Waning moon, deep mountains, night,

Hot springs, lonely lamps, show gods.

What a beautiful scene. But! I was chasing a ghost, and there was a ghost behind my ass.

——Excerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"

At nine o'clock that night, somewhere in the Tiger Leaping Cliff, a lone tent stood on a snowy hill, and the snow was still falling outside, only much smaller, but the wind was still fierce.

Not far away, the ice porcupine slept in a nest in the snow, completely oblivious to the temperature close to minus 20 degrees Celsius.

Chen Ling was hiding in a small tent shivering, during the day the backpack was pierced by ice thorns into a sieve, the tent in the backpack was ventilated on all sides, and a series of warm equipment such as sleeping bags and blankets were all in tatters, and even the "warm baby", a necessary artifact in winter, was not spared. At this time, Chen Ling's mind was wooden, his hands and feet were stiff, and he was holding a cup of coffee in his hand that was close to freezing, intending to warm his stomach.

"Mr. Chen Ling, it's really bad that you're still alive... Oh... No, that's great! "The male ghost, who had been missing for most of the day, suddenly got into the tent.

Chen Ling turned his head like a machine, and when he saw the male ghost coming in, he seemed to see the light of hope, and he didn't care about complaining at all.

"Quick, take me away, I can't stay here for a minute, get me out of here! I'm not looking for your body anymore, love is there, I just want to go home now. It's horrible here! Chen Ling grabbed the male ghost's hands, and there was a cry in his tone.

The male ghost touched Chen Ling's head and responded eagerly: "Dear Mr. Chen Ling, it's too cold outside, if you go out now and send you to death, it's better for you and me to warm each other in the tent, and I'll take you out again when the snow stops." The dense fog around can only limit monsters, and I'm a ghost, I can find a way out, you have to believe me! ”

Chen Ling, who was shivering from the cold, grabbed the blanket that had become rags beside him and wrapped himself a little tighter. "Yes, to get warm, you have to get warm first, do you have a fire?"

"Dear Mr. Chen Ling, although I am very considerate of your current mood, you must know that I am a ghost, a masculine thing like fire, and I am completely unworthy!"

After hearing this, Chen Ling seemed to have lost all hope, and just kept muttering, "It's over... It's over..."

"But please trust me, Mr. Chen Ling, I know another more convenient, faster and more natural way to heat up!"

Chen Ling suddenly grabbed the hand of the male ghost again, as if grasping the last straw. "What way, what other way to keep warm."

The male ghost's gaze was also full of eager hope, and he looked Chen Ling up and down, "Do you know that friction generates heat? Two vivid bodies, full of youthful vitality and passionate friction. Yes! This is the most natural source of heat! ”

"You..." Chen Ling suddenly let go of the male ghost's hand and was speechless.

"I know what you're worried about, you think I'm a ghost and don't have a body. Don't worry, my body is getting stronger now, I already belong to the spirit category, and I can already communicate to a certain extent, don't you think my hands are full of enthusiasm? The male ghost had a warm smile on his face.

Chen Ling suddenly let go of the male ghost's hand.

"Come on, dear Mr. Chen Ling, if you don't come, you'll freeze to death, you don't want to be a lonely ghost here like me! Or maybe you want to stay and be with me! The smile on the male ghost's face became worse and worse, and he pressed towards Chen Ling step by step.

"No!" Chen Ling struggled desperately, broke free of the blanket wrapped around him, and ran out of the tent without even carrying his bag. "I don't want to be with you, dead rabbit, bearded rabbit, it's disgusting. I'm iron-straight! ”

But the male ghost was unwilling to give up anymore, and chased Chen Ling out of the tent. "This moonlight is so beautiful! Dear Mr. Chen Ling, don't run! The more you run, the colder it gets! Come back soon! There is a youthful and enthusiastic embrace here, full of heat! ”

At this time, behind a tree not far away, the white-clothed female ghost who seemed to have disappeared for a long time was hiding there, staring intently at Chen Ling's tent for a long time, and saw Chen Ling rushing out and quickly hiding herself behind the tree.

