Taking advantage of the few days off, I was bored after moving to the dormitory to pass the time. During the period, the mobile phone is in arrears, and it is not clear because there is wifi, I have been watching videos, chatting, in short, in a daze, someone suddenly rushed me to call the bill. I was pleasantly surprised, huh. Recently, it's been a blessing in disguise, which stupid hat charged Uncle Ben with phone bills! Just as I was happy, Mengru sent a message

"Dead? Do you know if your phone bill is in arrears? ”

Well? Does she know I'm food poisoning? No, if you know I'm getting food poisoning, that's not what it should be. Ask what the gas situation is first.

"No, it's fine. You're looking forward to me braiding so soon, aren't you? Sure enough, it's the most poisonous woman's heart."

"You're amazing, you haven't sent messages in the past few days, and the phone is in arrears. Do you think you're dead? ”

"Can you speak? Uncle, I love to talk to whomever I want. What's the matter, uncle is in a bad mood, hurry up! ”

The phone rang, and Mengru called. I suddenly realized that what I had just said seemed a bit heavy.,Alas... Let's apologize

"Hey, what's wrong?。。" Before I could finish speaking, Mengru scolded her head and face!

"Li Mingyang, are you human? How are you like a brute? I don't care who you're messing with, how can you bite anyone? ”

"I'm sorry, no, what's the matter with you? Hurry up and say that I still have something to do here! ”

"Okay, count yourself ruthless. I'll go home, I'll go home now and tell my parents to forget it, it's too sad for me to be bored. "They are already crying, and they are about to cry

I suddenly remembered that Mengru told me last week that she was coming to play with me, and ouch, how did I forget about it. What do I think about every day, my God, hurry up and explain to Mengru

"Which, Mengru, I'm sorry, I forgot that something happened in the past few days. Didn't I get that food poisoning the other day, I just forgot something, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't forget it! It's me who is bad and forgot to tell you. I'm not afraid you're worried."

"Then don't tell me, I know what's going on. Who do you make who not get angry? Are you feeling better now?"

"It's much better, it's okay, it's really not dead anyway! ~Hey, hey"

"Phew, don't say it's useless. You send me the address, I'll take a taxi and see for myself. ”

"Huh? You're really here. My eldest lady, you're ,,, you wait for me, I'll pick you up. Are you at the station?"

"There, I don't even know where to go when I get out of the car. You haven't contacted me for the past two days, who knows what happened to you. You are in arrears when you call. It scared the hell out of me."

"Okay, okay, don't worry, I'll be there soon. You'll wait for me. ”

"Give me less poverty, you give me a hurry,,, hey, hey. Slow down on your way! ~”

"Okay,,, hang up the phone first, I'll be there later."

Hurry up and clean up, take a shower... What about clothes? Where's my clothes?? the groove. This Nima forgot to wash it, this weather is hot, can you still wear this clothes, it smells sour. Forget it.,No matter how much.,Put it on first.,Let's talk about picking up the eldest lady first.。。 Alas! ~~

When I took a taxi to the station, there were people everywhere, what were I doing,,, where is this little girl??? Give me a call and ask

"Where, Mengru, I'm at the station."

"I'm here, there's a suitcase at the kiosk, and ...

"I see, I see. You'll see me when you look back."

Mengru looked back at me and waved at me. I walked over to her and asked her

"Big brother, when did you get in the car, why didn't you tell me before?"

"Anyway, didn't you say it a few days ago, I'll go in a few days, and I don't want to surprise you when I say it."

"Come on, don't be surprised, you almost scared me. What's the situation, you're just coming here, so let me prepare."

Hearing this, Mengru turned her head with a murderous look and said contemptuously

"What's the matter? It's a good thing for you, isn't it, being with other sluts, right? Okay, if you think I'm redundant, I'll leave now. ”

"No, Miss, I mean you, the leader, came to inspect, I rented you a good house for you to settle down, where do you want to go. It's normal for me to be like this, after all, people love flowers and flowers. Hey,,hey,,wait and so on."

"I'm too lazy to listen to you putting P here, give me less poverty. Don't get me those fancy intestines, I want me to save my mind and send those demons and monsters to me as soon as possible, if I find something wrong, see that I don't break your dog's legs."

"Yes, yes, yes, you're right. You dissipate your anger first, let's go back first. ”

"Okay, little Li Niangniang, I'm tired, find a place to rest. Head ahead and lead the way"

"Order! ~”

Sitting in the car, Mengru was right next to me.

"What does it smell like?"

"What's the smell?"

Sniffed me: "It's you, my God, you haven't taken a bath for many days." Do you know hygiene, I said you... Hey, what's going on?"

