Chapter 283: Chief Celestial Princess
"Chief Celestia?"
Zhou Yu was stunned, he had heard of this chief medical officer, the chief ferocious, the chief domineering president, the beautiful school girl, and the desert island flight attendant, and the chief princess was really fresh.
"yes, you're scared, aren't you? Hum! ”
Well, I'm so scared, I'm afraid you two will bite me!
"I said Sister Huanyu...
"Presumptuous! Is that what you can call? A grass people! ”
"Well, then I should call you ... Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia? ”
The maid put her hands together, crossed them over her chest, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Oh, Her Royal Highness Celestia. See Your Highness! ”
"Fakemi? What a quirky name! Like, like? ”
The princess bit on the braided shell and seemed to be lost in thought.
"I don't know why the eldest princess came to the enemy camp despite the chaos of soldiers and artillery fire?"
"Oh, Farkmi, are you, the one in charge of this coalition?"
"Uh-huh, sort of, just tell me something. We have a standing committee system here, and I am the number one. ”
"The number one? Are you a handle? ”
The princess let out a soft cry and carefully looked at the "handle" in front of her.
"Alas, Your Royal Highness Princess, it's useless to talk too much, let's get straight to the point. What handle armrests left and right handed. ”
"I want you to retire, Farkmie!"
"What?"
Zhou Yu stumbled, almost fell to the ground, and hurriedly held on to the wheel. He froze, recalling what he had just said, making sure he had heard correctly.
This eldest lady's tone is really not small, as broad as her guts. Single-handedly, not to mention, let 100,000 people withdraw with one mouth, who gave her the courage? Is it Gigi Leung?
"I repeat, I will let you retire from the army, or, or you can disband the team on the spot, swear allegiance to the Cuoling family, and I will protect you from death. And, the glory and wealth of the future... ”
"Wait, wait, Miss, uh no, Celestia. I would like to ask, are you eating too much melamine or is a urinary tract infection burning out your brain? Why should I listen to you? If I am loyal to the Cuoling family, will I still use Xingshi to mobilize the people to conquer you so far? Joke! ”
Zhou Yu's incomprehension gradually escalated into dissatisfaction, don't think that Lao Tzu won't do something inferior to a beast if he looks good. Exactly looking like Nika can no longer be her gold medal for avoiding death, because this person with different facial features has already seen four of them.
It wasn't until much later, when Zhou Yu saw the Lord of Destruction, that he really understood why he had such an adventure, why so many Nika existed, and why they died inexplicably.
What is in front of the pendulum is how to communicate with this chief, she is horizontal, I must be more horizontal than her, isn't it not more fierce than the troops, not more than the battle situation, and more fierce than whom? Take out the momentum of Yin Tianqiu in the king of comedy.
"Oops, you elm head! Let's put it this way, do you recognize General Danzig? ”
The chief princess saw that she didn't bluff the commander of the three armies, so she hurriedly changed her strategy and turned the Northeast cannon into Wu Nong's soft words, but she didn't expect the metropolitan governor to really eat this set.
"Danzig? Well, there was a one-sided relationship. ”
Zhou Yu narrowed his eyes, he didn't dare to say too deeply, everything was unclear at the moment, and it was not clear whether the girl in front of him was friend or foe, and rashly admitting that he had something to do with Danzig was very likely to kill his ally. However, not admitting that you know him can prevent the conversation from proceeding. Therefore, the Governor of the Metropolitan answered her very skillfully by having met her.
"He's dead!"
"What?"
The Metropolitan Governor was shocked and died? For Zhou Yu, who was planning to attack the city with a groundbreaking strategy, this was undoubtedly a bolt from the blue. However, if you say you are dead, you are dead?
"Oh? How does Princess Celestia know? ”
"Because, I sent someone to kill him!"
"You send? Kill Danzig? ”
Zhou Yu pulled out the dagger from his waist rubbingly, and the bright blade was sent to the chief princess's pink neck before it could get cold.
Although the Governor was not a close friend of Danzig, at least the boy's life was saved by himself, and in return he reminded himself to be careful of the arrows. In essence, Danzig still cared about the common people of Dubancia, otherwise he would not have sent someone to send a handwritten letter, willing to be the internal response of the coalition army, and conspired to break the city.
Wait a minute.
A handwritten letter?
"Dare to ask Celestia, when was Danzig killed?"
Princess Huanyu lowered her head, as if thinking about something. Didn't the minds of the two people come together secretly?
"After returning from the steamer, Danzig was imprisoned by his father, and my brother tortured him day and night, not knowing what secrets they wanted from Danzig. Finally, one day, I couldn't bear to see him continue to suffer that inhuman abuse, he, he... ”
As she spoke, Huanyu couldn't stop crying.
So I sent poison to his drinking water and killed him. I think this kind of death should be the happiest for him. ”
"But why did you help him and live a sin?"
"On the day I returned home when I was eighteen years old, it was General Danzig who escorted me throughout the whole process, and I was able to return to Tianyin City safely. Since then, he has also taught some fist and foot kung fu to defend himself. He is half of my teacher, so to speak. ”
This makes sense, Huanyu really couldn't stand those tragic pictures, so he poisoned Danzig. However, who was the person who sent the letter to Zhou Yu? Is it the princess in front of her, or the "brother" in her mouth?