The female ghost in white has actually been hanging far away near Chen Ling and has never given up. Before, Chen Ling followed Xiushen, and Xiushen's aura was too strong, and the female ghost didn't dare to come out at all. After that, Chen Ling and the male ghost came to the snow mountain, and the female ghost was afraid that she would not be able to beat Chen Ling and the two of them alone. Later, when I saw Chen Ling being chased by the ice porcupine, I thought that Chen Ling was dead, and I was secretly happy, but the ice porcupine was too stupid. In the end, Chen Ling was finally left alone, and the female ghost mustered up the courage to decide to make a plan for a daytime battle.

After the first meeting, she summarized the reasons for her previous failures, what kind of hero to save the beauty is too cumbersome, she should be direct, directly stoned Chen Ling to death, the easiest.

"That's right! I'll just hide behind the tree and wait for him to come, well! "The female ghost found a big rock out of nowhere and made a smashing motion." Solve it at once, simple and rude, if it doesn't work, it will be twice, if it doesn't work, it will be three, and a few more times will definitely be fine! The female ghost secretly cheered herself up.

After Chen Ling ran out of the tent, he panicked, just ran forward blindly, and finally got rid of the male ghost who came out with him. The vast earth, the snow is vast, Chen Ling can't see a little hope of life, he looks back on his life, but what he regrets the most at this time is why he didn't let Xiushen pay the bill in advance, first looked at how good it would be to be a very sexy swimsuit, and it was better to die under the peony flower, than now, if he didn't get anything, he was going to die young.

And it is very likely to be entangled by male ghosts, and there will be no peace even if he dies, when he thinks of this, Chen Ling's heart is full of unwillingness, he is obviously a straight man! For the sake of showing, for thousands of girls, for their own chrysanthemums, you must live! This belief is like a booster, supporting him to move forward.

Suddenly, Chen Ling felt something smash the back of his head, and Chen Ling fell to the ground.

"Dead?" The female ghost in white who hurt people for the first time has no experience, and she doesn't know how hard it takes to hurt someone's life.

"It hurts! What a thing! Chen Ling struggled to stand up, and it was clear that the attack of the female ghost in white did not work.

"Please die! I'm really sorry! But I can't help it! The female ghost shouted as she waved the boulder in her hand and rained it down. Kind-hearted, she twisted her head to the side, not daring to look at Chen Ling's face at all. And Chen Ling, who was experienced in beating (this is entirely because Chen Ling was beaten by Xiushen every time he ate Xiushen tofu) After the initial few hits, he instinctively dodged the attack from behind, although the head was broken and the blood flowed looked miserable, but in fact it was only a scratch of the skin, and there was no big problem. Chen Ling took advantage of the moment when the white-clothed female ghost smashed down, and used his old move to kick the female ghost's waist, and the female ghost Dashi got out of her hand and flew out sideways.

At this time, although Chen Ling was fine, the cold, blood loss, hunger, and exhaustion were wrapping around him like the vines of death, and he was almost at the limit, and he could faint at any time. I saw Chen Ling standing up tremblingly, his eyes were already blurred by blood, and in a trance, he seemed to see Xiushen's appearance, lying not far from him, just waking up.

"Show God! Are you coming to me! Are you here to go to heaven with me? Don't go! Don't go! Like a zombie coming out of a grave, Chen Ling was full of longing for life, and grabbed straight forward with both hands, as if nothing could stop him anymore.

The white-clothed female ghost who was mistaken for a show god looked at Chen Ling rushing towards her like a demon, how could she have seen such a scene, she screamed in horror, and for a while she seemed to go back to the past, she was no longer a female ghost trying to hurt people, just an ordinary girl. But Chen Ling, who had fallen into a state of obsession, couldn't hear any sound, the world was really quiet at this moment, there was no wind, no snow, only Xiushen in front of him, he grabbed Xiushen according to his instinct, and his whole body was supported by the most primitive impulses of the young man.