"Big brother, I've been lying at home for several days, how can I do this to wash clothes. You will be there first, find a good place for you, you will rest first, I will pack up and pick it up, and then I will see you. ”

"Pull it down, I'll see what your pig's nest looks like, when will it arrive"

"It's coming soon,"

Mengru pretended to cover her nose, oops, it was dirty. I laughed again, in fact, she was quite cute and likable when I first posted it. But why am I not tempted?

After a while, I arrived at the factory dormitory, and the factory dormitory was all single. I'm a big man, I don't have a partner and I don't bring the opposite sex back, and it's nothing to mess up in the house. But suddenly Mengru came over, and I was a little panicked! ~After all..... When I got to where I lived, I stopped Mengru and told her, "You wait a while and then go in, I'll clean up"

"Pack what? Is there anything to clean up, do you need to clean it up when you stink? Well? Open"

"No, you'll wait."

"What do you mean, there's someone in the house? What girl like you would go in? But it doesn't have to be, if there are people in the house. You're dead."

"Oops, hey,,, wait..."

Before I could finish my sentence, this thing rushed in, and to be honest, I was not satisfied with you. The big man's house really has nothing but chaos, that is, there is more paper on the ground. It's just a mess of clothes.

Mengru saw the tissues all over the floor and asked, "What is this, you have a cold?" Can you get a trash can for your snot? It's not dirty. THIS GARMENT ... Oh my God, okay, let's clean up the house today without going anywhere. ”

"No, big brother, I didn't catch a cold. I'll clean up after myself, you can see where I live, and I'll find you a hotel. ”

"In such a hurry to get me away? Got an appointment? Yes,"

"Miss, you see that my clothes are sour, do you think there will be a girl who will date me? Think on your toes about who else but you ... ”

"Cut, what are you doing with tissues on the ground if you don't catch a cold?。。 Roll the calf, are you disgusting? ”

Suddenly, Mengru seemed to think of something, and her face flushed and went out, "You hurry up and sweep it for me, hurry up." Really stinky hooligans."

I'm also confused, huh? "What's wrong with me, I'm a stinking hooligan, this is the day before yesterday I moved in to wipe the table without a rag paper towel to absorb water. Oh, my God.... ”

"Are you done?"

"It's over, okay, come in, tell me what's going on? If I provoke you, you'll be a stinking hooligan? ”

", put your clothes in the washing machine."

"No, what's wrong with the tissue, it's a stinking hooligan, you want to return my innocence"

"You can't get out, you can't go wash it." Glared at me

"Okay, hey, we're not married yet. You broke into the man's house. Tut-tut-tut... ”

As soon as the words fell, he kicked me in the ass, "Get out!" ~”

Hey, the tiger is not at home, the monkey is the king. No, this is my one-third of an acre, why is she wrong with me, hey~, what do I still recognize, is this me? I went to the laundry first, took a pair of big pants, took off my shirt with my pants, changed into big pants, and went back to the house shirtless in slippers. Seeing Mengru cleaning up the house behind my back, hey, what a good hand at cleaning up the housework. In a short period of time, it was cleaned up. Oh, it's really virtuous, it's the same level as my mother. Don't clap your hands and applaud,

"Tut-tut... Virtuous, virtuous,"

Mengru heard that when she turned around and saw me shirtless, her face was red, and she quickly turned around

He replied, "Look at what you look like!" ~ Shirtless, can you find a dress to wear. ”

"My clothes have been washed, what am I like, what am I afraid of, a big man...

Before she could finish speaking, Mengru threw a T-shirt out of her suitcase and threw it at me

"I bought it for my cousin when I came home again, and I forgot to give it to him when I came, you wear it first, and I'll buy it for him when I go back."

"Hey, it's such a coincidence,,, if you don't wear me, it's your cousin."

There was a snap, and suddenly a slap hit me on the back. My mom screamed a sound.

"Do you want to wear it? Put it on and wait until you go out to eat, what are you rubbing? Well? ”

"Big brother, can you light no. Hurt! ~~~”

I cleaned up the house, got dressed, closed the door, and went out to eat. On the way to eat, she told me about the things in her hometown, I told her some trivial things in the factory here, after eating, I went to the mall and didn't buy anything, I was going to buy her something, she could also take it with her when she went back, there was no time to wander around, the sky slowly darkened and slowly night fell. I was tired and sat in the park, chatted for a while, and looked at my phone, it was already more than 9 o'clock. I was going to go back, so I found a hotel for Mengru. After opening the guest room, I arrived at the door.

"Mengru, I won't go in. Rest early, how many days are you going to take here? ”

"Well, not necessarily. Recently, there is nothing going on at home, and my parents' business is not good, so I plan to tell my family to come out and work."

“what？ Work? It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life. What kind of work do you do for a girl's house, play honestly for a few days and go home, obedient"

"How can other girls, I can't? Besides, I don't need so many people at home, and I can also earn some money, and it's not good to spend my parents all the time! ”

"Let's talk about it, tomorrow. Since you're here, let's play for a few days. Just think about it, I'll take a leave of absence tomorrow and stay with you for a few days."

