Chapter 8 A Chance Encounter with the County Lord
"Lord, lord... Plum.... "The maid at the door ran and shouted and said nothing, but I didn't hear anything clearly... I guess what kind of big official it is, eighty percent is the brother of this old man, I don't know which prince it is. Leave him alone, it's okay with me anyway.
These flowers and plants are really good, orchids, junzi orchids, peonies, roses, yueji, camellia, rhododendrons, red plums, hibiscus, cyclamen, anthurium. All kinds, this peony is good, the flower color is gorgeous, the jade smile is fragrant, the grace is chic, magnificent, known as the "king of flowers" reputation. Among the cultivation types, they can be divided into hundreds of varieties according to the color of the flowers. "There are many varieties of peonies, and there are many colors, with yellow, green, flesh red, dark red, and silver red as the top grades, especially yellow and green are expensive. The peony flower is large and fragrant, so it is also known as "the national color and the fragrance". Liu Yuxi in the Tang Dynasty had a poem that said: "The peony demon in front of the court is unqualified, and the hibiscus on the pond is pure and affectionate." Only the peony is true to the national color, and the flowers move the capital when they bloom. βγ In the last years of the Qing Dynasty, peony was regarded as the national flower of China. In May 1985, peony was rated as one of the top ten famous flowers in China. It is a unique woody precious flower in China, with thousands of years of natural growth and more than 1,500 years of artificial cultivation history. It is widely cultivated in China and has long been introduced to all parts of the world. The peony flower is embraced as the king of flowers. Well, that's good. Yes,,Suddenly I remembered that something was wrong... This one
Ay? ,,, I remembered, some girl gave me a letter. I haven't seen it yet, I guess what kind of "Son, I admire your talent, just like the Yellow River is surging and flooding, spend a good night with me tonight." Wouldn't it be beautiful for you and me to chant poetry against each other? Hahahahaha???ha ^_^ It must be more subtle,,,, I look at what is written, you say that the clothes of the ancients are also strange, this pocket is not on the outside but on the inside, and a bag is sewn on the inside of the clothes, the size of a palm. I pulled out the letter from my clothes, and it read:
"When I first saw Childe, I knew that Childe was different from others. Before asking the name of the son, he left in a hurry. Childe's two sentences of "Sauvignon Blanc, long and long-term memories, Sauvignon Blanc are infinite" two poems just like my mood now. I don't know if I can get together with my son again, Zhang Yuanyuan".
Oh, it seems that this ancient ,,,,,,, really relied on talent to eat, is this Li Bai not born, I said so many of his poems and no one knows? Either it's a little kid. Or maybe they haven't done the poem at all. I don't care, anyway, I'm a blind cat and a dead mouse, and this verse will be mine from now on. To indicate, Mingyang... No, just now this old man called me Ziyang, could it be that my name is Li Ziyang? Forget it, forget it. Go back to the study first, I want to reply to the letter, first make an appointment with a beauty to talk about at night? Let's talk! ~Let's talk about it... Long miles long, long miles long...
γγγ Walking to the study, a man in white was at the door. Dressed in white, he looks dignified, and his face is bookish, quite elegant. I guess it was a high-minded intellectual, the man looked at me and said respectfully, "Little Wangye.!" β
"Ah, which ,,, which... You are??? "I'm confused, what is this handsome guy of TM doing here. What's going on?
"Return, little prince. Below is the Digest teacher, your companion teacher," said the man in white
Hey, these TM teachers are so chic, how can there be someone more chic than me in my family.
