Chapter 909: Going Crazy
Wu Zhanzhan glanced back at Ding Ermiao in the barrel and said, "About seven or eight days." β
"Ah......? Why does it take so long? Gu Qinglan almost screamed.
For seven or eight days, even if you don't get scalded and freeze to death, you will be suffocated to death by urine!
"Alas......" Wu Zhanzhan sighed and said, "Er Miao is not a child, so it will be extremely troublesome for the magic weapon to recognize the master." β
When Ji Xiaoxiao heard this, her face turned red. In this way, did he increase the difficulty of Ermiao to recognize the master of the magic weapon?
If you know it earlier, you will be a late round house, and you will be a husband and wife later.
"But it takes seven or eight days, and this time is too long......" Gu Qinglan sighed, worried.
Wu Zhanzhan shrugged his shoulders and said, "That's no way, his IQ is not high, his understanding is low, you can't blame me." β
Ding Ermiao's IQ is not high? Gu Qinglan heard for the first time that Ding Ermiao's IQ was low, and she smiled bitterly and was speechless.
At the pot stove, Ding Ermiao was sitting in the wooden barrel, suddenly opened his eyes, and shouted at Wu Zhanzhan: "Senior sister, I'm in a hurry, what should I do?" β
It's been four hours since I got into the water in the morning, and it's normal to have a little urgency.
Wu Zhanzhan frowned and walked back into the room to avoid it, and said, "Wan Shugao took a drink bottle for him, told him not to get out of the barrel, and sat down quickly after solving the problem." β
Ji Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment, and went into the house with Gu Qinglan to avoid.
After the three beauties left, Ding Ermiao stood up, solved the problem and sat down again, feeling much more comfortable.
Suddenly mixed thoughts in his mind, Ding Ermiao suddenly thought: "Senior sister Wu Zhanzhan's magic weapon recognizes the master, isn't it the same as herself, sitting naked in the barrel?" What if she ...... What should I do if I am in a hurry? β
Thinking about it like this, a vivid scene appeared in front of Ding Ermiao.
"Ah......h
The feeling of ten thousand insects biting suddenly spread throughout his body, and Ding Ermiao screamed, almost jumping out in pain.
"Brother Ermiao, what's wrong with you?" Wan Shu Gao was taken aback, and hurriedly shouted into the house: "Uncle Wu, Brother Ermiao is no good!" β
Ji Xiaoxiao, Wu Zhanzhan and others also heard Ding Ermiao's howl in the house, and before Wan Shugao could greet them, the three of them had already rushed out.
"Ermiao!"
"Ermiao!"
"Ding Ermiao, how are you?" Wu Zhanzhan pushed away Ji Xiaoxiao and Gu Qinglan with his hand, rushed to the barrel and asked.
Ding Ermiao's eyes were red, as if he had been poured a belly full of yin and yang, and looked at Wu Zhanzhan and smiled: "Senior sister, I ......"
In his confused consciousness, it was now his junior sister Wu Zhanzhan who was taking a medicinal bath, and he was taking care of it on the side, just waiting for the beauty to come out of the bath, and then ......
"Bastard, what are you thinking?! Abandon distracting thoughts, keep the entrance, and read with me! β
Wu Zhanzhan immediately made a move, slapped his palm on Ding Ermiao's heavenly spirit cover, and then jumped on the altar, sat down facing Ding Ermiao, pinched his fingers and read aloud:
"A pure heart is like water, and clear water is the heart. The breeze is silent, and the waves are not alarmed. Sitting alone, the harp whistled and sounded. Zen silence is settled, and the poisonous dragon hides ......"
Ding Ermiao was stunned by this slap, and then involuntarily followed Wu Zhanzhan and said: "Zen silence is settled, and the poisonous dragon is gone." β¦β¦ I don't know what to do, and God rewards hard work. I am righteous and awe-inspiring, and the ghosts are terrified. I am full of love, and heaven and earth return to my heart. β
Because this is the Maoshan meditation mantra, it is to be guided a little, and Ding Ermiao will involuntarily recite it.
After three or five meditation mantras, Ding Ermiao gradually woke up, the gloom in his lower abdomen slowly disappeared into invisibility, and his face became normal.