"No, you can just call after work. I don't think it's far from your factory, and it's not okay to ask for too much leave, don't you say? ”

"Really? No kidding, how could I possibly let yourself be here? ”

"I don't have to. You go back first, send me a message when you get home. ”

"Okay, then I'll go. Call me tomorrow if you have something! ”

"Well, good night"

"Good Night"

Ah. This day has made me tired. What a living treasure, on the way back, I thought about where to find such a good girl? It's cleaning up the housework again, and it's so reasonable. It's rare in the world, hey?。。 Panpan is not bad.,Oops, oops... After all, hehe. Forget it, go back to sleep and don't think about it

When I returned to the dormitory, I received a message from Mengru,

"Are you home?"

"You just got home, why haven't you slept yet? Sitting in the car for so long, not resting and walking for so long at night, aren't you tired? ”

"It's okay, I just can't sleep while lying down. A little scared."

what？？ What the hell, my god. Oh Maka what does this mean, what does this mean, I don't need to say that everyone understands whether this is the time to reflect my strong arms. Great image, meticulous relationship. And the image of my straight man of steel!

"What is there to be afraid of, in today's society under the rule of law. The court is wide and clear. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is impossible for bad people to take any action under various laws that do not allow them to become elites, you can rest assured that there is a law behind you, there are police, in short, there are people behind you! ~Don't be afraid."

"Someone, what did you say in the middle of the night, I was afraid that you would say that there was someone behind you. You call me. ”

Well? Am I wrong, why are there so many things about my mother-in-law? Okay, okay, after dialing one and dialing a number

"Hey, Mengru, what do you mean. Don't you bring Young Master Ben to spend the night with you, right? ”

"Don't say it, I'm scared, I'm really scared." It's a bit of a cry

"I heard people walking in the hallway outside. What should I do?"

"It could be a tenant, it's fine."

"I'm just scared." I really cried this time, and it completely shocked me. Hearing her cry, I don't know why my heart hurts. There's an indescribable feeling.,Obviously there's no her in my heart.,Sometimes it seems that she's a little like my mother.,But at this moment...

"Okay, you wait for me. I'll be there soon! Don't hang up on the phone, it'll be there in a while."

The phone never hung up, so I took the phone and rushed to Mengru's hotel.

"Open the door, I'm at your door"

The door opened softly, and a pair of eyes poked out.

"Come in! Come on in! ~" Mengru looked flustered

"What's the situation, uncle. Young Master Ben, I don't sell my art,"

"Well, I'll tell you about business. I could really hear someone walking outside again. It scared the hell out of me."

"Okay, okay, I'm not here, what's there to be afraid of, Uncle Ben is here to be your personal guard today"

"Close the door," he said, running straight into the quilt and curling up! ~

"I said, uncle, can we not be so exaggerated? Relaxing"

"You're not a girl, how do you know, it's true?"

"Okay, okay, I'll sit and sleep with you"

"Cut, I'll go take a shower. Scare the hell out of me, don't peek. If you dare to peek and gouge out your dog's eye, don't touch my things. ”

I quickly covered my eyes, "Ouch, Miss spare your life." Don't worry, I'm not going to move anything, and besides, what can you have?"

"Look at you like that. Don't peek, I'll tell you! ”

"Don't worry, you won't see it."

Alas. I was really nervous before I saw her, for fear that something would happen to her, but as soon as I saw her. That's it, the water in the bathroom rang. I suddenly felt that there was something wrong with this hotel, and the glass of this bathroom was TM blurry, not transparent, in order to reflect my gentlemanly side. Uh-huh, if you don't look at it, you can only see a human figure. Alas,,, there's really something wrong with this TM boss! ~

If you say don't move, don't move, cut, I guess there's something unsightly. But it's not good to look around, forget it or don't look at it!

On the dresser there are perfumes, lipsticks, foundations, and eyebrow pencils. I'm bored and writing with an eyebrow pencil...

The bathroom door opened, and she was wearing her pajamas. Silver suspender pajamas and towels wiping wet hair. The bunny slippers are cute, and you can smell a girly scent from a distance!

Ah~ It's so fragrant, so tempting, so like! This, this, this... Who can withstand this?

"Hey, what are you doing, which one is my eyebrow pencil?"

Ready to grab, I instinctively stood up and dodged. As a result, I accidentally pounced on her body with my left foot and my right foot, and I could feel her body temperature and heartbeat, and time stood still at that moment. It was quiet and I could hear each other's heartbeats. At this moment, I have never touched a girl, this is the first time I have been so close to each other, and I have a reaction!

"Oh, what are you doing," he said

"Ah, this, I'm sorry about that"

Got up and turned his back to her, blushing like a monkey's ass

I thought to myself, "It's really TMD!" ”