Wu Feng shrugged, Thorin perfectly inherited the characteristics of the Dwarf King: not intelligent, stubborn, stubborn, and tendonous!

Most importantly, the bar is fine!

In the movie, this product can be tied up with Gandalf anytime and anywhere, and Gandalf has been on the bar several times and left angrily.

Wu Feng: I've confirmed, it must be Thor's own grandson, there is no doubt that they are all carved out of a mold, and the stones under the ground are smelly and hard!

Gandalf shrugged, "Trust me, Thorin. Hobbits are naturally good at being quiet, and the dragon Smaug knows nothing about hobbits, let alone their breath. This makes him, Bilbo, the most indispensable teammate of your journey to the Lonely Mountain! Recruit him! ”

Gandalf looked directly at Thorin.

Thorin stared at Gandalf for a long time, feeling that he couldn't handle Gandalf's stubborn old man, and finally reluctantly said to the military advisor Balin: "Contract, give it to him." ”

Balin smiled and took out a contract from his bag and pushed it in front of Wu Feng: "You are lucky, sign it." Then you are part of our adventure team, and the adventure is successful, and there are huge dividends. I don't think you'll be able to spend it in ten lifetimes. ”

Wu Feng looked at Gandalf, and then at the arrogant Sorin on his face, and finally let out a sigh of relief.

Your sister's!

Feelings: Lao Tzu, this is an interview?

Looking for a job?

are all reincarnated, travel to the world of hobbits, and have to interview, and the headhunter (Gandalf), and the boss to talk (Sorin), the boss picks his nose and eyes, and finally can't resist the headhunter's tongue and lotus, and he also guarantees his personality, and finally reluctantly makes it difficult for HR part-time accountant (Bahrain) to give himself an employment contract?

So what is it?

Job seekers?

Wu Feng was speechless, took the employment contract, read it, and was very speechless.

“··· Party A hires Party B to do the following: 1. Infiltrate the Lonely Mountain Treasure and steal the King's Stone from the dragon Smaug. 2. Serve as a scout for the team, anytime, anywhere, and reconnoiter the enemy. 3. Serve as the guard of the team, and be on night duty at night, 4. The man, responsible for cooking on the fire. 5. Responsible for any other work assigned by the team leader Thorin...

Wu Feng: "···"

“·· Party A requires Party B to have the following characteristics: 1. Bear hardships and stand hard work, do not shout hardship or tiredness, and be able to adapt to the high-intensity work rhythm of 724 (on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week). 2. Be brave and good at fighting, move forward bravely when danger comes, and do not be a deserter, otherwise Party A has the right to dispose of it. 3. Obey orders, listen to commands, and do not talk to leaders about conditions. 4. Have a strong sense of teamwork, overall situation and sacrifice. 5. Have a strong psychological quality, and be scolded by the leader for 4 hours with a smile...

"Party B's treatment: Party B has no salary, no bonus, no leave, no right to appeal, no insurance, no compensation for funeral expenses."

Wu Feng was stunned: "Funeral expenses? ”

"Special note: This job has a certain degree of danger, Party A cannot guarantee the personal safety of Party B's employees, and the dangerous situations of work include, but are not limited to: being devoured by a dragon, being roasted by flames, being bitten to death by a hungry wolf, being killed by a half-orc, being swept away by a flood, being eaten by an ogre, falling off a cliff and dying. Typical work-related injuries include: third-degree severe burns, loss of internal organs, death from accidents, different heads, etc.

"Special note: It is strongly recommended that Party B purchase relevant personal injury and accidental death insurance at its own expense (emphasis added, it is self-expense) before departure, and Party A will not provide any insurance. In addition, it is recommended that Party B leave a will in advance, and if an accident occurs during the adventure, Party A is responsible for handing over the will to Party B's designated beneficiary of the estate (there is no guarantee that it will be delivered). ”

"Party A: Thorin, son of Thor."

"Party B: You (blank to be signed.) ）”

Wu Feng: "····"

MMP！

What kind of overlord employment contract is this?

I'm going to go to the government and the union, can I sue you for bankruptcy?

Compared to this contract, even black slave labor seems so humane? The inhumane capitalists who shout 996 all day long in China all seem to be virgins?

There is no salary, just a lot of risks, responsibilities, obligations?

"This kind of contract, you think I'll sign it?"

Wu Feng threw the contract back to Bahrain, and gave up on his face: "If I sign it, I will be a fool!" ”

Bahrain's sly eyes glanced at Wu Feng meaningfully: "You didn't see clearly, behind it is the treatment clause!" ”

Wu Feng snorted coldly, opened his eyes and looked carefully, only to find that at the end of the contract, a line of extremely small words was written in a very small font, and he couldn't read it clearly if he didn't work hard, revealing a dwarf-like treacherous and obscene atmosphere.

"If the venture is successful, Party A can pay Party B one-fourteenth of the proceeds of the risk."

Wu Feng's eyes rolled, and he immediately understood, why was this Party A Solin so arrogant, and he could still recruit 13 fools and be willing to take risks with him?

One fourteenth of the treasures of the lonely mountain!

What is the Lonely Mountain Treasure?

The kingdom of Ilubo, through the greedy dwarf king Thor, has accumulated an astonishing wealth that rivals the kingdom after hundreds of years of continuous excavation!

The so-called tree is a big move, and after the greed of wealth, it is followed by calamity.

The powerful dwarven kingdom of Turin has attracted so many greedy people because it has accumulated too much wealth (see the treasure mountain in the movie for details)!

If you can divide up this dwarven kingdom, a full one-fourteenth of the wealth, it will also be a lot of wealth!

Wu Feng's heart was pounding.

You know, although gold doesn't have much attraction to him, everyone knows that the dwarves are the best race at crafting armor and weapons, even better than the elves' skilled craftsmen!

Elves are good at enchantment, but it's the dwarven craftsmen who are really good at fighting!

If this is one-fourteenth of the share, and it can be exchanged for equipment, then Wu Feng is really making a fortune.

In the plot, Bill Boken agrees to take the risk, although the blood of the Tuke family is in his body (Tuke. Yalu, one of the few hobbits who can ride a war horse), but more importantly, I am afraid of the temptation of one-fourteenth of the treasure of the lonely mountain!

Wu Feng took a deep breath, immediately changed his attitude, and yelled: "I do!" I signed it! ”

The live-action version of "The Boss is Really Fragrant"!

Wu Feng took the contract and was about to sign it on Party B, when he suddenly saw Solin and Bahrain again, and exchanged a smug little look in an extremely covert way...

Wu Feng is not one of those foolish dwarves who can deceive the mining cave with a glass of ale wine and a piece of meat, and the question rolls in: "Wait a minute, if you have something to say, you can make it clear first." This [if Party A takes a successful risk], who has the final say on whether it succeeds or not? Party A can pay Party B one-fourteenth of the proceeds of the risk, what does [may] mean? In addition, how to define the benefits of risking? In case the venture succeeds, but Thorin says it's all his family's wealth, and it's his. I can only take out a money bag I picked up on the side of the road and divide it for 14 points, who should I go to ask for a salary? ”

Wu Feng is unceremoniously, Balabala, expose all the problems of this overlord contract concocted by the boss who has lost his conscience!

Solin and Bahrain, kicked by Wu Feng to expose the truth, the corners of their mouths twitched, and they looked like treacherous bosses and unscrupulous HR faces who were exposed by salaried employees...

O conscience of heaven and earth!

What Wu Feng said happened to be what Thorin Oak Shield thought!