After Zheng Dandan arrived home, it was 8:45 p.m.

Almost all the people in the village have the habit of going to bed early and getting up early.

In the evening, near nine o'clock, the old lady had already gone to sleep.

At this time, Zheng Pinghe was sitting on a stone bench in the courtyard with Erlang's legs crossed, smoking a cigarette boredly.

On the stone table, there is a cloth bag and two flashlights.

Zheng Dandan walked into the courtyard and said, "Uncle, I'm back." ”

Zheng Pinghe nodded and said, "Well, put the schoolbag into the room, and then go out with me." ”

"Yes, uncle."

After Zheng Dandan answered, he quickly ran into the room, and after putting down his schoolbag, he immediately ran back to the yard, not daring to procrastinate at all.

"Grab the sack and come with me."

After Zheng Pinghe finished speaking, he picked up a flashlight and walked out of the courtyard first.

"Oh."

Zheng Dandan lifted the cloth bag in one hand and followed closely with a flashlight in the other.

Zheng Dandan saw Zheng Pinghe walking silently all the way, depending on what he was thinking, he had to follow step by step.

There was nothing to say all the way, the two silently walked towards the Mulan Bridge on the street, Zheng Dandan wanted to speak several times, and wanted to ask about the formation in the morning, but saw Zheng Pinghe's calm face, still silent, and looked preoccupied.

The two walked across the Mulan Bridge, turned left at the three-way intersection, walked onto a three-meter-wide village road, and walked along the dim street lamps all the way.

At night, on both sides of the road 100 meters away, the two-story tiled houses of all colors look simple and quiet, and the village composed of 100 families is located on both sides of the road.

Loquat Village, named after the abundance of loquat in the village, faces Shanzi Village across the stream.

The two walked into loquat village, followed the trail behind the village, all the way through the loquat forest, walked to the foot of the mountain, and walked along the mountain road to the mountain.

Farm busy mountain!

As the name suggests, the mountain is busier in the busy farming season, the fertile land is always easy to overgrow with weeds, every time the farming season is busy, on the mountain, under the loquat trees, weeds, like dead trees growing like crazy, the villagers always have to go up the mountain in groups to weed at that time, in order to look forward to the loquat in the coming year, can have a better harvest.

Zheng Dandan pursed his lips speechlessly, secretly scarlet in his heart, "Alas! It's really a pain in the idle egg, and it's really boring to be able to climb the mountain in the middle of the night when you are bored. ”

Along the rugged mountain road of the one-person aisle, the two walked for more than half an hour and came to a cemetery halfway up the mountain.

Zheng Pinghe stopped, looked around, nodded and said to himself, "Well, it should be here." ”

He turned to look at Zheng Dandan and asked, "Stinky eggs, what do you think of this cemetery?" ”

“……”

Zheng Dandan didn't know what he meant, he looked at Zheng Pinghe with a confused expression.

"How is this cemetery? What do you think I'm doing? Am I a cemetery? Zheng Pinghe asked impatiently again.

Zheng Dandan knew that Zheng Pinghe had always asked him twice, at most, and would never ask the third time, and after two times, if he didn't answer, he would definitely be beaten.

Moreover, every time a question is asked, it is always concise and to the point, and the answer will never be just a simple answer.

Zheng Dandan didn't know what Zheng Pinghe meant by asking how this cemetery was? He immediately picked up his flashlight and looked around the cemetery.

Zheng Dandan, regardless of whether it was right or wrong, looked at it and said, "Eh! This cemetery, it looks like the feng shui is not bad, surrounded by mountains and rivers, bright in front of the hall, the mountains and rivers are integrated, the mountain is yang, the water is yin, the yin and yang are harmonized, left and right, not far from the two mountain springs and streams, surrounded by double water, there is the potential of the appearance of the real dragon, hey! In the northwest of the upper right corner, who is so lacking in morality, unexpectedly, digging a ditch to divert water to flush the tomb, this is to make the tomb owner, the husband incest? Could it be that the owner of this cemetery is a woman? The soil is still new, it seems that this tomb should be buried for no more than a year, uncle, you said that such a tomb, will there be treasures? ”

Zheng Dandan gushed endlessly, he would rather say it wrongly, not less, more than ten years of understanding of Zheng Pinghe, he really knows Zheng Pinghe's temper too well, even if he is wrong in ninety-nine sentences, if there is one sentence right, then he can be beaten less, at most, he will only have a black King Kong face, patiently explain the wrong place to him, if there is no right sentence, then it must be beaten first.

"Bastard, take you to see the cemetery feng shui, do you think I brought you to rob the tomb? Lao Tzu has really taught you for more than ten years, and after you go back, see how I clean you up. Zheng Pinghe said with an angry face.

"Uncle, I know it's wrong." Zheng Dandan whispered in fear, but he was secretly happy in his heart, he didn't beat him on the spot, it is estimated that he should have escaped, there must be something right, otherwise, it would not be the end of a few scoldings.

Zheng Pinghe glared at Zheng Dandan, he stretched out his hand, and said angrily: "Bring the cloth bag." ”

"Oh."

