It's on fire!

It's on fire!

Make a name for yourself!

Yellow leaves are completely on fire!

From a freshman in high school, to a senior teacher, from a doorman and a security guard, to the head of a school, who doesn't know Huang Ye fuckingly. This rap has offended thousands of people! Look at it, look at it, who still has the heart to study, who still has the heart to do the questions. All of them are holding back the fire, and they want to beat the yellow leaves, and they can't take care of themselves. We're tired enough of studying, big brother, are you my big brother, spare us!

There are 17 classes in the first year of high school.

"Damn, there's a kind of you don't come out for the rest of your life. I'm. Brothers, go back. It's time for class. "The two classmates next door were tired of scolding at the door of class 17.

"Go back and rest, and continue to scold after class. If I can't beat you to death, I will scold you and scold you to death. ”

"His uncle, so many lines, so many words, I have a pain in the eyes when I look at it, Nima, how did you write it. How good it is for you to sleep with this kung fu. ”

The class bell rang, and the blocked doors were gone. Wu Tong hurriedly opened the classroom door. Mu Qingge, a first-grade physics teacher, walked into the classroom with a little bit.

"Wow, I'm so excited that the male god is here." As soon as Xu Xiaoshuang saw the physics teacher's heart, her heart pounded: "Handsome to death, so handsome, I'm about to faint." Xiangxiang, help me. ”

Liu Xiang covered her forehead, who are you, I don't know you nymphomaniac.

"Before class, let me ask, which one is Huang Ye?" Mu Qingge elegantly put down the lesson plan and glanced at the students with a smile.

"Him!" Fifty-seven people, fifty-seven fingers, all pointing to the yellow leaves.

。。。。。。 ,Yellow leaves cold sweat came out again.,It's.。。 What is this for? I feel so awkward.

"Huang Ye, who can write such an excellent work as political transfer, must be excellent in other aspects, right? Come, I have a small test paper here, you finish this lesson. As long as you can pass, I won't bother you. If I fail, I'll have two quizzes left for me to finish this week. Mu Qingge walked to the yellow leaf table, put down a test paper, and walked back to the podium with a slight smile: "Students, in this class, let's talk about the synthesis law and application of force." Open page 119 of the textbook. ”

Huang Ye looked at this test paper, so frightened that his teeth didn't swallow his stomach, the 2007 International Olympiad Finals physics test questions...

Gong Yanhao leaned over and took a look: "My mother, Ah Huang, you should mourn and change." If you can pass this volume, Qingda Beihua (self-realization) will not rob you of your head. Dude has enough energy to spare. Ah Huang, you must hold on. ”

"Get out!" Huang Ye scolded: "Schadenfreude, don't forget what I want to recite in my RAP, three days, three days." ”

"I'll rub your uncle!" Gong Yanhao is in a hurry, which pot is really not opened. Is this memorized by a person, how does it feel more difficult than memorizing ancient texts?

Huang Ye read the questions of the test paper, it was difficult, very difficult. I remember that the highest score in the International Olympic Finals over the years was about forty or fifty points. The physics teacher was clearly not going to let himself go. No problem, please help nickname.

"Nickname, come out."

"Why, I'm sleeping."

"Sleep what you sleep hi. The fire burned the eyebrows. Hurry up and help. ”

"Support your lungs, you owe me almost 600,000 people, and let me support you, why is your face so big?"

"I'm not afraid of itching if there are too many lice, I'll definitely pay it off within a month, I haven't lived enough." Help me figure it out."

"Come on, it's been eight lifetimes of bad luck with you. This is the Possession of the Divine Spirit. The original price is worth 10,000 people, and it costs 100 points for one minute of rent. Do you want? ”

"If you want, I'll rent it for twenty minutes. You can't use it up, you can return it, right? ”

"You can return it, but the celebrity value can't be returned."

“。。。。 What's the difference between this and not returning? Forget it, anyway, what you say makes sense, give it to me" Huang Ye instantly learned to be possessed by the gods, and then look at these topics, oops, it's too simple. It's all college students doing 1+1=2, which is not a thing.

Gong Yanhao looked at Huang Ye and answered the question as if he was convulsive. Multiple choice questions, 20 seconds to complete, True/False, 20 seconds, Fill in the blanks, 1 minute, Short answer questions, 2 minutes, Calculation questions, 5 minutes, The last two extended questions, 5 minutes, 13 minutes and 40 seconds in total.

