Chapter 26: The Witty Two Blacks
"I'll go!"
"I'll go!"
"I'm the smartest bird!"
The five birds argued endlessly, seeing the right time, and before the quarrel was about to enter the heat, Chen Ye opened his mouth and looked at the largest of them, a birdman with pure black feathers. "It's you."
The birdman with pure black feathers triumphantly let Chen Ye hug him, and under the vicious gaze of several companions, he spread his wings and carried Chen Ye into the air.
The blackbird flapped its wings with great effort, but it could not hide its smugness.
Chen Ye pursed his lips, which made him feel guilty for deceiving the kindergarten children's lollipops.
Constantly rising in the mountains, Chen Ye could clearly see that the blackbird's beak was a little trembling due to the exertion for too long.
Finally, at the top of the cliff, next to the trunks of a few scattered trees, I saw several birdmen with bright feathers, talking to each other with smiles on their faces, and one of them found the blackbird, suddenly turned pale and spoke. "Erhei! What are you doing here! This is not where you should be! ”
"Sister Feng! I'm just taking this alien up the mountain to trade! Let's go, let's go! The blackbird, known as Erhei, hurriedly sneered, and the previous smug look was gone.
"Don't, this birdman is very beautiful at first glance, if he goes down, then my way back will be cut off, you just let him stay here, wait for our deal to be negotiated, and then let him send me down the mountain, okay?" Chen Ye praised in lingua franca.
The birdman known as Sister Feng, dressed in red feathers, covered the beak with one wing at this time, and said with a smile. "Then for the sake of the face of the guests who came from afar, let him stay first, but Erhei, don't face this side."
"Okay!" Erhei hurriedly retracted his wings that were about to take off, and turned around with a smile on his face.
didn't forget to wink at Chen Ye on the side.
"Say, alien, what do you want to trade?"
"Hmm...... Let's start with what I can bring. Chen Ye thought about it and changed the topic. Earlier, I saw a four-legged python at the foot of the mountain, that thing, it's hard for you to grasp, right? ”
"Huh?" At this moment, the rest of the female birdmen all turned their heads and looked at Chen Ye with blazing eyes, unable to hide their anticipation.
Chen Ye breathed a sigh of relief and continued. "I was at the bottom of the mountain before, and I saw this species burrowing in the ground all year round, and it must be difficult for you beautiful birdmen to catch it, but for me, that species is not difficult to catch, so ...... I want to trade with him. ”
"Yes, that thing tastes good! But it's very hateful, it's been drilling underground, we can't catch it if we want to, what's the matter, brother, do you have a way? Before the female birdman could speak, Erhei called excitedly from the side.
"Shut up, two black!"
"Yes, those things are delicious, we like them very much, but the male idiots in the clan can't catch them at all, if you can really bring that thing up, we are willing to give a high reward!" A pink-feathered birdman said.
"Hehe...... Chen Ye smiled and scratched his head a little embarrassed. That one...... Ladies and gentlemen......"
"I want to ...... I want the kind of eggs that don't have a chance to hatch. ”
Chen Ye said very tactfully, and it was also a way that they could understand, expressing their wishes, and showing embarrassment, presumably they would not think that they were going to eat.
Otherwise, it will be even more difficult to trade.
Erhei's murderous gaze seemed to show that Chen Ye still looked at the female birdman with a natural expression.
"Yes...... A lot...... But what do you have to do that. The female birdman showed a look that was even more embarrassed than Chen Ye.
"I used it to save people!" Chen Ye said firmly.
Strictly speaking, he didn't deceive the birds, he did use it to save people, but in a different way.
"No way!" Erhei opened his mouth directly, and another sound of silence came.
"My people, who are seriously ill, need this beautiful eggshell, hoping to see the most beautiful thing in the world before they die." Chen Ye was talking nonsense seriously, his right hand resting on his left wrist, feeling his heartbeat without fluctuations.
After a short time together, he was able to conclude that this species, which has a brain domain of only 8, has a very high degree of narcissism, especially the female birdman, and he can't help but praise it.
"Hmm......" The birdman known as Sister Feng groaned and said to Erhei. You take this guest away first, and we'll talk about it. ”
"Okay."
After that, regardless of Chen Ye's reaction, he directly grabbed Chen Ye with his wings and walked down the mountain.
Walking behind a tree, Erhei suddenly spoke out and looked at Chen Ye in surprise.
"Aliens! How do you get which beautiful birds you like! ”
"I want to learn...... I'll teach you. Chen Ye suddenly felt that there was one less flying bird creature in Fox Jiu's alien team.
"I'm telling you...... Don't tell other birds. Erhei whispered. Our flock is not slow to reproduce, and food is not a problem, it's just ...... Females are too picky, and usually after a few years, they are willing to lay an egg with a male that can hatch, but the egg that cannot hatch, they can give birth every month. ”
"January ...... Once? Chen Ye's eyes widened, remembering the embarrassment in the female birdman's eyes just now, and he understood a little.
"Looks like we can ask for more, but ...... It's no wonder that they want to discuss, I want someone else's aunt to be emotional,......" Chen Ye said without a common language.
"Brother, why are you covering your face?"
Before Chen Ye could answer, a voice had already come from the top of the mountain, calling them over.
After another war of words and slapping birds' farts, it was finally agreed that five bird eggs would be exchanged for a four-legged python.
During the interrogation of Erhei all the way, he flew down the cliff again, directly skipped the previous ones, and went all the way to the foot of the mountain.
"Erhei, you go up first, the foot of the mountain is too dangerous for your bird clan, if I catch a four-legged python, I will go to the tree on the mountainside to find you." Chen Ye persuaded.
Erhei pondered for a moment, feeling that it was not unreasonable, so he said a few words such as paying attention to safety, and said goodbye for the time being.
And Chen Ye couldn't see Erhei's figure straight, so he took a long breath, his main purpose was naturally to avoid Erhei, after all, his own method was not complicated.
Chen Ye found a cave with a wide bowl, took out a lighter, picked up a few dry firewood, lit it, and put it at the entrance of the cave.
Chen Ye used the simplest method, which was to smoke this thing out raw......
Naturally, it is perfect for using cigarettes.
Hold the kitchen knife tightly in your right hand and wait for the right moment.
After a long time, there was no movement, but I saw that a four-legged python suddenly drilled out of a hole in the ground not far away.
"Three Caves of Cunning Snakes?" Chen Ye was dumbfounded.
He followed another place, looking for every hole in the vicinity, leaving only one, and after filling in the rest, he took out the lighter again and smoked it as usual.
And this time, not even three breaths arrived.
I saw that inside the entrance of the cave, accompanied by thick smoke, a four-legged python hurriedly drilled out.
Finding the right time, Chen Ye raised his knife and cut it off.
(Four-legged python: Compare the low-low-low-profile version of the ancient dragon, which evolved from insects, with short four-legged legs, and lizards and geckos belong to different evolutionary branches, which will be mentioned later)
(Rest today, don't code words, hehe~ The chapter in the evening was sent in advance!) )