Zheng Dandan responded, and quickly handed the cloth bag in his hand to Zheng Pinghe respectfully.

After Zheng Pinghe took the cloth bag, he opened the slipknot at the mouth of the bag with one hand, and took out a small pure copper bell from it, with a handle above the bell, and a sword at the upper end, in the shape of a "mountain", with a tongue in the bell, and a red cloth blocked the mouth of the bell.

"No wonder on the road, the cloth bag will be silent, it turns out that the bell mouth is blocked, I said? It's like a bell to the touch, how can it not shake off, there should be magic weapons such as order flags, magic rulers, and town altar wood. Zheng Dandan muttered quietly.

Zheng Pinghe put the cloth bag on the ground, and after looking at Zheng Dandan, he took out the red cloth in the bell, and said slowly: "This bell is a branch of the Sanqing Bell, called the Soul Killing Bell, which has the functions of soul dementoring, soul hunting, and soul collection. ”

"Souls? What the hell? Isn't it, really a ghost? Zheng Dandan couldn't turn a corner, and looked at Zheng Pinghe in a daze.

Zheng Pinghe ignored Zheng Dandan, he carried the bell and continued to shake the bell in his hand towards the cemetery, and suddenly, the bell rang constantly.

Zheng Pinghe recited the incantation in his mouth: "The magic bell is shaking, the soul is in place, and the disease is sick!" ”

A red figure suddenly appeared in front of the cemetery, Zheng Dandan hadn't come back to his senses, and turned around to look at it after realizing it.

I saw that the woman in front of me, wearing a red costume, in her early twenties, with a graceful posture, a pale face, and blood-red eyes, was empty and godless, giving people a sense of suffocating depression.

The soft red fabric wrapped around her delicate cold body, exuding the smell of death.

The yin wind was gusting through his heart, Zheng Dandan couldn't help but shudder, turned his head to look at Zheng Pinghe, pointed at the woman in red with one hand, and asked with some uncertainty: "Uncle, is this a female ghost?" ”

Zheng Pinghe nodded with a slight smile, his lips curled slightly at Zheng Dandan, but in his heart, he was a little inexplicably proud, "Stinky boy, I made you bold, and you were finally scared, right?" Hehe, little one, I still don't believe she can't scare you? I think that at the beginning, when I was deceived by the old Taoist priest to see a ghost for the first time, at that time, I was really scared, eh! A little embarrassed, almost peed my pants. ”

Zheng Pinghe thought in his heart, the smug look had not passed, but he saw Zheng Dandan's eyes glowing with gold, as if he had seen the most interesting toy, his face was ecstatic, and there was no imaginary fear at all.

Zheng Pinghe was suddenly a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help but hold his forehead and sigh, "Alas! It seems that he still muttered the courage of this stinky boy, in this world, except for himself, there is nothing to fear him? ”

I saw that Zheng Dandan couldn't wait to walk towards the female ghost, with a happy expression, and asked excitedly: "Wow, young lady, are you really a female ghost?" Is it transparent, can I touch it? As he spoke, he stretched out his left hand to touch it.

When the female ghost heard this, she quickly floated back and said apologetically: "Men and women don't kiss, the little master also please respect yourself, although the little woman has become a ghost, but, she has been married to a woman before her death, the way of a woman, you should keep chastity, even if it is a trace of soul, it must not be defiled by others, although the little woman is a soul, but, the little master, you have mana, you can touch the little woman, so, please forgive the little master, forgive the little woman for being difficult to obey." ”

“……？”

Zheng Dandan was stunned on the spot, at a loss, with an embarrassed face, looking at the female ghost speechlessly, speechless in his heart, "Faint!" Look at your cemetery is still brand new, it should have been less than a year old, it's the 21st century, and there are such conservative women, oh no, it should be said that female ghosts are, men and women don't kiss? Defile? I'll go! Actually called me a little pervert? ”

"Huh! Uh-ho! Uh-ho! ”

Zheng Pinghe saw that Zheng Dandan was deflated, and the depression in his heart finally found a balance, and he laughed a little gloatingly, as if he felt something wrong again, and quickly turned into a cough.

In order to hide his schadenfreude, Zheng Pinghe straightened his face and said, "Okay, stay around, don't interrupt here." ”

"Oh." Zheng Dandan answered, and walked to Zheng Pinghe and stood behind him dejectedly.

Zheng Pinghe looked at the female ghost and said, "Say it!" What the hell is going on? In broad daylight, you dare to come out and commit murder, aren't you afraid that your soul will be scattered? If you hadn't met me, do you think you would still be able to stand here and talk? ”

The female ghost saluted and said respectfully: "Thank you master for not killing!" It was only because my man had a quarrel with the butcher Zeng Xianyun on the street, who knew that the butcher had evil intentions and came to destroy the feng shui of my cemetery, causing the little woman to suffer from flooding the tomb day and night, so the little woman would never die with him. ”

"Let's be specific, carefully talk about the causes and consequences, and why you can come out to commit murder in broad daylight, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will let your soul fly away now." Zheng Pinghe said in a deep voice.