"Huh! Ahem......! ”

Zheng Pinghe looked at the scene in front of him, and couldn't help laughing, and he was even more choked by the cigarette in his hand.

"Stinky boy, I can't kill you, it's your fate." Zheng Pinghe whispered a little embarrassed.

Zheng Dandan ran for about a kilometer with his head in his hands, saying that it was one kilometer, but it was just the feeling in his own heart; From an outsider's point of view, he was just running in place, as if he was being pulled by an invisible person, and no matter how hard he ran, he could never escape.

It's as if there's a fine line between hell and heaven.

Zheng Dandan ran all the way, as if he had crossed an invisible threshold, and suddenly, the scenery in front of him changed again, the gray weather disappeared, and even the nail-like hail stopped; Without the attack of hail, Zheng Dandan, who was bending over and pouting his hips, felt light, he breathed a heavy sigh of relief, and stroked his painful back and head with both hands, panting deeply.

"......Shhh Call......! It hurts me to death, if I smash it a few more times, I guess I'll be in a vegetative state, is there a mistake? What will hail? ”

Zheng Dandan looked up, the sky was clear, and the clouds were not stained; What he saw in his eyes was that the prairie was like a green carpet woven by heaven.

"Wow! It's so beautiful! ……。 ”

Zheng Dandan, who was nervous, was still complaining about the deep pain of being hit by the hail just now, and in a blink of an eye, he was stunned by the eroticism in front of him.

The endless green grass, dancing in the breeze, graceful and colorful, seems to greet, like a call, like a send-off .......

"On the side of the ancient road, the grass is green? Wow! It's so beautiful, beautiful savannah, I'm here! ”

He cheered heartlessly, didn't think about why there was a large grassland, and forgot the previous hail to the clouds.

He ran a few quick steps, and with a vicious dog prey, he quickly threw himself on the soft grass, rolling and frolicking.

"Whew! Call! ……。 ”

Suddenly, a rapid panting sound came from a distance, Zheng Dandan, who was playing, had not yet stopped frolicking, and was deeply panted, which aroused curiosity; He fell silent for a moment, listened with pricked ears, and looked back behind him in confusion.

"Huh! It's dirty! Zheng Dandan let out a bad breath, quickly got up from the soft grass, turned around, and looked ahead with a look of disgust.

I saw that a hundred meters in front of him, a group of stray dogs appeared without warning.

Curly hair of various colors, covered with a thick layer of dirt, skinny and bony body, dragging a broom-like tail to and fro; A long, blood-red tongue spat out of his mouth, panting heavily; His eyes were even more staring at him, like a pack of hungry wolves, his eyes were glowing with a faint green greedy light, his throat kept making a whirring sound, and the only bright teeth at the corners of his mouth looked hideous and terrifying; The four legs are low in front and high in the back, as if they are about to pounce on their prey in the next second.

Zheng Dandan did not panic and fear as he imagined, looking at the sloppy vicious dogs in front of him, but showed a look of disgust, he frowned and whispered: "Faint to death!" Where did the wild dogs come from? It's a disappointment that such a disgusting group of dirty dogs would appear with such a beautiful view. ”

Zheng Pinghe, who was on the stone bench, rolled his eyes speechlessly, and secretly said to himself: "Stinky boy, you also know the beautiful scenery?" Know disgusting? It's okay to get a bunch of spiders, frogs, and mice at home, and you're not disgusting? ”

Zheng Dandan, who was nervous, couldn't hear Zheng Pinghe's words, and looked around with his own eyes, trying to find a stick to drive away these wild dogs in front of him, but unfortunately, there was no grass or mud around, not even a slightly larger stone.

Zheng Dandan didn't move, he frowned, looked at the group of dogs in front of him, and knew that as long as he ran, he would definitely be chased by this group of vicious dogs more tragic than the lost dogs.

In desperation, he slowly retreated, not wanting to find a piece of wood, just wishing for a slightly larger stone, and his eyes did not dare to leave the evil dog.

However, there was nothing but endless grass around.

Zheng Dandan couldn't help but sigh: "Alas! It's hard for a good woman to cook without rice! If only there was a dog-beating stick. ”

As soon as his words fell, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and a stick miraculously appeared in his hand; It is about four feet long, round and jade, and the whole body is generally thick.

Zheng Dandan looked at the stick in his hand, looked up at the sky with a confused expression, and muttered to himself, "Isn't it?" What do you want to come? Do you really treat me as Hong Qigong? I don't know how to fight dogs, so why don't you get me a machine gun? A shuttle was killed, and I stewed dog meat to eat. ”

Zheng Dandan looked at the stick in his hand with anticipation, but unfortunately, the stick was still a stick, and it did not turn into a machine gun as expected.

