"Students, please be quiet"

Mr. Peng Qiyang, the head teacher who had just stepped into the classroom, pushed the thick glasses on the bridge of his nose, spoke his unique Mandarin with a strong Sichuan flavor, and said aloud to the noisy and noisy students who were studying at night: "Today, Director Yan of the Department of Electrical Engineering has something to announce to the students, everyone applauds."

"Haha, no need to applaud, just leave after a few words."

The voice did not fall, it was like Wang Xifeng's classic appearance in "Dream of Red Mansions", and he knew who was coming before he heard his voice before he saw him. Director Yan Su in a suit of sports equipment quickly flashed from the door of the classroom, and then she took a few brisk strides and occupied the podium.

You Kehu glanced at Yan Su, who was already standing next to the podium, suspiciously, and thought to himself that Director Yan was a leader who would never come to the front line of the class in person, what important thing would alarm her to come to our class to announce? Turning his head with a serious face, he quietly asked his tablemate who was leaning over to play with his mobile phone: "Yuan Fang, what do you think?" ”

Wang Qiang at the same table is also a good friend of You Ke, who is both the same table and the bunk bed in the bedroom, because he is from Pixian County, Sichuan, this place is rich in one of the favorite condiments of Sichuan people: Pixian Douban, so You Ke gave him the nickname "Douban King".

Wang Qiang usually loves face, and Zhengsheng You can take his nickname, but You Ke didn't call Douban today, and directly came to Yuan Fang. Wang Qiang didn't fight anywhere, and replied angrily: "No time!" “

The class representative who followed Teacher Peng reported a large stack of papers, followed Yan Su's eyes, and placed them on the podium nervously.

"Oops, announcing exam results"

Wang Qiang didn't know when to raise his head, and You Ke's heart also chuckled, because everyone knew that this time it was the results of the mechanical drawing subject that he had just taken last Wednesday.

Before the exam, you can not even turn the book, that is, I feel that what the teacher said is easy to understand, before the exam only roughly flipped the book, and I didn't even bother to take notes, so I understood the principles of mechanical drawing, nothing more than the front view, side view, and several elements of the top view, think about it anyway, it is to draw 10 real objects through three-dimensional thinking, 10 points per question, and it should be able to pass. But after all, I don't have a score in my heart, and I can't help but secretly complain at this moment.

"This time, a total of 228 students from all 5 classes of the electrical department participated in the mechanical drawing exam, which can be said to be miserable!" Yan Su used the usual tone of school speech, and his eyes glanced at the students sitting under the podium.

"More than half of the students scored below 50 points, 70% failed, of which only more than 20 scored more than 70 points, and the second place in the whole grade was only 89 points! Mess! ”

The audience erupted into a sigh,

"But," Yan Su's tone paused suddenly,

"There are also students who did well in the exam, such as this first place, who scored 98 points!"

The class was instantly lit up and boiled.

"Who is this, such a cow" You Ke thought, sincerely wishing that he was the lucky one among the more than 70 points.

Because the results of each subject are ranked in the middle of the class, You Ke has never bothered about it, and Song Cripple, who is in the same dormitory, scored 60 points in three subjects in a row last time, and in order to thank Lady Luck for her favor, he asked his roommates to rub it well. In fact, everyone understands that it must be the subject teacher who let him go, but this kid is lucky to pass the three subjects. I thought to myself, don't just make up for this mechanical drawing exam.

So when the representative looked at You Ke with a very strange look and sent the roll to himself, You Ke's brain instantly went blank,

“98？！ Damn, it's me?! How can it be...... ”

He felt that Director Yan Su seemed to be watching him from the podium, but what he said was no longer very real.

……

At 3:14 p.m., You Ke, who woke up, couldn't remember how many times he had woken up on time at this moment. At the ugly moment, it seems that God has made a joke on him that is not too big or small, and a little cruel.

He vaguely remembers that since June a year ago, such insomnia began to haunt him, sometimes one day after a day, sometimes for several days, sometimes after an interval of 1-2 weeks, it suddenly appeared on time, it seemed that there was no pattern at all, but every time he woke up in the middle of the night, it was almost every second, it was simply the punctual time of the news broadcast, and he always woke up involuntarily at this node.

At the beginning, You Ke felt that it might be because of the problem of tuition fees and the huge pressure of studying, and in order to solve it, he even asked Wang Qiang to play an all-night Warcraft. As a result, the next night, he would still wake up from his dream on time, so he didn't care about him and resigned himself to fate.

The alcohol that he celebrated with his roommates at the supper had not completely dissipated, and You Ke's headache hit again, and the whole vest was drenched in cold sweat again. He felt as if he had a strange illness, but he didn't want to tell anyone about it, apparently he felt that several of his roommates in his dorm room were mentally abnormal people, and he must not be reduced to their kind.

For example, when he got up early in the morning, Yin Wei, who was on the bunk opposite the window, always woke up with a strange scream, and it was just a long roar to stretch his waist, he seemed to have learned the lion roar of the golden lion king, and used enough twelve layers of skill, and the strange screams were not only continuous but also graceful and melodious. Each time, I stopped by harvesting pillows or lunch boxes thrown by my roommates.

The Song cripple on the opposite side of the bunk was originally named Song Lily, from Anyue, a large pig-raising county in Sichuan. Not only does this guy have nothing to do with the white and beautiful lilies in any way, but he is also a very unhygienic master. Because I often don't wash my feet at night, the sheets stick to my feet, and I don't forget to be disgusting and ridicule everyone. Why does this sheet stick to my feet and can't get it off, it's so annoying."

But he also paid the price for this, four months ago Song Lihe had a corn in his left foot, and hurriedly went to the hospital for a small operation, and since then he has been limping for more than a month, so he got the nickname of "Song Cripple", and has been called by his classmates until graduation, and it is estimated that this Jianghu Ya will follow him for a lifetime.

Douban Wang lives in the upper bunk of You Ke, and the upper bunk next to him lives a god, Xie Daixin, who is a legend of advanced mathematics in the university, and it is almost impossible to solve his high math problems.

This god is usually unkempt, never punctual in the big classroom, when everyone is often painstakingly preparing for the exam, he is wearing a pair of slippers, one hand in the pants, one hand in the pants, and the other hand holding the steamed bun leisurely gnawing at the door of the classroom, and then with the steamed bun holding the big black-framed glasses next to the eyes as if no one is looking, snapped, and said to himself: "Why are there cockroaches?" After that, as if walking leisurely, no one else paced to the back and sat down steadily, and dozens of people in the classroom and the professor on the podium watched the whole process with bated breath, and there was not even a cough. You Ke felt at that time: "Wow, it's just a god in my mind, Lao Xie is too stylish!" “

The stage name everyone gave him was "Metabolism", which is also appropriate. Metabolism is easy-going, but he doesn't know much about social communication, and he always doesn't seem to be in the right place except for the academic string in his head.

Once after 12 o'clock in the evening, everyone slept well, and suddenly heard the Douban King interrupt the drink: "Metabolism, what are you doing TMD, scare Lao Tzu!" Everyone got up and asked what was going on, and King Douban said angrily: "I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet with urine, it was dark, and suddenly I saw this guy sitting there, in the middle of the night, scared to death." At this point, several roommates knew that Xie Daixin still had the habit of meditating at night.

These are some of You Ke's best roommates.