Chapter 16: Wei San smiled
Lei Shaoqing was accepting the worship of his "new fan" Huang Xin'er, but someone asked him a question, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be the middle-aged man who hadn't spoken much since he came in (Lu Ming, who looked old, was silently crying). Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Lu Ming's biggest feeling to Lei Shaoqing is that he is ordinary, no matter how he looks or how he dresses, he looks featureless, especially compared with the strangely shaped guys around him, he looks more like a passerby, and the only bright spot on his body is probably only his eyes and those slender hands.
But Lei Shaoqing did not underestimate Lu Ming because of this, and there were three main reasons. One is that Meng Da mentioned when he introduced Lei Shaoqing that Lu Ming is the boss of their group, although he doesn't know what kind of organization Meng Da is, but since he is the leader, he still has to have the necessary respect. The second is that when he was fighting just now, the fool who fought with him obviously didn't listen to anyone, but he was only unusually well-behaved in front of Lu Ming, the fool was already terrible enough, would the person who could make the fool obedient be easy to deal with? The third comes from Lei Shaoqing's own intuition, and his heart seems to have been reminding himself that this middle-aged man is not simple.
Therefore, in response to Lu Ming's question, he replied very politely: "Wei Sanxiao is a man, but he has three major quirks, women, rouge and flower clothes. ”
"Oh? Lei Shaoxia, can you talk about it in detail? Lu Ming seemed very interested.
This is not a secret to Lei Shaoqing, so he nodded happily, and after some introduction, everyone guessed that they finally knew how perverted this guy named Wei Sanxiao was.
First of all, this guy is a fake man, but he is not tall, only about 1.65 meters, but I heard that he is extremely handsome, and many of the women he took away were willing to have a relationship with him.
Secondly, this person has three hobbies and three specialties, and the three hobbies are women, rouge and flower clothes that Lei Shaoqing said before. The woman naturally understands very well, he is a flower thief himself, and picking beautiful women all over the world has always been his goal. Rouge naturally refers to "flowing water people", but a big man likes to rub rouge, and everyone feels a little sick to their stomachs when they think about it. As for flower clothes, it is his hobby in dressing, no matter what the occasion, Wei Sanxiao always likes to show off the flowers and branches he dresses, and he is particularly fond of the two colors of red and green, which is also unique in the martial arts.
As for the remaining three characteristics, it is the biggest reason why he can still get away with it after doing so many bad things. These three points are: disguise, light work, and poison!
Wei Sanxiao's disguise technique has reached the point of perfection, and even his height can be adjusted within a certain range, it can be said that as long as he wants, he can completely disguise that he can't even recognize his own mother.
Light skill is Wei Sanxiao's only martial art, although it does not have any lethality, but the ability to run away is absolutely first-class, many innate masters have encountered him, but they have not caught him, not because they can't beat him, but because they can't run. This kid is usually quite clever and cunning, as long as he sees that the situation is not right, he will run away, slippery like a loach, so if you want to catch him, you must make careful arrangements in advance.
The last item is poison. Wei Sanxiao is recognized as a master of poisoning in the entire martial arts, but his fame is not because of how strong the poison he configures, but because the toxicity is too despicable, and even the innate masters are very jealous. It is said that at the innate level, because you can freely release your internal force, even if you are poisoned, you can control the toxicity within a certain range to avoid endangering your life, and the master with strong internal force can even force the poison out of the body. But Wei Sanxiao's poison is different from others, his poison is completely unaffected by internal forces, and it acts quickly, often being hit without paying attention, and when the reaction comes, the effect of the medicine has already worked.
Fortunately, his poison has one of the biggest characteristics, that is, poison does not kill people, and at most it can only make people half-paralyzed. And there are two kinds of poisons that he is best at and the easiest for others to be hit: one is called Spring Breeze Jade Dew and One Encounter, and the other is called Flying Stream Straight Down 3,000 Feet. The names of these two drugs are pretty good-sounding, but anyone who has actually heard them will hear it.
Spring breeze jade dew is a kind of aphrodisiac, it was originally used by Wei Sanxiao to help the fun when he insulted a woman, who knew that this guy actually improved it, and the effect on men was even better than that of women, and this perverted version of the aphrodisiac also has a special effect, that is, if the poisoned person does not find the object in time to rejoice, then his internal force will be corroded, whether it is an acquired martial artist or a congenital master!
Speaking of this, Lei Shaoqing also told a secret story, saying that there was a person who was also at the level of a Heavenly Rank Houtian Martial Artist before, and he almost caught Wei Sanxiao, but unfortunately, he was hit by this poison when he was about to succeed, and at that time, the two of them had already entered the deep mountains after chasing and escaping, and there was no one nearby to vent to. In order to preserve his internal strength after years of hard work, the benevolent brother had no choice but to tearfully set his eyes on the body of an adult female wild boar, and it is said that the whole mountain echoed the miserable cry of a sow that day.
The poison of flying down 3,000 feet sounds quite imposing, but it is actually a laxative, and the effect of the medicine is fast and lasts for a long time, and it is said that in the worst case, the poisoned person will have diarrhea and dehydration, and the legs are like noodles, and they can't straighten up. There are even more masters who have been hit by this poison, and people in the martial arts have a headache as long as they mention it, after all, it is really embarrassing to suddenly pull a pair of pants while fighting.
is such a cunning, despicable, indecent, and shameless guy, relying on the above characteristics, he has been rampant in the martial arts for decades as a heavenly martial artist, and has become a big tumor in the martial arts, and now he has become the target of Lei Shaoqing!
"This guy is a little difficult, but with your strength in the upper three gates, if you really want to clean him up, I'm afraid it's easy." After Lu Ming listened, he pondered for a moment and then said to Lei Shaoqing.
"Lu Shaoxia is right, although Wei Sanxiao has some skills, it is relatively easy for us to really deal with it. The key is the person behind him, he is one of the seven masters of the Heaven Covering Sect - Wei Erxiao's own brother! This Wei Erxiao is a heaven-level innate master! ”
As soon as Lei Shaoqing finished speaking, he found that the faces of several people on the other side were a little strange, and when he thought that these people were frightened by Wei Erxiao's identity, Lu Ming, Meng Da, and Gao Yu asked him at the same time: "Does he also have an elder brother named Blue Winged Bat King Wei Yixiao!?"