New Year's Day spoof
A hundred beginnings you don't know
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One, Yun Xingchen came to my class reunion, but he didn't say that I was boyfriend and girlfriend with him
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Cheng Zi walked over and asked with a "puzzled" face: "Brother Min, is Yun Xingchen your boyfriend?" ”
Yun Xingchen: "No, I'm just here to join in the fun." ”
Me: Die, make a fuss about it????
Yun Xingchen: "Take my girlfriend by the way." ”
Then pull me away.
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Cheng Zi walked over and asked, "Is Yun Xingchen your boyfriend?" ”
Yun Xingchen: "No, I'll deliver takeaways." Who ordered the chicken thighs. ”
A classmate: "Oh, I ordered it!" ”
Me: "...... Bring me one. ”
Yun Xingchen: "Please pay." ”
A classmate: "How to pay?" ”
Yun Xingchen: "Give me a girlfriend." ”
Xiao Shao pushed me over: "Take it away, take it away, no need to make change." ”
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Cheng Zi asked, "Yun Xingchen, what are you doing?" ”
Yun Xingchen: "Come and see the beauty." ”
Me: I can't write this plot anymore, it's over.
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Second, Yun Xingchen didn't come to my class reunion and went back to school.
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Me: "Yun Xingchen, don't stare at me with a black face, okay?" It's scary. ”
Yun Xingchen: "......"
Me: "Why are you staring at me?" ”
Yun Xingchen: "Who is your boyfriend?" ”
Me: "Huh? I'm kidding, I don't have a boyfriend. ”
Yun Xingchen: "Oh, what about your boyfriend?" ”
Me: "It doesn't matter. ”
Yun Xingchen: "How about I help you, you owe me a favor." ”
Me: "??? ”
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Me: "Yun Xingchen, don't stare at me with a black face, okay?" It's scary. ”
Yun Xingchen: "You're so ugly, I'm curious how you did it." ”
Me: "I, how can you say that????? ”
Yun Xingchen: "You c me?" Then I'll be your boyfriend. ”
Me: "???? ”
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Me: "Yun Xingchen, don't stare at me with a black face, okay?" It's scary. ”
Yun Xingchen: "I love to stare at my wife, you care about me?" ”
Me: "?????????????? ”
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Third, the novel and the above situations did not happen, and I confessed to Chen Wenfeng.
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Me: "Style, I still like ......"
Yun Xingchen: "Hello, my girlfriend loves to run around, goodbye." ”
Me: "Hey, I'm not done yet!!! ”
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Me: "Style, I still like ......"
Yun Xingchen: "Don't keep telling others that you like me, I know, I promise you." ”
Me: "What?!" ”
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Me: "Style, I still like ......"
Yun Xingchen: "You are really involved in acting, you have been selected." ”
Me: "???? What was selected? ”
Yun Xingchen: "Didn't you say you wanted to be my girlfriend candidate?" ”
Me: "????????? ”
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Fourth, the novel and above did not happen, Chen Wenfeng confessed to me.
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Chen Wenfeng: "Xiaomin, I like you." ”
Yun Xingchen: "Don't drag my girlfriend." ”
Me: "???? ”
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Chen Wenfeng: "Xiaomin, I like you." ”
Yun Xingchen: "Why did you confess to my girlfriend?" ”
Me: "????? ”
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Chen Wenfeng: "Xiaomin, I like you." ”
Yun Xingchen: "Get out, this is my official match." ”
Me: "???? ”
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Ninety-nine, nothing happened in the novel or above, college graduated. (Spoilers involved, only one kind of spoiler)
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I was wearing the skirt given by Cheng Zi and stealing dessert, and Yun Xingchen walked towards me.
Yun Xingchen: "It's really a pig." ”
Me: "......"
Yun Xingchen: "I don't know how to cook, will you dislike it?" ”
Me: "No, it's none of my business. ”
Yun Xingchen: "I like you." ”
Me: "??? Fake it. ”
Yun Xingchen: "Really. Marry me. ”
Me: "????? I c. ”
Yun Xingchen: "If you don't answer, you agree." ”
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One hundred, the novel and above did not happen, looking for a job. (No spoilers, it's a spoof, the personality of the hero and heroine has changed, it's unbelievable, there is only one kind)
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I came to xx company as an intern.
On my first day on the job, I got to know my colleagues.
Colleague A: "Hey, you know what? Our boss is very handsome, and he is the son of the president, and sooner or later he will be the next president. I heard that I haven't had a girlfriend since I was a child, and it's gay! ”
Me: "Really? I'm a rotten girl. ”
Colleague B: "Hey, I used to have someone I liked, but it seems that he was dumped and became gay." ”
Me: "Didn't you say it's handsome?" Will you still be dumped? ”
Colleague C: "That girl is so sinful that she makes the handsome guy gay." ”
Me: "It's okay, my boss is gay, I don't mind." I like gay the most, super loving. My gossip resources come from our boss~ By the way, what is the name of our boss? ”
Colleagues suddenly stood up and bowed slightly: "Hello manager!" ”
I'm not going to be so shitty lucky, am I?!
I turned around and immediately lowered my head: "Manager! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to say anything about you! You're definitely not gay! ”
"Then how are you going to pay back my innocence?"
The voice......
I looked up and was surprised: "Is it you ......?" ”
Yes, it's my junior high school, high school, college classmate, Yun Xingchen. (lewd smile)
He looked at me, "You, come to my office." ”
I was confused.
(So...... What will happen after that~ If you comment on the "Star Dye Mingyang" boss version" 10 and collect 10, I will try it even more~)
O(∩_∩)O haha~