Zheng Dandan was a little speechless, he waved the stick in his hand a few times, nodded with a little satisfaction, and said to himself: "Well, it's quite handy, forget it, it's better than nothing, come on!" Look how I clean up you vicious dogs, haha! Look at my dog stick method. ”

Zheng Dandan has a stick in his hand, and I have the posture in the world; No longer cautious before, he picked up the stick with pride, and rushed to the wild dog without knowing whether he was alive or dead, his steps were irregular, sometimes urgent and sometimes slow, and he chopped, picked, swept, plucked, picked, teased, and poked as he wanted.

"Wang! Barking! Woohoo! ......”

The group of dogs was completely annoyed by Zheng Dandan's provocation, barking madly and slowly retreating.

Zheng Pinghe looked at Zheng Dandan in front of him, like a monkey, waving a stick and rushing towards the wild dog, and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Stinky boy, even the dog-beating stick method came out, this is "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" too much, right? Why don't you think about "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon"? Forget that a dragon will crush you to death, and you still want a machine gun? I think about it too much. ”

But see, Zheng Dandan waved a stick, jumped up in the air, and smashed a stick into the center of the wild dog group, the group of dogs seemed to be psychic, without the slightest fear, as if commanded, automatically scattered.

A slightly larger black dog quickly jumped up from behind, bit the smashed stick, and then lay on the ground with his whole body, desperately biting one end of the stick, pulling hard.

Zheng Dandan was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, leaned back quickly, and tried hard to pull back the stick, but the other end of the stick was bitten by the black dog, shaking his head desperately, no matter how he pulled and shook, even if the black dog's body was thrown by the stick and rolled, it was useless, and the black dog had a posture of insisting on Qingshan and not letting go.

The wild dogs that scattered around, seeing that there was no threat of sticks, quickly surrounded Zheng Dandan in the middle as if organized, and the two gray-haired wild dogs on the left and right barked wildly and pounced on Zheng Dandan, one left and one right, and at the same time bit his trouser legs, pulling frantically.

Zheng Dandan suddenly became in a hurry, scrambling for the stick, kicking his feet in no order, no matter what, he couldn't break free from the bite of the wild dog; What's even more tragic is that the two yellow-skinned curly dogs behind him saw the opportunity and jumped up and pounced on him at the same time.

"Ahh My ass, fuck me! Loosen your mouth, you two leper dogs, how can you bite my ass ....... ”

Zheng Dandan suddenly screamed in pain, and with his screams, I saw that he was shaking his ass back and forth; On the left and right hips, two yellow-skinned curly dogs are hanging, as if they are trying to do pull-ups, both limbs off the ground, shaking their bodies back and forth, biting his ass tightly.

Zheng Dandan was angry, let go of his right hand, clenched his fist, turned back, and shook it with a fierce punch.

"Bump! Touch! ”

The collision of two fists against the skull sounded, and suddenly, the two yellow-skinned dogs screamed miserably and fell to the side, wailing in pain.

"Woo--。"

"Woo--。"

One punch knocked down two yellow-skinned dogs, Zheng Dandan's anger did not weaken in the slightest, he had a lot of anger, blood splashed five steps of momentum, and punched again fiercely, smashing on the head of the gray dog on his right foot.

"Woo--。" The greyhound screamed when he was beaten, and he also let go of his mouth and took a few steps back, his scarlet eyes revealing a little fear; However, he refused to leave no matter what.

Zheng Dandan freed his right foot and quickly kicked at the other gray dog, and suddenly, the gray dog screamed "woo--", rolled away, and then got up, staring at him again.

Zheng Dandan clenched the stick with both hands again, pushed forward and pulled back in an instant, and the black dog that was biting the stick tightly, there was a "tearing" sound in his mouth, and the instant explosive force made the black dog no longer able to bite the stick, and the other end of the stick finally broke free from the bite of the black dog, which made him breathe a little relieved, but the bursts of pain from his buttocks made him angrily glance at the wild dogs around him.

"You leprosy dogs, you dare to bite my buttocks, how can this be reasonable, let me die! Look at my dog stick method. ”

Zheng Dandan shouted angrily, and a round dance stick, rotated three hundred and sixty degrees, swept through a thousand armies, and threw it at the wild dogs around him.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ……。 ”

"Woo--、 woo--、 woo......."

There was a sound of sticks colliding with meat, accompanied by bursts of desolate screams, and the wild dogs around them suddenly turned into wisps of white smoke and disappeared.

Seeing that the wild dogs around him suddenly disappeared, Zheng Dandan breathed a sigh of relief, quickly grabbed the stick under his armpit, rubbed his buttocks vigorously with both hands, and jumped to his feet and exhaled in pain.