Chapter 56 You Go Die
Zheng Dandan took three steps and ran towards the mountain in two steps.
He shouted as he ran.
"Zhang Jinxuan, you wait up there, I'll go up and pick you up."
After he quickly ran to Zhang Jinxuan's side, he saw that she was still crying with pear blossoms and rain, and suddenly felt a little puzzled.
He didn't know why Zhang Jinxuan was crying so sadly, and he wanted to tease her, so he asked with a heartless smile.
"Zhang Jinxuan, what are you? Don't have to go to class today? Why did you run up the mountain to see the scenery by yourself? Hehe! How do you look at the scenery and cry? ”
Zhang Jinxuan, who was originally wronged and cried, stopped crying instantly after hearing Zheng Dandan's words.
She raised her head angrily and stared at Zheng Dandan with teary eyes.
Suddenly.
She quickly stood up, stretched out her jade hand as fast as lightning, and slapped Zheng Dandan's face.
"Smack!"
A crisp and loud slap suddenly rang out.
Zheng Dandan never thought that Zhang Jinxuan would beat him for no reason, and for a while, he couldn't dodge it, and he was beaten up.
He was stunned on the spot, the face that was originally scratched by the broom, after the treatment of spiritual power, there were only five red marks left, and now, the whole side of his face was red, like half of the monkey's buttocks.
He covered his face with one hand, looked at Zhang Jinxuan inexplicably, and was depressed in his heart.
What's going on?
I just kindly asked, why do you slap people in the face for no reason?
fainted to death, and sure enough, it was still the female devil, which was so unreasonable.
If it weren't for the fact that you were a girl, I would definitely let you go to the hospital, it's too much, do I owe you in my last life?
Speechless to death, why do you keep bullying me? Am I really that easy to bully? Or are you bullying addicted?
It was a bite before, but now it's changed directly, I knew I wouldn't come up, let the stupid people come up, it's really angry and .......
Zheng Dandan was annoyed and cranky, and before he could finish thinking about it, suddenly, Zhang Jinxuan opened her hands, quickly pounced on him, hugged his shoulders and continued to cry bitterly.
"Woo-woo-woo......."
Zheng Dandan was stunned again, and he was even more depressed in his heart and wanted to vomit blood.
Belch! What's going on? Why are you crying again?
You still have reason to beat someone, you didn't cry when you were beaten, but you cried first when you beat someone.
Faint! What a way this is! Oh, my God! Let me be reincarnated as a woman in my next life! (Good!) I promise you, the author said. )
Ye Du saw that Zhang Jinxuan gave Zheng Dandan a slap for no reason, and suddenly, he was a little annoyed in his heart, and muttered to himself.
Who is this? People kindly went up to pick you up, how can you slap someone in the face for no reason, it's really too much.
With thought in his heart, he quickly ran towards the mountain, ready to reason with Zhang Jinxuan.
Suddenly.
He saw that Zhang Jinxuan actually hugged Zheng Dandan and continued to cry bitterly, which suddenly made him a little dumbfounded.
"What's the situation......?"
Ye Du muttered at a loss, and even felt that his brain was a little short-circuited.
His feet, which had been climbing upwards, actually retreated to the rear, and on the slope, when his feet landed, he leaned back, and it was tragic on the spot.
"Ah......h
Ye Du's mouth let out a terrifying scream of weeping ghosts and gods, and with the scream, he rolled down the mountain to .......
Fortunately, there are more longan trees on the mountain, and after he rolled more than a dozen steps away, he was blocked by the longan tree, otherwise, the consequences would be really unimaginable.
Zhang Jinxuan stood on the slope and hugged Zheng Dandan condescendingly.
She saw Ye Du tumbling down the mountain, and she was so frightened that her heart jumped to her throat, and she was relieved to see him blocked by the longan tree.
Ye Du raised his head and looked at Zhang Jinxuan, who was hugging Zheng Dandan, and when he saw her looking at him, he was so frightened that he immediately covered his eyes with his hands and lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.
"Poof!"
Zhang Jinxuan was amused by Ye Du's actions, she bit her lip and said loudly in annoyance.
"If you dare to look at it again, I will give you a slap in the face."
Ye Du was frightened on the spot and didn't dare to look up again.
He rested his head on his arm with his left hand, and stretched his right hand over his head, swaying vigorously from side to side, signaling that he didn't dare to look at it.
Zheng Dandan originally heard Ye Du's screams, and was a little puzzled, not knowing what happened to him, but when he was about to look back, he heard Zhang Jinxuan's words, and he was so frightened that he immediately said loudly: "I didn't dare to look at it!" ”
He stiffened and didn't dare to move, and his heart was speechless.
Faint! slapped me in front of my brother, I'm already very faceless, if you do it again, then do I want to live?
Hearing Zheng Dandan's answer, Zhang Jinxuan and Ye Du both laughed at the same time.
"Giggle......."
"Hahaha...... Bah! Bah! Bah....... ”
Zhang Jinxuan hugged Zheng Dandan, laughing because her whole body trembled, and she laughed before her tears dried, she was really smiling like a flower.
Ye Du was tragic, he lay on the ground and laughed, but his mouth was full of dirt.
Hearing the laughter of the two, Zheng Dandan was even more full of doubts.
What's going on? Why do you cry one moment and laugh the other?
At this time, Zhang Jinxuan let go of her hand, and after she let go of Zheng Dandan, she took a step back and glared at him with some annoyance.
