushed, and he hurriedly said, "I'...... My stomach hurts! Teacher, I had a bad stomach in the morning and wanted to go to the bathroom. ”
Hearing Zheng Dandan's explanation, Wang Yongfang nodded with tears and laughter, and said, "Hehe, I know it's you!" Pay attention next time, you need to be low-key, and you need to guard against arrogance and rashness, you know? Hurry up! ”
"Hahaha......."
The whole class burst into laughter.
At this time, no matter how thick-skinned Zheng Dandan is, no matter how bold he is; was also blushing with shame, and he hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you, teacher!" With that, he quickly ran out of the classroom.
When Zheng Dandan ran out of the classroom, he quickly glanced at Zhang Jinxuan, but saw that on the backsplash of Zhang Jinxuan's desk, at some point, a hole appeared, and immediately, his heart was speechless to the extreme.
Zheng Dandan was depressed and wanted to vomit blood, and said secretly: "You little girl, usually cold, even learned the tricks of male classmates, when did you dig a hole in the backsplash of the desk, I didn't know it at all, fainted!" You really tickle me with a chicken feather blanket, oh my God! How did I come to class today wearing a short-sleeved shirt that still doesn't make people live? ”
Zhang Jinxuan saw Zheng Dandan fleeing in the wilderness, at this time, her pretty face was already flushed, and she was secretly proud in her heart.
"Sample, let you threaten me, see if you dare to demonstrate against me? I can't kill you, I really think that my aunt and grandmother are so bullying. ”
It turned out that Zhang Jinxuan had been putting her hand under the desk, and she was holding the hair on the body of a little white bear in her hand, tied to the tip of the ballpoint pen, when Wang Yongfang said that there was an additional question in the class that got a full score, Zhang Jinxuan quickly stretched out the pen from the baffle hole under the desk, and pulled Zheng Dandan's armpit a few times, and then, she quickly retracted her placket and sat down.
That action, without dragging mud and water, is really smooth and smooth in one go, and it is so neat that it is smacking.
At this point, if anyone sees it, they will exclaim, "I'll go!" Shadowless hand reappearing? Huang Feihong's shadowless feet can't be compared! Silently, that speed, there is no one, it is really the world's martial arts, only fast is not broken! ”
Zheng Dandan, who was afraid of itching, stood up on the spot after being scratched; Under Zheng Pinghe's high pressure, he has practiced his skills for more than ten years, but under the hands of Zhang Jinxuan's classmates, he was defeated on the spot with just one move.
If Zheng Pinghe knew about this, he would not have to shake his head and sigh: "Alas! The kung fu is high, and he is afraid of kitchen knives, and he is really soft and strong. ”
Zheng Dandan was about to shout: "Oh groove! Again? Fortunately, he reacted in time and only shouted the word "I", otherwise he would have really lost face and lost his hair.
Zhang Jinxuan glanced at Zheng Dandan, who ran out of the classroom, she quickly lowered her head, put her hands on the table, and held the test paper in her hand, covering her head, staring at the test paper intently; I struggled to endure the smile in my heart, and my face was already flushed, and I was holding it hard, which was simply painful and ......happy.
After a while, Zheng Dandan's face was depressed, and when he walked to the door of the classroom, he shouted loudly: "Teacher! I am back. ”
Wang Yongfang glanced at Zheng Dandan, nodded and said, "Hmm! Let's go back to our seats and continue the lesson! ”
Zheng Dandan responded: "Okay, thank you, teacher!" ”
After finishing speaking, he walked back to his seat quickly, and when he sat down, he traced the hole in the back table baffle, and was speechless in his heart, and said secretly: "This is not good, the devil knows, will she come again, if she does it again, then it will really be embarrassing, what should I do?" Well, you have to hold the book in the way. ”
He thought in his heart, nodded secretly, quickly found a homework book, blocked the hole in the back table baffle, and then sat up straight, leaning back against the baffle hole, in that whole class, Zheng Dandan's sitting posture suddenly became a model pacesetter.