"Uh-huh,,, which... Teacher,,, what about me, do you know that I have changed my martial arts? I don't do this dance and ink. You're okay inside.,Go back.,Ah.γγγ Go home... I said to the teacher
"Hehe, little prince. Don't you look down on us readers? "The teacher seemed a little angry
"How dare you. I have always respected readers, how can I say that I look down on them? What's more, you're the teacher my dad hired," I said with a smile
"Oh? I have heard that the little prince does not learn and has no skills. How can we be respectful of those who don't know a few big characters? Isn't it full of nonsense and fabricating right and wrong? "The teacher was very proud
"Bold, you little digest teacher dared to be rude to the little prince, and someone came to drag the teacher out. Throw it outside the door" and looked back at the sound, it was a woman, wearing a yellow blouse, draped in transparent tulle, and a skirt underneath. Yellow embroidered shoes, thin lips, high nose bridge, willow eyebrows, big watery eyes. Slender fingers, white and tender skin. Eyelashes, wearing pearl earrings, about 1.68 in size! Thin build. Coming towards me
"Little Prince!" The woman said to me
"You are?" I'm confused
"Little prince, I am Madame's personal maid, Zhiqiu. Madame asked me to come to the study to get books on flowers and plants, but I didn't expect to meet this little digest teacher and contradict the little prince," Zhiqiu said
"Oh, Sister Zhiqiu. It's okay, I just want to learn literature from this teacher, hehe" I turned to look at the teacher after I finished speaking to Zhiqiu
"Okay, little prince. Poetry is the sword, gun and stick of our literati, let's entertain, don't be ashamed if you can't do it," the teacher said proudly
"That's it, just playing! You literati dance and ink make ink, and we warriors dance swords and guns. But if you can't get it, don't blame me for being mad! Out of the right!" I said to the teacher
"Then I'll get started, listen! ~" said the digest teacher
"There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, and they are very ignorant!"
"Hey,,, you... Zhiqiu said angrily and turned to leave
"Hey~. . . It's okay, it's just fun, Sister Zhiqiu don't take it seriously. I said to Zhiqiu's back
"I'm right, then? Listen up," I said
"Ten rooms and nine poverty, eight taels and seven cents, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and half-heartedness and presumptuousness"
"Huh? This,,this... This... "The teacher was a little anxious and wrong
Under is the champion of the seven provinces and the teacher of the digest, nicknamed the "king of the king" of the pair of intestines. The teacher said proudly
The younger brother has practiced martial arts for two years and is the son of the prince, Li Ziyang, who is nicknamed "Invincible in the North and South", "I will pick him up."
"Okay, I'll meet you for a while, and see what you are capable of as a rough man!" The teacher said,
"Teacher Digest, what are you doing? I didn't invite you to my house to teach me a lesson," the prince snapped
When I looked back, it was the prince and the old woman. I hurriedly said, "Dad, mother." I don't need a digest teacher, and I don't need a scholar, so I'm not talking to a digest teacher. β
I don't know when, Zhiqiu called his wife and prince together. He was followed by a young woman. it... This one.. It's like a fairy. In order to show my gentlemanly side, calm my mood, and look like a nymphomaniac. Pretend to be calm.
"Lord, ma'am. Don't blame the small ones, this bard pair itself has no size. If you suppress it by power, I won't accept it! The digest teacher said unconvinced
"The little teacher is so bold, someone is coming... The prince was just about to greet someone
"Hey... Daddy is fine. You usually only see me drunk and unskilled, but in private I still read poetry and books. Dad, rest assured. Today I will use the literati way. Come and meet this digest teacher for a while, right? β
The two of us fought against each other, pulling left and right, looking at each other. The scene is extremely tense! ~
Teacher right: In the chessboard, the car has no wheels and no horses, and the prince is on guard!
Me: In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little teacher is ridiculous!
, good, goodγγγγγ The crowd applauded
Teacher: The warbler, the swallow, the swallow, the emerald red, the red and the red everywhere are harmonious!
Me: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves, and leaves every year in the twilight!
"Little prince, okay. ,, it's great," Chunmei said
The digest teacher was a little flustered,,, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. He hurriedly said
: Ten thoughts, Sijun Siguo Sisheji!
Me: Thank you, thank God, thank you
Wow,,, it's so neatγγγγγ A piece of applause and envy
The teacher was angry, scratched his hair, opened his shirt, and said angrily
Teacher: I am superior and majestic, showing a tiger courage.