If there is any sound in this world that can interfere with Chen Ling, it is - "Dear Mr. Chen Ling, don't run!" Come back! It's cold outside! Come back, there is a warm chest and a fiery heart! The gentle words, like the husband whose wife is looking forward to returning for a long time, the bearded male ghost who has been thrown off followed Chen Ling's footprints.

At this time, the male ghost had only one thought in his heart - he couldn't let him run, he couldn't let him run, and if he ran away, he would have no friends who loved each other.

Chen Ling, who had already entered a state of obsession, hit a spirit, and in addition to showing off his gods, he had one more thought in his heart - he couldn't be caught, he couldn't be caught, and if he caught the chrysanthemum, it would be gone.

The frightened white-clothed female ghost also took advantage of the time when Chen Ling beat the spirit, and hurriedly got up and ran away, and there was only one thought in her heart - she couldn't be caught, she couldn't be caught, and if she caught it, her chastity would be gone.

This formed a very interesting formation, led by the female ghost classmate in white who originally wanted to harm people, but was eventually chased by Chen Ling, who fell into a state of obsession. It was followed by Chen Ling, who mistook the female ghost in white for a show god, and followed by the bearded male ghost classmate who refused to give up Chen Ling.

Disorderly! It's a mess! It's a mess!

Let's pull our eyes back to Feifengling, about an hour later, Xiushen was tired of watching boring TV programs, and leisurely ran to bathe in the open-air hot spring of Jiazi No. 2 room, the afternoon massage really lived up to its name, and the whole body was relaxed after pressing. At this moment, the waning moon is in the sky, the stars are dotted, and the gods are rarely in a relaxed mood. The small yellow light next to the hot spring pool does not bring much illumination, but it gives this night more charming, in the milky white bath, Xiushen's body ripples in the pool, the bath towel crosses the sleeve-length arm without the slightest obstruction, and the suitable water temperature is comfortable and sleepy.

The open-air hot spring of the No. 1 room of the first word was turned into a yellow spring pool by the magic cast by the god of the show, and the bearded male ghost was locked, although it has been cleaned, but thinking about the ghosts that have been soaked, the god always feels uncomfortable in his heart, so he specially changed to the second room of the carapace. And what's even better is that when Chen Ling came back, he couldn't find himself at all.

Suddenly, a loud noise disturbed Xiushen, who was emptying, and Xiushen hurriedly walked out of the bath and wrapped the bath towel around his body, wanting to see what was going on.

I saw the white-clothed female ghost passing through the fence in the backyard, shouting for help and rushing to Xiushen, Chen Ling, who was dancing with his teeth and claws, used his hands and feet together, climbed over the wall and followed, and the bearded male ghost shouted "Wait" and chased after him.

"Show God, two Show God! Oh, my God! I must have gone to heaven! The angels actually look like Xiushen, they are so happy! Chen Ling, who had been running for a long time, had completely fallen into an illusion and couldn't tell the truth from the fake.

"Chen Ling, you are really ghostly, I have hidden in other rooms, you can still run over, do you have a special function to track me?" Xiushen looked at the white-clothed female ghost hiding behind him, and said helplessly. "You go to the pool for me first, sober up!" Saying that, Xiushen flew up with a kick and kicked Chen Ling, who was rushing over, into the pool.

Chen Ling, who was already physically and mentally exhausted, finally felt damp and warm, and as soon as his spirit relaxed, he fainted.

"And you, what about the corpse that you said you would find? How did it become the way it is now. Xiushen pointed to the bearded male ghost chasing after him. The male ghost saw that the situation was not good, turned around to run, Xiushen pointed with his hand, and the male ghost immediately flew to the hot spring pool of room No. 1 and couldn't move.

The originally beautiful night was swept away by this person and three ghosts, and Xiushen was very unhappy. She turned around and leaned into her waist, looked at the frightened female ghost in white and said, "Okay, now tell me what the hell is going on!" ”