For Xiushen, the most intolerable thing is not failure, but overspending.

——Excerpt from "Chen Ling's Assistant Diary"

The next day, at 10 p.m.

"Sure enough, it's most comfortable to soak in an open-air hot spring in the mountains, taking advantage of the moonlight, it's so atmospheric!" Chen Ling said very leisurely, but he didn't know how anxious he was.

Last night, Xiushen didn't say anything special in the end, just said that the investigation had already been completed, and there was no special way to exorcise the ghost this time, so he could only wait for the rabbit and wait for the ghost to appear. So I went back to room No. 1 with Chen Ling to rest, and there was nothing to do all night, and the next day I wandered around the hot spring villa, looked around, chatted with the cleaning staff, and didn't do anything serious. The boss Le Cheng didn't seem to be in a hurry, just let them stay at ease. In the evening, Xiushen said that it was not easy to come here, why should he enjoy the open-air hot spring, and asked Chen Ling if he was interested in taking a bath together, of course, wearing clothes.

Of course Chen Ling is interested, in the twenty years of his life, his greatest interest is here. God knows, when Xiushen said this proposal, Chen Ling was so excited that he ascended to heaven at the thought of being able to see Xiushen in swimsuits.

But before coming, he suddenly received a call from Le Cheng, saying that he suddenly thought of some situations and wanted to talk to Xiushen, so Xiushen asked Chen Ling to go to the bath first and come later. Before leaving, he specially instructed Chen Ling to light incense and enjoy himself when he came back.

The excited Chen Ling took off his clothes and jumped into the hot spring and put on a swimsuit? It's impossible to wear a swimsuit for the rest of your life, so how can you let Xiushen see this male (ruo) strong (ji) body when wearing a swimsuit?

"Damn little white face, just pick such an important moment, doesn't he know that the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold?" Chen Ling gritted his teeth and said.

Waiting for a short time often makes people more anxious.

Chen Ling looked down and said affectionately: "Little brother, how many years, it's finally time for you to come out, don't be ashamed later." I'll have to see if the old tricks are good. As he spoke, he set up a posture in the water.

"Ha~ Qinglong out of the water!"

"One more trick to enter the sea!"

"The final Poseidon Needle..."

As soon as the word "needle" was finished, the sound of applause sounded next to it. Chen Ling hurriedly turned his head and said excitedly: "Show God! ”

But the person who came was not a showman, a man in a shabby mountaineering suit with a beard on his face was standing not far away with a warm smile and applauding.

"Good needle, good needle... What a delicate needle..."

Chen Ling looked at the strange man next to him and glanced at him, and hurriedly picked up a towel to cover the key parts. "Where did you come from, what are you doing, how did you get here, what are you looking at?"

"Oh, little brother, you have too many questions, you have to let me answer them one by one."

"Tell me, what are you doing with your hands? Why are you undressing? This is our spa, say you? If you want to take a bath and find another place, I'm waiting for someone like me. ”

"Little brother, this hot spring is so big, it's too lonely for you to wash alone, the beautiful scenery of a good day, meeting is fate, together, they are all men!" As he spoke, the middle-aged man stripped naked and went into the hot spring.

"Boy, your sister! This is not a public bathhouse, who are you? Chen Ling hurriedly got up and got out of the hot spring.

"Well, can't you see that I'm a lonely traveler? I just want to find a quiet place to wash away, a friend for a drink, and reminisce about the past that I can't look back on. It was strange that the middle-aged man really just wanted to soak in the hot spring, and he actually closed his eyes comfortably under the steaming heat.

"You, you, you... Neuropathy, you..."Chen Ling pointed at the middle-aged man, and after holding it for a long time, he held back a sentence of neurosis. The middle-aged man was calm and composed, looking at Chen Ling, who was looking for clothes to wear in a panic, with a leisurely face.

"Since you can't look back on the past, why not go early." Suddenly, Xiushen's voice came.

"Xiushen, you're finally here, don't come here, there's a pervert here." Chen Ling shouted.

"The past is gone, the yellow spring does not return, it is scattered and scattered, and it returns to the reincarnation," Xiushen said solemnly. "Wandering ghosts, I order you to go to the six realms of reincarnation!"