"Danzig, Danzig is my friend. He died, and I was saddened too. I'm glad you could tell me the news, so that I can have a memorial in the future! ”
Zhou Yu shook his hands and expressed his gratitude to Huanyu.
"I said you are a dirt bun, can you use honorifics when talking to my master? Are you impatient? ”
The maid next to her scolded and was about to come over to get Zhou Yu, but the governor stuck out his tongue, raised his hand and pinched the palm she had hit, buckled it on the tiger's mouth, and pushed back with a twist, and the maid flew out, and a dog gnawed on.
"Y-What are you doing?"
Princess Huanyu was slightly angry, her face was blue, and the wooden ruler in her hand pointed at Zhou Yu.
"What am I doing? Didn't you see that she was going to hit me? Let me tell you, I came here in self-defense, and even if I sue the court, you will ignore it, you know? This is not Fuzhou, nor is it Zhangjiakou, if you want to detain Lao Tzu, save it! ”
The little mustache that got up from the ground slapped the front skirt a few times, and was about to rush up to fight with Zhou Yu, but the eldest princess spread out the wooden ruler in her hand and stopped her.
It was also at this moment that Zhou Yu was able to carefully examine the ring ruler in her hand. It is said to be a ruler, which is a little longer than a ruler, half a meter long. It is said to be a ring ruler, but it does not seem to be made of plants such as bamboo and wood, as if it is an iron ruler. It is really rare for girls to play with rouge gouache, to play with bag shoe chain watches, or to play with bundled wax and rulers.
"I don't have that much time, let's say, what conditions do you want to withdraw your troops?"
Huan Yu stroked his sleeves and coldly opened the negotiation shelf, as if the eyebrows were about to freeze, and he didn't look at Zhou Yu's eyes at all, and it could even be said that he didn't put the two of them on an equal platform to speak at all.
"It's easy to talk about. You come to negotiate on behalf of Ling Zun, right, go back and tell your father, as long as he apologizes for his crimes, all the officers and reserves will surrender and let me reorganize, and then go out of the city for thirty miles and not come close. I can think about ending this disaster, and remember that it is the end that is over, not the withdrawal! ”
"You, you, you? How can this be true, you are really a robber, shameless, scum! ”
Huan Yu pointed at Zhou Yu's nose, sifting like a May pear blossom all over his body. Obviously, after living in Tianyin City for a long time, this flower-like princess is rarely so angry, because her ability to control anger is very poor.
"Well, thank you! It's been a long time since anyone has praised me so much, I'm not good enough, and I have to work harder to be worthy of the words robber, shameless, scum. ”
"You!"
Huanyu held the wheel with one hand and his chest with the other, trying to calm his breathing. Before she spoke, she had sent away the coachman and the two guards at any time, and she was not afraid to let others see her useless situation.
"Okay, I'm not going to talk nonsense with you, talk! What the hell do you want? I'll listen to your conditions. ”
Zhou Yu scratched his scalp and hooked his finger at 139 behind him. The princess brought a maid with her, and the governor only brought a robot to wait.
After the "buzzing" sound, the crawler robot 139 crawled over, and was so frightened that Huanyu and the maid hugged each other.
"What kind of monster is this? Go, go! ”
The little maid who was still invincible just now was so frightened that she cried out, crying and attacking 139 with her hands and feet.
With a bang, 139 raised his mechanical arm and tapped her shoulder, and the instantaneous high-voltage electricity made the maid lie down softly, like a dried noodle in a pot.
"Dudu, she talks a lot of nonsense, and she jumps up and down, very aggressive, it's better to let her rest."
"Well, that makes sense, 139, I also think I should shut her up!"
"Ahh
Zhou Yu screamed twice more, and a huge black shadow rose from not far away, and the outline of that shadow became clearer and larger, hovering over several people.
It's a dragon.
"Xiao Gongju, do you think I will withdraw my troops?"
Zhou Yu didn't play military exercises with her, but just took out two weapons casually to show off his muscles. His purpose is very simple, to make this girl retreat. The two armies are fighting and not beheading, if it weren't for the fact that the two of them are their own masters, maybe the Metropolitan Governor would tease her with two words.
"Well, even if you are a black hole and you overthrow the rule of our people, what can you do? Can the darkness, hunger and cold of these people, these people, change? It's nothing more than a different person sitting on the Heart of Ice. ”
The word Ice Heart, Zhou Yu had heard of it before. The Sand Gold of Wind Catching City, the Flower Creek of Drunken Flower City, the Moon in the Clouds of Star Picking City, and the Heart of Ice in Tianyin City are collectively known as the Four Thrones of the Borderlands, and only the rulers of the continent who are recognized by the Earth King, the Water King, the Wind King, and the Fire King are qualified to sit on them. If others make a mistake, they are rebelling. It can also be said that these four thrones are symbols of the power of the four continents.
"Definitely, definitely! My little princess! ”
After showing off her muscles, the title immediately changed from the eldest princess to the little princess, and the word "me" was added, which made Huanyu chill and take two steps back in disgust.
"Don't come here, I'll call someone!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Huanyu found that there was no one around him, only those evil eyes staring at his key parts. Oh no, why did you just send all the guards away?