I; You're nasty, revealing half of your gui.!
Teacher: "I am the champion of the seven provinces and the teacher of the digest, and I will lose to you, a little prince who does not learn and has no skills!" I'm so angry! ~Ahhh
The teacher's hairstyle is messed up and he is delirious: come to plant a tree at your grave!
Me: Rujia bathtub to serve fish!
Teacher: "The fish and fat fruit are ripe in my belly!"
"Your wife is here to cook!"
Ha~ha~ha~ha~
Ahhhh,,,h ~~~
For the pair of children for entertainment, today the brother died on the spot, which is unprecedented, and the younger brother admires and admiresγγ
"Inside, inside... Someone came and took the digest teacher,,,Carry outγγγ Alas... It's really inappropriate. The prince said angrily
At this time, the woman in the crowd spoke, "The little prince can be described as suave, not only the poems are well done, but also... Hehe.. After speaking, he covered his mouth and laughed
The old woman came to me and said, "Son, you are doing well in front of you. Why is this becoming more and more improper? β
"What can I do, this teacher is not serious! ~" I said helplessly
"Alright, alright. In the future, let Ziyang read by himself. Ziyang, come and see the princess... After speaking, the prince turned to face the woman
"Uncle, it's serious, Ziyang has never seen me, and I rarely go out of the palace, I happened to be resting in Moxuan Pavilion yesterday, and I heard someone composing poems late at night. So today I came to ask if it was Ziyang who did it," the princess said shyly
Ah,,, this is... The legendary ,,, Gong !!! Host!!!!???? whatοΌ What's the situation, I'm handsome and chic, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, strength and justice, does the princess know it????? Oh Shet! ~~~~γγγγ Wow, this princess is different, talking and dressing up! ~~~~~ slot, slot. . . It can't really be that bloody, rightγγγγγγ Calmed my excitement a bit
"Ziyang, I've seen Her Royal Highness the Princess," I said
"Ziyang doesn't have to be polite," the princess looked at me affectionately,
These eyes, big watery eyes... The smell of flowers around me... Ah,,,, I feel like I'm in a hundred gardens. The birds of the sky revolve around me. Butterflies flying around. The wind ruffled my hair, really...
"The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look," I looked at the princess and muttered.
The princess bowed her head shyly
"Ziyang, don't be rude... The prince hurriedly pulled me and said
"Don't blame the princess, Ziyang has no intention... The prince hurriedly explained
"Hehe, uncle, don't blame Ziyang... It seems that yesterday's verses were indeed made by Ziyang. Uncle, aunt, it's not too early, Wanjun will go back to Moxuan Pavilion first," the princess said
"Okay, okay, I'll send the princess." The prince said with a smile, and then walked out with the princess
"What are you talking nonsense about, this child, although the verses are good, you must also divide them into dignity and humility. . . ." The old woman said eagerly
"It's not a mother.,I describe her as beautiful... Which girl doesn't like to be praised by others?γγ Besides, I'm right, hehe," I looked at the old woman with a smile
"Silly boy... After speaking, he turned around and asked Zhiqiu, "Zhiqiu, have you found the books of flowers and plants?" Let's go to the garden to see the flowers and plants sent by the Xue family. β
"Found Madame." After speaking, Zhiqiu followed the old woman like a garden.
