No.140

I felt the deep malice from Chen Xu.

He only said that he was going to count the new books, but he didn't tell us that he would have to move back when he came!

We were dumbfounded, and the jokes weren't made like that, and the books were piled up in a mountain that weighed in tons.

"All of them?"

I pointed to the mountain of books in front of me and asked the manager next to me.

The man in front of him was an uncle in his fifties, he sat there and squinted at it, and probably felt strange to see the two of us coming alone, and he was eager to wait for me to ask him: "Not only that, but there are older ones in the back." ”

His Northeast accent is simple, I just wanted to go up and set it up, but Xia Yu took the lead, and he still used the broken Northeast dialect: "Isn't this, fellow, what's the problem?" ”

I laughed to myself, dialect is all a matter of ears and eyes, and if you want to speak well, you must also have a talent for language. However, I left the Northeast when I was young, and the Northeast dialect that I originally settled down in has been forgotten by myself, and I have not been able to learn the local dialect according to the local customs, so that the current accent is not next to each other.

Hearing Xia Yu speak, Uncle Administrator's eyes radiated a green light: "Heihe, what about you?" ”

"The Great Khing'an Mountains."

"Hey, pure fellow!" He slapped his thigh, stood up with his hands dancing, and walked around Xia Yu twice, "That deep mountain and old forest, how can you still be so smart?" ”

"You don't understand, the black soil raisers, you see that I raised this."

"That being said, it's too much to raise you like this."

Xia Yu doesn't know what she is about to face, it is very dangerous to talk to us Northeasterners, he can use the way of Rap, starting from the Big Bang to doubting life.

didn't give her a chance to talk more, and the uncle made a series of troubles: "Why did you come here to school?" What's your hometown like? Have you been back for the past two years? ”

He took a puff of cigarette, and then turned into a smoke ring and spit it out of his mouth: "The words have to start from the beginning, the ancestors talked about the four happy events in life, the candle night in the cave room, and the title of the gold list." After a long drought, it is a rainy day, and a foreign country meets a familiar one. We're going to have to have a good fight today. ”

I whispered to Xia Yu: "Let's stay away, Northeast Da Nier, hurry up and get serious,"

She is very helpless, and her combat experience in this area is obviously insufficient, but who can blame her, she has no excuse for the trouble, and in the end, she has to be the bad guy: "The fellow sees the fellow, the tears are in my eyes, I understand you two but it's not too late to catch up with tomorrow, we still ...... Let's put it bluntly, let's put public before private, we are here today for books. ”

Originally, the harmonious atmosphere of the symposium was ruined by my bluntness, and the uncle looked very dissatisfied, blowing his beard and glaring at me: "Which green onion are you!" ”

The flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the family did not recognize the family. It hurts me to eat this closed-door soup, but Xia Yu gloated next to him and pretended to be a good person: "Uncle, others are stupid and can't do anything, you can't be angry." ”

He intensified: "The girl will come to trouble, let's see you again." ”

Xia Yu hurriedly followed his words: "Do you have to move these things?" ”

"Why don't you move away and keep the hair for the New Year?"

"The year is just over, uncle."

I really can't learn Xia Yu's likable skills, and a few simple words coaxed the uncle into a pleasant face: "The little girl looks smart and clever, how can her head not be twisted, I mean next year, when you say that by then, will the green hair grow several layers?" ”

sighed again: "How can my son be a loser, how good it is to give birth to a girl like you, I always regret it." ”

We both looked at each other speechlessly and smiled.

The drums are playing in unison on the playground, and a mobilization meeting for the new semester is being held.

Uncle saw what we were thinking: "Knowing the difference between humans and animals is something we can use." ”

After that, he walked out of the door, and when he came back, he was pushing a small tricycle in his hand: "It's much lighter this time, it's not for the sake of this girl's face, I won't tell him if it's someone else." ”

。 Sogou