"I said Ah Huang, even if you make it up, you don't have to make it up so realistically, right? Look at your steps, tsk, I almost believed it. ”

"Nonsense, hehe. Just look at it. "Huang Ye looked at his watch for more than 13 minutes, and he was distressed, and he threw 600 celebrity points in vain. Learning God's possession is really not covered. I really want to know what the teacher's expression will be when he sees the paper.

On the stage, Mu Qingge was lecturing while looking at the yellow leaves with his spare eyes. Seeing that he was crazy when he did the question, he was speechless. It's really good to pretend, this is the physics test question of the International Olympiad Finals last year, and those questions in it, especially the last two extended questions, I can't answer it. If you don't have an answer, you don't know how to start.

Mu Qingge's lectures were lively and funny, and the students liked his classes very much. I love the feeling of learning while playing. Time passed quickly, and suddenly, the bell rang for the end of class.

"That's all for this class, as long as the students memorize the knowledge points I talked about, the exam is not a problem. Class. Mu Qingge walked to Huang Ye's side: "How about it, make a few questions?" ”

"Fortunately, it's all done, as for the results, leave it to fate!" Huang Ye used a classic line from Shen Teng's sketch in his previous life, which made Mu Qingge laugh: "I'll take it back and take a look." Remember what I said, you will be punished if you fail. ”

Punished? Hehe, that's not brother's style, I hope you don't have a heart attack. Huang Ye secretly wondered if it would be too high-profile. This god possession talisman needs to be improved, as long as you can't control your thinking at all, you can't deliberately do a few wrong questions. The principal just told him to keep a low profile in the morning, oops, so tangled.

In the office, Mu Qingge elegantly made a cup of tea for himself, took a sip, and saw the female teacher opposite secretly looking at him, smiled chicly, and lowered his head to review the test paper made by Huang Ye. The female teacher opposite her face was flushed, Qingge was so handsome, especially when she laughed, she felt that her whole world was lit up. No, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to.. The female teacher hurriedly ran to the bathroom, omitting 15,000 words here...

The first one chooses B, that's right, the second C, it's right, and the third D, I'll go, and I'm right again. The fourth C, that's right again! The fifth, A, this. That's a lot of luck. All right? This kid is out of luck. I'll take a look at the true/false questions. The first one is right, it's right, the second one is wrong, it's right, the third one is wrong, it's right, the fourth one is right, it's true, it's the fifth. That's right

The more Mu Qingge looked at it, the more frightened he became. If even five is luck, then even ten is also luck?

Mu Qingge sat up straight and looked at the short-answer question with great energy.

The first question was answered perfectly.

The second question, there is nothing wrong with it.

The third question is exactly the same as the answer.

Question 4, correct.

Question 5, answer perfectly.

This, this... Mu Qingge didn't dare to look down, and chose to judge that the short answers were 2 points per question, and if they were all right, they would already score 30 points. What is this concept, the first place in the 2007 International Olympiad was 46 points. 10th place is 29 points!!

Mu Qingge rubbed his eyes, this is really fake, this kid won't get the answer in advance, right? No way, everything was decided by me on the fly. There's no way he's cheating. Besides, there is no answer to this test question on the Internet, so he can't do it even if he wants to?

With a little trembling hands, Mu Qingge looked at the calculation problem. Calculation questions are very important. Three questions, each worth 10 points.

The first question, this step is right, this formula is right, this algorithm is also right, and the final answer is right!

The second question, this step, yes, this step, perfect, this step, amazing, this formula can still be used like this, how did he come up with it. Answer, correct.

Question 3, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... It's all right again. 30 points, it's already 60 points. Mu Qingge's whole body trembled. Genius, genius.

Mu Qingge couldn't sit still excitedly. Circling around the office. The last two extended questions don't need to be read anymore, they are not at all something that high school students can do, even college students may not be able to do it. Good seedlings, good seedlings. I'm going to strike first. In the 2008 International Olympics, I have yellow leaves in my hand, who is the opponent in the world? Money, honor, beauty, oh, I'm not short of beauty. The spring of my Mu Qingge is coming!

Mu Qingge, who has quit smoking for a long time, opened the locked drawer, and there was a box of cigars that had not been touched for more than half a year, lit one, and took a deep breath. Uncontrollably look at the last two extended questions.

Hey, this is so familiar, isn't it... Singer Mu Qing hurriedly picked up the standard answer, compared it carefully, and smoked the whole cigar in one breath excitedly. Heartbeat, my heartbeat, can't stand it. Who can save me. Mu Qingge felt that he was having trouble breathing, he took out his mobile phone with difficulty, and dialed a number: "Demon 20, I want to ask for help... ”

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