Wu Zhanzhan looked at Ding Ermiao's expression, then he breathed a sigh of relief, jumped off the altar, and stepped forward.
"Ding Ermiao, you are uncertain and cranky, you almost went mad, and you have already walked before the ghost gate is closed, do you know?" Wu Zhanzhan raised his eyebrows coldly, and he couldn't wait to add some condiments to the pot and cook Ding Ermiao and eat it.
Ding Ermiao looked at himself so obscenely just now, and Wu Zhanzhan knew what good things he was thinking.
At that moment, the impure signal released by Ding Ermiao's eyes was so strong that Wu Zhanzhan's heart waves were rippling.
Ding Ermiao was embarrassed in his heart, but he was stubborn and said, "It's okay to go to the Ghost Gate, don't you all go often?" β
"Shut up!"
Wu Zhanzhan was furious and said, "Ding Ermiao, since you don't love yourself, then no one loves ...... and loves you." Wait for me to add more fire to you, and you can ask for more blessings! β
"Senior sister, do it slowly, don't be in a hurry!" Ding Ermiao knew that life was not easy, so he hurriedly begged for mercy.
Wu Zhanzhan snorted, jumped onto the altar, sat down, adjusted his breathing, and waved his hand violently: "Maoshan Fire Dragon Talisman, ......!" β
On the table, a paper talisman was brought out by Wu Zhanzhan's sleeve wind, fluttering and flying towards the stove, and then made a turn and drilled into the stove door.
Disheveled......
The fire in the stove flickered, and the flames erupted from the door of the stove, and suddenly added to the hair of Wan Shugao, who was burning the fire.
"Oops......" Wan Shu fell down on his back.
When he got up from the ground, Wan Shugao touched it with his hand, and a handful of hairs were already burned on his forehead.
In the midst of the raging flames, the potion in the iron pot boiled rapidly, and the red smoke evaporated, as if the demon king had descended.
Because of the separation of wooden barrels, Ding Ermiao did not feel too much pain for the time being.
However, as the circulation of hot and cold water inside and outside the barrel accelerated, the sharp stinging sensation spread to Ding Ermiao's whole body, gradually penetrating into the bone marrow and internal organs of the body.
"Maoshan Fire Dragon Fu, rise again!" Wu Zhanzhan waved his hand again, and another fire dragon talisman flew into the hearth.
Ji Xiaoxiao nervously held Gu Qinglan's hand, and signaled with her eyes again and again, asking Gu Qinglan to intercede with Ding Ermiao, so that Wu Zhanzhan could be lighter.
"It's okay, Xiaoxiao, Zhanzhan is measured." Gu Qinglan comforted Ji Xiaoxiao.
In fact, Gu Qinglan was also nervous in her heart, and a fine bead of sweat appeared on her forehead. But she believed that Wu Zhanzhan would not harm Ding Ermiao, so she kept calm and composed.
"Do you still have demonic thoughts in your heart now, Ding Ermiao?" Wu Zhanzhan flew out three fire dragon talismans in a row before he asked slowly.
Ding Ermiao shook his head slowly: "No, there is nothing at all, my heart is like an ancient well, and I can't afford it." β
Now I have severe pain all over my body, I almost want to faint, where are the distracting thoughts in my heart?
"Very good, can you still hold on?" Wu Zhanzhan asked again.
"Okay." Ding Ermiao gritted his teeth and said with difficulty: "However, it's almost gone......
Wu Zhanzhan sneered and said, "Okay, I'll add a little more fire to you, so that you can't do it sooner." β
After that, Wu Zhanzhan waved his hand again to play the fire dragon talisman.
"Uncle Shi, I can't add any more fire, I can smell the smell of meat!" Wan Shugao looked at Ding Ermiao's painful expression, and couldn't bear it in his heart, so he opened his mouth to plead.
"You shut up for me and keep adding firewood." Wu Zhanzhan shouted, and another fire dragon talisman flew out and burrowed into the stove.
Ji Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and cried, tears rolling down.
In the barrel, Ding Ermiao seemed to have settled down, his eyes closed, motionless, and without saying a word.
ββCommuter pass, continue to beg, brothers and sisters, please support!
(Yangzhou Book Group)