I thought back to the way the princess looked at me. Watery eyes, affectionate veins. Which one is beautiful! I was immersed in it. Can't extricate themselvesγγγγγ It feels like I've grown wings and soaring freely in the sky! ~
"Hey, little prince... Little Prince. Little Prince! ~~~~Wake up... Saliva and saliva... Chunmei shook me
"Huh"? Well? Ahh Oh... "Wipe your mouth quickly
"I'm teasing you, little prince... Chunmei said with a smile,
"You girl, oops... Beautiful,,, so beautiful... I said with a nymphomaniac look on my face
"No, they're princesses... Chunmei said proudly
"Wanjun,,Wanjun... Good name, good name... Hey,,, why am I in the study? Chunmei, why am I in the study? I asked Chunmei suspiciously
"Hey, how do I know. Who knows what you're running the study for.,I haven't seen you run here a few times since this study was built for so long.γγ Chunmei said helplessly
"What is this, ouch" When I first saw Childe, I knew that Childe was different from others. I haven't asked for the name of my son... "It must have been written to you by those girls today." Chunmei snatched the envelope from my hand and looked at it and said
"Oh oh oh, I remembered it... You bring it to me,,, I'm on business, don't delay me." I'll tell you, "After saying that, I'll pull Chunmei."
"Oh oh oh, little prince. Thinking about the princess, there are still a few sluts outside, and this prince will give you kiss again... You said that you are eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, and what is even more annoying is that you are still looking at other people's pots. I'm going to tear up the letter," Chunmei finished and tore it up
"Oops,,, don't make a fuss. This is me who has been asked by someone, how brave does a big girl have to be to dare to date a man who has only met once. I can't miss an appointment, can I? Right, for example. I promise to take you out to play. What do you think if I don't take you, I must be disappointed, right? Right. I said to Chunmei
"That's true, little prince. When are you going to take me out to play? Chunmei said expectantly
Hey.... I'm really the cheapest I...
"Okay,,,, have time to take you out to play... Alright, write to me," I snatched the envelope and walked to the study
"Little prince, I'm going to follow you tonight, I'll see if this girl looks good... Hmph," Chunmei followed me into the study and said
"No, you little girl, what are you doing with me in the middle of the night, be careful that there is a big bad wolf outside! ~ Besides, did I say I went today? I said with a pen and paper
"Hmph, I don't care. I will follow you, and Madame will let me serve you. If you hadn't gone tonight, why would you write to that girl now? Hmph," Chunmei said with a pout
"Okay,,, I'll take you at night, okay. When the time comes, you'll find a place where no one is around. Sit there, okay, I can't help you," I said helplessly
"Which Chunmei, paper and pen? Come on, come on, pen and ink waiting," I said to Chunmei as I sat at my desk
"Where is it? . . . Well, this sparsely populated place in Chang'an City? No,,, I don't usually let people go out this night.,There's a lot of trouble to catch.γγγ Pregnant... Go to the Shallow Drunken Building! ~"I said hehe...
"Ah, the little prince is going to the shallow drunken building... Chunmei said while grinding the ink
"You don't go and pull it. Just what the doctor ordered... Hey~" I said
"Go, go, I'll go wherever the little prince goes." Chunmei said happily
"Okay, okay. Just a shallow drunken building"
I have a contradiction in writing with a pen, what kind of words do I write, what kind of script do the ancients have. Can I understand the modern Chinese characters I write? Alas,,, forget it, write it on... Shallow. Drunk. Floor.
"Which, Chunmei. You wrap this letter, give it to Ah Da, and let him send it over. Pay attention to what others see on the road. Quietly drop," I whispered to Chunmei with a wicked smile
"Got it. Little prince, hehe" Chunmei said to me with a smile and in a whisper
Chunmei wrapped the letter, turned around and went out. . .
I breathed a sigh of relief and rested my legs on the table. Marked with Erlang's legs,,,,, oopsγγγγγ It's so comfortable,,, hehe,,This princess is good.γγ Wanjun... Mo Xuan Ge, hey, how did she hear it, could it be that Mo Xuan Pavilion is near my house? Why did the princess say today that she was resting in Moxuan Pavilion yesterday??? Oh oh oh oh???? Oh Shet..! ~~~I understand... It's called a secret word ... it,,,, this TM stimulation ah,,, my God... Well, this ,,, is still a gentleman and a gentlemanγγγγγ Ah.... Suffer,,, hahaha Go to TM's 21st century, Lao Tzu is not leaving.