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, Chen Ling vaguely heard the sound of cars and horses, the dust around the hot spring was blown away, and there were actually turquoise runes appearing, and the hot spring soaked by the middle-aged man gradually turned earthy yellow, bubbling and bubbling, as if it was about to be cooked. It turned out that Xiushen had already made arrangements around the hot springs, just waiting for the man to arrive. However, Xiushen did the method for a long time, but it didn't work, although the man couldn't leave the pool several times when he wanted to get out, but Xiushen couldn't beat him into the six reincarnations, and he was at a stalemate for a while.

The strange man was the first to give up the struggle and spoke first, "Okay, okay, don't bother, it looks like I can't run when you do it." But you also saw it, I'm here, and you can't overtake me, so you might as well let me go, and I promise not to harass you in the future. ”

"No kidding, as a demon slayer, how could I let you go when I saw a ghost roaming the world. If it weren't for God's virtue of good life, I would have let you die long ago, and you would still dare to speak wildly. Xiushen said righteously.

"Xiushen, you cheated me again, used me as bait, and sacrificed my hue!" Chen Ling was so angry that he couldn't see it at this time, this middle-aged man was the male ghost he had been talking about last night.

"Friend, why are you so angry, I didn't do anything, I just talked to people, chatted, and didn't hurt people's lives, it's not good to shout and kill." The male ghost said leisurely.

"Shut up, you are the deceased, you should have ascended to reincarnation as soon as possible, and what is the reason for wandering in the world all the time. Now I will give you two ways, one is that I will make you lose your form and spirit, your soul will be scattered, and you will not be able to live forever. The second is that you lead the way to find your body, and I will go beyond it and let you ascend to Bliss as soon as possible. ”

"Actually, there is a third way, I have been wandering in the world because I have always had a wish that has not been fulfilled, if you can make me fulfill my wish," said the male ghost's eyes glanced at Chen Ling, licked his lips, Chen Ling hurriedly covered himself tighter, "Then don't bother, I'll run to reincarnation myself." ”

"Lord Almighty, there are spirits of the dead wandering the world, and your faithful believers beg for your mercy, may you expel them..."

Chen Ling was overjoyed beside him, thinking that the merger of China and the West would not be able to surpass you, an unlucky ghost.

The male ghost watched the yellow spring water around him gradually turn golden, and hurriedly said: "Okay, I admit defeat, I'll take you to find my body, stop quickly!" ”

Xiushen stopped chanting the incantation after hearing this, and Chen Ling next to him was not happy, and hurriedly said: "Kill him, kill him, be so arrogant, quickly kill him..."

Xiushen glared at him fiercely, and then whispered: "This job was originally a small job after vacation, the total remuneration is only 200,000, the blood of the Biluo toad, an extremely precious toad, only grows near the capital, its blood is worth 15,000 yuan per 100 milliliters, and it took me 300ml of toad blood to draw those runes, plus the five-colored soil produced by the clouds and mountains in the hot spring pool, the ghost fragrance willow I specially let you ignite has already made a bloody investment." And this golden cross is worth 230,000 yuan, and if you destroy him, this cross will be abolished, do you want me to lose money and make a deal? ”

Chen Ling, who is well aware of the vices of Xiushen, understands that demon eradication has never been a very bloody thing, it is a commercial behavior, and it needs to be costed. Once there is an overspending, Xiushen will definitely be more like a demon than a bearded male ghost, and hurriedly shut his mouth.

Xiushen collected the spell, and the male ghost also went ashore, and after cleaning up, Xiushen asked, "Okay, now let's say, where are your bones?" ”

The male ghost pointed to the hill next door, "Whew... It's over there at Tiger Leaping Cliff. ”

"Tiger Leaping Cliff? Why did you go to that place? Xiushen asked.

Xiushen learned through inquiry that the Tiger Leaping Cliff is said to be the place where the 'Wind Emperor' Turgenev fell, and its aura is so strong that it has not dispersed for a hundred years, and it is still full of wind and snow.

"As you can see, I'm actually a student at Ape Track Polytechnic University. The club I'm a member of..."

"Wait! I see your sister? Are you a college student? Are you expensive this year? Looking at the bearded and middle-aged male ghost in front of him, Chen Ling couldn't believe his words at all.

"Twenty-one, it's the time when the book business is in its prime, what's the matter, isn't it like?" The male ghost asked rhetorically.

"Is it only a year older than me? Brother, you're too anxious to look like you. ”

The male ghost shrugged his shoulders, "No way, the club I belong to is a hiking and mountaineering club, and my volunteer is to conquer every mountain in the world. ”

"You're obviously super developed, where is a little bit of maturity!" Chen Ling couldn't help but complain.