Zheng Dandan saw Zhang Jinxuan let go of himself, so frightened that he immediately took two steps back, and said innocently: "Why did you beat me for no reason?" I fainted, and I didn't provoke you. ”
Zhang Jinxuan wiped away her tears, rolled her eyes arrogantly, and said, "It's you who hit!" ”
After hearing Zhang Jinxuan's words, Zheng Dandan looked at her depressedly and couldn't help but slander.
Are girls so unreasonable?
Forget it, good men don't fight with women, and I don't have the same knowledge as you.
Thinking about it, Zheng Dandan opened his mouth and asked, "Do you want to go down?" It's too steep up there, and it's a bit unsafe. ”
After Zhang Jinxuan nodded, she motioned for Zheng Dandan to go first, and then she followed him with her schoolbag and walked down the mountain.
Since ancient times, it has been easy to go up and down the mountain, and the slope of the mountain road here is relatively steep.
Zheng Dandan glanced back at Zhang Jinxuan and saw her cautiously following her down the mountain.
After thinking about it, he kindly stretched out his hand and asked, "Do you want me to help you down?" ”
Zhang Jinxuan's face was slightly red but she didn't speak, just nodded and stretched out her baby-white jade hand.
Zheng Dandan saw her stretch out her hand, so he cautiously stepped forward and took Zhang Jinxuan's hand.
When Zheng Dandan gently took her hand, he was instantly stunned.
There was a cold feeling in the palm of his hand, and the soft jade hand was like congealed fat, and the color was like the first snow.
Zheng Dandan, who had not eaten for a day and a night, was already hungry and thirsty at this time, and he looked at the jade hand with fine eyes, as if it was the most tempting food in the world, like bread, like ice cream .......
He slowly stretched his head away, and gradually ...... Gradually...... The distance is getting closer...... It's getting closer.
He didn't dare to open his mouth, lest his dream be shattered, and only by tasting it carefully on the tip of his tongue could he live up to this delicious ...... given to him by God.
The moment Zhang Jinxuan's hand was held by him, her pear blossom and rainy face was like a green apple, ripening at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The little rabbit in her heart was even more nervous and about to jump to her throat, nervous, shy, and more ......secure.
Zhang Jinxuan saw that he slowly stretched out his head and was about to kiss his hand, and she was even more frightened.
When she didn't know what to do, she saw him stick out his tongue, and Zhang Jinxuan was stunned on the spot.
Immediately, she reacted quickly and muttered in a daze.
Not a kiss, but a lick?
Yikes! You're a fucking bastard, disgusting, ah...... Die!
Zhang Jinxuan was embarrassed and angry, and quickly kicked Zheng Dandan.
"Bang!"
"Ah......h Help me! ”
A soft sound, accompanied by Zheng Dandan's screams, sounded.
The tragic Zheng Dandan was kicked and fell to the ground on the spot, rolling down in the direction of Ye Du .......
Zhang Jinxuan, who was in anger, saw Zheng Dandan rolling down the mountain, she seemed to have lost her mind, and Ren shouted angrily.
"Ahh Dead bastard, you die! Look at my aunt and grandmother if they don't kill you. She scolded angrily as she jumped to her feet angrily.
"Bang!"
A dull collision sounded, Zheng Dandan touched his buttocks, secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and whispered.
"Whew! It's finally the end, but it's good that it's soft ground, or it's dead. ”
At this time, Ye Du was really bitter and couldn't say it.
He originally wanted to lie down and watch the play, but who knows, but he became a pond fish that was affected, and was pressed under him by Zheng Dandan, who rolled down on the spot, and tragically ate a mouthful of soil.
He cried out in pain, "Ah! Stinky eggs! You've crushed me! Yikes! Phew, ....... He shouted as he tragically spat out a mouth full of dirt.
Angry Zhang Jinxuan, her eyes stared at Zheng Dandan, and she carefully trotted down the mountain all the way.
Her pretty red face, beautiful eyes glaring angrily, like a killer, exuded a murderous aura all over her body.
She stared at her target, lest she would lose her sight by turning her gaze; On her face, there was an expression of heaven if you don't die, and she gradually approached the ...... towards the target.
As she ran, she gritted her teeth and shouted, "You damn bastard, if you dare to run, I will kill you!" ”
Ye Du, who was pressed under Zheng Dandan, shivered excitedly.
He quickly pushed Zheng Dandan away with both hands, like a poisonous snake targeted by a natural enemy, after being frightened, he swam away as fast as lightning like a dragon going out ......to sea.
Ye Du crawled into the distance, silent like a natural sniper, lying on his stomach, lurking, not daring to move, and not daring to look up.
He was like being laughed at by a martial arts master, his whole body trembled, and he shouted silently in his heart.
Oh my God! Stinky eggs, what are you doing?
Even if you want to kiss her hand, you don't kiss her with the tip of your tongue!
Mom! …… I really laughed at it! I can't take it anymore...... Help me......!
Zheng Dandan saw Zhang Jinxuan trotting all the way down the mountain, he wanted to run but didn't dare to run, so he could only look at her.
He was afraid that he would run away, and if Zhang Jinxuan accidentally fell, he would be really tragic.
It was estimated that she should settle the account on her head again, and in desperation, he had to shout loudly: "Zhang Jinxuan, you slow down, be careful of falling." ”