"Chen Ling, shut up, don't talk about irrelevant topics. And you," Xiushen turned his head and pointed at the male ghost, "I have no interest in your past at all, now tell me, why did you die in the Tiger Leaping Cliff, and the Tiger Leaping Cliff is so big, where did you die?" ”

"Okay, okay, that's going to have to start from the beginning." The male ghost rubbed his beard, "Half a year ago, I took a group of new students to the Tiger Leaping Cliff to climb the mountain..."

"Tiger Leaping Cliff, listen to the name and know that it is a very steep place, just now Xiushen also said that there is a heavy wind and snow all year round, half a year ago it was winter, you choose this place to climb the mountain in the cold winter wax moon, are you afraid of dying fast enough?" Chen Ling couldn't help but say on the side.

"It's because of the wind and snow that we're going. You must know that a man's dreams must not be repelled. The mountains are there, the wind and snow are there, waiting for us to conquer, and the wind and snow are our most glorious test! Only after the baptism of life and death can one be called a man. ”

"So you led a group of people to Tiger Leaping Cliff to find death, and then really died there together?" Chen Ling sneered all over his face.

"No, I'm the only one who died." The male ghost suddenly fell low.

"What a fool looking for death..."

Chen Ling continued to complain, and Xiushen directly slapped him to the back of the head. "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll kick you to the Tiger Leaping Cliff right now to enjoy the snow!"

Then he turned to the male ghost and said, "You continue, don't stop, you went up the tiger jumping cliff, and then what?" ”

"We really encountered a snowstorm on the road, the temperature of the Tiger Leaping Cliff in winter is generally about minus 15 degrees, we can't withstand such a big wind and snow with a tent, a few of our members have to huddle in a tent, and then take off our clothes and cover our bodies, huddle together to keep warm." The male ghost's voice became lower and lower, and although the ghost's face was usually only white or whiter, Chen Ling swore that he saw a flush on the male ghost's face.

"It's true that this is one of the ways to heat up in the winter, but I guess something must have happened in your particular interest, right?" Xiushen said helplessly.

"So many beautiful and toned bodies, how can the blood of youth not boil, the ears and temples grind, and the skin is close. You know, men, occasionally they will ignore it and wipe the gun away..."When the male ghost remembered the beautiful plot of that night, his heart was surging.

"Stop!" Xiushen hurriedly stopped talking, "I'm completely interested in your special experience. So I guess, probably you are, and your friends aren't, and then they threw you out together on a snowy day? ”

"That's pretty much it." The male ghost lowered his eyebrows and said embarrassedly.

"A group crime caused the undead to die, so it's not very wronged. And the abundant wind and snow aura of the Tiger Leaping Cliff gives you special protection, the body is not destroyed, and the soul is not dead, so you are an accidental product of the right time and place. Xiushen concluded.

"And one last question, where exactly did you die?"

"I don't know the exact location, but I can only be sure when I actually get around." The male ghost spreads his hands.

"So we're going up the mountain to find you slowly!" Xiushen raised his eyebrows, and his head grew in an instant.

“Binggo！ Congratulations, you got it right. The male ghost had a happy smile on his face.

"The 200,000 yuan is a good loss." Xiushen said indignantly, "With so much investment in the early budget, and now you have to bother to climb the snow mountain, it's just fatal, and this transaction is a big loss." ”

As soon as she turned her head and saw Chen Ling next to her, she immediately smiled, put one hand on Chen Ling's shoulder, and stared at Chen Ling's eyes sincerely.

"What are you going to do? You're going to trap me again, aren't you? Don't you think! "How could Chen Ling be a god again and again.

"Help me go up the tiger jumping cliff to find the bones, rest assured, the bones are very light, just drag them back in the snow, of course, find the right place to land, and leave it off." Xiushen said softly.

"You're dreaming! I won't die! It's so cold, and there's wind and snow, and you'll freeze to death there. ”

Xiushen gradually leaned closer to Chen Ling's side, slowly brushed Chen Ling's chest with one hand, and then said in his ear in an extremely charming voice: "Good, go and come back quickly, when you come back, I will catch the wind and wash the dust for you in the hot spring pool." ”

"That's right!" Xiushen gently stroked Chen Ling's face with his hand.

"I brought a sexy swimsuit..."

Chen Ling stood up straight with a snap, "Guarantee to complete the task, please rest assured!" ”

Therefore, it is not unreasonable for some men to die.